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Chapter 152 Hitting a fracture, no, [-]% off

Seeing Lin Ye's deflated appearance, Nangong Rumeng reached out and tapped Lin Ye's nose lightly, and said, "Husband was also slapped in the face."

Lin Ye coughed in embarrassment, glared at Lin Yan, and said angrily, "Go and play with your PS4."

Lin Yan ran away with the juice on the table, for fear that Lin Ye would teach him a lesson.

Tiger couldn't help but said: "Haha, Mr. Lin's younger brother is really interesting."

Lin Ye let out a heck, if laughter could kill, then this Tiger is already dead.

For the refining master?

What else could Tiger say, it could only be a joke, and he didn't take it to heart.

If Lin Ye is a master craftsman!Then he is the patriarch of crafting!
Of course, he never dared to say this, he could only complain in his heart.

As everyone knows, Lin Ye has the Taoism to peek into other people's hearts.

What Tiger said in his heart made Lin Ye very upset, especially this guy wanted to be the master of craftsman!

Lin Ye can bear it!

The patriarch of refining can't bear it!

So, Lin Ye was thinking, how can I cheat you later... Is it slander or slander after a beating?
Tiger didn't know, he was already missed by Lin Ye, just because he complained in his heart.

time flies.

15 minutes passed in a blink of an eye.

The 4S store really didn't have any customers, and there wasn't even anyone who stood outside the door and glanced inside!

This made Lin Ye very depressed, "NN's! In the past, there were many poor gods who used air conditioners in 4S stores! Why are there none today?"

The employees of the 4S shop without customers are also very sad!
After all, their salary is linked to the sales commission, and if they can't sell the car, they can't get the commission, they can only get the guaranteed salary.

These days, what is the minimum wage enough to do?Not even one-stop foreplay is enough!Also play a bird!

The female salesperson held her mobile phone and sent messages to her customers, asking if she had any plans to change or buy a car in the near future... No matter how bad she was, she would sell a car maintenance event.

Male sales are more embarrassing. It is difficult for them to hook up with those rich and rich women, so they can only bite their male customers. Black delete, whenever you meet these people, the salesman almost calls the other party "Dad".

360 lines of work lead to champions, but they don't know that there are beggars everywhere!Well, those who can't sell their cars are the so-called "beggars" in the industry who can only get minimum wages.

Another 5 minutes passed.

A Bentley drove into the 4S shop.

The driver of the car releases the aura of his golden core cultivation base as soon as he gets out of the car.

The originally domineering driver was going to test the guests in the lobby, but within three seconds of releasing the golden core breath, he flew out backwards.

Huh?What about people?

After getting out of the car, Dong Xiao was stunned. He looked left and right, where was his bodyguard and driver?

Lin Ye appeared next to Dong Xiao, he raised his hand and patted Dong Xiao on the shoulder and said, "Don't look for it, that Jindan kid has already been sent flying by me."

Dong Xiao looked at Lin Ye, sized him up and asked, "Did you blow my bodyguard away?"

Lin Ye nodded and replied, "That's right, it's me."

Dong Xiao looked at the door, then at Lin Ye, and asked, "Are you Mr. Lin who bought the car?"

Lin Ye nodded again, and he replied with a smile: "Yes, I am."

"Uh... that... Mr. Lin, are you really out of the body?" Dong Xiao didn't know how to ask, so he could only ask bluntly.

"As you can see." Lin Ye took a step forward, and his body passed through Dong Xiao's body.

"My body..." Dong Xiao was frightened and fumbled with her arms around her chest, making her look like a lost girl, very funny.

"Boss!" Tiger stepped forward and shouted.

"Tiger, did you see just now..." Dong Xiao raised his head to look at the sofa, where Lin Ye was sitting, but the Lin Ye behind him was actually not real.

"The soul leaves the body and travels nine days!" Dong Xiao looked back, Lin Ye's soul was smiling at him, and he almost knelt down in fright, "Out of the Aperture Realm!"

"Husband." Nangong Rumeng looked at Lin Ye's soul and said, "I want you to refine this car by yourself, so you'd better join all the formations."

"Low-level and mid-level formations are not added. Let's just add high-level formations and extraordinary formations. There are about [-] formations. We can barely use them." Lin Ye couldn't stand Nangong Rumeng's whining, and directly agreed to her request.

"Oh my God! What a powerful cultivator!" Dong Xiao's eyes were vacant and lifeless. If possible, he would have grabbed Tiger by the collar and asked, "Who am I? Where am I?"

"My God! It's really out of the body!" Tiger only had one thought in his mind at this time, how did he cultivate to this level?Do you practice hard day and night or swallow some natural treasures?Or some great opportunity?

I have to say that after the advent of cultivation, those guys who have read a lot of cultivation texts always proclaim themselves professors of cultivation, and spread nonsense on the Internet, even threatening that this theory of cultivation comes from his YY concept, and even more shameless people are planning to apply for patents !

Lin Ye returned to his body. He opened his eyes and asked, "Ming people don't talk dark words, let's give you a discount. I'll buy a few more cars."

When Dong Xiao woke up, he opened his mouth and said unclearly: "Hit... Hit the bone, no, it's [-]% off!"

[-]% off!
This discount will definitely make people crazy, and many car owners will definitely be willing to wear this hat.

A car worth 5 yuan only costs [-] yuan. I have to say that the discount is a good thing.

"Oh..." Lin Ye pondered for a while pretending to be deep, and asked: "What if it is the soul-combining state?"

"Pfft!" Dong Xiao, who just wanted to drink Wahaha mineral water, squirted the water out.

"Combined...Combined Soul Realm!" Dong Xiao couldn't believe it, if Lin Ye was really in this realm, how much discount would he give him?If possible, I really want to break Lin Ye's bones, drag him home and imprison him, and torture him to find out the secret of cultivation.

"It's terrible." Tiger was already dumbfounded, his mind buzzing.

"[-]% off!" Dong Xiao said the discount through gritted teeth.

This discount is really insane.

All the envious salesmen came up.

"One discount, boss, can I have one discount?"

"Go away, boss, I don't want a [-]% discount, just a [-]% discount."

"Boss! I have reached the third level of the Qi Refining Realm, can I get a 5% discount! I really want to buy a BMW [-] Series, and I beg the boss to help."

"Boss! Look at my tongue, it's very thick. The doctor said I'm a qualified dog licker! Please buy a car with a discount!"

What is etiquette?
What is dignity?
Can it be eaten?
In the eyes of sales, it is all floating clouds.

Lin Ye blushed, rubbed his hands, and asked a little embarrassedly: "What, what if I am in the Feather Transformation Realm?"

Tiger gasped and fell to the ground.

Dong Xiao threw the mineral water on the ground and replied to Lin Ye, "If you are in the Feather Transformation Realm, I will give you all the cars here! No money!"

Lin Ye stood up shyly, and angel-like wings appeared behind him.

The difference between these wings and angels is that they are full of special effects and full of B grids.

"Fuck!"

When Dong Xiao saw Yu Yu, he couldn't think of any words to describe MMP's mood at this time.

(End of this chapter)