The system is a little warm
Chapter 255 Stupid Humans
Chapter 255 Stupid Humans
"Jin Le, why is your face so ugly?" Yan Mengru suddenly felt that something was wrong with Jin Le, the corners of her mouth twitched like Nicholas Zhao Si.
Jin Le regained his composure, looked up at the beautiful sister, with an expression of wanting to cry and laugh: "These monkeys are too crazy."
Yan Mengru said: "Who told you to eat the bread."
With that said, she tore open a package of small bread, knelt down and handed it to the monkey under Jin Le's palm.
Jin Le saw the monkey snatch the custard bread, but his expression was not very good, because the monkey secretly scolded his beautiful sister in his heart.
Monkey inner OS: This female monkey is ugly!
"What a heartless monkey." Jin Le muttered in a low voice, but the monkey didn't have any extra thoughts in his heart other than "true fragrance".
Didn't it hear what I said?
"Jin Le, stop pressing its little head." Yan Mengru gently pulled La Jinle's arm.
Seeing the beautiful sister's flawless face, Jin Le suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Beautiful sister, do you think monkeys can understand us?"
Yan Mengru was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, pinching Jin Le's cheek and said: "You are really naive, children will have such doubts."
"Hey, just give it a try." Jin Le said coquettishly, "Just try to satisfy my curiosity."
Yan Mengru smiled and nodded: "Okay, I'm going to coax the kids again."
Jin Le grinned foolishly.
"Little monkey, come here." Yan Mengru waved to the little monkey under Jin Le's palm.
But the little monkey only cared about eating the bread, but the monkey next to him grinned fiercely.
Therefore, Jin Le changed his target, and this time, the one who surrendered under his palm was a chubby monkey.
Chubby inner OS: I want to eat bananas, big ones.
Jin Le's eyebrows twitched: "Sister beauty, tell this fat monkey to give it a banana."
Although I don't know why Jin Le played so hard, Yan Mengru continued to cooperate with Jin Le.
When Yan Mengru finished saying "I'll give you a banana to eat", Jin Le carefully felt the inner drama of the fat monkey, only to find that the fat monkey kept repeating "I want to eat a big banana", which was a bit of a joke.
Is this monkey brain sick?
Hmm...Looking at the body shape, they are pretty much the same.
Immediately afterwards, Jin Le found a little monkey that looked smarter. As soon as Jin Le put his hand on the little monkey's head, a group of monkeys erupted immediately, baring their teeth and grinning ferociously, as if they had met their enemies.
Seeing this, Yan Mengru hurriedly said: "Jin Le, take your hands away quickly."
Jin Le didn't care about the boiling monkey group, and said indifferently: "Beautiful sister, it's fine with me."
Yan Mengru was dizzy: "This is an amusement park, and there are staff nearby. If there is a lot of noise, the impact will be bad."
"Oh." Jin Le obediently withdrew his hand.
He also read the little monkey's thoughts: The one who touches my head will not grow taller.
Very normal thought.
But there is no way to verify from the little monkey whether the monkey can understand human speech.
Looking for a few small buns from the beautiful sister, and with the cooperation of the beautiful sister, Jin Le took the opportunity to catch a few big monkeys for experiments. The final conclusion was that the monkeys could not understand human speech at all.
With such a comparison, it is not an exaggeration to say that the little fart monkey is a monkey spirit.
Jin Le was itchy in his heart, and really wanted to get the little fart monkey to study it carefully. What is so special about monkeys that can understand human speech? After this conclusion, he really wanted to take the little fart monkey home and raise it.
Jin Le felt an inexplicable impulse in his heart. He didn't know why and didn't think much about it. After all, everyone has their own curiosity, which means that everyone has a "curious ghost" in their heart.
However, the animals don't see "ghosts" in their hearts. Compared with humans, they are pure, so there are no "ghosts", Jin Le can understand, if even small animals are very dirty and evil, this world is still friendly of nature?
Teddy's kind of sand sculptures that hate the sky and the air can only be regarded as an instinct, not a "pervert" in the true sense.
Seeing Jin Le squatting on the ground in a daze, Yan Mengru whispered: "Let's go see the giant pandas."
Jin Le blinked: "There are still giant pandas here?"
"Of course there is."
"Then let's go see the national treasure."
Panda Pavilion.
A luxurious mansion was specially built for our national treasure.
With this treatment, it is worthy of being a national treasure.
Jin Le came to the zoo for the first time, thinking that he could touch the head of the national treasure, but it failed. These chubby guys can only be seen from a distance.
From a distance, you can still watch them eat and sow, and the emerald green bamboo shoots are wiped out by them...
There was a long line of tourists taking photos, waving, and laughing. If there was a reward function, airplanes, rockets and cannons would definitely be indispensable.
"The way they eat is so cute." Yan Mengru said, pointing to a strong and fat panda.
Jin Le really wanted to touch it: "I don't know how their heads feel."
"Really want to touch it?" Yan Mengru pulled down her sunglasses, and the sunglasses slid down the high bridge of her nose to the wings of her nose, revealing her yellow amber eyes and staring at Jin Le.
Jin Le nodded: "Do you have a solution?"
Yan Mengru pushed the red frame, and took Jin Le's big hand: "Come with me."
The two of them were going against the flow of people, and they fell into the eyes of the tourists, that is, the older sister took the younger brother to find her mother... All the male compatriots focused on Yan Mengru's alluring figure, naturally ignoring the existence of Jin Le.
At the entrance, Yan Mengru made a phone call, and a female breeder in blue overalls came out not long after. Seeing that Yan Mengru and the two did not speak, she led them around to the other side, and there was a locked back door.
The female breeder unlocked the big lock, pushed open the door, and led Yan Mengru and the two inside.
This should be the place where giant pandas sleep.
Jin Le glanced at it, and roughly made a judgment in his heart.
The female breeder glanced at Jin Le, then turned to Yan Mengru and said, "Mr. Yan, there is a panda inside, let me take you in."
"Okay, thank you." Yan Mengru nodded.
Jin Le leaned close to Yan Mengru's ear and whispered, "Beautiful sister, the zoo doesn't even have your network, so you won't tell me."
Yan Mengru smiled: "Her sister is the department manager of my company."
Jin Le chuckled and said, "It's good to have a CEO's wife."
The female breeder leading the way heard the conversation between the two, and felt a little excited. Brother Le is by her side, do you want to say hello?
After thinking about it, the female breeder came to a "room" like an iron cage, where a giant panda, Ge You, was lying, gnawing a red apple in her hand without any desire.
The iron door opened, and the female keeper took the two of them into the giant panda's "boudoir". There was a very faint fragrance of bamboo inside.
Jin Le stared at the cute giant panda, and then looked at the female breeder beside him: "Miss sister, can I touch its head?"
Brother Le suddenly talked to himself, the female breeder was stunned for a moment, and then said a little excitedly after three seconds: "Of course."
"Thank you." Jin Le squatted down and stretched out his left hand.
Not long after Jin Le's palm landed on the giant panda's head, the panda's eyes fixed on Jin Le's baby face, and the wriggling mouth slowly stopped...
Isn't it cute?
However, Jin Le had a "stunned" expression on his face.
Because the inner monologue of the giant panda is: stupid human beings, you can touch my head!
work hard
One hundred changes today, hehehe...
(End of this chapter)
"Jin Le, why is your face so ugly?" Yan Mengru suddenly felt that something was wrong with Jin Le, the corners of her mouth twitched like Nicholas Zhao Si.
Jin Le regained his composure, looked up at the beautiful sister, with an expression of wanting to cry and laugh: "These monkeys are too crazy."
Yan Mengru said: "Who told you to eat the bread."
With that said, she tore open a package of small bread, knelt down and handed it to the monkey under Jin Le's palm.
Jin Le saw the monkey snatch the custard bread, but his expression was not very good, because the monkey secretly scolded his beautiful sister in his heart.
Monkey inner OS: This female monkey is ugly!
"What a heartless monkey." Jin Le muttered in a low voice, but the monkey didn't have any extra thoughts in his heart other than "true fragrance".
Didn't it hear what I said?
"Jin Le, stop pressing its little head." Yan Mengru gently pulled La Jinle's arm.
Seeing the beautiful sister's flawless face, Jin Le suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Beautiful sister, do you think monkeys can understand us?"
Yan Mengru was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, pinching Jin Le's cheek and said: "You are really naive, children will have such doubts."
"Hey, just give it a try." Jin Le said coquettishly, "Just try to satisfy my curiosity."
Yan Mengru smiled and nodded: "Okay, I'm going to coax the kids again."
Jin Le grinned foolishly.
"Little monkey, come here." Yan Mengru waved to the little monkey under Jin Le's palm.
But the little monkey only cared about eating the bread, but the monkey next to him grinned fiercely.
Therefore, Jin Le changed his target, and this time, the one who surrendered under his palm was a chubby monkey.
Chubby inner OS: I want to eat bananas, big ones.
Jin Le's eyebrows twitched: "Sister beauty, tell this fat monkey to give it a banana."
Although I don't know why Jin Le played so hard, Yan Mengru continued to cooperate with Jin Le.
When Yan Mengru finished saying "I'll give you a banana to eat", Jin Le carefully felt the inner drama of the fat monkey, only to find that the fat monkey kept repeating "I want to eat a big banana", which was a bit of a joke.
Is this monkey brain sick?
Hmm...Looking at the body shape, they are pretty much the same.
Immediately afterwards, Jin Le found a little monkey that looked smarter. As soon as Jin Le put his hand on the little monkey's head, a group of monkeys erupted immediately, baring their teeth and grinning ferociously, as if they had met their enemies.
Seeing this, Yan Mengru hurriedly said: "Jin Le, take your hands away quickly."
Jin Le didn't care about the boiling monkey group, and said indifferently: "Beautiful sister, it's fine with me."
Yan Mengru was dizzy: "This is an amusement park, and there are staff nearby. If there is a lot of noise, the impact will be bad."
"Oh." Jin Le obediently withdrew his hand.
He also read the little monkey's thoughts: The one who touches my head will not grow taller.
Very normal thought.
But there is no way to verify from the little monkey whether the monkey can understand human speech.
Looking for a few small buns from the beautiful sister, and with the cooperation of the beautiful sister, Jin Le took the opportunity to catch a few big monkeys for experiments. The final conclusion was that the monkeys could not understand human speech at all.
With such a comparison, it is not an exaggeration to say that the little fart monkey is a monkey spirit.
Jin Le was itchy in his heart, and really wanted to get the little fart monkey to study it carefully. What is so special about monkeys that can understand human speech? After this conclusion, he really wanted to take the little fart monkey home and raise it.
Jin Le felt an inexplicable impulse in his heart. He didn't know why and didn't think much about it. After all, everyone has their own curiosity, which means that everyone has a "curious ghost" in their heart.
However, the animals don't see "ghosts" in their hearts. Compared with humans, they are pure, so there are no "ghosts", Jin Le can understand, if even small animals are very dirty and evil, this world is still friendly of nature?
Teddy's kind of sand sculptures that hate the sky and the air can only be regarded as an instinct, not a "pervert" in the true sense.
Seeing Jin Le squatting on the ground in a daze, Yan Mengru whispered: "Let's go see the giant pandas."
Jin Le blinked: "There are still giant pandas here?"
"Of course there is."
"Then let's go see the national treasure."
Panda Pavilion.
A luxurious mansion was specially built for our national treasure.
With this treatment, it is worthy of being a national treasure.
Jin Le came to the zoo for the first time, thinking that he could touch the head of the national treasure, but it failed. These chubby guys can only be seen from a distance.
From a distance, you can still watch them eat and sow, and the emerald green bamboo shoots are wiped out by them...
There was a long line of tourists taking photos, waving, and laughing. If there was a reward function, airplanes, rockets and cannons would definitely be indispensable.
"The way they eat is so cute." Yan Mengru said, pointing to a strong and fat panda.
Jin Le really wanted to touch it: "I don't know how their heads feel."
"Really want to touch it?" Yan Mengru pulled down her sunglasses, and the sunglasses slid down the high bridge of her nose to the wings of her nose, revealing her yellow amber eyes and staring at Jin Le.
Jin Le nodded: "Do you have a solution?"
Yan Mengru pushed the red frame, and took Jin Le's big hand: "Come with me."
The two of them were going against the flow of people, and they fell into the eyes of the tourists, that is, the older sister took the younger brother to find her mother... All the male compatriots focused on Yan Mengru's alluring figure, naturally ignoring the existence of Jin Le.
At the entrance, Yan Mengru made a phone call, and a female breeder in blue overalls came out not long after. Seeing that Yan Mengru and the two did not speak, she led them around to the other side, and there was a locked back door.
The female breeder unlocked the big lock, pushed open the door, and led Yan Mengru and the two inside.
This should be the place where giant pandas sleep.
Jin Le glanced at it, and roughly made a judgment in his heart.
The female breeder glanced at Jin Le, then turned to Yan Mengru and said, "Mr. Yan, there is a panda inside, let me take you in."
"Okay, thank you." Yan Mengru nodded.
Jin Le leaned close to Yan Mengru's ear and whispered, "Beautiful sister, the zoo doesn't even have your network, so you won't tell me."
Yan Mengru smiled: "Her sister is the department manager of my company."
Jin Le chuckled and said, "It's good to have a CEO's wife."
The female breeder leading the way heard the conversation between the two, and felt a little excited. Brother Le is by her side, do you want to say hello?
After thinking about it, the female breeder came to a "room" like an iron cage, where a giant panda, Ge You, was lying, gnawing a red apple in her hand without any desire.
The iron door opened, and the female keeper took the two of them into the giant panda's "boudoir". There was a very faint fragrance of bamboo inside.
Jin Le stared at the cute giant panda, and then looked at the female breeder beside him: "Miss sister, can I touch its head?"
Brother Le suddenly talked to himself, the female breeder was stunned for a moment, and then said a little excitedly after three seconds: "Of course."
"Thank you." Jin Le squatted down and stretched out his left hand.
Not long after Jin Le's palm landed on the giant panda's head, the panda's eyes fixed on Jin Le's baby face, and the wriggling mouth slowly stopped...
Isn't it cute?
However, Jin Le had a "stunned" expression on his face.
Because the inner monologue of the giant panda is: stupid human beings, you can touch my head!
work hard
One hundred changes today, hehehe...
(End of this chapter)
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