Hogwarts 1991

Chapter 161 The person who dare not even mention his name

Vernon Dursley frowned, and barely reached out his round hand to shake Longman Albert.

"you are?"

—He couldn't believe that little freak Harry had such a normal friend!
"Longman, Longman Albert! You are Harry's uncle Vernon Dursley!" Then Langman shifted his gaze to Petunia, who stretched her neck out from behind Vernon, "I think the remaining lady in a light orange cocktail dress is Harry's aunt Petunia!..."

"This is my son McGuffin Albert, he and Harry are classmates at the same school..."

"Ahem..." McGuffin coughed hastily as he stood behind him, as if he was out of breath.

Seeing that Longman was about to change the topic to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the wizarding world, McGuffin hurriedly reminded him.

Vernon Dursley was extremely sensitive about these matters, so Langman couldn't let him talk any more.

—or Harry wouldn't want to leave.

Really, before coming here, McGuffin explained the script to the two of them.

Langman sounded the previous reminder from McGuffin, he laughed, and began to change the subject.

"Do you have any guests?"

Langman watched Vernon's family dressed up,...the entire room was cleaned and sparkled, a large pile of ingredients and vegetables were piled up in the corner of the kitchen,...cream, icing, pudding, and a large piece of roast meat were dripping in the oven.

Moreover, Vernon Dursley and his chubby silly son blocked the door tightly, and there were several newspapers under the door. Judging by their expressions of trying to be wary, even Longman, who was so thick, could clearly sense the signal that they were not welcome from this atmosphere.

—Speaking of rough lines, where did the other nerveless guy go?

McGuffin suddenly finds that some guy in a blue evening dress (Emily Albert) actually ran to the Vernon's hedge and squatted down and didn't know what he was doing.

—What about her?As long as Emily doesn't cause trouble in front of me, after taking Harry away, even if she takes out the bazooka and blows up the house, McGuffin doesn't care, of course...he doesn't dare to care.

However, the perfect image in Vernon Dursley's mind cannot be destroyed, at least it must be done before he is connected to Harry.

Seeing that Vernon Dursley's eyes were about to turn to the courtyard, McGuffin immediately said in a cute and cute tone: "Uncles and aunts, you are Harry's family! Where is Harry?... Make an appointment to come to my house during the summer vacation..."

Langman's body trembled twice when he heard this sound, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

He had never heard such words from McGuffin.

At this moment, Harry finally poked his head out of the gap in the doorway.

"Here I am! MacGuffin!"

Vernon's small eyes narrowed, and he carefully examined the child in front of him.

— didn't look like a freak like Harry.

So he took a step back, and finally let Harry squeeze sideways and stand in front of the McGuffin.

"Learn a little bit, look at how polite and well-behaved their children are!" He lowered his voice and snapped, "Learn a little bit harder."

After lowering his head and speaking to Harry, Vernon raised his head and began to look back and forth at Longman Albert.

--rule?Can these two words be applied to McGuffin Albert?
Harry thought that if Uncle Vernon knew what McGuffin Albert had done at Hogwarts, he might bring out the rifle that Hagrid had tied in a knot again.

At this moment, Petunia finally felt that the people in front of her didn't seem to be a threat, she staggered out from behind Vernon, and said sharply, "Vernon, it's getting late! The Masons will be arriving soon... I still have barbecue and pudding to make..."

McGuffin heard that this was a tactful dismissal of them.

That's exactly what he meant.

——Hurry up and get out of here, so as not to have long nights and dreams.

"Father, we won't bother Harry's uncle's house. It looks like they are very busy today...Harry, did you have a good summer vacation? Have you packed your suitcase?" McGuffin said respectfully.

Longman was so soured by McGuffin's father, he didn't react for a long time, and stared at him dumbfounded.

"It's upstairs."

Harry was also stunned for a long time.

After McGuffin gave him a sneaky wink, he realized that the guy in front of him was indeed a McGuffin.

"Uncle Vernon, can I go up and help Potter unload his luggage?" said McGuffin.

—Uncle Vernon!
"Can this McGuffin be any more disgusting?" Harry almost vomited when he heard it the first time,
"What a good boy!"

Vernon Dursley exchanged pleasantries with Mr. Longman.

"Penny, talk to Mr. Longman, I'll help Harry get the suitcase down!"

Harry couldn't believe that the man in front of him was his Uncle Vernon.

Vernon helped Harry - something that had never happened in his 12 years of life.

He accompanied Harry all the way to the room.

After picking up the luggage, he continued to teach Harry, "Look at him...Look at you... You are also from the same school, and you are still good friends. Even if you are pretending, you can learn a bit..."

Harry thought of the face under McGuffin's cute face, and couldn't help but secretly chuckled.

If Vernon really knew the true face of McGuffin, he might not be able to say these words.

The conversation was still going on, and Harry felt it was especially fun at this time, the words that he usually tried his best to endure to the extreme, now he could actually listen to them as a talk show.

——It was so much fun!
He can even um-mmm nod.

This made Vernon feel that it might not be a bad thing for Harry to get in touch with this...McGuffin, at least he could learn some manners and rules.

Vernon Dursley returned to the living room with Harry's school suitcase.Carefully moved to the door, trying not to touch the shiny floor and walls.

At this time, Harry saw an unbelievable scene. Dudley's blond curly-haired baboon actually looked at the McGuffins with a flattering expression, and Aunt Petunia was even taking a few puddings from the dining table for the McGuffins to taste.

how can that be?

Could it be that McGuffin cast the Imperius Curse on them in violation of the laws of the Ministry of Magic?
This is against the law.

Petunia laughed, turned her head, and twisted her face into a kind of 'pleasant look' that she had never shown to Harry before, and said to him, "Harry, how could you not tell us that your friend's sister is a famous genius? I even got a dinner invitation from the city government just now... With a friend like this, you should invite him to your house as soon as you are on vacation... Goose! Hahaha... Goose goose!"

Aunt Petunia let out a classic 'goose' cry in front of Harry.

Watching all this, Harry felt uncomfortable for a few times, his stomach felt sour, and his body felt cold. This weird scene, which had never been in his mind, made him feel chills and fear from the bottom of his heart.

—it wasn't as comfortable as the usual Uncle Vernon snarling, Aunt Petunia's sarcasm.

"Then don't bother you!"

It was getting late, and Mr. Langman said goodbye to the Vernon family.

After putting the luggage in the trunk, Harry finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Mr. Longman started the car, McGuffin's sister had already got into the back seat, and McGuffin also closed the front door, beckoning him to get in the car quickly.

Harry got into the car, he pushed a huge and weird plush toy next to him inside, and sat down in the empty seat.

When he looked up, he saw Uncle Vernon standing at the door and waving goodbye to them.

Forehead!
Acridine!
For a moment Harry suspected that his eyes were broken.

—What did he see?This is?
"I'm exhausted!" McGuffin untied his suit and tie as soon as he got into the car.

Seeing the scene where the expression on Harry's face gradually collapsed and his three views were shattered, McGuffin secretly laughed.

——Stupid!Porter!This is the world of adults!

But this time everything went smoothly and there was no major trouble. When McGuffin knew that he wanted to take Emily to pick up Harry, he actually refused in his heart, but he really had no reason...or the courage to refuse.

I had no choice but to make an agreement with the other party for three chapters, and arrange the script in advance to make everything clear.

And the evening dress that Emily just attended the city government dinner with her mentor should also be used in Vernon Dursley's home. (In order to match Emily's evening dress, he persuaded Langman to put on the dress with him)

Sure enough, as McGuffin expected, when the topic of his success would lead to their planned dinner date, Petunia Evans, who was naturally gossipy, would automatically ask why they were dressed like this and what kind of banquet they had just been to.

Naturally, McGuffin spoke the truth 'innocently'.

In the end, what happened smoothly was a scene that Harry couldn't believe.

In the final analysis, Vernon Dursley was just an ordinary middle and lower class in Western society. The yearning for power and money naturally existed unconsciously in them. As long as they showed that their social status was slightly higher than him, they would naturally show a secular attitude and even overcome their own disgust.

However, everything went smoothly, and it was great that nothing messed up, especially Emily Albert didn't make any troubles.

All of this was originally done to try to see if she could suppress Vernon Dursley and let him let Harry go by pretending to be cowardly, just in case something happened to Emily.

McGuffin breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he just thought so...

"--what!"

"No no no!"

There was a shrill scream from the seat behind.

This frightened them all, Harry jumped up immediately in fright, hit his head straight on the roof of the car, let out a cry of pain, covered his head and looked at the place where he screamed just now.

Longman Albert shook, made a sharp turn, and slammed on the brakes.

Fortunately, no one was on the road and there was no accident.

And at this time, McGuffin had already turned on the lights to see clearly what was screaming!

I'm so...

"Emily Albert! What the hell are you doing!"

McGuffin knew who the culprit was without thinking, he shouted.

——Nothing, you big-headed ghost!

Fortunately, the Vernon family didn't see it just now.

Emily this guy actually...

Actually kidnapped a house-elf.

—that is, the servant of the Malfoy family, Dobby.

Harry looked at the guy he thought was a huge plush toy just now, so it was alive?What the hell is this?
Strange looking, this eccentric guy has two big bat-like ears, big bulging green eyes the size of tennis balls, and a slender nose that twitches slightly.

"I asked Emily, why didn't this guy pay attention to the 'No. [-] wizard sample Harry', he didn't say a word, and kept quiet—it turned out that he had caught a better research material!"

After McGuffin saw the true face of the 'culprit' who almost caused a car accident, he immediately knew what was going on in front of him!
In the original plot, Dobby, the elf of the Malfoy family, specially reminded Harry to be careful today, and this Harry's fanatic fan made a mess of the Vernon family's dinner party to protect Harry and prevent him from going to school.

— Ang Hippie!

However, how did Emily capture and capture a house elf with impressive magical strength.

"Harry Potter!" Dobby slowly came to his senses at this moment, he stared at those big green eyes, covered his head, and shouted, "Dobby, I've been wanting to see you, sir...it's an honor..."

"By the way, Dobby saw a monster just now, it is very dangerous, don't be afraid... Dobby will protect you... sir..."

The little elf didn't match his words, and said tremblingly.

It's just that he didn't look back to see the monster he was talking about staring at him with a very unkind expression.

At this time, Langman finally parked the car slowly on the side of the road, very angrily wanting to turn around and scold him loudly.

Unexpectedly, he saw Dobby the house elf.

"This is?"

"What the hell is this?" he asked.

"This is mine, I was the first to find it, to capture it."

Emily Albert's tone was as relaxed as if she had caught an elf with a pixie ball.

"Dobby belongs to the master's family, not to anyone..." Dobby retorted, wanting to punish himself, but found that the soft car seat could not punish him at all.

"Bad Dobby, bad Dobby!" Then he jumped up crazily, smashing his head hard against the roof of the car.

--boom!

--boom! --boom!

The sound came out one by one.

It's just that the efficiency is really not high. The original crazy and weird scene looks a little gratifying now!

"No matter what! Let's go home first!" Langman said helplessly after getting used to the two sources of trouble at home, one big and one small, and quickly calmed down.

"All right!"

Emily took out an electric shock device, and Dobby the elf fell into a coma again amidst the crackling.

"Damn! I figured out how Dobby got caught!" Seeing this scene, McGuffin trembled in his heart. He didn't dare to say anything, and immediately turned around and pretended to be asleep.

Frightened, Harry moved himself closer to the window. (Emily is scanning Harry with a scrutinizing look, he feels like he has been naked, skinned, seen from the inside out)

——It turned out that what McGuffin said was true, his sister was the one who dared not even mention her name.

——An anti-social element with no emotions by nature, a reserve soldier of a cold-blooded murderer.

(End of this chapter)