The worst monster hunting system in the future

Chapter 687

Did you use the water in the toilet for this mouthwash?

Spraying over in one breath, Lin Jiu was unprepared and almost passed out by Xun Xun. This damn trick didn't trick anyone, but tricked himself. Isn't this a bit self-inflicted!

Damn it, instead of poisoning this bastard, he gave him an extra weapon.

As long as this guy opens his mouth... Ha...

This is absolutely unbearable to anyone, even ghost saints have to stay away, it's too smelly, it feels like the sum of the overnight meal that has been fermented in the toilet for three days.

The key is that the breath emitted by this product is too large, and it can definitely be compared to the level of biological and chemical weapons.

"what……"

Lin Jiu: "..."

You are paralyzed, you are endless, what is the taste in your mouth, is there no clue?
I'm so teary, okay?Brother, can you open your mouth less!
The ancestor of zombies smacked his mouth twice and said: "The aftertaste is endless..."

"..."

Lin Jiu was a little shocked. This is because he can’t tell the rhythm of smell and smell. This guy’s taste system is different from that of human beings, and he is born with a smelly taste. I didn’t expect to come to the underworld to encounter psychopaths. No one is so lucky. up!

Lin Jiu was so dizzy for a while that it was difficult for him to speak.

The Zombie Ancestor wondered: "Hey, young man, why don't you speak..."

Lin Jiu: "..."

No matter how you tell me to talk, my chest is still turning violently. It takes a lot of courage to speak in front of you!
Lin Jiu barely held back, and said with a smile: "I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable!"

The ancestor of the zombies said: "I see that your face is ugly, and it seems that you are a little uncomfortable. To be honest, although I am a master of ghost saint level, I don't have any medicine to heal my wounds, because I don't get sick at all, and some of them are poisonous. ...It's a bit embarrassing to say..."

Thinking of this, he slapped his head and said, "If you hang out with me, you can't treat you badly!"

As he said this, the guy groped around on his body for a while and found a gray-white token. He rubbed it twice on his fingers and handed it to Lin Jiudao: "It contains the power of my blow, and it also comes with a poison attack. Ghost Saint's attack Almost invincible, and this token was my sign for walking in the underworld in my early years. Even the King of Hell of the Ten Palaces would give me some face if I showed it. Generally, ghosts have to stay away. As long as you don't provoke masters above the Ghost King, you can be guaranteed to be safe. thing……"

With that said, the ancestor of the zombies handed the token to Lin Jiu, which means that you, my little brother, accept it and follow me in the future, so you can have meat to eat!
This is gathering people's hearts!
Lin Jiu took the token hesitantly, is Lao Tzu so affirmed by you?Even the tokens are given, are you still planning to develop offline or what?

Seeing Lin Jiu's expression, the ancestor of zombies couldn't help laughing: "Haha, Huanxi is crazy, let me tell you, I'm not bragging, those guys will never dare to provoke you when they see the old man's token, even if it is the ghost emperor." exception……"

Speaking of this, he frowned slightly and said: "But that... Andy Lau, right? From now on, I'll call you Xiao Liu. If you meet someone from a certain place, this sign may be in danger for your life!"

Xiao Liu?Xiao Liu's size, you are so weird that you can name it!

Lin Jiu secretly slandered and said, "Could it be that he is the ancestor's enemy?"

The ancestor of the zombie said with a serious face: "Yes, and it is a deep hatred, you know that the gate of hell is closed, you must not show your token when you see someone there, because if you show it, the other party will immediately draw their swords..."

"Oh?" Lin Jiu pretended to be curious: "I heard that Deng Yun was there at the gate of hell. He actually dared to offend the ancestor. He doesn't want to live anymore. He is so courageous!"

"Hey..." The ancestor of zombies sneered and said: "They found a boy in the human world. That boy had a book of life and death in his hand. Deng Yun recognized him as the Lord of the Underworld. I have seen that brat before. He is nothing special. His strength He is just the Ghost King. I am waiting in this boundless sea just to wait for that kid to come over. He is bound to come here to grab the reincarnation pen. When he comes, I will definitely skin him and cramp him..."

Lin Jiu was depressed for a while, do I have such a big enmity with you?Didn't it just blow up your avatar?As for being so atmospheric?You are too careful!

He completely forgot about throwing a bottle of mother river water into someone's mouth.

Just as Lin Jiu was about to speak, he heard a "Xi Xi Suo Suo" voice in the woods, and hurriedly said, "Who is it?"

I saw a child about three feet tall walking out of the woods...

It’s not accurate to say that it’s a child. It’s true that this guy has a child’s figure, and he doesn’t look very agile when he walks. It's like pushing the door a hundred times.

and many more……

Lin Jiu looked at the ancestor of zombies, and then at the particularly mature child. He was speechless for a while. Damn, does he have a child?

It's exactly the same, right?
You are so old, this kid is only so old, I didn't see that he is still an old-hearted person, an old dick like a steel knife!

This guy Lin Jiu forgot about throwing the bottle of water from the mother river to others!

The ancestor of the zombies looked at Lin Jiu and felt a little embarrassed. It was hard for a person as shameless as him to explain this. He gave birth to a child inexplicably, and he gave birth to a child by himself. Who in the entire Hades has such a special function? ?If you tell me, it will scare a lot of people to death!

"Ahem... child, come here..." the ancestor of zombies said bravely.

The old-faced kid came over and called out, "Daddy..."

"..."

Lin Jiu was about to collapse. A man with such an old face called "Dad". This picture was so beautiful that I didn't dare to look at it!

The little zombie had an old face and looked at Lin Jiu numbly.

Lin Jiu began to suspect that this guy must be mentally handicapped!

When he thought of this, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to be the instigator of this incident, but he didn't expect this old man to be tricked!If I knew I was giving him a bottle, let him have a second child or something...

Mistake!
The ancestor of the zombie pointed at Lin Jiu and said, "From now on, this will be our family's retainer, called Uncle..."

"Su... Su..." The little zombie yelled expressionlessly, and he didn't speak very clearly, and he looked like a mentally handicapped person.

Then he turned his head and asked, "Susu... can I eat..."

Lin Jiu: "..."

You are not only a retard, you are also a foodie!
Hot eyes, Lin Jiu can't stand it, no one can stand it!
The ancestor of zombies looked disgusted and said seriously: "You can't eat it, uncle's meat is not delicious, it smells..."

I call you ancestors!
What the hell are you scolding me in front of me, my meat stinks, are you so meaty?The smell in your mouth can stink for ten miles in the wind, and you have the nerve to bury me.

Where did your ability to talk nonsense come from!
The little zombie nodded, indicating that he knew!

What's the point of your life if you're finished and mentally handicapped!
"Let's go!" The zombie ancestor kicked the old-faced child's ass.

"..."

Are you planning to let it go?

(End of this chapter)