Gao Xiao Leng

Chapter 503 What is the crime of gluttony?
Everyone ate deliciously. Chen Xiang and Gao Xiaoleng ate with gusto and smiles all over their faces. After all, the nourishment of these vegetable soups is really comfortable for the dry abdomen, and it is especially easy to be hungry when it is cold.

But Gao Xiaoleng and the others are just a little hungry, mainly because of the cold weather. In fact, they will not starve to death even if they don't eat for a day or two. After all, they have eaten grilled fish before and stored it in their stomachs.

Liu Pianpian's mother and daughter are different. Although they can steal a little green vegetables occasionally, they haven't had much experience of eating in the kitchen in a big way. Now they can eat and drink soup decently. Leng was gifted with cooking skills, so both of them cried after eating.

"Okay, okay, I know you guys have approved my food, don't cry, okay?" Gao Xiaoleng still couldn't adapt to the weird eating habits here.

"I'm sorry, we're all used to it. Maybe it's to confuse other people. As long as we frown, others will think that the food we eat is unpalatable, so others won't come to snatch our food. Over time, such a frown It has become our eating custom here." Liu Pianpian explained embarrassingly.

"So that's the case, what would happen if I laughed happily after eating?" Gao Xiaoleng asked after drinking the last sip of soup.

"Then you will be miserable. Originally, Mr.'s delicious food is enough to make people ecstatic, but if you smile, then you will be accused of gluttony." Liu Pianpian said very seriously.

"What is the crime of gluttony?" Gao Xiaoleng was startled.

"Greedy crimes are divided into two categories, one is gluttony in appearance, such as belching, smiling or praising food; the other is actual gluttony, but actual gluttony rarely happens, After all, the food here is extremely scarce, if any glutton dares to eat the food of several people, he will be beheaded, and even the whole family will be imprisoned if it is serious." Liu Pianpian said with a look on his face. Seriously.

"Then when can I laugh?" Gao Xiao Leng smiled wryly.

"Except for eating, other times are up to you." Liu Pianpian couldn't help smiling.

"Hehe, you're finished, you laughed while eating." Gao Xiaoleng taunted Liu Pianpian, pointing at the soup.

"It was all teased by you. If you intentionally make people laugh while eating, it is the same crime." Liu Pianpian said angrily, throwing her chopsticks.

"So that's how it is!" Gao Xiaoleng thought deeply.

"Anyway, our dining table here is very stuffy, you have to get used to it as soon as possible, otherwise there is a very high chance of inexplicable catastrophe, don't blame me for not reminding you!" Liu Pianpian pouted.

A few vegetable leaves, a pot of clear soup, Gao Xiaoleng and the other four eat with gusto, and Gao Xiaoleng also has the urge to cry. The people here look weird, but they are actually very pitiful. He can't imagine the people here It's ridiculous, pitiful, and deplorable that you can't eat enough for a lifetime, and you don't even have the appearance of being full, and you have formulated penalties in a grandiose manner.

The leaders here don't think about how to improve everyone's living standards, they just let people who are 60 years old be buried alive, and they don't make people smile when they eat, which is simply unreasonable.

Gao Xiaoleng decided to talk to the village chief tomorrow. Who made such bastard rules and who is enforcing them?
Gao Xiaoleng and Chen Xiang could only live in the kitchen that night. The supplies here are very scarce, not just the lack of food. The people here are extremely ignorant in their thinking. Perhaps the biggest advantage here is thrift and perseverance. .

The next day, Gao Xiaoleng went to the village chief's house, and the guy was still sleeping.

The bald-browed village chief got up with an impatient look on his face and came to the living room after washing himself.

"You don't sleep well, kid, what are you doing here?" The bald-browed village head looked impatient.

"Although the sun is not shining brightly at this time, there is a cool breeze blowing. I don't understand why you don't lead everyone to work and create food, but take the lead in sleeping at home?" Gao Xiaoleng asked bluntly.

"Hey, it seems that this is a common problem of every foreign population. What do you mean by the bright sun? Tell you outsiders, there will never be a bright sun here, and there will never be a clear sky. It will always be windy here." There is heavy snow, it is dark and obscure, and the plants here grow very slowly, so we must go with the times, if we grow too fast, we will starve to death, do you understand?" the village head of Bald Eyebrow said slowly.

"Well, since we want to give the best things to those wizards on the mountain, why don't we defeat those wizards? Don't tell me that you only bully the weak and fear the strong." Gao Xiaoleng questioned unceremoniously.

"You know what a fart, don't think that if you cook well, you can fart casually. Those wizards can sacrifice a defensive magic circle for us, otherwise, when the monsters on the Black Wind Mountain come to fight, you or I will go and fight with the monsters!" Fight?" The bald-browed village head sighed.

"I'll go, if I go to Heifeng Mountain to kill the monsters now, can I get half of the monsters?" Gao Xiaoleng said, staring into the eyes of the village chief with bald eyebrows.

"Hehe, hehe, haha, you haven't woken up yet, have you? You are just a little cook, even if you are a cultivator, or a body refiner, it is a pity that it is completely useless here. When you arrive at Heifeng Mountain, you will only be killed by monsters." Eat it, do you understand?" the bald eyebrow village head said angrily.

"Then you don't have to worry about it, I just ask if you can do it?" Gao Xiaoleng insisted.

"If you want to die, I won't stop you, but I will be short of a cook!" The village head with bald eyebrows had a bitter look on his face.

"I still need a guide, but don't worry, I won't let your people take risks on Black Wind Mountain." Gao Xiaoleng said after thinking for a while.

"Bullshit, don't you belong to me now? Well, well, you still have that master of yours, and take Liu Pianpian with you, go early and come back early, if you can't beat the monster, remember to come back alive." The village head with bald eyebrows yawned as he spoke.

Gao Xiaoleng watched the bald-eyed existence staggering back to the bedroom, and he became more determined in his heart to fight back the monsters. There are thousands of people in this Wuwei village. If you can fight back a few more monsters, although I dare not say that everyone has meat to eat, at least everyone can drink delicious big bone soup.

Gao Xiaoleng returned to the kitchen with a full face of excitement, and told Liu Pianpian what she meant. Unexpectedly, Liu Pianpian showed disapproval and said a lot of cold water.

(End of this chapter)