Shock!The artifact in my backyard was exposed by my daughter

Chapter 53

Cong Cong raised his head and said: "People should have lofty aspirations. All the faster things in front of us are short-term excitement. What can actually bring us happiness is the realization of our own goals, so the starry sky and the future are my interests. .”

"It's not interesting to eat, drink, and play. I think it's more interesting to use gorgeous words to enter everything in the world. It's just that my sisters are not very good at it."

After Bai Yu listened to it, he turned petrified instantly. He didn't expect that neither he nor Huang Qianxi was a petty bourgeoisie, but this was his daughter who completely escaped their two personalities.

At this time, Bai Yu even wondered if this daughter was his and Huang Qianxi's biological daughter. If the first three daughters were beating girls, then this daughter is a proper academic master and literary young woman.

Bai Yu couldn't stop nodding and said: "Oh, if you want to say this, Daddy knows your hobbies, then you won't catch a cold with all the toys in our paradise and the games Daddy invented, and Daddy knows it now. "

Bai Yu thought to himself that this daughter might not be the same as her first three daughters, if she had to improve her happiness index, then he had to know for himself.

Since he doesn't like toys, but likes some poems and odes, it's better to do what he likes, but let's talk about raising his daughter's pleasure value first. The reward, the most important thing is that as Bai Yu's own daughter, they will not calm down if they are unhappy with Bai Yu.

"Since you don't like this, Dad has a very interesting joke, maybe it can amuse you?"

After a while, he called Huang Qianxi and the four children to his side. They formed a group, and Bai Yu told the jokes he knew well.

After every joke was told, everyone laughed and clapped their hands and applauded endlessly.

Of course, two or three jokes can't satisfy their appetite at all.

While clapping her hands, Jingjing took Bai Yu's hand and said, "Dad, think about another joke and tell us another joke, it's so funny."

Hearing his daughter begging him like this, Bai Yu naturally mobilized his brain cells, and he thought of another very funny joke. This time, even he was amused.

But when a group of people were laughing, Bai Yu found that the voice of his fourth daughter Cong Cong hadn't appeared in the laughter just now.

Looking at the fourth daughter again, she has a dull expression from beginning to end.

Bai Yu was about to think about other effects that could amuse the fourth daughter. The pleasure value of Su Rian's fourth daughter was two points higher, but it couldn't be compared with the increase in the pleasure value of the other three daughters, Yu Yue.

In Bai Yu's opinion, telling jokes is advisable, but hot jokes are not good, so it's better to tell a cold joke that no one laughs and see how the fourth daughter reacts.

Bai Yu stretched out his index finger and looked around and said, "Shh, Dad told a joke just now, which is called a hot joke, but there are some jokes called bad jokes in the joke, and now Dad will tell you a particularly interesting cold joke, okay?"

Of course, in the eyes of ordinary people, no one would laugh at a cold joke, and upon hearing that it was a cold joke, Yueyue and Lulu tied up and quit.

At this time, Yueyue frowned and said: "Daddy's cold jokes are boring. Although you have told some cold jokes before, we have never had any effect. They are far inferior to your hot jokes, so daddy, please stop telling them." It's a bad joke, okay?"

Yue Yue kept begging.

"Yeah, Daddy's sneer, it's not funny at all, just now we were so teased that we turned into popsicles."

The boss and the second child have naturally learned about Bai Yu's cold jokes.

But cold jokes are relatively unfamiliar to the third and fourth children, because no cold jokes have been told since the birth of the third child.

So when the boss and the second child heard that they were going to return to their old jobs, a trace of sadness appeared in their eyes.

And Jingjing and Congcong also saw their sister's expression, and felt anxious in their hearts.

The two of them even wondered if this cold joke could really make people feel chills?
Bai Yu cleared her throat and was about to speak, but Lulu stood up and said: "Daddy, don't make cold jokes, we can't find the point of your jokes at all, it is really boring, if you are really cold I'm going to leave after making a joke, and I won't play with you anymore."

The second daughter also stood up with Lulu, and said: "Daddy, you almost cried yourself when you told a bad joke. Are you still willing to tell us? It's so boring, do you remember? You used to give We told a bad joke and we didn't laugh, so you invent some weird toys."

"So Daddy, I'm begging you to stop telling bad jokes, okay?"

After hearing the complaints from his two daughters, Bai Yu recalled the scene of his family's cold jokes.

The cold jokes he told at that time were not very cold, and he could even laugh a little when he recalled them. It's not that the two daughters have never laughed before but they have heard it before, so they didn't let Bai Yu tell it.

And if the two daughters really ran away in front of the third and fourth, it would damage his father's image, and how could he establish his prestige in the future.

So, even if it's not funny, put it on.

At this time, Bai Yu pointed at the eldest and second child and said, "You two, sit down. Daddy is going to tell you a joke. You dare to turn around and leave without thanking Daddy. This is disrespectful to Daddy, by the way." Confinement…”

Hearing the word confinement was equivalent to daring to go online, and the two daughters couldn't say anything, so they bit the bullet and sat down.

But Jingjing and Congcong held their chins with great interest, listening to some funny jokes that Baiyu was about to tell.

So Bai Yu began to speak loudly.

"Once in the jungle, there was a rabbit pulling stinky smell. A little bear passed by, and he asked the rabbit: 'Aren't you afraid that stinky smell will get on you, rabbit?'"

"The rabbit said: 'What are you afraid of? I'm never afraid of my own stink getting on my body. It will disappear naturally when I run."

"But then the little rabbit became the bear's exclusive ass wipe."

After the story was told, the eldest daughter and the second daughter didn't have any urge to laugh at all. The third daughter covered her mouth, but she didn't laugh out loud.

As for the fourth daughter, her lips twitched a little. At this moment, Bai Yu found that the pleasure value of the fourth daughter increased by 10 points, which proved that her jokes were still very useful.

The third daughter held Bai Yu's hand and said: "Dad, is this the only joke you have? Are there any other jokes? I think this joke is not as interesting as the ones just now. At least I can think about it. philosophy."

It seems that the third child is still my little padded jacket, and she is the only one to save face, but the fourth child is not bad, now only the happiness value of the eldest child and the second child has dropped by two points.

Bai Yu touched the heads of the third and fourth daughters and said, "Yes, this is the charm of cold jokes, don't you think so, Cong Cong?"

(End of this chapter)