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Chapter 145 Laoganma and Ma Yinglong

Today I ate hot pot. Brazilians have never eaten this kind of thing. When the bottom of the pot was served, he thought it was some kind of mushroom soup.

"What did he say?" Everyone was curious.

"He said the soup was cold," Gao Fushuai translated.

The crowd burst into laughter.

Unexpectedly, the joke was not over yet. After a while, the waiter brought up the mutton slices. Jill thought it was mutton sashimi, picked up a large piece with chopsticks, dipped it in seafood sauce and ate it.

After chewing in his mouth for a long time, he frowned and muttered again.

This time, without waiting for everyone to ask, Gao Fushuai took the initiative to translate, "He said it doesn't seem very delicious!"

Everyone laughed again.

(The above content is not fabricated by the author, it is a real story, but it really happened to Evergrande's foreign aid Alan)
When Gao Fushuai taught Jill how to eat hot pot, he imitated the way everyone else cooked the mutton, dipped it in the sauce and put it in his mouth. He was immediately overwhelmed by the deliciousness, his black face was full of excitement, and he stretched out his thumb and praised: "It's so delicious!"

In a short while, several large plates of mutton and fat cattle were wiped out by this big man like a black iron tower.

At this time, he said that it would be better if it could be more spicy, because he has a strong taste.

Gao Fushuai was about to order the waiter to make some spicy dipping sauce for him, but the man with kidney deficiency winked and stopped him, and then said to the waiter, "Go and get him a bottle of Laoganma, the kind that is crazy spicy!"

Everyone gasped, and said in their hearts, "Men with kidney deficiency, your conscience is greatly broken!"

Only Jill, who was ignorant, was still waiting expectantly.

After a while, a bottle of Laoganma was placed in front of Jill.

Jill stared suspiciously at the portrait of the old lady on the wrinkled face of the Laoganma bottle for a while, then unscrewed the cap again, smelled it, and looked up to find that the whole table had stopped eating, and they were all staring at him, their eyes full of anticipation, but also a little sympathetic.

It seems that I am about to be teased again!

Still, Jill, being a straightforward fellow, scooped a big spoonful.

When Gao Fushuai saw this, he was taken aback. There were so many of them, so there was nothing wrong with them!Just about to stop it, Jill stuffed it all into his mouth.

"oh my god"

Jill, who has always spoken Portuguese, unexpectedly came up with a sentence in English, and then, under the astonished eyes of everyone, he babbled a lot of Portuguese that no one could understand.

Gao Fushuai understood, but seemed a little unbelievable. He explained something to Jill, and then Jill said a lot with excitement.

"He said, it's amazing! It's the devil's food, which completely changed his perception of food. This stimulating taste hit his taste buds and made him experience an unprecedented pleasure! He also asked me who is the displeased old lady on the bottle? I told him that she was the founder of Laoganma, and he said that this woman was an angel! She just stared at you silently, watching you eat, watching you heat up, watching you sweat, my God, my tears are about to flow, this is the taste of happiness!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, except for Jill who was yelling excitedly, there was no other sound in the room. With a "click", someone's chopsticks were frightened and fell into the pot.

I heard that foreigners like to eat Laoganma before, but I didn't expect it to be true.

It is said that a bottle of Laoganma, which costs a few yuan, is sold abroad for about 10 dollars, which is equivalent to 60 yuan in RMB!

According to the evaluation of foreign netizens, this is a bottle of "chili sauce that makes people dream and die". It is said that many foreigners used to only spread butter on their bread, but since they tasted Laoganma, no matter what they eat, they will put Laoganma!He even developed dark dishes such as French fries with Laoganma, pasta with Laoganma, Laoganma egg tarts, and Laoganma pizza.

For foreigners, Laoganma is like knocking Y, and once they have a taste, they can't stop.

And the person who has the strongest feelings for Laoganma, you would never imagine, is actually a prisoner.Marlboro and D products used to be the common currency of the prison, but who would have thought that it would become the world of old godmothers now.This is the prisoners' own Bretton Woods system, called "GanMa Bless America" ​​in the code of the transaction.In the U.S. imperial prison system, the old godmother has become a gold-equivalent item, a symbol of power and strength.Here, there is nothing that one bottle of Godmother can't solve, if there is, then two bottles!
The sauce prepared with chili oil and crushed peanuts has captured the tongues and taste buds of countless murderers and violent criminals.How many people would not hesitate to beat their heads to death for a bottle of old godmother, and how many people would not hesitate to sell their bodies in order to get a few mouthfuls of old godmother.After someone risked his life to get two bottles of godmother, he was afraid of being snatched away, so he finished it within one meal. From then on... Autumn came and the chrysanthemums bloomed...

The chrysanthemums are broken, and the buttocks are full of injuries. How hesitant you look!
As a result, Ying Yun became popular with another major domestic artifact - Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment.

"As long as you have an old godmother, no one will dare to mess with you. You can eat whatever you want, it doesn't matter, we still have Ma Yinglong if something goes wrong!"

(Note: It is also a real story that foreign aid loves to eat old godmothers. The character prototype is former Luneng team foreign aid Cisse.)
Seeing Jill hugging the old godmother, dipping the mutton in his mouth and eating it, Gao Fushuai said to the waiter, "Give me two more bottles for my friend, the spiciest one."

Gao Yuan added on the side: "Please go to the pharmacy opposite to buy another Ma Yinglong, I think someone will use it."

Everyone laughed.

After drinking so much wine, Gao Yuan woke up the next day and forgot how he got back to the club's dormitory last night.

He was dizzy, and even after drinking a few large glasses of water, he was still so uncomfortable that he was dying.

If he drank the fragments himself, those brats probably wouldn't be much better off. What's more, they still have to train today. Lao Luo won't let them go just because they drank too much yesterday.

Gao Yuan couldn't help laughing when he thought of how they were fined to run [-] meters while suffering from a hangover.

Hey, wait, Lao Luo seems to have drunk a lot yesterday, the old man will not be unable to get up today, cancel the training!

Gao Yuan endured the headache and nausea, went to the cafeteria to get some food, and took the buns to the grove to feed the kittens as usual.

However, the kitten still did not appear.Since he followed the team's "South and North War" and ended the devil's schedule, the kitten has never appeared again.

Gao Yuan would come here to have a look every day, but he felt a little disappointed when he saw that the food he put before was not eaten.

The kitten may have left.It's still so small, can it take care of itself?

Gao Yuan was in a daze when a cold voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"Don't look for it, the cat is no longer here, and pets are not allowed in the club base."

When Gao Yuan turned his head, he saw Yan Ruyu appearing behind him at some point.

"You! What did you do to the kitten?"

Yan Ruyu's usual cold and fierce appearance instantly appeared in Gao Yuan's mind. How would such a vicious woman treat a poor stray kitten?Is it to drive away directly?Or poisoned to death?Or is it bloody and bloody shot directly with a shovel?Or is it like the perverted catwoman on the Internet who stomped the kitten's eyeballs with her high heels?

"What are you thinking?" Yan Ruyu was a little sullen, as if she had seen through Gao Yuan's thoughts.

"I adopted that kitten." Yan Ruyu continued, but for some reason, her face blushed, and she added a superfluous explanation, "Recently, I happen to want to adopt a cat, so..."

Seemingly realizing that she was talking too much, Yan Ruyu stopped before finishing speaking.

Changed his words: "You smell so heavy of alcohol, so disgusting!"

After speaking, he pinched his nose and ran away.

Gao Yuan was still dazed until Yan Ruyu ran away. How could a woman like Yan Ruyu keep a cat?And instead of raising imported cats such as Ragdolls and British shorts, they adopted a Chinese pastoral stray cat?No matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem to fit her personality!

I can't figure out why, but I have a headache, because I drank too much last night.

Gao Yuan went back to the dormitory to take a shower, and fell asleep again, finally got rid of the pain of hangover, and went to the library refreshed to continue studying hard.

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