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Chapter 444 Becoming a Pig Wuneng

"Bah."

Tang Quan suddenly yelled and retracted the nails and rakes and retreated tens of feet. He put the fat on his waist and said sharply:
"Where is the sordidness? You didn't bother the uncle to eat, and the two of you joined forces to fight with me. You are so shameless from that side."

It was embarrassing to be scolded by Tang Quan for Avalokitesvara. She is a veteran practitioner who has experienced the Great Desolation, the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, and the Battle of the Conferred Gods. Although she has not yet broken through to the quasi-sage, she knows normal competitions. humble.

At the beginning, Taishang Laojun dropped Vajra Zhuo to beat Sun Wukong, just to sell favor to Guanyin who was about to throw down the jade bottle. This time, she blocked Tang Quan's attack secretly. If she was known, she would be despised.

The Guanyin was still thinking about it, but Mu Zha pointed to Tang Quan and shouted:
"Are you blind, pig demon? This is Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South Sea, and I am Mu Zha under the seat of Bodhisattva."

Tang Quan smiled secretly. This Muzha is not very capable but has a strong mouth, but Nezha is the only one in their family who has real skills. The hatred that hadn't broken the golden body was hidden in it. If Nezha hadn't been suppressed, Li Jing would have been killed countless times by Nezha.

"Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea, oh, I remember, Bodhisattvas taught in the West, here seems to be the Eastern Land, but there are not many monks in the Eastern Land. Although the monks talked about the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saving the suffering, in fact, there are people in the Eastern Land. Who will save you, why are you here?" Tang Quan said, putting the nine-toothed nail rake on his shoulder.

Avalokitesvara suppressed the cloud head, and she looked at Tang Quan's state at this time. A wild boar head was extremely ferocious, but the nine-toothed rake in her hand contained a fairy spirit. She smiled and said:

"I don't know why the monk is a demon here. I see that you have extraordinary knowledge and skills, but you are walking alone in this wilderness. Aren't you afraid of those gods who subdue demons and eliminate demons in the heaven?"

Tang Quan laughed loudly and said:
"Ha, what am I afraid of? Both Gou Chen, who subdued the demon, and Emperor Zhenwu are my old friends. Most of them are acquaintances in the heavenly court. When they see me, they will only come to me for a drink and chat, and they will cause trouble for me."

Avalokitesvara was about to ask, when suddenly she listened attentively and said with joy on her face:

"It seems that you have such a wide range of friends, it seems that your status is not simple."

Tang Quan was pretending to be Zhu Gangyan at the moment. He glanced at Guanyin and said:

"Of course, my old pig was the canopy marshal of the Tianhe Navy back then. Because she fell in love with Chang'e of the Moon Palace, that little girl gave me a face. The emperor quickly sent someone to arrest me, and I was beaten down to the mortal world after being beaten, but Yuan Ling strayed into the pig's womb and became like this."

Guanyin said with a smile:

"It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, but now you are a demon in the lower realm, this heaven."

Tang Quan patted his big belly and said:

"I can't go back to the Heavenly Court. After all these years, I finally figured it out. I went to Guanghan Palace for only a moment, but Chang'e was still there, and Fairy Su'e who served her was captured by me again. How did the Jade Emperor know so quickly?
I recalled it for hundreds of years, and finally remembered that there was a masculine aura in Guanghan Palace when I entered the door. Nima, someone arrived before me for a long time. Needless to say, I know who this person is. How can I go back to heaven? .

Let it be like this now, if you have nothing to do, go hunting, or catch someone to stew and eat, and if you see a beautiful girl, you can catch it and sleep for a few days. These days are good enough. "

"It's a pity that the majestic Canopy Marshal can only be a demon, what a pity, what a pity." Avalokitesvara shook her head and said.

Tang Quan grinned and said in a humming voice:

"Why don't you be a monster? Anyway, as long as you don't rebel, my old friends will still take care of me. If you are a monster, you are a monster."

Guanyin smiled and said:
"Marshal Tianpeng, seeing that your cultivation is extraordinary, it is indeed a pity to be a monster like this. I teach in the west to recruit wise men. At this time, someone from the east will go to the west to seek the scriptures. If you can protect him to the west, My Buddha is merciful, and I will definitely give you a positive result, so it is much better to avoid being a monster."

Tang Quan frowned and said:

"Being a monk? It's said to be killed according to the official law, and starved to death according to the Buddhist law. My old pig belly eats a lot, but I can stop eating the three meats and the five disgusting ones. In the sky, if I don't eat geese, pigeons and doves, there are countless others." Birds, dogs, horses and cattle on the ground do not eat, there are other game, eels, turtles and loaches are not eaten in the water, there are countless fish and shrimp;
But the Buddhists can't help getting married. I don't know that the Bodhisattva can talk about marriage for me after learning the scriptures. "

"Uh"

Avalokitesvara was confused by Tang Quan's words. It turns out that there is still a conspiracy in Buddhism to spread Eastern and Western religions, that is to force Easterners to become vegetarians. As long as they become monks or worship Buddha sincerely, they will not get married. This will wipe out a large number of Eastern people.

But in fact, Western religion has never banned marriage. Monk temples everywhere are monks during the day, and their wives and children are hot when they go home at night. As Tang Quan said, except for the prohibition of three meats and five disgusts, in fact, Western religions are not in the West. prohibit.

Later generations of the East were indeed poisoned by the Western religion. Fortunately, the people in the Eastern land were pure human races with extraordinary fertility, so they were not destroyed by the population extinction plan of the Western religion. However, there are countless guys who are loyal to the West. Those who have wives or don't want men are normal Western disciples, but they don't know that they are just tools used to exterminate human relations.

Tang Quan bluntly said that Western religion is fundamental, and this Guanyin has to weigh gains and losses, but just now someone told her that Zhu Ganglian must join the westbound team, and she cannot violate it. After thinking about it, she said with joy on her face:
"If you don't eat three meats and five dislikes and have kind thoughts, you can enter my monkhood, but if you want to get married, I'm not good at being a matchmaker. It depends on your own ability, but on the way west, you can't miss the beauty and delay the journey ;

Now you are waiting on the westbound road. If the pilgrim comes to you, you will protect him. In this way, you can have a different living habit from the pilgrim master and apprentice, and you will not be criticized. Now that you are called Zhu Ganglian, I will take a Samana method for you Name Wu Neng. "

Tang Quan laughed secretly for a while, because he knew nothing about Western religions, but Guanyin had to let him join the westbound team. He was supposed to be the second disciple of Tang Sanzang, but now he had to temporarily change it to protect the Dharma.

The accompanying guardians are different from the accompanying disciples. The disciples are like servants, but the guardians are just bodyguards. Their status is a little bit better. Tang Quan nodded hurriedly and said:

"Wu Neng? I don't care if I'm incapable. I'll do as long as I'm capable. The pig Wu Neng has thanked Guanyin Bodhisattva for his guidance. If he gets the right fruit, he will definitely go to Luojia Mountain to visit the Bodhisattva in the purple bamboo forest to thank the Bodhisattva for his guidance."

Guanyin said with a smile:

"Well, that's the case, just wait here. We have to rush to the east to find the person who wants to learn the scriptures."

(End of this chapter)