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Chapter 274
Gao Cuilan said suspiciously, "Are you really so obedient?"

"My lady, what I said is true. I am absolutely obedient."

"Then if I let you eat shit, will you eat it?"

Marshal Tianpeng said in embarrassment: "Madam, what are you talking about? How can you make people eat shit?"

"That's right, it's true that no one makes people eat shit, but you're not human either!"

"I... am I a pig, but I can't eat shit, so am I stupid?"

"Hmph! Just now you said that you listened to whatever I said, but after just a while, you became disobedient. Humph, forget it, you go back to your Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain."

"Ah? What did you say?" Marshal Tianpeng said in surprise: "How do you know that I live in Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain?"

"Didn't you tell me yourself?"

"When did I tell you?"

"That night, that's right."

"I never seem to say where I live."

"Didn't you say that I guessed it myself?"

"Hmph—" Gao Cuilan felt wronged and wanted to cry.

"Madam, madam, don't cry. My heart is broken when you cry. I was wrong, okay? It's because I have a bad memory. I told you about Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain."

"You finally admitted it."

"I admit, lady, can we fly together tonight?"

Gao Cuilan looked at the chubby canopy marshal, and said, "You look so ugly, I'm really not in the mood to fly with you."

"My old pig is not good-looking, but I can also become good-looking, but it is too troublesome to change the good-looking one."

Gao Cuilan said very seriously: "Husband, actually I don't dislike your pig's head, but I'm afraid it won't work tonight."

"No? Why not?"

"My father found another brilliant mage to come to surrender you tonight."

Marshal Tianpeng put on an indifferent look, and said: "No matter who your father invites to surrender me, there is nothing you can do about it."

"Are you really that powerful?"

"That is, back then, my old pig was in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and was known as the Marshal of the Canopy. Who would not be in awe of the gods in the sky when they saw my old pig?"

"But, how did you turn into a pig's head? It's so ugly."

"It's not because my old pig ate the Queen Mother's flat peaches in the sky. As a result, the Queen Mother spoke ill of me in front of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was furious, so I turned into a pig's head."

"Is what you said true?"

"Of course it's true."

"What's the matter without Chang'e?"

"Chang'e?" Marshal Tianpeng looked around in surprise, and said, "What's the matter with Chang'e? My lady, it's a beautiful day tonight, so why don't we rest early, let's rest early!"

"You idiot, I told you that my father invited a clever mage to surrender you, why didn't you listen?"

"My lady, don't be surprised. I'm not afraid of those sorcerers at all. Before and after, my father-in-law invited a total of fifteen sorcerers. In the end, I couldn't help but be beaten to the ground and didn't even have the strength to stand up." ?”

"Don't keep saying useless things. Listen carefully. This time, my father invited the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"

"Ah? What? Monkey King? No, no, Bima Wen is quite capable. I have to leave quickly."

Marshal Tianpeng walked to the window and was about to leave. Gao Cuilan grabbed his ears and said, "Where are you going?"

"Hey, hey, take it easy, take it easy, lady, why do you have such great strength?"

Gao Cuilan grabbed Marshal Tianpeng's ears, dragged him to the middle of the room, and said, "Where are you going?"

"Hey, lady, be gentle, be gentle, if you pull my ears again, you'll tear them off."

"Humph, you just said you loved me, and now you want to run away?"

"Madam, you have so much strength!"

"When I'm angry, my strength must have increased."

"And my lady, your voice seems to have changed tonight, why don't I sound like you?"

"Do you dare to doubt me? You and I are locked up in this crappy place every day. No one cares about me when I'm sick, and no one cares about me when I'm infected with typhoid fever."

"Miss, are you sick? Let me see, let me see."

"No, it's not hot either."

"When you find out, I'm already dead. It was my mother who hired a doctor for me. Let's eat."

"Oh, it's your mother-in-law who asked someone to cure your illness. That's great."

"Husband, you can't leave me alone tonight."

Marshal Tianpeng was in a dilemma, and said: "This...I'm afraid it won't work, I can't take you away."

"why?"

"I'm afraid that Bi Mawen..."

"You're afraid that Bi Mawen will catch you, aren't you?"

"Miss, let me tell you the truth. When Bi Mawen was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I was afraid that I would not be able to defeat him. I'd better go back to avoid the limelight. I'll come back when he leaves."

"you come back!"

When Marshal Tianpeng wanted to leave, Gao Cuilan ruthlessly grabbed his ears and dragged him onto a chair, saying, "I won't let you go!"

Marshal Tianpeng stood up from his chair and said, "My lady, I really have to leave. That Bi Mawen is really amazing."

"If you want to go, you have to carry me away."

"Ah, I will carry you on my back, the lady means..."

"I want to go to Yunzhan Cave with you."

"No, no, this can't be done." Marshal Canopy waved his hands and refused.

"Why not? Did you raise other women in Yunzhan Cave?" Gao Cuilan said angrily on purpose.

"No, no, absolutely not."

"Since there is no one, why don't you dare to take me there?"

"I... Let me tell you the truth, my old pig is so poor that I don't have a decent house yet. Although the Yunzhan Cave is where I live, the inside of that place is similar to a pig's nest. I'm afraid of my wife. You are not used to living there."

"I'm not afraid of getting dirty, my husband. If it's because of this reason, you can rest assured. I can accept you as a pig's head, so why can't I accept your pig's nest?"

"My lady...you are so kind. I, Marshal Tianpeng, can marry a wife like you, and I will be content for the rest of my life."

"Hey, idiot, I haven't asked you yet? Why do other monsters live in such luxury, and you don't even have your own house?"

"Hey! Lady, you don't know! The other monsters burn, kill, loot and commit all sorts of crimes. When they get the money, they go to buy a big house, so the other monsters live well."

"Why can't you do it? Are you not as good as other monsters?"

"me……"

"You said it!" Gao Cuilan grabbed Marshal Tianpeng's ear again and said, "Say it quickly, why can't you do it?"

"I said, I said, Ouch, madam, you almost pulled off my ears."

Gao Cuilan let go of Marshal Canopy, and said, "Quickly say it! If you keep talking, I'll tear your ears off."

(End of this chapter)