Becoming a son-in-law since Douluo
Chapter 127
Chapter 127
"My concubine, why are you stopping me?" Zhang Wei smiled naively.
Li Liubai hurriedly gently pushed Zhang Wei to wake him up, Zhang Wei asked with a confused face after waking up, "Why am I here?"
Li Liubai said truthfully, "You just sleepwalked as the emperor, I think you should lock the door before going to bed."
"It must be because I have been too tired from work recently, thank you!" After Zhang Wei thanked him, he went back to his room to sleep again.
Li Liubai also went back to sleep, and soon fell asleep.
A night without dreams.
The morning sun shone through the curtains into the house.
Li Liubai stretched comfortably after waking up, he didn't expect to sleep so late last night, but the quality of sleep was surprisingly high.
After a simple wash, Li Liubai went to the balcony to breathe fresh air, and it wasn't long before Zeng Xiaoxian and others got up one after another.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing cartoon pajamas, came to the living room humming a cheerful tune, "I am a happy little frog, la la la la la la la."
However, the moment he opened the refrigerator, the joy on his face turned into confusion.
After tossing and turning, I still couldn't find the familiar dragon fruit.
"Have you seen my dragon fruit?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked everyone.
Guan Gu scratched his hair and said, "I saw it in the refrigerator yesterday, but it was still there last night. Could it be that the dragon fruit has disappeared?"
"Yeah, I searched all over the refrigerator but couldn't find it." Zeng Xiaoxian was full of eagerness, and the original good mood was gone.
Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "As for it? Isn't it just a dragon fruit."
"You don't understand! That dragon fruit was given to me by Nuo Lan, it's not just a red heart dragon fruit, it's Nuo Lan's love for me!
I can't bear to eat it myself! "Zeng Xiaoxian said extremely aggrieved.
Lu Ziqiao snickered, "Maybe it's just that the dragon fruit is about to go bad, so Nuolan gave it to you?"
"Nonsense!" Zeng Xiaoxian reprimanded.
Li Liubai, who heard the debate, felt that it was necessary to clarify, so he also came to the living room and said, "I haven't even opened the refrigerator, and I haven't seen that dragon fruit."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, he believed in Li Liubai's character, so the most likely one was
"Zhang Wei, have you seen the dragon fruit I put in the refrigerator?" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Zhang Wei had just come out of the room, and hurriedly asked. In his opinion, Zhang Wei was the most likely one!
Zhang Wei looked like he hadn't woken up, and yawned, "What dragon fruit? I'm allergic to dragon fruit."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked puzzled, "Aren't you allergic to crayfish? Why are you allergic to dragon fruit?"
"They're all red, almost." Zhang Wei was jolted suddenly, and smiled embarrassingly.
Zeng Xiaoxian became even more suspicious, "I didn't say whether my dragon fruit is red or white, how do you know it's red?"
Zhang Wei immediately argued, "Red hearts are more expensive than white hearts, and they are also sweeter than white hearts. People with taste like Mr. Zeng must eat red hearts!"
Zeng Xiaoxian planned to ask two more rounds, but Zhang Wei said, "My stomach hurts, so I'm leaving first." After speaking, he rushed into the toilet.
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was really anxious, Guan Gu immediately suggested, "Mr. Zeng, why don't you go back to your room and look for it. Did you put the dragon fruit in the room and forget it?"
"Impossible. I haven't touched the dragon fruit since I put it in the refrigerator. Someone must have stolen it!"
Zeng Xiaoxian angrily rummaged through the trash can in the living room, and then went to the kitchen. After some searching, he finally found half an abandoned dragon fruit. Judging from the teeth marks on it, it is not difficult to judge that it was eaten by someone.
"Who is it? Who is it!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he even ate half of his dragon fruit and threw the remaining half into the trash can.
This is simply tarnishing Nuolan's love for him!
Lu Ziqiao clicked his tongue and said, "I'm right, this dragon fruit doesn't look too fresh."
"It becomes stale when someone throws it into the trash can." Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to defend it. In his opinion, it was impossible for Nuo Lan to treat him like that.
Guan Gu said softly, "Forget it, Mr. Zeng, after all, it's just a dragon fruit. Besides, others have already eaten it by stealing it. How can you know who stole it."
"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes, and the narrow eyes narrowed even smaller.
At this moment, he started a brainstorm, and his anger and grief turned into motivation.
At this moment, Bao Qingtian, Holmes, and Conan were all possessed, and Zeng Xiaoxian's brain was running at a speed of two hundred revolutions.
Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian had a flash of inspiration!
"Teacher Zeng looks like he is bewitched." Guan Gu said softly to Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao took out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it, and said, "Don't be nervous, it's because he was too sad , Poor Zeng Xiaoxian."
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say a word, he found a key from the drawer and walked straight to the toilet.
After the key was inserted and turned around, the toilet door was opened. Zhang Wei held a newspaper in his hand and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise.
"You pervert!" Zhang Wei quickly covered his lower body with a newspaper and stood up from the toilet.
Zeng Xiaoxian pinched his nose and went to the toilet to take a look inside, then shouted loudly, "Zhang Wei! You still said you didn't steal it!"
Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu who were standing at the door of the toilet looked confused, and Guan Gu asked even more puzzled, "Why did Mr. Zeng conclude that Zhang Wei stole the food?"
Li Liubai's eyes suddenly brightened, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Teacher Zeng is really a fucking talent!"
"Why can't I see it." Lu Ziqiao also realized how Zeng Xiaoxian solved the case.
Li Liubai said to the two, "Think about it, what will happen when you go to the toilet after eating the red dragon fruit?"
"Red Heart Dragon Fruit."
"To the restroom."
Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu suddenly looked at each other after repeating it again, they both saw shock in each other's eyes, what Li Liubai said was really right, Zeng Xiaoxian is really a fucking talent!
After eating the red dragon fruit, the biggest change when going to the toilet is that the excrement will be reddish. This is a normal phenomenon caused by the anthocyanin contained in the red dragon fruit.
Li Liubai never expected that Zeng Xiaoxian would use a piece of shit as a clue to crack the dragon fruit theft case.
With such meticulous logical thinking, Holmes would have to kneel!
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered, pointed at the excrement in the toilet and said, "Zhang Wei, you got both stolen goods, what do you have to argue about?"
"Didn't I just eat a dragon fruit from you, I apologize! As for being so stingy, besides, this dragon fruit is not fresh, I have diarrhea today." Zhang Wei muttered softly, this once again angered Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian was gearing up, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Zhang Wei, if I don't punch your shit out today, you'll be fine!"
Li Liubai and others quickly stopped Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei didn't even have time to wipe his buttocks, put on his pants and hurried out of the toilet.
(End of this chapter)
"My concubine, why are you stopping me?" Zhang Wei smiled naively.
Li Liubai hurriedly gently pushed Zhang Wei to wake him up, Zhang Wei asked with a confused face after waking up, "Why am I here?"
Li Liubai said truthfully, "You just sleepwalked as the emperor, I think you should lock the door before going to bed."
"It must be because I have been too tired from work recently, thank you!" After Zhang Wei thanked him, he went back to his room to sleep again.
Li Liubai also went back to sleep, and soon fell asleep.
A night without dreams.
The morning sun shone through the curtains into the house.
Li Liubai stretched comfortably after waking up, he didn't expect to sleep so late last night, but the quality of sleep was surprisingly high.
After a simple wash, Li Liubai went to the balcony to breathe fresh air, and it wasn't long before Zeng Xiaoxian and others got up one after another.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing cartoon pajamas, came to the living room humming a cheerful tune, "I am a happy little frog, la la la la la la la."
However, the moment he opened the refrigerator, the joy on his face turned into confusion.
After tossing and turning, I still couldn't find the familiar dragon fruit.
"Have you seen my dragon fruit?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked everyone.
Guan Gu scratched his hair and said, "I saw it in the refrigerator yesterday, but it was still there last night. Could it be that the dragon fruit has disappeared?"
"Yeah, I searched all over the refrigerator but couldn't find it." Zeng Xiaoxian was full of eagerness, and the original good mood was gone.
Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "As for it? Isn't it just a dragon fruit."
"You don't understand! That dragon fruit was given to me by Nuo Lan, it's not just a red heart dragon fruit, it's Nuo Lan's love for me!
I can't bear to eat it myself! "Zeng Xiaoxian said extremely aggrieved.
Lu Ziqiao snickered, "Maybe it's just that the dragon fruit is about to go bad, so Nuolan gave it to you?"
"Nonsense!" Zeng Xiaoxian reprimanded.
Li Liubai, who heard the debate, felt that it was necessary to clarify, so he also came to the living room and said, "I haven't even opened the refrigerator, and I haven't seen that dragon fruit."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, he believed in Li Liubai's character, so the most likely one was
"Zhang Wei, have you seen the dragon fruit I put in the refrigerator?" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Zhang Wei had just come out of the room, and hurriedly asked. In his opinion, Zhang Wei was the most likely one!
Zhang Wei looked like he hadn't woken up, and yawned, "What dragon fruit? I'm allergic to dragon fruit."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked puzzled, "Aren't you allergic to crayfish? Why are you allergic to dragon fruit?"
"They're all red, almost." Zhang Wei was jolted suddenly, and smiled embarrassingly.
Zeng Xiaoxian became even more suspicious, "I didn't say whether my dragon fruit is red or white, how do you know it's red?"
Zhang Wei immediately argued, "Red hearts are more expensive than white hearts, and they are also sweeter than white hearts. People with taste like Mr. Zeng must eat red hearts!"
Zeng Xiaoxian planned to ask two more rounds, but Zhang Wei said, "My stomach hurts, so I'm leaving first." After speaking, he rushed into the toilet.
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was really anxious, Guan Gu immediately suggested, "Mr. Zeng, why don't you go back to your room and look for it. Did you put the dragon fruit in the room and forget it?"
"Impossible. I haven't touched the dragon fruit since I put it in the refrigerator. Someone must have stolen it!"
Zeng Xiaoxian angrily rummaged through the trash can in the living room, and then went to the kitchen. After some searching, he finally found half an abandoned dragon fruit. Judging from the teeth marks on it, it is not difficult to judge that it was eaten by someone.
"Who is it? Who is it!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he even ate half of his dragon fruit and threw the remaining half into the trash can.
This is simply tarnishing Nuolan's love for him!
Lu Ziqiao clicked his tongue and said, "I'm right, this dragon fruit doesn't look too fresh."
"It becomes stale when someone throws it into the trash can." Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to defend it. In his opinion, it was impossible for Nuo Lan to treat him like that.
Guan Gu said softly, "Forget it, Mr. Zeng, after all, it's just a dragon fruit. Besides, others have already eaten it by stealing it. How can you know who stole it."
"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes, and the narrow eyes narrowed even smaller.
At this moment, he started a brainstorm, and his anger and grief turned into motivation.
At this moment, Bao Qingtian, Holmes, and Conan were all possessed, and Zeng Xiaoxian's brain was running at a speed of two hundred revolutions.
Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian had a flash of inspiration!
"Teacher Zeng looks like he is bewitched." Guan Gu said softly to Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao took out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it, and said, "Don't be nervous, it's because he was too sad , Poor Zeng Xiaoxian."
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say a word, he found a key from the drawer and walked straight to the toilet.
After the key was inserted and turned around, the toilet door was opened. Zhang Wei held a newspaper in his hand and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise.
"You pervert!" Zhang Wei quickly covered his lower body with a newspaper and stood up from the toilet.
Zeng Xiaoxian pinched his nose and went to the toilet to take a look inside, then shouted loudly, "Zhang Wei! You still said you didn't steal it!"
Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu who were standing at the door of the toilet looked confused, and Guan Gu asked even more puzzled, "Why did Mr. Zeng conclude that Zhang Wei stole the food?"
Li Liubai's eyes suddenly brightened, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Teacher Zeng is really a fucking talent!"
"Why can't I see it." Lu Ziqiao also realized how Zeng Xiaoxian solved the case.
Li Liubai said to the two, "Think about it, what will happen when you go to the toilet after eating the red dragon fruit?"
"Red Heart Dragon Fruit."
"To the restroom."
Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu suddenly looked at each other after repeating it again, they both saw shock in each other's eyes, what Li Liubai said was really right, Zeng Xiaoxian is really a fucking talent!
After eating the red dragon fruit, the biggest change when going to the toilet is that the excrement will be reddish. This is a normal phenomenon caused by the anthocyanin contained in the red dragon fruit.
Li Liubai never expected that Zeng Xiaoxian would use a piece of shit as a clue to crack the dragon fruit theft case.
With such meticulous logical thinking, Holmes would have to kneel!
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered, pointed at the excrement in the toilet and said, "Zhang Wei, you got both stolen goods, what do you have to argue about?"
"Didn't I just eat a dragon fruit from you, I apologize! As for being so stingy, besides, this dragon fruit is not fresh, I have diarrhea today." Zhang Wei muttered softly, this once again angered Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian was gearing up, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Zhang Wei, if I don't punch your shit out today, you'll be fine!"
Li Liubai and others quickly stopped Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei didn't even have time to wipe his buttocks, put on his pants and hurried out of the toilet.
(End of this chapter)
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