I have a male god system
Chapter 134 No waves
Chapter 134 No waves
"I'm going to lose the game, why don't you say you're going to be a billionaire?"
"I'm telling you, it's too late to surrender now, otherwise, I will make you disappear into ashes."
Master Whitebeard's words were quite imposing and of a high standard.
Even Sister Fang couldn't help applauding. Sister Fang's applause was very ironic.
That is to say, it belongs to the kind that slaps a sweet date with a slap, and even vomits after eating it.
Speaking of this, some people may ask, why do you vomit after eating?
Eating and vomiting, as the name suggests, is to first negate, then affirm, and then, there is no other way.
Master Whitebeard looked down upon Sister Fang's behavior of eating and vomiting.
For this kind of cub behavior, the white bearded master expressed deep contempt, why did he say that it was the white bearded master who expressed contempt.
It was because Sister Fang was not such a person at all. Before the official fight with the demon, Master Whitebeard recalled some past events when Sister Fang had just joined the division.
At that time, Sister Fang was not very beautiful and her figure was not so good, but what Master Whitebeard admired the most was Sister Fang's diligence and intelligence. Own.
Thinking back decades ago, when I was young, I was also a diligent person. If my master hadn’t died early, my sect would definitely be bigger and better than it is now, so there is no need to worry about it every day. Food, water, electricity, gas, air conditioning, internet, telephone.
When Sister Fang first entered the teacher's school, Master Whitebeard had a wish to train him to be the first apprentice.
However, I still have an unfulfilling apprentice, and that is Lao Wang, whom everyone loves to see.
Speaking of Old Wang, Master Whitebeard has nowhere to vent his anger.
Lao Wang is almost the same day as Sister Fang's apprentice. From the appearance point of view, Lao Wang should be better than Sister Fang.
But once you get rid of the appearance, from the coordination of the body and what else, it is definitely not as good as Sister Fang.
For an unfulfilling apprentice like Lao Wang, Master Whitebeard can only adopt casual tactics.
What is casual tactics? That is to say, every time a new day comes, Master Whitebeard will personally demonstrate to Lao Wang what he will learn today. Please note that it is just a demonstration, not a hands-on demonstration. .
After the demonstration, Master Whitebeard ordered Pharaoh to contact him himself, and then what would Master Whitebeard do.
That's right, I just went to the room to teach Sister Fang in person. At that time, Sister Fang had the best relationship with Master Whitebeard.
How good is it? Now that TV dramas such as male girlfriends are popular, male girlfriends must be familiar to everyone this time.
To be more precise, Master Whitebeard has become Sister Fang's boyfriend.
Boyfriends play an extremely important role in Sister Fang's life.
Therefore, after becoming Sister Fang's boyfriend, Master Whitebeard began to teach Sister Fang all his martial arts.
But ah, although this Sister Fang is talented and intelligent, she is not very patient. Many martial arts can only be learned after a while.
After practicing with Master Whitebeard every day, Sister Fang went shopping with her girlfriends, or went to work, and didn't take the brothers taught by Master Whitebeard seriously at all.
Sister Fang is a person who doesn't like nostalgia, and she maintains a contemptuous attitude towards these things that Master Whitebeard recalls.
Before the white beard master and the heart demon sister officially started fighting, Sister Fang said such a passage.
"Master Whitebeard, you old bastard, I was really blind to let you be my boyfriend. If I knew you were such a person, I let pig dog be my boyfriend. I won’t let you be my best friend either, it’s an insult to my character!”
Master Whitebeard's Infinity Fist is already in hand, he has nothing to be afraid of, since Sister Fang is willing to fight with him, that is, to settle the account, then he will settle the account with Sister Fang.
Master White Beard said indifferently: "Hehehe, Sister Fang, won't your conscience hurt when you say such things, eh? Who cried and begged me at the beginning, and asked me to teach more martial arts, and then I said that Let me be your boyfriend, you agreed without hesitation at the beginning, please pay attention, I mentioned it casually at the beginning, and then you can't do it, right, keep asking me, keep begging me, Even constantly threatening me to force you to become your boyfriend, since today’s talk is all about this, I will tell you the truth, I thought you were disgusting at the beginning, and ah, when I told you All the things I said were duplicity, duplicity, you know, all false, all perfunctory, and those **** words, all false!"
hiss!
It was so terrifying, Sister Fang couldn't believe that everything in front of her was real.
It turns out that Master Whitebeard said to himself in countless days and nights, and there are countless days and nights of tenderness like water.
After Master Whitebeard said these words, it turned out that everything was false. Master Whitebeard was just fooling and teasing Sister Fang as a fool.
Seeing Sister Fang, who was a little dejected, Master Whitebeard almost burst out laughing. This really wasn't Master Whitebeard's deliberate ridicule.
But Sister Fang's expression was too embarrassing, and as for Master Whitebeard, after receiving so much ridicule from Sister Fang, it was hard to see Sister Fang feel uncomfortable once, so it was not necessary to make a good mockery.
Taking a closer look, Master Whitebeard smiled, looking like a happy little old man.
"Hee hee hee I hee hee!"
Suddenly, Sister Fang's complexion changed, and she was smiling like Master Whitebeard.
Master Whitebeard was very puzzled. He didn't know what Sister Fang was laughing about.
"Sister Fang, I've already told you the truth. Aren't you sad? Aren't you sad? Don't you want to cry? If it were me, I might have cried a hundred times. You can't even cry. Don't you feel like crying at all?"
Sister Fang replied with a sneer: "No, there is no disturbance in my heart, and I even want to laugh."
"Still want to laugh?"
"Waterfa, do you still want to laugh?"
"Are you crazy?"
"Are you crazy or am I crazy?"
This is what Sister Heart Demon and Master Whitebeard said together.
Gradually, Sister Fang started laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She temporarily put down her martial arts and said at the same time: "Hahahahaha, Master White Beard, do you think I don't know that you are lying to me?"
(End of this chapter)
"I'm going to lose the game, why don't you say you're going to be a billionaire?"
"I'm telling you, it's too late to surrender now, otherwise, I will make you disappear into ashes."
Master Whitebeard's words were quite imposing and of a high standard.
Even Sister Fang couldn't help applauding. Sister Fang's applause was very ironic.
That is to say, it belongs to the kind that slaps a sweet date with a slap, and even vomits after eating it.
Speaking of this, some people may ask, why do you vomit after eating?
Eating and vomiting, as the name suggests, is to first negate, then affirm, and then, there is no other way.
Master Whitebeard looked down upon Sister Fang's behavior of eating and vomiting.
For this kind of cub behavior, the white bearded master expressed deep contempt, why did he say that it was the white bearded master who expressed contempt.
It was because Sister Fang was not such a person at all. Before the official fight with the demon, Master Whitebeard recalled some past events when Sister Fang had just joined the division.
At that time, Sister Fang was not very beautiful and her figure was not so good, but what Master Whitebeard admired the most was Sister Fang's diligence and intelligence. Own.
Thinking back decades ago, when I was young, I was also a diligent person. If my master hadn’t died early, my sect would definitely be bigger and better than it is now, so there is no need to worry about it every day. Food, water, electricity, gas, air conditioning, internet, telephone.
When Sister Fang first entered the teacher's school, Master Whitebeard had a wish to train him to be the first apprentice.
However, I still have an unfulfilling apprentice, and that is Lao Wang, whom everyone loves to see.
Speaking of Old Wang, Master Whitebeard has nowhere to vent his anger.
Lao Wang is almost the same day as Sister Fang's apprentice. From the appearance point of view, Lao Wang should be better than Sister Fang.
But once you get rid of the appearance, from the coordination of the body and what else, it is definitely not as good as Sister Fang.
For an unfulfilling apprentice like Lao Wang, Master Whitebeard can only adopt casual tactics.
What is casual tactics? That is to say, every time a new day comes, Master Whitebeard will personally demonstrate to Lao Wang what he will learn today. Please note that it is just a demonstration, not a hands-on demonstration. .
After the demonstration, Master Whitebeard ordered Pharaoh to contact him himself, and then what would Master Whitebeard do.
That's right, I just went to the room to teach Sister Fang in person. At that time, Sister Fang had the best relationship with Master Whitebeard.
How good is it? Now that TV dramas such as male girlfriends are popular, male girlfriends must be familiar to everyone this time.
To be more precise, Master Whitebeard has become Sister Fang's boyfriend.
Boyfriends play an extremely important role in Sister Fang's life.
Therefore, after becoming Sister Fang's boyfriend, Master Whitebeard began to teach Sister Fang all his martial arts.
But ah, although this Sister Fang is talented and intelligent, she is not very patient. Many martial arts can only be learned after a while.
After practicing with Master Whitebeard every day, Sister Fang went shopping with her girlfriends, or went to work, and didn't take the brothers taught by Master Whitebeard seriously at all.
Sister Fang is a person who doesn't like nostalgia, and she maintains a contemptuous attitude towards these things that Master Whitebeard recalls.
Before the white beard master and the heart demon sister officially started fighting, Sister Fang said such a passage.
"Master Whitebeard, you old bastard, I was really blind to let you be my boyfriend. If I knew you were such a person, I let pig dog be my boyfriend. I won’t let you be my best friend either, it’s an insult to my character!”
Master Whitebeard's Infinity Fist is already in hand, he has nothing to be afraid of, since Sister Fang is willing to fight with him, that is, to settle the account, then he will settle the account with Sister Fang.
Master White Beard said indifferently: "Hehehe, Sister Fang, won't your conscience hurt when you say such things, eh? Who cried and begged me at the beginning, and asked me to teach more martial arts, and then I said that Let me be your boyfriend, you agreed without hesitation at the beginning, please pay attention, I mentioned it casually at the beginning, and then you can't do it, right, keep asking me, keep begging me, Even constantly threatening me to force you to become your boyfriend, since today’s talk is all about this, I will tell you the truth, I thought you were disgusting at the beginning, and ah, when I told you All the things I said were duplicity, duplicity, you know, all false, all perfunctory, and those **** words, all false!"
hiss!
It was so terrifying, Sister Fang couldn't believe that everything in front of her was real.
It turns out that Master Whitebeard said to himself in countless days and nights, and there are countless days and nights of tenderness like water.
After Master Whitebeard said these words, it turned out that everything was false. Master Whitebeard was just fooling and teasing Sister Fang as a fool.
Seeing Sister Fang, who was a little dejected, Master Whitebeard almost burst out laughing. This really wasn't Master Whitebeard's deliberate ridicule.
But Sister Fang's expression was too embarrassing, and as for Master Whitebeard, after receiving so much ridicule from Sister Fang, it was hard to see Sister Fang feel uncomfortable once, so it was not necessary to make a good mockery.
Taking a closer look, Master Whitebeard smiled, looking like a happy little old man.
"Hee hee hee I hee hee!"
Suddenly, Sister Fang's complexion changed, and she was smiling like Master Whitebeard.
Master Whitebeard was very puzzled. He didn't know what Sister Fang was laughing about.
"Sister Fang, I've already told you the truth. Aren't you sad? Aren't you sad? Don't you want to cry? If it were me, I might have cried a hundred times. You can't even cry. Don't you feel like crying at all?"
Sister Fang replied with a sneer: "No, there is no disturbance in my heart, and I even want to laugh."
"Still want to laugh?"
"Waterfa, do you still want to laugh?"
"Are you crazy?"
"Are you crazy or am I crazy?"
This is what Sister Heart Demon and Master Whitebeard said together.
Gradually, Sister Fang started laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She temporarily put down her martial arts and said at the same time: "Hahahahaha, Master White Beard, do you think I don't know that you are lying to me?"
(End of this chapter)
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