God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 122 I C!Whose septic tank exploded?

"I C!"

Yang Miaojun had just walked into the third round from the outside, when he was stunned by an extremely strong and stimulating smell: "Who the hell blew up the septic tank?"

"Stop talking!"

A figure staggered out from the soaring stench that was so thick that it turned into a white mist: "Yaqi has leaked, run!"

Yang Miaojun helped Wan Xiaojuan who was so confused by the smoke: "No, what's going on?"

"Also, what the hell is Yaki?"

Yang Miaojun supported Wan Xiaojuan with one hand, and jumped out with the other. With sharp eyes and quick hands, she grabbed the female detective from the third bureau who fell face-to-face beside her by the neck.

This poor child has been following Liu Xiaohong to deal with logistics and paperwork. How has he experienced such a battle?
If Yang Miaojun hadn't reached out and grabbed her by the back of her neck, she would have greeted Mother Earth's love with her face.

"Yagi is fart!"

Running outside from the office area of ​​the third office in the confined space, the richness of the air was weakened wildly, and a gust of wind blew in. Wan Xiaojuan finally breathed the fresh air between the two, and was able to take a breath.

"fart?"

Yang Miaojun looked at the 'thick smoke billowing', the white and unknown thick fog that buried the internal situation of the entire three rounds: "How many people fart together?"

"Those who didn't know thought that the third game was set on fire!"

Listening to Yang Miaojun's complaints, Wan Xiaojuan rolled her eyes: "A case happened today. Ai Ai took Hao Yun to collect some vixen's farts for testing. This is probably because I don't know which bottle of farts is stored. was opened."

Yang Miaojun's mouth twitched.

Hmm, now that I think about it, there is such a thing.

That guy Hao Yun was so deadly that he almost sent himself away with the entire three rounds.

"Stop talking about this, talk about you."

Wan Xiaojuan looked at Yang Miaojun up and down: "Who have you been to in the past two days? No one can contact you, so they thought you ran away!"

Yang Miaojun had disappeared since the rush to complete the formalities that day, and everyone thought that this guy had run away.

"I went abroad for a trip and dealt with some things."

Yang Miaojun explained briefly, then looked at Wan Xiaojuan: "By the way, do you have a car?"

Wan Xiaojuan was taken aback: "Why?"

"Look who is that?"

Yang Miaojun pointed to a sneaky and wretched figure.

"Hao Yun?"

Wan Xiaojuan was taken aback: "What does he want to do?"

Look around: "Where is love love?"

The good luck at the moment does not have the full strength to act alone. If there is a mission, it must be led by Wu Ai'ai.

"Let's go, let's find love."

As soon as Wan Xiaojuan pulled Yang Miaojun, she was going to look for Wu Aiai by staring at the heavy flavor of 'Rolling Smoke' that had not dissipated.

"Wait a minute, don't worry!"

Yang Miaojun stopped Wan Xiaojuan from acting like a warrior: "I think we can prepare something before going in."

After speaking, Yang Miaojun took Wan Xiaojuan to a nearby car, opened the trunk, and took out two things from inside.

"Disposable gas mask?"

Looking at the disposable gas mask that Yang Miaojun handed to himself, also known as self-rescue respirator, fire escape mask, a gas mask linked with heat insulating material, it can protect the whole head and even the neck.

Wan Xiaojuan looked at Yang Miaojun strangely: "Why do you have such a thing?"

After a pause, he looked at the monster-like car in front of him: "Also, is this your car? What brand is it, why haven't I seen it before?"

The car was boxy, more boxy than Jeeps and old-model American muscle cars, and it looked not only unattractive, but also rough and weird.

Moreover, this car looks a bit like a pickup truck, but the rear body is very short and covered with a cover, which makes people doubt whether it is a pickup truck.

"The combat version of the Kebaher battle shield."

Yang Miaojun told the model of this car: "On the way back after getting off the plane, I saw a large auto show, and remembered that there was no car, so I went in and took a look around."

Wan Xiaojuan was puzzled and took out her mobile phone, entered the name Kaibahe War Shield Combat Edition, and then looked at him speechlessly: "Then you just went around and bought this car worth more than 1000 million yuan? "

The price of a bare car that does not include anything in Kaibahe Zhandun is basically 1000 million. After being settled in a mess, the landing price is more than 1000 million.

"No way, the top-level defense-level Knight XV I customized will take a long time to arrive. For the time being, just buy a car to deal with it."

Yang Miaojun shrugged, said something that almost made Wan Xiaojuan die, and even patted Kaibahe's shield: "Although it is not as comfortable as Knight XV, it is good that it is solid and durable. It is said that it is easy to bump into it on the road. Is there anything wrong with others?" I don’t know, anyway, the driver of this car must be fine.”

The corner of Wan Xiaojuan's mouth twitched, she was fine.

A luxury armored bulletproof car that can block AK fire, although it is for civilian use, is definitely an unshakable monster compared to regular private cars on the road.

"This bastard!"

Soon, Yang Miaojun and Wan Xiaojuan found Wu Aiai, and when they heard that Hao Yun was sneaking around without knowing what to do, Wu Aiai cursed subconsciously: "He must want to run away again!"

After speaking, Wu Aiai rushed out, ready to chase and kill Hao Yun.

"Why don't we follow along and have a look?"

Looking at Wu Aiai, who was holding an anesthetic umbrella gun in his hand, looking like a god of killing, and Wu Aiai who disappeared from everyone's sight, Yang Miaojun pondered for a moment, and looked at Wan Xiaojuan beside him.

"us?"

Wan Xiaojuan was taken aback: "What are we going to do?"

"Love yourself and you can do it alone."

Yang Miaojun twitched the corner of her mouth: "I believe Inspector Wu can handle it by himself."

Whether it was the impression of watching dramas before or watching the video in the first two days, Wu Aiai transformed into a man and fought in the state of a wild butcher, Yang Miaojun did not doubt Wu Aiai's fighting power.

After all, this is a true eel transformer!

Can't be bothered!I can't afford it!

"Then what are we going to do?"

Wan Xiaojuan rolled her eyes angrily.

"I think we can help Hao Yun collect the corpse."

Then Yang Miaojun stretched out his finger and pointed to the three rounds that were still "smoky" although the concentration was a little lighter: "Could it be possible that you still want to stay here?"

Uh……

Looking at the 'Yaqi' that was thick enough to atomize, Wan Xiaojuan's face changed suddenly, and then she looked at Yang Miaojun seriously: "I think your suggestion is correct."

"Hao Yun is also our colleague. We can't just watch him being cut into pieces by love and left in the wilderness."

Then Wan Xiaojuan suddenly reached out to Yang Miaojun: "Give it to me."

"what?"

Yang Miaojun was taken aback.

"key!"

Wan Xiaojuan rolled her pretty eyes, and said excitedly, "I've never driven a luxury car worth more than 1000 million yuan!"

Yang Miaojun smiled and gave her the key: "If you like it, I'll buy one tomorrow. I just saw a lot of good-looking sports cars at the auto show."

Wan Xiaojuan was speechless and rolled her eyes: "Please, I don't have that money!"

"I pay!"

Wan Xiaojuan was stunned by Yang Miaojun's words, and looked up and down at Yang Miaojun: "You don't mean to take care of me, do you?"

Want to give a luxury sports car when you come up?
It's hard not to doubt his intentions!

"If you give me this chance in the future, it will be my wish."

Wan Xiaojuan's appearance and figure are worth mentioning, so if you say that Yang Miaojun has no ideas in this regard, it is simply unrealistic.

But now he and Wan Xiaojuan have just met, strictly speaking it is only the second side.

Now it’s not like when you just entered the Avengers, you can be said to have nothing in terms of relationship, identity, etc., and you need to use similar excuses to stay in Wanda and Na as a suitor. Tasha's side, and then began to join the Avengers team in an open and honest manner.

Of course, Yang Miaojun still won't deny that he is a Yangou.

"Then you're going to buy me a luxury car now?"

Yang Miaojun shrugged when he heard the words: "You just take it as my apology for pointing a gun at your head that day."

Yang Miaojun's words reminded Wan Xiaojuan of those few minutes a few days ago. Even after a few days passed, she would still wake herself up from her dream for a few minutes every night.

"What a bastard you are!"

Wan Xiaojuan gritted her teeth.

"Thank you, I don't deny that!"

Regarding this, Yang Miaojun was not at all ashamed and annoyed. Instead, she admitted openly: "After all, my previous experience made me maintain the utmost vigilance even if I was facing a beautiful person at that time. hostility to all."

Believe it or not, since the mercenaries have already been used as an example, let's continue all the time.

"But it turns out that I was wrong that day, so..."

Yang Miaojun bowed slightly, and made a nondescript gentleman's salute: "I also ask the beautiful Miss Wan to save face and accept my sincere apology."

puff!

Seeing that Yang Miaojun was so nondescript and wearing a funny gentleman's salute, Wan Xiaojuan couldn't help laughing: "Who did you learn this posture from? This is too ugly!"

"On TV!"

Yang Miaojun looked at herself: "Isn't it right?"

"Isn't that what I watch on TV?"

Seeing Yang Miaojun's bewildered expression, Wan Xiaojuan smiled even more happily, and complained without hesitation: "No!"

"Those little fresh meats on TV are not so ugly doing these actions."

Yang Miaojun glanced at her: "It's a coincidence, I learned this from those old butlers over [-] on TV!"

"You are not like the old housekeeper."

"What does it look like?"

"Like Alzheimer's!"

Talking and laughing, the two of them drove to the location where Wu Aiai and Hao Yun were located according to the address and route provided by Duan Weiran through the monitoring monitoring.

(End of this chapter)