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Chapter 173; I'm dying, I want to be promoted
Chapter 173; I'm dying, I want to be promoted
"Think about it, although it seems that the lack of ability is a bit big, but it may have unexpected effects in other aspects!" Lu Fangfang said comfortingly.
"What unexpected effect, will this ability add luck to me? For example, I can randomly draw a whole set of SSR cards from Captain America." Coulson raised his head and said with some hope.
"Uh, I think this is absolutely impossible." Lu Yifang looked at Coulson with some pity, he was sure that Coulson's naive fantasy would be ended by this newly born Fantasy Killer.
"But maybe it can increase your female popularity." Lu Fangfang remembered that Coulson had a girlfriend who played the cello.After the divorce, Melinda has always felt good about Coulson.Also, recently, the Inhuman race seems to be planning to send a representative to S.H.I.E.L.D. like the mutants. Skye is undoubtedly the candidate, and Fury is likely to throw Skye to colson.
Think about it this way, isn't this guy going to reach the pinnacle of his life after adding this buff?
While Lu Fang was thinking wildly, Coulson had once again leaned against the wall like a salted fish, and he needed a little time to digest the information.He almost died just now, but in the end he didn't die. Instead, he became a mutant with a supernatural power, but this supernatural power turned out to be another pitfall.
Under such ups and downs, at this moment, Coulson felt that he was about to see through the world of mortals!
"By the way, about your becoming a mutant, let's keep it a secret. Of course, after this matter is over, I will tell Fury in person." Lu Fang knelt down and said seriously.
"Is that so?" Coulson frowned upon hearing this.As Fury's most trusted agent, Coulson theoretically should have passed this information to Fury immediately.
But Coulson is not an unreasonable person. First, Lu Fang used this thing to save him. Secondly, Coulson still trusts Lu Fang's actions.What's more, now that Loki is about to lead people to invade the earth, even if he tells Fury this information, Fury has time to worry about this, and in the end it will only add useless troubles to Fury.
When Coulson nodded, Fury rushed in hastily. After the attack, he heard the news that Coulson was seriously injured facing Loki, and rushed over immediately.
"Sorry, sir, I let Loki escape." After seeing Fury, Coulson was about to stand up and report, but was immediately restrained by Fury.
"Don't talk, don't move around." Looking at Coulson's clothes that were completely stained red with blood, Fury immediately said anxiously, and at the same time turned around and started calling for the doctor.
"Sir, you misunderstood, actually I don't need..." Coulson wanted to refuse, but was stopped by Fury again.
"Don't give up treatment, stay awake, you can..." Fury's voice was full of grief and powerlessness. As the head of an agent, he had seen too many deaths of his subordinates, so this There was a lot of bleeding all over the floor, and he knew at a glance that it was absolutely hopeless.Fury couldn't even bear to look at the wound under Coulson's clothes, because he already knew how huge the wound could cause such a large amount of bleeding.
"Kolson, you must persevere. Don't you always want to be promoted and raise your salary? As long as you survive, I will let you be the director." Fury said with red eyes.
"Really?" Coulson's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he quickly lay down again.
"Really, I will upgrade you to three levels in a row, and hold a funeral at the level of Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Fury's words made the side of the road roll their eyes, cooperating with you and telling them to insist, in fact, they have already started planning for the funeral. .
"I don't want to be a bureau chief. I just want to know when my eighth-level agent rating will be released, and the salary increase I have applied for several times." Coulson said with a "weak" face.
"I've approved your eighth-level agent assessment. As for the salary issue...huh?" Fury just cared about it, but after a short delay, Fury can think of it.As the head of the secret service, he frowned, and seemed to find that things were not as simple as he imagined.
"Okay, let me confess, I'm fine." Coulson raised his hand and said knowingly when he saw Fury come back to his senses.
"What's going on? How did you do it?" Fury didn't care about this trivial matter, but lifted Coulson's clothes, and saw Coulson's freshly grown skin on the wound, with a shocked expression on his face Said.
"I don't know what's going on. In fact, after being shot by Loki before, I thought I was going to die, until one party gave me a strange liquid." Coulson looked at Colson.
"That's right, I was the one who saved Coulson. What he drank was the latest gadget made by our mutants. You know, our mutants have all kinds of strange abilities. As long as some abilities are used reasonably, they will achieve unexpected results." Effect." Lu Yifang explained calmly.
"Then this is really a pretty good gadget." Fury glanced at Lu Yifang in surprise, then stood up, and spoke seriously.
"Anyway, you've helped a lot this time." Although Fury has seen too many of his subordinates die, if Coulson died here, he would still feel guilty.
"It's okay, Coulson is also my friend." Lu Yifang waved his hand and said.
"Fry, I heard that Coulson had an accident. What happened?" At this moment, Tony's voice came from the stereo above their heads. At this time, he and Captain America finally finished repairing the turbine. set up.
Besides Lu Yifang, among the strange people here, the one who has the best relationship with Coulson is undoubtedly Iron Man Tony.
"Colson... woo~!" Fury was about to speak, but Lu Yifang covered his mouth.
"What happened to Coulson?" Tony asked anxiously.
"He has... already died a heroic sacrifice!" Taking a deep breath and conceiving some emotions, Lu Fangfang shouted in his most distressed voice.
Fury: "→_→"
Colson: "(⊙_⊙;)"
"What? What's going on here? The camera on your side is broken. I can't see the specific situation." Tony's voice became more anxious.
"It was Loki's hands!" Lu Fangfang continued sadly.
"We'll be here right away." The captain's gloomy voice also came at this time.
"Fang, what are you doing?" Fury asked immediately when the sound stopped.
"Nothing? Just helping." Lu Yifang spread his hands. "You should also be able to see that this team is like a piece of loose sand right now, so we need to give them some pressure and motivation, such as hatred~!"
"You're right." Hearing this, Fury froze for a moment, then subconsciously nodded.
"So you know what we should do next." Lu Fangfang looked at Fury with a smile.
"Don't worry, acting is what agents are best at." Fury also laughed.
"This...isn't that good." Looking at the two foxes, the old and the young, who had already bought themselves while talking and laughing, Coulson could only protest softly, announcing his existence to the two feel.
"Really? I think you did a good job just now." Fury turned around and gave Coulson a blank look, which made Coulson subconsciously shudder.
Hmph, cheated my feelings, you still want to run at this time?No matter what, I have to let me cheat other people first, otherwise you just wait and see.
"It's okay, Coulson, don't you want to sign Captain America's out-of-print card? There should be no better opportunity than this." Lu Fangfang said comfortingly at this time.
And under the coercion and lure of Fu Rui and Lu Fang singing... a black face and a red face, Coulson immediately regained his spirits.
"If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed. The ancients in the East will not deceive me. Do I really want to change my luck? The out-of-print Captain America SSR card set is coming soon!"
(End of this chapter)
"Think about it, although it seems that the lack of ability is a bit big, but it may have unexpected effects in other aspects!" Lu Fangfang said comfortingly.
"What unexpected effect, will this ability add luck to me? For example, I can randomly draw a whole set of SSR cards from Captain America." Coulson raised his head and said with some hope.
"Uh, I think this is absolutely impossible." Lu Yifang looked at Coulson with some pity, he was sure that Coulson's naive fantasy would be ended by this newly born Fantasy Killer.
"But maybe it can increase your female popularity." Lu Fangfang remembered that Coulson had a girlfriend who played the cello.After the divorce, Melinda has always felt good about Coulson.Also, recently, the Inhuman race seems to be planning to send a representative to S.H.I.E.L.D. like the mutants. Skye is undoubtedly the candidate, and Fury is likely to throw Skye to colson.
Think about it this way, isn't this guy going to reach the pinnacle of his life after adding this buff?
While Lu Fang was thinking wildly, Coulson had once again leaned against the wall like a salted fish, and he needed a little time to digest the information.He almost died just now, but in the end he didn't die. Instead, he became a mutant with a supernatural power, but this supernatural power turned out to be another pitfall.
Under such ups and downs, at this moment, Coulson felt that he was about to see through the world of mortals!
"By the way, about your becoming a mutant, let's keep it a secret. Of course, after this matter is over, I will tell Fury in person." Lu Fang knelt down and said seriously.
"Is that so?" Coulson frowned upon hearing this.As Fury's most trusted agent, Coulson theoretically should have passed this information to Fury immediately.
But Coulson is not an unreasonable person. First, Lu Fang used this thing to save him. Secondly, Coulson still trusts Lu Fang's actions.What's more, now that Loki is about to lead people to invade the earth, even if he tells Fury this information, Fury has time to worry about this, and in the end it will only add useless troubles to Fury.
When Coulson nodded, Fury rushed in hastily. After the attack, he heard the news that Coulson was seriously injured facing Loki, and rushed over immediately.
"Sorry, sir, I let Loki escape." After seeing Fury, Coulson was about to stand up and report, but was immediately restrained by Fury.
"Don't talk, don't move around." Looking at Coulson's clothes that were completely stained red with blood, Fury immediately said anxiously, and at the same time turned around and started calling for the doctor.
"Sir, you misunderstood, actually I don't need..." Coulson wanted to refuse, but was stopped by Fury again.
"Don't give up treatment, stay awake, you can..." Fury's voice was full of grief and powerlessness. As the head of an agent, he had seen too many deaths of his subordinates, so this There was a lot of bleeding all over the floor, and he knew at a glance that it was absolutely hopeless.Fury couldn't even bear to look at the wound under Coulson's clothes, because he already knew how huge the wound could cause such a large amount of bleeding.
"Kolson, you must persevere. Don't you always want to be promoted and raise your salary? As long as you survive, I will let you be the director." Fury said with red eyes.
"Really?" Coulson's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he quickly lay down again.
"Really, I will upgrade you to three levels in a row, and hold a funeral at the level of Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Fury's words made the side of the road roll their eyes, cooperating with you and telling them to insist, in fact, they have already started planning for the funeral. .
"I don't want to be a bureau chief. I just want to know when my eighth-level agent rating will be released, and the salary increase I have applied for several times." Coulson said with a "weak" face.
"I've approved your eighth-level agent assessment. As for the salary issue...huh?" Fury just cared about it, but after a short delay, Fury can think of it.As the head of the secret service, he frowned, and seemed to find that things were not as simple as he imagined.
"Okay, let me confess, I'm fine." Coulson raised his hand and said knowingly when he saw Fury come back to his senses.
"What's going on? How did you do it?" Fury didn't care about this trivial matter, but lifted Coulson's clothes, and saw Coulson's freshly grown skin on the wound, with a shocked expression on his face Said.
"I don't know what's going on. In fact, after being shot by Loki before, I thought I was going to die, until one party gave me a strange liquid." Coulson looked at Colson.
"That's right, I was the one who saved Coulson. What he drank was the latest gadget made by our mutants. You know, our mutants have all kinds of strange abilities. As long as some abilities are used reasonably, they will achieve unexpected results." Effect." Lu Yifang explained calmly.
"Then this is really a pretty good gadget." Fury glanced at Lu Yifang in surprise, then stood up, and spoke seriously.
"Anyway, you've helped a lot this time." Although Fury has seen too many of his subordinates die, if Coulson died here, he would still feel guilty.
"It's okay, Coulson is also my friend." Lu Yifang waved his hand and said.
"Fry, I heard that Coulson had an accident. What happened?" At this moment, Tony's voice came from the stereo above their heads. At this time, he and Captain America finally finished repairing the turbine. set up.
Besides Lu Yifang, among the strange people here, the one who has the best relationship with Coulson is undoubtedly Iron Man Tony.
"Colson... woo~!" Fury was about to speak, but Lu Yifang covered his mouth.
"What happened to Coulson?" Tony asked anxiously.
"He has... already died a heroic sacrifice!" Taking a deep breath and conceiving some emotions, Lu Fangfang shouted in his most distressed voice.
Fury: "→_→"
Colson: "(⊙_⊙;)"
"What? What's going on here? The camera on your side is broken. I can't see the specific situation." Tony's voice became more anxious.
"It was Loki's hands!" Lu Fangfang continued sadly.
"We'll be here right away." The captain's gloomy voice also came at this time.
"Fang, what are you doing?" Fury asked immediately when the sound stopped.
"Nothing? Just helping." Lu Yifang spread his hands. "You should also be able to see that this team is like a piece of loose sand right now, so we need to give them some pressure and motivation, such as hatred~!"
"You're right." Hearing this, Fury froze for a moment, then subconsciously nodded.
"So you know what we should do next." Lu Fangfang looked at Fury with a smile.
"Don't worry, acting is what agents are best at." Fury also laughed.
"This...isn't that good." Looking at the two foxes, the old and the young, who had already bought themselves while talking and laughing, Coulson could only protest softly, announcing his existence to the two feel.
"Really? I think you did a good job just now." Fury turned around and gave Coulson a blank look, which made Coulson subconsciously shudder.
Hmph, cheated my feelings, you still want to run at this time?No matter what, I have to let me cheat other people first, otherwise you just wait and see.
"It's okay, Coulson, don't you want to sign Captain America's out-of-print card? There should be no better opportunity than this." Lu Fangfang said comfortingly at this time.
And under the coercion and lure of Fu Rui and Lu Fang singing... a black face and a red face, Coulson immediately regained his spirits.
"If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed. The ancients in the East will not deceive me. Do I really want to change my luck? The out-of-print Captain America SSR card set is coming soon!"
(End of this chapter)
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