my teacher has a system
Chapter 55 Delicious, so delicious
Chapter 55 Delicious, so delicious
Ye Yifeng would have such a reaction, the students were all stunned.
A student was holding a bun with a bite out in his hand, and the oil in it leaked out without even noticing it.
In the expectations of the students, shouldn't the head teacher be furious when he sees the students violating the discipline, and then make a lot of educational remarks that are no different from nonsense?
What happened to Ye Yifeng?Could it be that his stupid brain just recovered for two days and then broke down?
Not to mention the students were stunned, even Liu Daquan was pissed off by Ye Yifeng.
He originally thought that Ye Yifeng had figured out some good way to deal with these students, but he didn't expect that he would join forces with these students.
Angry, so irritating!
I can't stand it, I really can't stand it!
Liu Daquan left angrily, Ye Yifeng pretended not to see Liu Daquan, after Liu Daquan left, he walked out of the class and said to the system: "System, bring me a stinky tofu."
The system is a good thing. In addition to various abilities and skills, it also sells real products, such as smoothies, ice cream, melon seeds, and mineral water. It is like a food cart on a train. There is everything you want to eat. How is it possible for traditional delicacies like stinky tofu? Will it?
The system immediately responded: "10 points for a small portion, the smell is average. 20 points for a large portion, the smell can spread across the street. Excuse me, guest officer, do you want a large portion or a small portion?"
Why did Ye Yifeng feel that the question about the system sounded a little weird, so he casually removed the word "portion": "I want big stinky tofu."
"Okay, 20 points will be deducted, and the balance will be 4520 points. Guest officer, here is a large portion of stinky tofu you want." After the system deducted the points, Ye Yifeng had a large bowl of stinky tofu in his hand.
As soon as the stinky tofu appeared, Ye Yifeng choked and fainted: "My God! This smell...it's like an open-air septic tank that has been exposed to the sun for many days!"
Ye Yifeng resisted the feeling of vomiting and walked into the classroom with the stinky tofu and placed it on the desk.
Originally, there were hundreds of fragrances competing for beauty in the class, but when Ye Yifeng's stinky tofu came out, all the fragrances faded away, and only Ye Yifeng's stinky tofu smell stood out.
"Damn it! Who has diarrhea?"
"Nimma, it's stinky tofu!"
"God, how could there be such a smelly stinky tofu!"
Many students were eating breakfast with relish, but they were smoked by the smell, and they, who were rich in associative ability, suddenly turned upside down, like a pregnant woman, with a very strong sense of vomiting.
Ye Yifeng was very satisfied when he saw that the students' reactions were stronger than his own: "Students, don't look at the smell of this tofu, but it tastes delicious!"
While talking, Ye Yifeng picked up a piece of poop-yellow stinky tofu with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He chewed it with relish, his face full of intoxication: "It's delicious, it's delicious."
"Ugh..." Finally, some students couldn't take it anymore, and threw the buns in their hands into the trash can, and even spit out the buns in their mouths.
It's so disgusting, who the hell can still eat breakfast!
"On purpose, this bastard definitely did it on purpose!" The students would be really stupid if they couldn't see Ye Yifeng's intentions.
Ye Yifeng wanted to disgust them, but they refused to let Ye Yifeng succeed!
Therefore, those students with strong willpower continued to endure the discomfort in their abdomen and continued to eat breakfast.
Another student said to Ye Yifeng: "Mr. Ye, your stinky tofu is so stinky, aren't you afraid that someone will add water from the toilet?"
"Uh-huh..." Some students who were almost unable to hold back were given a few extra critical hits by their pig teammates. Finally, they could no longer hold back and gave up their food and surrendered.
But they felt that as long as they could disgust Ye Yifeng, it would be worth it even if they died together.
Unexpectedly, Ye Yifeng was not afraid at all, and was very calm: "The landlord aunt brought it to me, and it was very clean. On the contrary, it is the food you bought outside, God knows how it was made."
Ye Yifeng turned his attention to Han Zhenni who was still holding half a fried chicken leg: "Let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about the fried chicken that Han Zhenni ate. Do you know that a normal chicken needs to grow from hatching to growing?" It’s been a long time. And the chickens used in those fried chicken shops are all instant mutant chickens. Of course, if it’s conscience to use live chickens, the most terrifying thing is that some unscrupulous fried chicken shops still use chickens from sick or dead chickens or don’t know How long have you kept the zombie chicken."
"Besides, the oil they use has not been used for many days, and there are even cockroaches and mice that fell into it at an unknown time, and they were fried together to add flavor to you."
"Ugh—" Han Zhenni immediately ran to the trash can, threw the chicken leg into it, and vomited endlessly.
Ye Yifeng felt that it wasn't enough, so he said to the boy who was eating spicy strips, "Lizzy strips are not a good thing either, let me show you how those spicy strips are produced."
There are many videos of producing spicy noodles on the Internet. Ye Yifeng turned on the large-screen projection, and then played the production process of spicy noodles.
Looking at the disgusting raw materials, the harsh production environment with flies flying everywhere, and the fact that an employee just picked up his nose with his hands and picked up the spicy strips without even wiping his hands, the boy who ate the spicy strips had a stomachache on the spot. , Spit all over the table is red and yellow things.
When he vomited, the whole class couldn't hold back any longer, and threw away the food in their hands. Those who had water quickly drank a few sips of water to suppress the shock, and those who had no water could only endure the discomfort in their stomachs and try to make their stomachs feel better. Get used to it slowly.
The students thought it was over, but when Ye Yifeng saw that they had lost all the food in their hands, he stood up and walked around the class with the bowl of stinky tofu: "Why don't you guys have breakfast? Would you like a bite of stinky tofu? It's really delicious."
"Ugh..."
"What's wrong with you! It's really delicious. Xiaodong, why don't you try it?"
"Ugh..."
Wherever Ye Yifeng went, the students all covered their faces and covered their noses, as if Ye Yifeng was holding a bowl of xiang, disgustingly disgusting.
Ye Yifeng sat back at his podium and ate stinky tofu slowly: "It's delicious, it's really delicious in the world!"
"Ye Yifeng, who told you to bring breakfast to class? Damn it, who has diarrhea?" Hearing that Ye Yifeng wanted to have breakfast with the students, Director Chen rushed over angrily, wanting to educate Ye Yifeng, but he just ran in He was choked by the smell of stinky tofu, and quickly covered his nose.
"Director Chen, why are you here?" Ye Yifeng put the stinky tofu in front of Director Chen, "Take a bite, it's really delicious."
Only then did Director Chen realize that it was Ye Yifeng who was eating stinky tofu, his face was livid with anger, and he slapped him casually: "I'll eat your head!"
It didn't matter that Director Chen slapped it, the stinky tofu in Ye Yifeng's hand spilled out, and the disgusting soup splashed all over Director Chen's face and body!
(End of this chapter)
Ye Yifeng would have such a reaction, the students were all stunned.
A student was holding a bun with a bite out in his hand, and the oil in it leaked out without even noticing it.
In the expectations of the students, shouldn't the head teacher be furious when he sees the students violating the discipline, and then make a lot of educational remarks that are no different from nonsense?
What happened to Ye Yifeng?Could it be that his stupid brain just recovered for two days and then broke down?
Not to mention the students were stunned, even Liu Daquan was pissed off by Ye Yifeng.
He originally thought that Ye Yifeng had figured out some good way to deal with these students, but he didn't expect that he would join forces with these students.
Angry, so irritating!
I can't stand it, I really can't stand it!
Liu Daquan left angrily, Ye Yifeng pretended not to see Liu Daquan, after Liu Daquan left, he walked out of the class and said to the system: "System, bring me a stinky tofu."
The system is a good thing. In addition to various abilities and skills, it also sells real products, such as smoothies, ice cream, melon seeds, and mineral water. It is like a food cart on a train. There is everything you want to eat. How is it possible for traditional delicacies like stinky tofu? Will it?
The system immediately responded: "10 points for a small portion, the smell is average. 20 points for a large portion, the smell can spread across the street. Excuse me, guest officer, do you want a large portion or a small portion?"
Why did Ye Yifeng feel that the question about the system sounded a little weird, so he casually removed the word "portion": "I want big stinky tofu."
"Okay, 20 points will be deducted, and the balance will be 4520 points. Guest officer, here is a large portion of stinky tofu you want." After the system deducted the points, Ye Yifeng had a large bowl of stinky tofu in his hand.
As soon as the stinky tofu appeared, Ye Yifeng choked and fainted: "My God! This smell...it's like an open-air septic tank that has been exposed to the sun for many days!"
Ye Yifeng resisted the feeling of vomiting and walked into the classroom with the stinky tofu and placed it on the desk.
Originally, there were hundreds of fragrances competing for beauty in the class, but when Ye Yifeng's stinky tofu came out, all the fragrances faded away, and only Ye Yifeng's stinky tofu smell stood out.
"Damn it! Who has diarrhea?"
"Nimma, it's stinky tofu!"
"God, how could there be such a smelly stinky tofu!"
Many students were eating breakfast with relish, but they were smoked by the smell, and they, who were rich in associative ability, suddenly turned upside down, like a pregnant woman, with a very strong sense of vomiting.
Ye Yifeng was very satisfied when he saw that the students' reactions were stronger than his own: "Students, don't look at the smell of this tofu, but it tastes delicious!"
While talking, Ye Yifeng picked up a piece of poop-yellow stinky tofu with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He chewed it with relish, his face full of intoxication: "It's delicious, it's delicious."
"Ugh..." Finally, some students couldn't take it anymore, and threw the buns in their hands into the trash can, and even spit out the buns in their mouths.
It's so disgusting, who the hell can still eat breakfast!
"On purpose, this bastard definitely did it on purpose!" The students would be really stupid if they couldn't see Ye Yifeng's intentions.
Ye Yifeng wanted to disgust them, but they refused to let Ye Yifeng succeed!
Therefore, those students with strong willpower continued to endure the discomfort in their abdomen and continued to eat breakfast.
Another student said to Ye Yifeng: "Mr. Ye, your stinky tofu is so stinky, aren't you afraid that someone will add water from the toilet?"
"Uh-huh..." Some students who were almost unable to hold back were given a few extra critical hits by their pig teammates. Finally, they could no longer hold back and gave up their food and surrendered.
But they felt that as long as they could disgust Ye Yifeng, it would be worth it even if they died together.
Unexpectedly, Ye Yifeng was not afraid at all, and was very calm: "The landlord aunt brought it to me, and it was very clean. On the contrary, it is the food you bought outside, God knows how it was made."
Ye Yifeng turned his attention to Han Zhenni who was still holding half a fried chicken leg: "Let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about the fried chicken that Han Zhenni ate. Do you know that a normal chicken needs to grow from hatching to growing?" It’s been a long time. And the chickens used in those fried chicken shops are all instant mutant chickens. Of course, if it’s conscience to use live chickens, the most terrifying thing is that some unscrupulous fried chicken shops still use chickens from sick or dead chickens or don’t know How long have you kept the zombie chicken."
"Besides, the oil they use has not been used for many days, and there are even cockroaches and mice that fell into it at an unknown time, and they were fried together to add flavor to you."
"Ugh—" Han Zhenni immediately ran to the trash can, threw the chicken leg into it, and vomited endlessly.
Ye Yifeng felt that it wasn't enough, so he said to the boy who was eating spicy strips, "Lizzy strips are not a good thing either, let me show you how those spicy strips are produced."
There are many videos of producing spicy noodles on the Internet. Ye Yifeng turned on the large-screen projection, and then played the production process of spicy noodles.
Looking at the disgusting raw materials, the harsh production environment with flies flying everywhere, and the fact that an employee just picked up his nose with his hands and picked up the spicy strips without even wiping his hands, the boy who ate the spicy strips had a stomachache on the spot. , Spit all over the table is red and yellow things.
When he vomited, the whole class couldn't hold back any longer, and threw away the food in their hands. Those who had water quickly drank a few sips of water to suppress the shock, and those who had no water could only endure the discomfort in their stomachs and try to make their stomachs feel better. Get used to it slowly.
The students thought it was over, but when Ye Yifeng saw that they had lost all the food in their hands, he stood up and walked around the class with the bowl of stinky tofu: "Why don't you guys have breakfast? Would you like a bite of stinky tofu? It's really delicious."
"Ugh..."
"What's wrong with you! It's really delicious. Xiaodong, why don't you try it?"
"Ugh..."
Wherever Ye Yifeng went, the students all covered their faces and covered their noses, as if Ye Yifeng was holding a bowl of xiang, disgustingly disgusting.
Ye Yifeng sat back at his podium and ate stinky tofu slowly: "It's delicious, it's really delicious in the world!"
"Ye Yifeng, who told you to bring breakfast to class? Damn it, who has diarrhea?" Hearing that Ye Yifeng wanted to have breakfast with the students, Director Chen rushed over angrily, wanting to educate Ye Yifeng, but he just ran in He was choked by the smell of stinky tofu, and quickly covered his nose.
"Director Chen, why are you here?" Ye Yifeng put the stinky tofu in front of Director Chen, "Take a bite, it's really delicious."
Only then did Director Chen realize that it was Ye Yifeng who was eating stinky tofu, his face was livid with anger, and he slapped him casually: "I'll eat your head!"
It didn't matter that Director Chen slapped it, the stinky tofu in Ye Yifeng's hand spilled out, and the disgusting soup splashed all over Director Chen's face and body!
(End of this chapter)
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