Play with your brain

Chapter 4 Orientation ([-])

The military training is over, and real college life begins.

Through the class election, Lao Hu successfully became the class sports committee member, which is exactly the same as the previous life.The other official positions in the class have not changed. Although there are many boys and girls in the class, the boys are united and the girls like to form small groups. Therefore, the ratio of boys and girls in the class is five to five, which is different from the ratio of boys and girls in the class. Not a lot.

"Old Hu! You guys are going to have a show at the orientation meeting this time! Don't disgrace us Han San!" This is Zhang Dan, the new literary and art committee member, who has been stepping on a football on the opposite foot. Hu Lin said.

"Isn't there an old horse on our man's side! It's OK!" This fellow pretended to be confused.

In addition, when he stepped on the ball, he was actually doing small strength training, that is, ankle training. Many so-called professionals in China at that time had never heard of this small strength training.

"Did you make a mistake? Lao Ma co-authored it with our girls. You have to produce another one. We girls have two people in that show! Besides, there is still a selection process, and it may not be Can be on the stage, so, you guys, please order!" Zhang Dan's tongue twister is good.

"Okay, I'll try my best!"

Speaking of this orientation meeting, Lao Hu has a headache.

This orientation meeting can be said to be a turning point in Lao Hu's school career in his last life.Lao Ma is Ma Menglong, a very talented guy. He and two female classmates, Zhu Yanjie and Li Na, acted together in a co-acting one. It is based on the famous joke of Uncle Benshan and Sister Dandan on the Spring Festival Gala, "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", the result Extremely successful.The imitation has both form and spirit, and there are small changes to better suit the taste of the students. Later, it became the repertoire of the entire college.

But his old Hu is a tragedy!That's right, he is the one who made the show in Eleven Wolves!

He is the only one among the eleven wolves who can make a show, and the others are really useless at this time.Yang Xu, the iron son of the previous life, learned to sing and play the piano in order to better pick up girls when he was about to graduate, but now he can't count on it.The others are all sour writing skills, and they can't really come up with anything when they go on stage.

Because of this, in the last life, he was the only one who went up to sing. Unexpectedly, he really passed the review, and finally went to the big stage for the whole school to welcome new students.

Being able to pass the audit shows that he has a certain strength.That's right, our old Hu can sing.His voice is not pleasant, but it is definitely not unpleasant, and at this age, he is not so ruthless, and his body is also good.Singing actually has a lot to do with a person's lung capacity. This is definitely not an exaggeration. A singer needs to run frequently to exercise his lung capacity, otherwise it will be difficult to survive a concert.Therefore, Lao Hu has these conditions.But on that big stage, it was the beginning of the tragedy.

When he first sang, it was completely normal, and even sang the entire audience in silence.However, at the end, he didn't know what went wrong, and a sharp howl completely disrupted his rhythm.Coupled with the suddenness of the voice, the audience who had been listening to the song quietly burst out with ear-splitting laughter, and by this time Lao Hu felt nothing at all.

Therefore, this performance was a complete failure!

Afterwards, all the teachers and students in the school knew that there was such a guy in Hansan, who could sing well, but unfortunately this luck was too bad, and they even rated him as one of the top ten disastrous figures since the school was founded.The name of Lao Hu is really unique for a while.

"Brothers, who is willing to make a show?" Lao Hu still held the hope of changing history.

"Don't look for me! You know, I want to pick up girls underneath."

"Don't look for me! You know, I study Chinese medicine, and it's okay to feel the pulse of a girl."

"Don't look for me! You know, I'm going to do archaeology, so it's okay if I talk about history."

"Oh, I still look like a bear like Taman! It hasn't changed!" It seems that history is not easy to change.

Come on, let me, Lao Hu, do the trick.The big deal is to sing nonsense during the review, hehe, that's it, yes, we are really geniuses!
So, things are still developing according to the historical track.

a few days later.

"Old Hu! You are here, but I found you! I am about to go to the program review, you come with me!" Zhang Dan seemed a little anxious.

"Ah, now?" Lao Hu was still doing squats.

Moreover, he felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of it for a while.

"Yes! Let's go."

"Okay!" Anyway, he wanted to be brushed off.

After tidying up a bit, he followed Zhang Dan.

After walking for a while, I came to the school gymnasium, where a small stage was temporarily set up.Hu Lin knew that this was the site of the pre-trial, and the official performance would be held in a large gymnasium outside the school.

"Ah, Lao Hu!" I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance.

"Brother Zhang! Are you coming to the show too? You are talented." It turned out that it was Zhang Yanjie who had never met before.

After getting acquainted, the two played several times, and Zhang Yanjie already admired Lao Hu quite a lot.

"I don't have that ability. I'm not a young man who was arrested!" Zhang Yanjie looked helpless.

"You won't die if you work hard, why are you talking so much!" The voice was so familiar.

"Hey! Yes, yes, what Sister Kuo said is right, this is equivalent to exercising for me, thank you Sister Kuo for giving me this opportunity!" It turned out to be the chairman of the student union.

"Are you also here...to help?" It seemed that President Feng Kuo remembered someone.

"That's not true!" Lao Hu answered truthfully.

"Huo! I can't tell, you're still a genius." Feng Kuo didn't know why he said that with a slightly raised ending.She was a little surprised, but she didn't need to be sarcastic, but she just said it, and she felt comfortable after saying it.

"This, this, it's just acting in a show. It's not considered a talent. I really appreciate it!" Old Hu didn't miss the irony.

"No, I think all the people on stage are talented, quite talented. If you're pretending to be a fake, then try not to go up there." Feng Kuo didn't intend to let someone go today, he must be killed. Keep.

"How do you know that I'm just pretending to be a fool?" Lao Hu also didn't understand why this bitch was competing with him.

"Because, I deeply know the essence of some people. They simply pretended to be very good, and then sneaked into the revolutionary team!" She just didn't want to let this guy go. On the court, she dared to fool her so clearly that she was really an uncle. I can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it. Moreover, he was kind enough to help him, but he was ignored in the end. This is definitely a crime that deserves death!

"We don't understand what you're saying. But since we've come to this point, we men can't just let it go. After a while, you should prick up your ears and see if our men are real." It's true!" This old Hu had completely forgotten the plan he had made when he came here.

"Okay! But what if I don't expect it?"

"I'll kneel down and give you one!"

"Okay! It's a deal!" Feng Kuo stretched out his little hand.

"A four-horse horse is hard to chase!" Lao Hu's big paw patted on it at that time.

(End of this chapter)