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Chapter 671 The Journeys of Lao Tzu and Madam Are Stars and Seas
On September [-], the weather was slightly cooler.

On the main road in Area A, a sapphire blue car sped forward, making every effort to overtake numerous cars along the way.

In the driver's seat, Yu Hui looked calm.

On the co-pilot, Ai Li had an exaggerated expression, waving his hands wildly, and kept yelling: "Ah... I bumped... Ah... Woo... Slow down... Big sister, can you slow down... Ah... ...I'm so scared, so scared, so scared...I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

Yu Hui rolled her eyes at Ai Li: "Your shouting is too exaggerated."

"Sister, it's 140, it's too fast!" Ai Li tightly grasped the handle next to him, his face pale, "Sister, this is... ah... it's about to hit... ah... big sister, There are so many cars, if you don’t want to kill me, I will kill you...ah..."

Yu Hui glanced at Ai Li with disdain: "Are you so afraid of death?"

"Sister, even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about me. I, Ai Li, was young and promising, a young hero, with a bright future and a long life. The appearance of me, Ai Li, will promote human technology, politics, Economic and cultural development. You are going to kill me, it is anti-humanity."

"Cut... really put gold on my face."

"Well, even if you are really anti-human, you have to think about the child in your stomach."

Ai Li's words were on point, and Yu Hui's speed dropped instantly.

Only then did Ai Li heave a sigh of relief, but he still covered his chest with his hands, his face pale.

Finally, the car passed through the slums, came to the rich area, and finally stopped at the gate of the Angel Villa area.

At the gate, the security guard saw a strange car approaching, looked the car up and down, and then came to the side of the car: "Go away, go away, don't block the gate."

This Angel Community is the most high-end villa area in District A. Generally, the vehicles entering and leaving here are luxury cars, and even hovering cars are often seen.Such a luxury car is naturally scrubbed spotlessly.

Now the car that Ai Li and the others drive looks too ordinary, and because they have been running for hundreds of kilometers, the body is already dirty.There was even a layer of dust on the front windshield.Only the fan-shaped area wiped by the two wipers can see the outside.

Seeing such a car, the security guard naturally couldn't let it go.

Yu Hui squinted at Ai Li: "This is a high-end villa complex, what are you doing here?"

Ai Li didn't speak, but just stared straight at the outside, with a deep look in his eyes, looking unfathomable.It's just that his face is a little pale, maybe he was scared on the road just now, and he hasn't recovered yet.

The security guard saw that the car ignored him at all, so he became a little annoyed, and patted the glass on the side door heavily: "Go away, go away, don't hang around here. You can come here too?"

Yu Hui looked at Ai Li: "What are you doing here? Talk. Or let's drive away first."

Ai Li turned to look at the security guard on the side, his gaze became deeper and his expression became more unpredictable.

Seeing that the car still had no intention of leaving, the security guard was furious and slapped the window hard.

bang bang bang bang—

Finally, under his tap, the car window slowly lowered.

Ai Li's deep gaze and unpredictable face were revealed.

He stared at the security guard with deeper and deeper eyes.

The expression on his face became more and more unpredictable.

Ai Li looked at the security guard a little furiously, and then he became even more angry, and waved his hand: "Drive away your broken car! Don't even look at this place, can poor ghosts like you come here?"

Ai Li's gaze has reached the limit, and the unfathomable expression on his face has also reached the limit.

puff--

A stream of filthy stuff spewed out from Ai Li's mouth, directly spraying the security guard's face.

"Wow... oh... uh..."

The spraying continued, and the security guard's face and body were all sprayed heavily.

Ai Li didn't see it well, wiped his mouth quickly, and nodded to the security guard again and again: "Sorry, motion sickness, motion sickness...wow..." He sprayed it again, still spraying it on the security guard's face.

After vomiting, Ai Li felt much more comfortable, and a sense of pleasure after defecating spontaneously emerged.

However, as a person with a strong sense of shame, when he saw the filth on the security guard's face and body, he immediately felt ashamed. While apologizing to the security guard, he blamed Yu Hui next to him: "Sister Yu, let you open the door." Drive slowly, look, look, did you cause trouble?"

Yu Hui gave Ai Li a blank look, but didn't speak.

The security guard was completely angry: "You poor ghost seeks death!"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to pull Ai Li's neckline.

At this moment, a clear and pleasant voice came: "What's wrong?"

The security guard paused slightly, he was familiar with this voice.He hastily turned his head away.

Behind him is a little girl who looks to be fourteen or fifteen years old, she is very cute.With a pair of double ponytails.Her big eyes blinked, looking curiously at the security guard and the dirty car ahead.

This cute expression will melt anyone's heart.

The security guard saw the girl, and immediately smiled: "So it's Avril."

When he spoke, there was a flattering expression on his face.

"This car has an unfamiliar license plate. According to the regulations, I can't get in. I tried to persuade them to leave. Not only did they not leave, but they insulted me. I'm planning to drive them away."

The security guard told lies with his eyes open, but Ai Li didn't think anything of it.

But Yu Hui was not easy to mess with, she was about to get off the car and argue with the security guard.

Ai Li stopped her, smiled mysteriously, and said, "Wait."

"What are you waiting for? People are going to ride on our heads, what are we waiting for?"

Yu Hui said angrily.

"Be safe and don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient."

Ai Li looks like a reclusive expert.

Avril glanced at the dirty car, but there was no disgust on her face, she said to the security: "Uncle Security, you should ask carefully, maybe they really have something to do."

The security guard waved his hand and said to Avril with a smile: "Avril has a good heart, not only has the unique ninth-level talent, but also is so kind. But you are still too simple, when you graduate and come to the society, you will know this Most of them are liars."

As he spoke, he gave Ai Li a hard look, and said, "Hurry up and leave!"

After Ai Li vomited, he felt much more comfortable. He smiled and said, "My journey is the sea of ​​stars!"

Yu Hui next to her was already accustomed to Ai Li's sudden words that had nothing to do with the current situation, so it was not surprising.

The security guard stared at Ai Li like an idiot: "What the hell..."

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that Avril was still standing behind me, and quickly changed my words: "Is there something wrong with your brain, go away quickly. This is not a place for you to come..."

When he was talking about this, he heard Avril behind him, and the crisp voice called out happily: "My mother's journey is also a sea of ​​stars!"

"Uh……"

The security guard froze on the spot.

That kid is crazy, is this Avril also a little abnormal?

Impossible, Avril Lavigne is a genius student of the Warrior School.The Warrior School values ​​her so much that she has even booked to be the champion of this year's military training competition.It can be said that she definitely has a bright future.That's why he greeted her with a smile when he saw her.

Why is she not normal now?

When he turned his head, he saw Avril Lavigne bouncing up to the car window like a cheerful little sparrow, and called out: "Brother!"

Ai Li's face was still a little pale, but when he saw Ivy as a child, he was still smiling: "Xiaowei!"

"Brother! It's really you!"

Avril was so excited that she couldn't control herself, hugged Ai Li, and kissed Ai Li hard on the face.

Ai Li laughed and said, "I promised you that if I want to watch your military training competition, I will definitely come back."

"Brother, you are really the best brother in the world."

After Avril finished speaking, she held Ai Li's face and kissed him again.

The security guards next to him looked dumbfounded. Is this poor guy really Avril's brother?

Is this too bullshit?

Avril Lavigne is like an angel, this poor guy looks like he crawled out of hell, how could they be brother and sister?
Yu Hui next to her was also a little surprised, she didn't expect a guy like Ai Li to have such a lovely younger sister.

Avril glanced at Yu Hui next to her, and said, "Brother, who is she? It can't be the sister-in-law you found by empathizing with someone else, right? What about little sister Zhang?"

Ai Li smiled and said, "Your brother and I have nothing to do with Zhang Cuihua, and this one is just a friend."

Avril didn't go into the matter anymore, and said: "Who is with you is your business, and I don't get involved. Anyway, you will always be my brother, and no one can take it away."

Ai Li caressed Xiaowei's little head and said, "You are so cute."

"Brother, go home, Mom and Dad will be very happy to see you back."

So Avril also got into the car, and the car started slowly.

At this time, the security guard who had been standing there for a long time finally came to his senses, and quickly chased him to the window.

Ai Li was taken aback: "Is there anything else?"

The security guard smiled awkwardly, and quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I just came to apologize. Just now I was blind, I didn't know that you were Avril Lavigne's brother, and I bumped into you. I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry."

Ai Li chuckled, waved his hands, and said only one sentence: "Don't look down on anyone."

……

The security guard watched Ai Li's car drive into the angel community, and wiped the sweat off his brow.

It seems that Avril's brother doesn't seem to care about him, otherwise, how can he beat them as a little security guard?
Don't look down on anyone, this Avril's brother is right.

In this case, if he offended some powerful people because of his appearance, even if he had a hundred lives, it would not be enough for them to kill him.
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