I am the king of martial arts

Chapter 505 Men's Self-Esteem

Chapter 505 Men's Self-Esteem
When they arrived at Thorpe Park, which Sophia was looking forward to very much, Wu Sanshi was completely dazed.

The theme park covers a large area, and the amusement facilities are full of rust-colored mechanical winds. The sound of creaking and creaking seems to cause accidents at any time. In addition to the surrounding decoration, even the car selling snacks has the style of "Edward Scissorhands". , The broken umbrella on the snack cart has leaked several times, and there are still dark red stains.

This is not the theme park he imagined at all. I don't know if it's too late to get in the car and go back. The British people have too much taste. A theme park looks like a large-scale horror movie set.

Turning around and seeing Suarez's hesitant expression, Wu Sanshi's mood improved a lot.It seems that this guy doesn’t quite adapt to this place. He’s so scared that he’s not afraid, but not afraid doesn’t mean he’s willing to watch horror movies. This place is scarier than horror movies. The sound of the roller coaster always makes Wu Sanshi look up involuntarily, for fear that it will fall. down.

Sophia, who ran to buy tickets, ran all the way back, looked at the brochure and said excitedly, "There are three roller coasters here, The Swarm, passengers will fall from a height of 38.7 meters, undergo 5 big reversals, and the highest speed will reach 92km/h. h, and there are no handrails for you to support you, completely exposing you to horror! There is also the extreme speed roller coaster SAW-The Ride combined with the horror movie "Chain Saw", passengers will be sent to 100 feet in the air and then Falling vertically! The last Stealth roller coaster, sending you 2 meters from 0-80km/h in just 62.5 seconds! Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?”

Listening to the feet and kilometers per hour she said, Wu Sanshi always felt that his calves were weak. The other roller coasters were already exciting enough, and this dog day park specially made an enhanced version?
Nima also combined with "Chain Saw", why not lock up all the tourists and play a small game of picking up keys in acidic water.

Suarez spoke first, "Should we go somewhere else to play?"

"I just want to come and play, not to mention the tickets are sold out."

Hearing what he said, Sophia was a little unhappy, suddenly thought of something, rolled her eyes and asked, "Are you afraid, Louis?"

"Who, who is scared?" Suarez glanced at Wu Sanshi, who also had a bad face, and made up his mind to pull a back. "I think Stone may not be used to it. Look at his face."

"Stone, are you not used to this place? It's all my fault, I didn't make it clear in advance."

"How come, let's go play Sophia." For the sake of face, Wu Sanshi couldn't show his timidity.

Suarez 'kindly' persuaded, "Don't be too reluctant, you were with us yesterday, and it's no problem for us to play with you today. These things are really exciting, and it's normal to be afraid."

Scared?
Can you not be afraid, what suddenly rushes up to 100 feet, that is 100 feet!Although he is used to counting in meters, Wu Sanshi also understands that 100 feet is high, and he suddenly dives down, which makes him feel uncomfortable.

But Suarez used the word fear, and there was no way out. Wu Sanshi said firmly, "I just don't think it's too exciting. I think every roller coaster should be played once. Luis, if you are afraid, you don't have to play."

"Joke, I sit twice on each one, and I have to play other facilities. I think the jumping machine is very good." Suarez said with the same bad face. He has been suppressed by Wu Sanshi on the court. If you are suppressed by the opponent, then life is useless, which makes the proud Suarez I can't bear it.

"Then I'll play three times!"

"Oh, then I play four times"

Hearing the two choking each other, Sophia not only did not persuade, but fanned the flames on the sidelines.

Originally, when the two people who played 10 laps got off the third roller coaster, their legs could no longer stand, but Wu Sanshi performed a little better.

Sofia looked at Suarez and persuaded, "Don't be brave, you see that Stone doesn't need to be supported at all, if this continues, I'm afraid you will spit out your breakfast."

Suarez covered his mouth, "Just kidding, I just didn't have a good rest. I really didn't expect the roller coaster here to be so enjoyable."

In fact, Wu Sanshi was not much better. He held on to the railing and dared not move, for fear that his ass would hit the ground. , I really want to sit a few more times.”

"You two haven't played enough after sitting three times?" Sophia turned her head and asked, "I feel very scared when I look down."

"Sophia, why don't you sit down?" Wu Sanshi asked strangely.

"I wanted to try it, but I didn't dare to see you like this. Are you really okay? Stone, I just realized that your face is frighteningly pale." Sophia asked worriedly.

Before Wu Sanshi could speak, Suarez first "persuaded" him, "Yeah buddy, don't force yourself, even if you shrink back, I won't tell anyone else."

"Oh, of course there is no problem. It's better if you don't run away."

"That's the best!"

Seeing that the persuasion was fruitless, Sophia simply ignored the two naive men who were competing. Once a man becomes naive, there is nothing wrong with a woman.

Wu Sanshi and Suarez looked like landlubbers who had just been on a boat for several weeks, staggering and helping each other to line up at the jumping machine.

This park is relatively famous, and people who come to play are here for the excitement, but Monday is a working day, so there are not too many people, most of them are watching the excitement.

Wu Sanshi sat in the waiting area, not knowing what it was like.Pretend, why are you pretending?Can't you keep a low profile?

This jumping machine is obviously more exciting than the ones he has seen before. I don't know what the theme of the movie is, but the seat Wu Sanshi feels like he can fly out at any time. Maybe it's more vivid to change the name to a rocket launcher.

Suarez, who was sitting next to him, bumped him a little with his arm and said, "Don't be too aggressive, man, if you want to give up, hurry up."

"Impossible, it's just a jumping machine. If it weren't for the lack of it here, I would even try cliff diving."

After 10 minutes, the two brothers managed to get down with the stools, and went to another entertainment facility to play again and again, but Sophia, who had come to play, became a spectator.

After getting off the pirate ship, Wu Sanshi couldn't bear it anymore, ran to the side and vomited.

Suarez pointed at him feebly and laughed, but immediately vomited alongside him as if infected.

When returning to the city, Sophia drove the car, and the striker brothers who had competed for a long time were not at all energetic.

What they didn't expect was that some tourists took photos and sold them to newspapers.

The "Times" gave them two headlines on the second day-the physical condition of Liverpool's main striker is in doubt, and it may collapse in December.

Although the title is scary, the content still chooses to tell the truth, "Stone and Suarez, who were put on leave by Benitez, met at Thorpe Park in the suburbs of London. The situation is not good, and I have experienced all the excitement. I think neither of them wants to lose this game. However, Liverpool's top scorer Stone seems to have vomited earlier than Suarez. Let us congratulate Suarez, he Victory was won on another battlefield."

When he saw this report, Wu Sanshi didn't know what Suarez thought, anyway, he collapsed.Playing the pirate ship until you vomit, this embarrassment is known all over Europe.

After arriving at the team, he really became the laughing stock of these bastards.

"Hey, Jack Sparrow, it's because the Black Pearl was taken away, so you can't adapt to the new ship?"

"You guys are really dishonest, and you don't tell everyone if you have a treasure map."

Gerald, the funny captain, imitated the pirate's strange cry, "Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho, give me a glass of rum"

When Benitez appeared on the training ground, Wu Sanshi thought he was saved, but unexpectedly the Spanish coach opened his mouth and said, "It seems that I have to write in the team rules that I am not allowed to be a pirate ship."

Wu Sanshi and Suarez looked at each other and smiled wryly. It is estimated that this stalk will not be accepted in Melwood recently.
In the middle of the week, Liverpool lost the League Cup, but Wenger, who won the game, was not happy at all.He didn't expect that Benitez, who belonged to BIG4, didn't want any face at all. He was more thorough than what he did to Blackburn last weekend. He directly pulled half of the youth team's children as substitutes. That Jack Robinson was only 16 years old!
In contrast, he also played four main players, which is a big loss.Next is a dilemma. Whether to continue to play the League Cup is a huge question.

The League Cup is dispensable for many teams, but it definitely does not include Arsenal. They have not won a championship for several years, and at least it can give fans a comfort.

Wenger is afraid that the main force will not win the championship in the end, and in turn will cause both the league and the Champions League to collapse, which is not worth the candle.

For some time to come, this problem will still plague Wenger.

Benitez, who lost the game, could not escape the reporters' spring and autumn pens. Although other European teams also strategically gave up domestic cups before, they have never been so shameless. Even Reina has been rotated. Physical energy consumption is not that great.

What made them even more speechless was that Benitez was completely rogue. At the post-match press conference, the Spanish coach said, "Our team is not as luxurious as Manchester City. Many players need to rest. There is no way. The league is too tight, there is no winter break to adjust, I have to plan for the health of the players."

Listen to this and plan for your health.

Suarez has been suspended for 2 games in the UK and 5 games in the European competition. Recently, he is growing hairy when he is idle. He can only pick his feet at home every day. He even ran to the playground in London with Wu Sanshi until he vomited. There is a fart problem with his health. , It's clear that I don't like the League Cup.

It seemed so hypocritical to say so, but they found that there was nothing they could do about Benitez.

It was okay for them to say bad things about Benitez in the newspaper, but now they can only continue to say, but after Benitez put his face down, they doubt that these words can affect him?

Shameless people are afraid of their verbal criticism, but what about shameless people?
Without morals, anything is possible!
After letting go of the burden, Benitez felt relaxed!
(End of this chapter)

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