Play with your brain

Chapter 261 I am a soldier

"Ahahaha!!... We won!..."

"We won!...Ahahahaha..."

Well, the second person is very uncreative!
But the Knicks team was very happy that this was true. In the end, Nate Robinson, who held the ball, ran directly to the stands, holding his hands high and enjoying the boos of the fans.

Others were also very happy, many of them were rolling with joy, of course some were active while others were passive, for example Lao Hu was passive again.

"This game is over. The Knicks defeated the Cavaliers in the away game. In this series of the Eastern Conference semifinals, they took the lead and regained the home court advantage. I believe this result is beyond many people's expectations. Although the Knicks' regular season The ranking is third in the East. Teacher Xu, what do you think of the performance of the two sides in this game, or what is the problem of the Cavaliers?" After the game, Yu Jia routinely asked Teacher Xu to comment on the game .

"Hehe, the most critical point for the Cavaliers in this game is what to do if LeBron James is double-teamed! Hehe, we have to say it in this tone, quite an exclamation tone. Hehe, because looking at it now , at least judging from this game, the Cavaliers have no better way. When the 'little emperor' was double-teamed, they missed the basket, or the shooting percentage was very low. This matter is not easy to handle! Hehe, the key Just to solve this problem, the little emperor is very strong, but no matter how strong he is, there is a limit..."

At this time, people who didn't know thought Mr. Xu was a Cavaliers fan, but that's okay.

Hu Lin has no way to take into account how C5 will comment here. Anyway, I don’t know. What Lao Hu is going to face now is the group of reporters in the United States, because this time the coach has brought Lao Hu to the post-match conference. press conference.

The interview with the best player of the game just now made Hu Lin a little depressed, because after all, this is an away game, so most of the reporters asked questions about the Cavaliers.

This is also normal, after all, this is their home field, and the TV broadcast must take into account the interests of local paying users.

Most of the questions were asked by Hu Lin, because he really rarely attends this kind of press conference. He thinks that he is already tired enough to play basketball, and he will be interviewed after taking a shower, and Hu Lin really doesn’t like the press conference. So obvious!

"Mr Hu, hello, may I ask if you feel lucky to have won the first game, because the Cavaliers' shooting percentage in this game is only 39%?" This must be a local reporter.

"Yes, we are really lucky. I am even going to buy a lottery right now. If God blesses, I can retire early." Lao Hu's attitude is still good, although there is a certain sense of ridicule .

"MR Hu, how do you feel about the fans here?" What kind of idiot question is this, and it's not the first time I've come back.

"The fans in Cleveland are very enthusiastic, but their way of expression is a bit special." Lao Hu continued to tease.

Hehehe... Many of the reporters below spoke out. In fact, there are still many reporters from New York. However, they have not had the opportunity to ask questions. The press conference is hosted by the Cavaliers' press officer.

It seems that we still have to ask some powerful questions, "MR Hu, how do you think LeBron James played this game?"

Very well, this is a question, just as powerful as a Chinese reporter asking a certain star, 'What do you think of Yao Ming's performance'!
It seems that the reporters from all over the world belong to the same family. Lao Hu was speechless for a while, and finally said, "THE, KING?"

"YES!"

"OH, THANKS-GOD! I-AM-A-SOLDIER!" Hu Lin replied, thank God, I'm just a soldier.

"Oh?" The reporter was speechless.

Hehehe... The other reporters, especially those from New York, were laughing heartily, so the originally serious press conference was full of laughter.

why are they laughingDid Hu Lin tell any joke?
No, Lao Hu's answer is very interesting, but it is definitely not a joke, because this English sentence has its source.

Where did the words come from?
This is a line from the classic movie "Lawrence of Arabia", but it is not said by the protagonist Lawrence, but the boss of Lawrence in the movie.At the end of the film, when the British, French and Arab kings were discussing the distribution of benefits, the general felt that it was too dirty and unbearable, so he came up with this sentence.

That means, fortunately, I am a soldier and don't need to be involved in such disgusting political transactions.

When Lao Hu came to say such a line at this time, others might not understand it. Perhaps Thomas around him might not know this line, but these reporters could understand it very well.This means the clubhouse, and Hu Lin no longer wants to talk about Cleveland and LeBron James.

Of course, when Hu Lin said this, Thomas was the first to laugh. It seemed that he knew this old movie well.

Laughter and embarrassment, this very interesting press conference ended in such an atmosphere.However, Hu Lin probably didn't expect that his words caused many chain reactions.The next day, Hu Lin's words were basically included in the pages of major newspapers and other media about the NBA.

"Arrogance! The Chinese of the Knicks ignore the King of the Cavaliers!"

"Too much modesty is pride! Are you really just a soldier?"

"New Yorkers conquer Cleveland tonight!"

These are all the headlines of local newspapers in Ohio, and the last one is actually particularly inflammatory. This headline alone can arouse the anger of Cleveland people!

"Excellent answer! Hu Lin just wants to be a good soldier!"

"Kings and soldiers, basketball and movies, the Knicks win on the road!"

"No more kings tonight, let's raise a glass to freedom!"

This is the New York media, and their headlines are very interesting, especially the last one, which is very metaphorical.Of course, the king refers to LeBron of the Cavaliers, and 'freedom' refers to the Statue of Liberty in New York to symbolize the victory of the Knicks.

Unexpectedly, it was just a joke, these reporters can come up with so many tricks, it's no wonder they are playing with pens.

What the fans talked about was rather funny. The fans of the Cavaliers and the Knicks even had a good debate. The reason was simple, and it was also because of what Hu said.

"The Knicks Chinese just want to be a soldier? Haha, then I already know how this series ends because LBJ is stomping him down!"

It is such a topic that has caused countless wars of words. In fact, this person's posting level is very high, because he also used a metaphor.That is, LeBron James has his own signature sneakers, one of which is called 'Soldier', so Lao Hu just happened to be stepped on by others.

So, how did Knicks fans suffer?So, a good guy's cynicism began.

It's just that Lao Hu can't control so much now. Although he just complained a little, the media made a big fuss. As for who stepped on whom, isn't it obvious now? !Let's not fight with them. Talking about boring things is the most boring thing!
Lao Hu is putting all his energy into training now, preparing for the second match between the two sides. This is the most important thing now. He doesn’t even chat online now. Of course, it’s mainly because Feng Kuo said something happened. Can't get online anymore.

Hey, what's the matter?More important than chatting with her husband?
Old Hu is a bit puzzled, but there is really nothing he can do now, he can't go back to the country to see what happened, right?
He was really worried, but Lao Hu finally remembered the phone number of Kuo Kuo's good sister Yu Mengjie. Fortunately, there was a memory in his phone.

"Hello? Is it Sister Yu? I'm Hu Lin." Fortunately, the lady with glasses hasn't changed her number yet.

"Hu Lin? Why did you bastard remember to call your sister Yu?" The glasses girl's tone was quite unkind.

"What do you mean, why am I still an asshole? Am I not your junior? I can't even make a phone call to ask for safety?" Old Hu was still joking heartlessly.

"Hey! Please say hello? The little girl doesn't dare. The little girl doesn't dare to accept the greeting from you big star Hu. I said, don't come to provoke your senior sister, okay? The little girl can't afford it." Acrimonious, laughing and cursing at the same time, the glasses girl swears without swearing.

"What do you mean? What did I do wrong? Senior sister, point it out, can't we correct it right away?" Lao Hu is at a loss now, and he really hasn't contacted for a long time Yu Mengjie, but he is a person who has a partner, what is the friend of the old contact doing?Therefore, Lao Hu really didn't feel that he had done anything wrong.

"Huh! What's wrong, you know it in your heart, why are you pretending to be confused?! Let me tell you, don't call me again, you bastard, be careful that I will sue you for harassment and violation of my human rights!" Originally, what the glasses girl wanted to say It's 'sexual harassment', but when the words came out, there was definitely something wrong, and I swallowed them back.

"Duddu..." Yu Mengjie also simply hung up the phone.

Looking at the phone, listening to this movement, Lao Hu, who kept his own place, was depressed for a while.

What the hell is this?Where did I provoke this lady with glasses! ?
Hu Lin, who had just verbalized the American reporter, turned around and was defeated by Yu Mengjie, the glasses lady, and she was defeated so miserably, there was no chance at all!

If the media finds out about this, they might gossip about it!
(End of this chapter)