Rise in the glory of the king system
Chapter 801 He Sheng
Chapter 801 He Sheng
The students of King's College have to face a painful fact, that is - military training!
When it comes to military training, it is really a pain that everyone can't bear to look back on in their school days!The same goes for Starlight Class.
Of course, that day always comes.Facts have proved that most of the teachers are talents.
A burly and tall figure walked in, "I am your instructor, you must obey my orders unconditionally! By the way, my name is Lian Po."
Everyone was listless and indifferent. "Go down and run laps for me! Stop as soon as I say!" "Oh——" No one wants to run in the summer.
"Cheer up your spirits!" I have to admit that Lian Po is more courageous than any teacher.No one dared to be disobedient.
"Ah, it's too bad, I can't run anymore!" Li Bai wailed.Liu Bang followed suit and sat slumped on the ground with an expression of "instructor, you pay for my life".
"Hey, have you watched the QQ news lately? The picture posted by Xiahou Dun, surfing is so cool!" Baili Shouyue didn't know whether he was envious or complaining about the unfairness of fate.
Xiao Qiao is not here, otherwise I can borrow a fan from her. "Let's go to Wang Zhaojun's ice cream shop later, and the tart will give us a [-]% discount!" Everyone agreed unanimously
this suggestion.
Finally, today's training ended, Li Bai and Han Xin finished their ice cream, and wanted to eat something, so Han called a few classmates to eat together.
"I know there's a good noodle shop nearby, let's go together!" After walking for a while, everyone saw the signboard of "Miyamoto Noodles" and walked in.
"Boss! Here are some bowls of noodles!" Han Xin shouted. "Okay, young man!" I saw Miyamoto chopping the noodles while serving the dishes.Still saying: "I am invincible, and I can cut it again!"
In addition to the Xingyao class, there are also many "legendary" characters in the Great Wall class next door, such as Hua Mulan, Kai, Baili Xuance, Su Lie, and King Lanling.
Kai, for example, doesn't look fat, but eats more than anyone else.He once said: "A person can be destroyed, but he must never go without food."
There is also Baili keeping the promise, the well-known "good wife and good brother" of the King's Academy, and his brother's accusation is also a disease, which can be cured!He contracted the lunch box for everyone in the Great Wall class by himself.Turning the pan and spoon is 6 times better than turning the pen.
I remember one time, when Baili Shouyue and Lan Lingzhan had a quarrel, Shouyue grabbed Lan Lingzhan's neck, and Lan Lingzhan was pinched so hard that he couldn't breathe. Just as he was about to fight back, Sister Hua came. Shout "Stop, let him go!"
Shou Yue was taken aback and quickly let go. King Lanling just wanted to catch his breath and thought, "Hua Hua is better for me" but the next second, Hua Mulan grabbed his neck, and Hua Mulan said to Shou Yue, "Your strength is too weak. Here, I'm coming!" Begging Lanling Wang Psychological Shadow Area #(funny) Why bother to have a few more pieces of meat in the box lunch.
During lunch, Kai once again showed off that he was invincible all over the world when he participated in the Big Eater Competition. To celebrate the victory, he ate another [-] drawers of steamed buns.And always yelling "Eat, let me forget that I am alone" when I keep the promise and announce the meal
There are wonderful flowers every year, especially the Great Wall.
In Xingyao class, let’s talk about Han Xin, how would you describe him?The second last in the class, needless to say, the last one is Liu Chan.
During the exam, Han Xin and Liu Bangchuan, who was the third from the bottom, answered the multiple-choice questions. He changed two questions casually for fear of being discovered.When handing out the test paper, only the two questions that were corrected were correct.
In fact, Han Xin liked Li Bai for a long time, but he was too embarrassed to confess.So it took one night to write a love letter, and stuffed it into Li Bai's pocket the next day.
Han Xin was excited all morning, but when he was eating at noon, he walked into the cafeteria and found that the 20 yuan in his pocket was gone. He also gave the 20 yuan to Li Bai.In fact, he really didn't mean it.
The most common sentence Han Xin said is "Before you reach victory, you can't turn back." Although it is a very domineering sentence, but it is always said "Have you got a stiff neck, son?"
Then let's talk about Li Bai, the popular male god of King's Academy.During the exam, others only write their own name, but Li Bai will add a lot of adjectives in front of his own name.
Famous fan girl Wanqian Yushu faces the romantic, suave, uninhibited, handsome, compelling, handsome and unrestrained... Li Bai. "Teacher, the paper is too small to write my name!" Narcissist ~
Li Bai often fantasizes that if he is the Chinese teacher in the class, he will definitely have more fans than Zhuge Liang.
He must be a suave and uninhibited language teacher.Opening your mouth is a poem, and writing on the blackboard is like a wave.The textbook is from the beginning to the end, and there is no history.
If Li Bai were a Chinese teacher, he would definitely say to his classmates in class: "What are you doing reading, look at me!" If he disagrees, he will be fined to copy 500 ancient poems.Of course, it must be his poems.
My favorite saying is "If hard work is useful, what do you need a genius for?" How many students' voices!
It is said that Li Bai had long hair before, and even dyed it gay purple.Because she was so good-looking, she was called a girl by the aunt.
Zhuang Zhou is the school's psychology teacher, and he has always only heard his voice but not seen his person.
Somewhere he got a big fish pillow, bigger than himself.
Today, when I was talking with my classmates, I got a cup of tea for my classmates, but I accidentally fell asleep.Falling asleep while standing is really a godlike operation.
Whenever he fell asleep and was woken up by someone, he would always say: "Huh? What's the matter, tell me, I didn't sleep," ghost letter.
He usually only does two things, one is to sleep, and the other is to wake up and sing in the office: "La la la la la!" and then ""
Teacher Zixiu, if you continue like this, you will be fired!
Bian Que is the school doctor, but every day he is troubled by the singing of teacher Zixiu next door.
Always say to classmates: "It's time to take medicine!" Get sick!I always say to Zifang: "Student Zifang, I repeat again, I don't have any medicine for stupidity, and I won't have any in the future!"
Bian Que piled up the infirmary like a chemical laboratory, and carried three colors of red, yellow and blue medicines with him, what?You ask who can drink?You can drink it, but you can only drink it once in your life, and hang up after drinking it.
Forget it, I won't drink Bian Que's water even if I die of thirst, I'm a little hungry, let's find Baili Shouyue for dinner.
"Are you here for lunch? That's great!" Keeping the promise seemed very excited, after all, he was the legendary Great Wall super chef who "give me a table of ingredients and give you a piece of silence".
Well, that's right, King's Academy is on holiday today.
Vacation should be a happy thing, but goose...
In the dormitory of the Western Han Group...
"Ovary, I'm hungry." Liu Bang said heartlessly. "Oh." Zhang Liang was still looking at his "Little Yellow Book?"
Han Xin also complained, "I'm not here to keep the promise, and I didn't bring my mobile phone." Last time Han Xin left his mobile phone in the cafeteria, and he didn't have time to go back to get it.
"Then let's do this!" Liu Bang seemed to have thought of something. "Let's close our eyes and point to someone. Whoever is pointed at more will go buy food!"
So... the moment he opened his eyes, Liu Bang voted unanimously.
"This... this doesn't count!" Liu Bang simply felt that there was no reason for it. "Give me a perfect reason, and I'll go!" "Okay, you have teleportation, how tiring it is for me and Zifang to go there!" Han Xin countered perfectly.
Liu Bang had to go.
He complained silently in his heart, thinking that he was really in a certain glory!
Liu Bang did the math, the restaurant closest to the school had to be walked for two hours, and it was still midsummer, so it was still a question of whether he could go back alive!
When he walked to the restaurant, he really admired his perseverance!
But the fact... "Hey, Xiang Yu, you're here too!" Liu Bang suddenly discovered that Xiang Yu and Yu Ji were also eating here.
"Well, what's the matter, I can't come?" Xiang Yu was not friendly. "I was forced to come here by my roommate, what a pity!" Liu Bangyou recalled this tragic fact.
"Why, want to stage a Hongmen Banquet?" Xiang Yu sneered. "Wait, you were forced to come here?" "Yeah." Xiang Yu showed a smirk.
"Boss, I'll pay for everything you have here!" Xiang Yu is not short of money.
Another restaurant is at least half a day away, and he can only watch Xiang Yu and Yu Ji go back leisurely in the car.
King's Academy recently recruited a new dean named Zhong Kui.Because the principal Mozi was worried that some students would skip classes, he asked Zhong Kui to catch those students who skipped classes.
Zhong Kui has a big hook, which is really torture for the students who skip class. (So who told you to skip class?)
Zhong Kui not only looks scary, but also super stern.
But what can someone like Li Bai do who loves freedom?
I remember one time, when Li Bai skipped class again, Zhong Kui was angry, "If you don't study like you, you are garbage! Garbage should stay in the trash can!" But Li Bai said, "Okay, dean, I admit that I am garbage. Just go to the trash can!" Then the two shifts ran away.
There is a kind of loss called death together......
Another time, the Western Han group skipped classes collectively. (There seem to be a lot of people skipping classes recently...) After being caught, they came to the teaching office. "Hey, I heard that Zhong Kui's hobby is digging graves!" Liu Bang whispered to Zhang Liang and Han Xin...
"You can decide for yourself, how do you want me to punish you?" Zhong Kui said while drinking coffee. "Uh... Well, Director, I will dig all my ancestral graves for you, so don't punish me
"What?!"
King's Academy seems to change teachers frequently recently. Recently, a new history teacher—Nu Wa has arrived.
Nuwa looks cold and temperamental, a big beauty just like her.
On this day, everyone in the boys' dormitory had gone to class, only Li Bai and Han Xin were still under the covers playing with their phones.
"Hey, Bai, do you want to go to class? The first class is Nuwa's class! Last time, Old Arthur and the others were punished badly for not going to class." Han Xin thought that he should go to class, but he didn't It means to get up.
"Oh, it's okay, they are so cowardly, it's no wonder that they are not punished! We have a lot of displacement skills like us, even if the teacher is already blocking the door, we can escape!" "666666666!" That's it, They didn't go to class.
In the class at this time, Nuwa was drinking coffee while holding the roster in one hand.
"Teacher! This time it's Li Bai and Tiaotiao who didn't come to class again!" Xiao Qiao was not surprised. They often skipped classes, but she still told the teacher.
"Okay, I understand. I have my own rules for dealing with disobedient children." Nuwa was very nonchalant.
Immediately, golden light filled the entire classroom. "Visual teacher is about to open up! Hurry up and hide!"
I saw Nu Wa waved her hand, and the skill immediately flew towards the boys' dormitory building.
At this time, the unrestrained Li Bai was still on BB. "Let me tell you, a person who has shifted to 6 like me, even if he has another breakfast, it will be enough time..." "I'll go!"
Me: "Interview, what is everyone's wish for the new year?"
Angela: "Don't play the reverse again!"
Xuan Ce: "I can eat meat every day!"
Big Joe: "Stop passing teammates to the opposite spring"
Kai: "Don't let the world be so peaceful, or I'll be bored to death every day!"
Lan Lingzhu: "I hope I can have a little more sense of existence..."
Promise keeping: "Wish I had a new cookbook!"
Me: "Oh? Your wish is rather strange, why?"
Keeping the promise: "If there is no recipe you want to make, the lunch box becomes a useless toy"
Me: "Your recipes seem to have filled the dormitory..."
Zhou Yu: "I hope Xiao Qiao can grow taller. I always have to bend down when kissing."
Xiao Qiao: "It would be nice for Dudu to be shorter."
Luna Diaochan: "Stop robbing me of Lan!" (in unison) Diaochan: "Don't rob Papa Lan from me!" Luna: "Papa Lan is mine!"
Me: "Don't fight! Come on someone! Stop me!"
Green Cloth Dragon: "Xiao Chan can love me more!
Me: "If you want to fight, go home and fight!"
Zhuge Liang: "I hope there will be more people passing the test next time..."
Liu Bei: "It will be great if my son can pass the exam next time..."
Me: "Stop discussing studies, okay?!"
Zhong Kui: "Is it interesting for you to skip class?"
Students: "Very interesting!"
Zhong Kui: "Oh, these little bastards. If one day no one skips class anymore, then..."
All the students: "That's impossible!"
Nüwa: "It would be great if my big move could go farther."
Liu Bang: "Next time, don't ask me to go out and bring food..."
Mozi: "I would be very happy if these students behaved better."
Me: "Then what is the wish of all the students!"
All the students: "Physical education class!"
After school, Liu Chan went to the Academic Affairs Office to find Liu Bei.Liu Bei was still flipping through the photos of Sun Shangxiang in the album. He looked happy, but he was smiling wryly.
"Dad, your strict wife control is a bit serious!" Liu Chan sighed, "I must not marry such a violent wife in the future!" "If I don't listen to your mother, I may not live until now!" Although he said so, But I still like Sun Shangxiang very much.
"Dad, I know why you have to choose a good day for getting married!" "Why?" "Because you won't have a good life after getting married!"
Sun Shangxiang: "Liu Xuande! Go home and kneel the durian for me!"
"Mr. Zhuge, why do you always take physical education class? Isn't it good to let students exercise?"
Zhuge Liang: "If you have this time, why don't you do more questions!"
"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Zhuge Liang: "No, I don't need a conscience. Zilong is enough for me."
"I seem to know something terrible...
On Slackers and Top Scholars
There are two kinds of students in Xingyao class, one is a top student like Angela who has good grades, and is surrounded by big brother Arthur, envy~
There is another kind of scumbag like Han Xin, who doesn’t listen in class, and doesn’t know how to test questions. Poor~ (you only have Li Bai)
So, how did the scumbag come from?
There are two kinds of people, academic masters and strikeouts.Xueba has always been spoiled by teachers.And all the exams are correct, and I never doze off in class, especially listening to the teacher.
Then a scumbag is a student who wants to be a top student but can't do what he wants.People who want to stop studying but are unable to do so are commonly known as scumbags.
In the Shining Star class, there are more of the latter.The following is a doggerel written by the scumbags:
Studying is hard, studying is tiring, you can't sleep before the exam, you just sit on the back of the exam, back to back your sister!
Liu Bang would often ask Zhang Liang to copy homework, but every time Zhang Liang would say: "I actually wrote it randomly!" Liu Bang always smiled: "It doesn't matter, just copy some!"
An exam, Han Xin was going crazy, the multiple choice questions were too difficult!After finally calculating the number 136.322, I looked at the options: A.0 B.1 C.10
He silently chose C, because it is the closest to 136.322...
There is a saying in the world, no matter how many times you lie to Han Xin, he will believe it, that is—the teacher is here
When the test results are released, it is the time when all the scumbags are most afraid.Han Xin is no exception.
When the paper was handed out, Han Xin covered his eyes with his hands, flipped through the paper bit by bit, and finally saw the bright red "0"
To him, this number was like the mouth of a demon, smiling strangely at him.
"Next, let's evaluate the test papers." Zhuge Liang's indifferent voice sounded, and he adjusted his glasses habitually, without saving Han Xin's face.
"Angela, it's very good. This time it's a perfect score again. It's worthy of being a top student." She said with a smile that was charming to everyone.Then he glared at Han Xin, "I don't bother to talk about some people."
Zhuge Liang talked endlessly on the podium, but Han Xin didn't care to listen.When the familiar words sounded again: "This question is for giving points again."
Han Xin rolled his eyes silently in his heart: "All questions are given points..."
"This question, except for Han Xin, should be done correctly. I am worried about the IQ of some people... I can't do the sub-questions correctly."
Han Xin stood up suddenly: "Teacher, shouldn't we give up money? Others give me points, but I don't want them. This is a sign of good quality!"
In the Great Wall class, everyone is doing things every day.
For example, eat.
Kai is well known as a foodie, so he and Shou promise to be together.
In the dormitory, "keep the promise, I'm hungry." Kai said this sentence more than ten times a day.Others eat three meals, he will eat ten meals.Who can afford this.
On this day, Shou promised to eat as usual, "Come and eat, or the meat will be gone!" "Brother, I'm here!"
So Kai didn't eat meat that day.
Kay is angry, and if he is angry, it's okay!So he easily overturned the table.Keeping the promise was even more angry, and Kai ruined a table of dishes that he had worked so hard to cook.
So the promise was also angry, and just about to overturn the table, only to find that the table had already been overturned.
On this day, everyone (except Xuan Ce) did not eat meat.
The new Chinese teacher Gongsunli is really pitiful, really speechless,
During the Chinese class, Gongsunli said: "We should all love plants, so let's each say a slogan to protect the grass."
Daji: "Loving the grass is everyone's responsibility."
Gongsunli: "Very good, who can be more innovative?"
Li Bai: "If you step on me today, next year I will grow on your grave!"
Gongsunli: "..." (I have a saying MMP, I must say it...)
Gongsunli: "Can anyone explain the difference between being civilized and being rude?"
Zhang Liang: "The rude ones are 'I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, you can buy road money'"
Gongsunli: "What about the civilized ones?"
Zhang Liang: "The toll booth is 200 meters ahead, please slow down."
Gongsunli: "Zhang Liang, you are a good student! How can you do this?"
Zhang Liang: "What's wrong with me..."
Liu Bang & Han Xin: "Old Tie, there's nothing wrong with it!"
Miss Gongsunli's Chinese class, most people still listen to the class well, but some people...
Gongsunli: "Today we talk about Yugong moving mountains, Yugong's spirit is worth learning..."
After the lecture, Liu Bang began to complain about the pattern: "Teacher, I have a different opinion!"
Gongsunli: "Oh? Then tell me!"
Liu Bang: "I think Yu Gong's spirit is worth learning, but this kind of behavior...I don't agree!"
Gongsunli: "Then tell everyone your reason!"
Liu Bang: "Don't you think about it with your not-so-intelligent brains? Yugong moved the mountain because it was inconvenient to travel. Then he not only did not finish moving the mountain, but also never went out of the mountain again. , and harmed eighteen generations of his grandparents.”
Li Bai: "What about his No.19 generation?"
Liu Bang: "In the No.19 generation, Jingwei has started to fill the sea again!"
Gongsunli: "MMP, you two go out!" Then there was another big move, Liu Bang and Li Bai died.
一
By a clear river, a naked, handsome and childish young man picked up his freshly washed clothes, walked towards the woods, came to a fire, and spread his clothes on the stones beside the fire.
Qin Huan: Master, I have finished washing.
Xu Fu held a wooden stick in his hand, and a rabbit that was waiting to be cooked was inserted into the end of the wooden stick: Well, this rabbit is about to be roasted, hey~ put on my clothes first, so as not to catch a cold.He casually took out a coat from the medicine box and threw it to Qin Huan.
Xu Fu glanced at Qin Huan: boy, you look more delicate after washing, eh?Why is there a strand of white hair on the right side of your hair?
Qin Huan put on a large coat, looked cute, thought for a while and answered Xu Fu: I used to have black hair, but later I grew a strand of white hair for some reason. This happened not long ago, I I don't know when it will last.
Xu Fu: Come on, let's try this rabbit meat.
Xu Fu handed over the stick in his hand, and Qin Huan took it. Already hungry, he looked at the rabbit in his hand, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Qin Huan: Master, then I'm not welcome.
Xu Fu: Eat it while it's hot, this whole rabbit is yours.
Qin Huan: Master, don't you eat it?
Xu Fu took out the wine and a small packet of peanuts from the medicine chest: No, I'm not very hungry, just drink some wine.
Qin Huan pulled a rabbit's leg and handed it to Xu Fu: Master, you should try it too, and then drink it.
Xu Fu took the rabbit's leg and said with a smile: Hehehe, you kid...
Qin Huan: Then I'll start!After that, he ate with relish.
Xu Fu looked at the innocent and childish apprentice in front of him and couldn't help laughing: Hahaha, boy, eat slowly, no one will fight with you.
Qin Huan said while eating: Master, where are we going next?
Xu Fu: Penglai.
Qin Huan: Is that the safe place that Master said?
Xu Fu: No, I have never been to Penglai, but it is said that there are many herbs there, which is very suitable for you to learn. We will go all the way to Penglai, and I will teach you some medical skills on the way. When we arrive in Penglai, we will recognize the herbs.
Qin Huan: Where is the safe place that Master said?
Xu Fu: Jixia College.A quiet and peaceful place.
Qin Huan: Wow~ It must be beautiful there~
Xu Fu shook his head: Beautiful?Forget it, those are relatively simple buildings, and the person who manages them is still an old man, who doesn’t know the School of Decoration, yes, let me tell you, the old man’s big white beard is so long, and he even weaves twists.Xu Fu gestured to Qin Huan while talking.
Qin Xu imagined it in his mind, and couldn't help laughing out loud: Then... what would that look like, hahaha.
Xu Fu: But don't underestimate that old man. The disciples of Jixia College say that everyone knows that the old master is the strongest in the mainland, but it's about the same. There are not many well-known people now. Zhong Wuyan, Bai Qi, Lian Po, Sun Bin, Mozi, and King Qin Yingzheng are here. I heard that Yingzheng can release 5 sword qi within 55 seconds. I don't know if it is that exaggerated.
Qin Huan: Master, even three-year-old children in our place always say that the strongest person in the world is Confucius.
Xu Fu: Hmph... yes, how strong is Master?Probably just like the frozen snow mountain, the towering Tongtian Tower and the Nine Heavens, the peak cannot be seen.By the way, Tuer, how old are you this year, and when is your birthday?
Qin Huan: I... I'm ten years old, and I don't know when my birthday is...
Xu Fu sighed pitifully: Why don't you just count today as your birthday, and this rabbit as your birthday present.
Qin Huan choked up while eating the roasted rabbit, and said, "Thank you... thank you, master...
Xu Fu: Oh!Poor kid, you...have no friends either.
Qin Huan shook his head.
Xu Fu: It doesn't matter, there is still a long way to go, and you will make many friends in the future.
The two master and apprentice chatted and laughed, and slowly fell asleep, and a pile of warm flames gradually extinguished in the dark night.That night, Qin Huan slept soundly, smiling, full of happiness.
The next morning, the sun has illuminated the earth.Qin Huan put on the dried clothes, tidied up and set out on the road.Xu Fu explained medical knowledge to Qin Huan while walking along the way. Qin Huan listened very carefully. When he encountered patients who needed treatment on the road, Xu Fu also went to help them treat them one by one. .Qin Huan also learned a lot. Some patients with similar illnesses, Qin Huan was able to cure them by himself.Xu Fu looked at his smart apprentice and smiled with satisfaction every time.
In this way, it took more than a year for the master and apprentice to arrive at the destination—Penglai.
Zhuang Zhou: Yueren, where are you going to find your master?Any clues?
Bian Que sighed: Alas!There is nothing, I have been searching aimlessly, do you have any plans in the future?
Zhuang Zhou: Me?I don't plan to go back anymore, I don't want to fight this meaningless battle anymore.
Bian Que: Don't you have a home?Have no friends yet?Won't they worry about you if you don't go back?
Zhuang Zhou: It's gone... It's gone... If it's a friend or a partner, that's all I have.Zhuang Zhou looked at Kun, and Kun also groaned.
Bian Que felt sympathetic: I...have no friends either...how about...let's make friends...
Zhuang Zhou was a little flattered, and his face turned red: Huh?Friends... friends?
Bian Que nodded heavily and said: Yes!yes!Eh?Why is your face so red?Is it because I didn't cure you?
Zhuang Zhou: Huh?No...nothing...it's okay, uh...that...Yueren, let's go on the road to find your master.
Bian Que: Huh?Well, um...but it's not a solution to search aimlessly all the time...that... Xiao Zhuang, if you don't go back, where are you going to go?
Zhuang Zhou: Well, I... will probably find a peaceful and quiet place... Haha... Of course... How can there be such a place in this world...
Bian Que thought about it: Well... there is indeed a place, quiet and peaceful, free from war.
Zhuang Zhou: Huh?where is that?
Bian Que: Jixia College, Master once told me about it, how about... let's go there and have a look, how about it?Maybe my master is there too!
Zhuang Zhou: Such a great place!Of course!
Bian Que: Let's go now!
Zhuang Zhou: Wait a minute, Yue Ren, you saved my life, I want to give you something.
As Zhuang Zhou raised his hands, a burst of blue light appeared between his hands, gradually turning into a blue butterfly. Zhuang Zhou snapped his fingers, and the butterfly materialized and landed on Zhuang Zhou's right hand. It looks like a butterfly ornament.
Zhuang Zhou handed the butterfly to Bian Que: Hey~ This is for you, maybe it will help you in the future, hehe.
Bian Que: So beautiful, thank you!I'll take it then.
Zhuang Zhou: Alright, let's set off quickly. Come on, get on my Kun, it will be much faster than your walking.
Bian Que jumped up, and the two sat on the Kun and smiled at each other, but Kun seemed very dissatisfied and made a "snurling" sound.Then the two started talking and laughing.
To the south of Linzi, near Jimen, is Jixia College. From the outside, it looks like an ordinary college with a scholarly family. The gate is open, and two college disciples are sweeping the floor at the door.
Bian Que and Zhuang Zhou came to the gate of the college together.
Bian Que: Wow!This is Jixia College, it is indeed very peaceful.
Zhuang Zhou: Uh...the building is too simple...
Bian Que: All right, let's go in and find the master.
College student: Stop, who are you, and what are you doing here?
Zhuang Zhou: I heard that your college is the only peaceful place in the mainland. I want to live here, but I don't know if the master is willing to take us in.
Academy student: That's it, wait a minute, I'll report to Master.
After a while, the disciple came back: You two come with me.
Bian Que Zhuang followed the disciple on Tuesday and walked towards the academy.The college is huge, surrounded by rows of houses and a large courtyard in the center. Bian and Zhuang followed the disciple through rows of houses and came to the central courtyard. I saw a person standing at the entrance of the central lobby, with a white beard that grew to the ground, holding a golden lamp stick, smiling and looking at the two of them.
Bian Que: According to Master, this...is the old master.
Zhao Yun tore off the blue belt fluttering in the wind on his back, hastily stopped the bleeding from the wound, and held the gun again with his left hand.
Han Xin rode his horse and walked towards him slowly, Cheng Yaojin consciously returned to the Han camp with his double axes in his arms.
"I heard that General Zhao is good at marksmanship, so I came here to ask General Zhao for advice." Still in a frivolous tone, Han Xin swung his spear lazily.
Zhao Yun clenched his gun tightly: "Please enlighten me, General Han."
After all, Zhao Yun's left hand holding the gun was no more concise than his right hand, and Han Xin even took advantage of his lack of strength in his right hand, and knocked him off his horse with two or three blows, and stabbed Zhao Yun's throat with a sweep of the spear.
"It will be repaid a hundredfold!" Han Xin's voice was no longer slack at this moment, and he was about to repay the wound Zhao Yun had inflicted on Cheng Yaojin just now.
"Ding——" Qinglong Yanyue Knife separated Han Xin's spear, and Guan Yu sat on the red rabbit horse: "Han Xin, you are taking advantage of others!"
Han Xin's long spear was separated. Seeing that it was Guan Yu, he hurriedly rode his horse away from them. "General Guan, on the battlefield, there is no distinction between taking advantage of others' dangers and taking advantage of others' dangers."
"General Zhao, you go back to the camp first to treat the wound." Guan Yu left such a sentence and fought with Han Xin.
Zhao Yun was astonished that he didn't tell Guan Yu to be careful with Han Xin, who was as fast as Zhao Yun.
Sure enough, Han Xin gradually gained the upper hand, taking advantage of the moment Guan Yu cut the air to pass by him, he stabbed Guan Yu in the back with a single shot.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Yun grabbed the long spear on the ground and blocked Han Xin's spear.
The two spears fought once again.
Han Xin seemed to exert great strength on purpose, and his speed slowed down a lot, but Zhao Yun couldn't take advantage of the opportunity to sneak attack, and the blood that was finally stopped from the wound on his right hand began to ooze out again after several strokes.
The two fought, one was sitting on the horse, the other was standing on the ground, not to mention one of them was injured.Even an unrivaled hero cannot win this battle.
Guan Yu rode a red rabbit horse and slashed across from the side, blocking Han Xin's sweep, pulled Zhao Yun on the horse and galloped away.
Zhao Yun was sitting behind Guan Yu, with his right hand trying to grasp the saddle to keep his balance, while his left hand was holding a love gun, and the wound was bleeding profusely.
There was a sound of breaking through the air behind him, and Zhao Yun turned his head to look. Han Xin took a bow and arrow from nowhere, and shot at it.
The arrow hit Zhao Yun's left shoulder, and the pain from it made him almost unable to hold the gun.
Zhao Yun snorted and swallowed back the blood rushing out of his throat.After Guan Yu brought him back to the army, he couldn't help but fell off the horse, and vomited blood all over Zhang Fei who came to help him.
Han Xin put away his bow and arrows, and watched Guan Yu return to camp with Zhao Yun, who was almost unsteady with his gun.There was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth: "Zhao Yun, look forward to the next battle."
Zhao Yun had arrow wounds on his left shoulder and right hand, so he had no way to fight again in a short time, but he refused to listen and insisted on going into battle with his injuries.Liu Bei had no choice but to invite Diao Chan, a dancer with the army.
Zhao Yun was stiff in his tent, and Diao Chan changed his dressing with bandages and herbs.If anyone came to see it, they would definitely see Zhao Yun's twitching face.
Zhao Yun adjusted his expression after working on his heart for a long time, and asked the person who lowered his head to change his dressing: "Why do you join the army?"
Diao Chan didn't look up, but still concentrated on changing his medicine: "Madam brought me here." Madam pointed to Sun Shangxiang.
Diaochan, the peerless dancer, likes General Zhao, and almost everyone knows it among the nobles in Shu.But Zhao Yun didn't say anything, turning a blind eye to Diao Chan who kept coming to his door.
Diao Chan understood that although Zhao Yun didn't reject him outright, every time his expression was very obvious.
This time when she heard that Zhao Yun was injured, she sat in her tent for a while, then hurriedly went to find Sun Shangxiang, hoping to give her a legitimate reason to take care of Zhao Yun.
Sun Shangxiang was also very helpless, because there was no reason at all.So put it aside for now.
What Zhao Yun never expected was that he pushed the opportunity to Diao Chan himself.
Probably because the refusal was always too obvious, and Diao Chan's repeated mistakes hidden in his eyes softened Zhao Yun's heart at this time.
"Well, I heard that your chicken soup is very good, can you make me a bowl later?" Zhao Yun asked Diao Chan to change his shoulder injury while lying down. In order to facilitate the dressing of the wound, he was topless.
Diao Chan's bandaged hand trembled unconsciously, almost crying with joy: "Okay, I'll go right away."
After Diao Chan left, Zhao Yun lay on the bed for a while, then got up and walked out of the tent, asking the soldiers guarding outside: "Did the Lord take anyone away?"
The soldier might not be able to use his brain very well, and it took him a long time to reply: "My lord has already led the army to the battlefield."
Zhao Yun stood for a while when he heard the answer, before he got his money.
Forget it, since the lord is gone, he shouldn't lose.
There are not many talents available in the Han area, and there are not many generals available. Zhao Yun doesn't understand how they persisted.
After standing in the tent for a while, Zhao Yun slowly moved to the desk placed in the tent and sat down, flipping through the military books on it.
"General Zhao." Diao Chan came in with a cup of chicken soup, and carefully put the soup in Zhao Yun's hand, "General, drink the soup before reading."
Zhao Yun responded casually, without putting down the book.
An imperceptible sadness flashed in Diao Chan's eyes, she didn't speak but looked at Zhao Yun's serious profile.
Zhao Yun's nose was straight, his lips were tightly pursed, and his brows were wrinkled. His serious look was enough to make many young girls fall in love with him.
Zhao Yun is very serious in his work, and he is very easy-going. He looks like a son when he swings a folding fan, a refined scholar when he holds a pen, and a majestic general when he picks up a gun.
That's how good he is, Diao Chan thought.
But Diao Chan doesn't know that Zhao Yun's easy-going is only for people around him he is familiar with.
In the eyes of others, at least in the eyes of Han Xin, Zhao Yun is a cool person.
When Zhao Yun put the book down, Diao Chan hurriedly put the chicken soup in front of him.So as soon as Zhao Yun put down the book, he saw a bowl of chicken soup.
He just remembered that he sent Diao Chan to make soup, so he had to drink the half-cold chicken soup.
"How is it?" Diao Chan asked eagerly.
It's embarrassing at this time.A year of military life has made Zhao Yun, a former nobleman, forget what delicacies should taste like, and he has become a general who is happy when he has food.
"Well, it's delicious." Zhao Yun replied hesitantly, and hurriedly picked up the book again: "I'll read the book, you can go to work."
Diao Chan just wanted to say that she could stay, but thought that if she was too shameless, Zhao Yun would hate her even more, so she had to go out with the leftover chicken soup.
I don't know how long I read the book, Zhao Yun only felt that the wound hurt, the neck hurt, the eyes hurt everywhere, so he decided to go for a walk.
But Zhao Yun came here day and night from the imperial capital, didn't know the way at all, and declined the soldiers who wanted to follow him just now, so he walked to the place where the cooking squad was.
"Do you know that just now Diao Chan stewed the last native chicken in the kitchen, now there is no more chicken soup, the lord will be beaten by his wife."
"I can't help it. Who would let her be a dancer who is used to eating delicacies? Of course, there is nothing good to eat in the army. If the wife and the lord hadn't come together, we might not even see the feathers of these native chickens."
"Diao Chan is a popular person around Madam. She may still be the general's wife in the future. We'd better not say bad things about her."
"General? Could it be General Zhao?"
"Of course it's General Zhao. Don't you know that Diao Chan went to General Zhao's tent today?"
"It doesn't matter whether she is the general's wife or the celebrity around the lady, it is not enough to stew the chicken soup and drink it by herself!"
"I told her to stew it."
Zhao Yun stood up from the eavesdropping position, his face as cold as frost.
"General Zhao Zhao!"
The snarky cooks recognized Zhao Yun and hurriedly knelt on the ground to admit their mistake.
Zhao Yun snorted coldly: "What? Can't our army drink some chicken soup even when it's injured?"
"Of course you can." A cook who looked like a leader replied.
"I don't know, General, that the soldiers on the front line are fighting for your families, and you are not only chatting here, but you are not even making food?" Zhao Yun took a few steps closer to them, looked at the trembling people, and became more and more worried. The more he thought about it, the more he grabbed the leader by the collar protruding from the armor, and said angrily, "Tell me, what are they doing?"
The leader was quite frightened, and intermittently said: "Let's fight for the country"
"Wrong! It's for your family! Your wives! Your parents and children!" Zhao Yun no longer cared about the injury in his right hand, so he lifted the man up with all his strength, but he didn't want his right hand to suddenly hurt so badly that he let go .
The wound, which had only been healed, opened again for some reason.And it hurts more than when you get hit by an arrow.
Zhao Yun's face turned pale from the pain, and he was on the verge of falling.Even if he had been on the battlefield for a year, he still couldn't bear this kind of pain, as if someone was scraping the flesh with a knife.
"Call the military doctor!!!"
Zhao Yun almost yelled this sentence, and then lost consciousness.
"General Zhao" Diao Chan cried and sat beside Zhao Yun, wiping off the dried blood on Zhao Yun's body with a wet towel.
Zhao Yun's face was pale, and he was leaning on the cushion propped up by the pillow, and had to comfort her not to cry, exhausted physically and mentally.So as soon as Sun Shangxiang came in, she asked Diao Chan to stop her tears.
Although she is already married, Sun Shangxiang still wears double ponytails, with a condescending tone in her voice.It is indeed high above.
Diao Chan wrung out the towel, choked up sobs to hold back her tears.
"Is it Han Xin?" Sun Shangxiang cut to the chase.
Zhao Yun looked at her in surprise, and Sun Shangxiang coughed in embarrassment: "I seemed to see him when I went to the kitchen this morning."
Obviously to steal something to eat.Zhao Yun complained silently in his heart.
"It's not him." As soon as the words came out, Zhao Yun was stunned. Why did he say it wasn't him?Zhao Yun lowered his head a little bit dumbfounded, looking at his re-bandaged wound.
Forget it, just take it as thanking him for cleaning his wound.
"It's not him." Zhao Yun repeated firmly.
Sun Shangxiang glanced at Zhao Yun with a complex expression, and left with Diao Chan who was carrying a copper basin to change the water.
As soon as they left, Guan Yu came.
Guan Yu still wore the same attire, and worriedly asked Zhao Yun if he was okay.Zhao Yun was taken aback, and replied: "I am in good health, what's the matter? Do you have any new arrangements, my lord?"
Hearing the new arrangement, Guan Yu couldn't help mocking: "People in Han are so shameless that they launched a sneak attack in the middle of the night. My lord suffered heavy losses and couldn't hold on."
Zhao Yun understood everything.
He thought that Han Xin really came to clean his wound on a special trip, but the result was to cover up his night attack.
No wonder he said that he could sneak in easily, but he just silenced all the soldiers on guard at night.
No wonder he dared to cut out his flesh without anesthesia, just because no one would come.
no wonder no wonder
"Han Xin." Zhao Yun read these two words, as if he saw the killing of his father and enemy: "I will definitely smash your body into thousands of pieces!"
The posthouses where the envoys of the Tang Dynasty lived were connected together, so the posthouse where Zhao Yun lived was opposite Han Xin. Seems like nothing wrong with that?
Han Xin doesn't look like a person who lives at leisure, so there's nothing wrong with hanging in front of the door when he has nothing to do, right?
But why every time Zhao Yun showed his face, Han Xin could smile at him?
Seeing Han Xin's self-consciously handsome pose again, Zhao Yun finally couldn't bear it and closed the window.
Han Xin leaned against the door in a coquettish posture and looked coquettishly at the closed window of the room where Zhao Yun was on the second floor opposite.
""
Han Xin put away his posture and stomped the ashes on his boots, and went into the post house to change his clothes.
The Empress is going to entertain envoys from various countries tonight.
Zhao Yun changed into white casual clothes, and rode to the place where the Empress hosted the envoys.
Leading the horse to the boy, Zhao Yun straightened his clothes, and when he was about to enter the house, Han Xin came.
"General Zhao! General Zhao!" Zhao Yun turned his head in confusion when he heard the voice, and saw Han Xin.
Han Xin is wearing a black robe, a bit domineering, but now he smiles like a pornographic rascal.
Zhao Yun turned back blankly and continued walking.
"Huh? General Zhao???" Han Xin chased after him with a dazed look on his face. He thought that according to Zhao Yun's character, Zhao Yun would greet him.
Han Xin felt his heart was hurt.
He thought he had cleaned up Zhao Yun's wound, and Zhao Yun would thank him somewhat.At least don't thank him, but also say hello to him, right?
Han Xin was a little confused by Zhao Yun's indifference.
At the banquet, Wu Zetian was sitting behind a high curtain, her face could not be seen clearly, only a majestic female voice could be heard: "Thank you very much for coming... Please feel free to enjoy the food on the table."
Her voice wasn't like this before...
Zhao Yun picked up the wine glass in front of him silently, thinking of the girl with a bright smile a few years ago, her voice was just like Xiao Qiao's now, full of sunshine.
But now it is different.
Zhao Yun looked up at where Wu Zetian was, but did not speak.
Wu Zetian naturally noticed Zhao Yun's gaze, she grabbed the fabric on her knees in a daze, and looked at Zhao Yun's unclear face through the curtain.
She heard that Diao Chan, the number one dancer in the world in Shu, and one of the four beauties, liked Zhao Yun. She also heard that Sun Shangxiang, the wife of Shu, wanted to match them up.She hated, hated herself as the queen of a country, but she couldn't even control her own marriage.
She was obviously mad with jealousy, but she couldn't reveal anything.Because she is a king.
Lowering his eyes, Wu Zetian lifted the wine glass in front of him and drank it gracefully.Let go of the resentment and jealousy in your heart.
Zhao Yun broke free from her hand calmly and did not speak, which was the greatest courtesy.
Wu Zetian still maintained the posture of grabbing Zhao Yun's hand just now, and murmured: "Why... Am I not better than Diao Chan... But, I really like Brother Zhao?"
Zhao Yun didn't speak.
Wu Zetian suddenly became emotional. She opened her arms and hugged Zhao Yun's waist, pleading: "Brother Zhao, how about getting married with Ruyi? Ruyi is sincere..."
Zhao Yun was startled, and pushed her away instantly, watching her stagger back a few steps, without any emotion: "Empress, please respect yourself."
Wu Zetian was stunned.
Yes, she is the empress, representing the entire Tang Dynasty, why should she humble herself to the general of a small country?However, she couldn't think of any other way to make Zhao Yun and her be together in a legitimate way other than getting married.
Zhao Yun glanced at the pensive Wu Zetian. He had the same face and voice, but he was no longer the same as before.
"Yun said goodbye."
Back at the inn, Zhao Yun saw Han Xin standing downstairs in the inn where he lived.
It is no longer possible to turn a blind eye, he can only go forward.
"Zhao Yun." Han Xin's voice was a little hoarse, probably because he drank too much wine and blown the cold wind, and he caught a cold.
"General Han." Zhao Yun stood facing him.
Han Xin was a little speechless. He called Zhao Yun by his name, but Zhao Yun called him by an honorific name.
But he has no way to pursue it, because he doesn't even know why Zhao Yun is so indifferent to him.
"I cleaned your wound that night..." Han Xin muttered, but Zhao Yun interrupted him: "You can remember the good things that General Han did that night, and I dare not forget it in this life and forever."
Han Xin was a little anxious: "Didn't it just take off your clothes..." Is it taking advantage?
Zhao Yun sneered: "Is General Han pretending to be stupid with Yun? That night the Han land attacked our army at night, causing our army to lose a large number of soldiers. General Han doesn't remember?"
"What, what?" Han Xin was a little surprised.
"General Han, stop pretending to be stupid with Yun. Zhao Yun fears that he will not be able to report the names of the three thousand soldiers in this life. I only hope that General Han can stay away from Yun, lest Yun's dragon spear does not have long eyes and hurt you." Zhao Yun finished speaking. , crossed Han Xin's side and was about to leave.
Han Xin was anxious, turned around and took Zhao Yun's hand.
Zhao Yun didn't realize that he would do this, he staggered, and he slashed out with his free hand.
Han Xin ate the palm firmly, let go of Zhao Yun's hand covering his chest and took two quick steps back, spit out a mouthful of blood.
Zhao Yun didn't expect that with such great strength, he could seriously injure Han Xin, so he rushed forward to support Han Xin with worry in his eyes.
"It's nothing... just got hurt a few days ago..."
The Empress's birthday is two days away, and Liu Bei sent Diao Chan from Shu to perform dances for the Empress.For Diao Chan, who is famous all over the world, this seems normal.
But this time, Zhao Yun is the messenger.
To put it bluntly, it is a disguised form of pulling the red line.
"Miss Diaochan, Chang'an is here." Zhou Yu and his wife came with Diaochan, and they were so affectionate.
Zhao Yun was waiting for them at the gate of the city, and Di Renjie, who was clearly a magistrate but had welcomed envoys from several countries, stood beside him and chatted with him.
Diao Chan got off the carriage, picked up her skirt and ran towards Zhao Yun.
"Brother Zilong!"
Zhao Yun was caught off guard by Diao Chan because he was chatting with Di Renjie.Since Diao Chan came running over, Zhao Yun's inertia made Zhao Yun take several steps back when he hugged Diao Chan.
"Little Chan misses you so much." Diao Chan murmured.
Han Xin, who had just recovered from a serious illness, stood far away on a street corner invisible to everyone, and the shadow cast down to cover his face.
He lowered his head and chuckled, "The number one dancer in the world?"
Diao Chan failed to live with Zhao Yun, and Di Renjie refused to let him go, saying that Zhao Yun's side was full of people. In order to convince Diao Chan that it was true, he asked Han Xin, Liu Bang and Sun Bin to move there.In this way, the post station opposite Zhao Yun was vacant.
Diao Chan was unhappy, but Han Xin was happy.
Zhao Yun naturally understood what was going on, but it was just Wu Zetian playing childish temper.
He thinks it's a child's temper, but it's actually jealous
After seeing off the sullen Diao Chan, Zhao Yun turned around and saw Han Xin who was looking at him with a smile on his chest.
Zhao Yun glanced at his chest, thinking about his wound, opened his mouth and finally went back to the room without saying anything.
Han Xin watched him go back to the room and closed the door, touched his chest, it didn't hurt, it was just not healed yet.
The Queen's birthday banquet was held in the Tai Chi Palace in the imperial city, which was incomparable to the place where the envoys were hosted last time.After all, places are different, one outside the imperial city and one inside the imperial city.
The palace was full of voices, envoys from various countries and officials from the Tang Dynasty were chatting with each other. Zhao Yun went to sit down and take a rest at the place where the envoys from Shu were sitting, without attracting anyone's attention.
Opposite is Han, naturally Liu Bang Han Xin.
The seating arrangement is very strict.Countries with discord are placed opposite each other, and countries with good relations are placed together.The land of Shu and the land of Han just fought a war not long ago, so naturally they have to separate.
Arranging the station like that is just Wu Zetian's willfulness.
Not long after, Wu Zetian came.
She was wearing a red and gold gown.The thick robe swept across the ground of Taiji Palace, passing Zhao Yun's eyes with his head held high.
She's still that queen.
Wu Zetian said a few words, probably to thank all countries for sending envoys to Datang to congratulate her on her birthday, and asked the envoys if they were used to living in the Tang Dynasty.
He closed his eyes, thought nothing of it, and went back to sleep.
One sleep is one day.
When he woke up again, the room was already lit with dim candles.
"... Diao Chan?" The woman who was dozing off at the table was awakened and looked back at Zhao Yun.
"Brother Zilong, you finally woke up. How is it? Does your head hurt? The imperial doctor said that you might have a headache when you wake up from too much alcohol..."
It turned out that he just drank too much.
"It doesn't hurt." Zhao Yun was neither cold nor indifferent.
"Brother Zilong, drink some porridge, you haven't eaten all day..." Diao Chan turned around and brought a bowl of white porridge that seemed to have been cold for a long time from the table.
"I'm not hungry." Zhao Yun glanced at the porridge, but he had no appetite.
"Brother Zilong dislikes the cold? I'll heat it up for you right away! Wait for me!" Diao Chan was about to leave with the porridge.
"No need, I'm really not hungry." Zhao Yun grabbed Diao Chan's hand and motioned her to sit down again.
"Diao Chan, how old are you this year?"
Suddenly being asked a nonsensical question, Diao Chan was a little stunned, and it took a while before she answered: "Mmm...my concubine is nineteen this year..."
"I heard that Lu Bu is interested in you." Zhao Yun asked another random question.
"The concubine is only interested in brother Zilong!" Diao Chan replied.
"Is that so... Then Diao Chan, are you willing to marry me?"
(End of this chapter)
The students of King's College have to face a painful fact, that is - military training!
When it comes to military training, it is really a pain that everyone can't bear to look back on in their school days!The same goes for Starlight Class.
Of course, that day always comes.Facts have proved that most of the teachers are talents.
A burly and tall figure walked in, "I am your instructor, you must obey my orders unconditionally! By the way, my name is Lian Po."
Everyone was listless and indifferent. "Go down and run laps for me! Stop as soon as I say!" "Oh——" No one wants to run in the summer.
"Cheer up your spirits!" I have to admit that Lian Po is more courageous than any teacher.No one dared to be disobedient.
"Ah, it's too bad, I can't run anymore!" Li Bai wailed.Liu Bang followed suit and sat slumped on the ground with an expression of "instructor, you pay for my life".
"Hey, have you watched the QQ news lately? The picture posted by Xiahou Dun, surfing is so cool!" Baili Shouyue didn't know whether he was envious or complaining about the unfairness of fate.
Xiao Qiao is not here, otherwise I can borrow a fan from her. "Let's go to Wang Zhaojun's ice cream shop later, and the tart will give us a [-]% discount!" Everyone agreed unanimously
this suggestion.
Finally, today's training ended, Li Bai and Han Xin finished their ice cream, and wanted to eat something, so Han called a few classmates to eat together.
"I know there's a good noodle shop nearby, let's go together!" After walking for a while, everyone saw the signboard of "Miyamoto Noodles" and walked in.
"Boss! Here are some bowls of noodles!" Han Xin shouted. "Okay, young man!" I saw Miyamoto chopping the noodles while serving the dishes.Still saying: "I am invincible, and I can cut it again!"
In addition to the Xingyao class, there are also many "legendary" characters in the Great Wall class next door, such as Hua Mulan, Kai, Baili Xuance, Su Lie, and King Lanling.
Kai, for example, doesn't look fat, but eats more than anyone else.He once said: "A person can be destroyed, but he must never go without food."
There is also Baili keeping the promise, the well-known "good wife and good brother" of the King's Academy, and his brother's accusation is also a disease, which can be cured!He contracted the lunch box for everyone in the Great Wall class by himself.Turning the pan and spoon is 6 times better than turning the pen.
I remember one time, when Baili Shouyue and Lan Lingzhan had a quarrel, Shouyue grabbed Lan Lingzhan's neck, and Lan Lingzhan was pinched so hard that he couldn't breathe. Just as he was about to fight back, Sister Hua came. Shout "Stop, let him go!"
Shou Yue was taken aback and quickly let go. King Lanling just wanted to catch his breath and thought, "Hua Hua is better for me" but the next second, Hua Mulan grabbed his neck, and Hua Mulan said to Shou Yue, "Your strength is too weak. Here, I'm coming!" Begging Lanling Wang Psychological Shadow Area #(funny) Why bother to have a few more pieces of meat in the box lunch.
During lunch, Kai once again showed off that he was invincible all over the world when he participated in the Big Eater Competition. To celebrate the victory, he ate another [-] drawers of steamed buns.And always yelling "Eat, let me forget that I am alone" when I keep the promise and announce the meal
There are wonderful flowers every year, especially the Great Wall.
In Xingyao class, let’s talk about Han Xin, how would you describe him?The second last in the class, needless to say, the last one is Liu Chan.
During the exam, Han Xin and Liu Bangchuan, who was the third from the bottom, answered the multiple-choice questions. He changed two questions casually for fear of being discovered.When handing out the test paper, only the two questions that were corrected were correct.
In fact, Han Xin liked Li Bai for a long time, but he was too embarrassed to confess.So it took one night to write a love letter, and stuffed it into Li Bai's pocket the next day.
Han Xin was excited all morning, but when he was eating at noon, he walked into the cafeteria and found that the 20 yuan in his pocket was gone. He also gave the 20 yuan to Li Bai.In fact, he really didn't mean it.
The most common sentence Han Xin said is "Before you reach victory, you can't turn back." Although it is a very domineering sentence, but it is always said "Have you got a stiff neck, son?"
Then let's talk about Li Bai, the popular male god of King's Academy.During the exam, others only write their own name, but Li Bai will add a lot of adjectives in front of his own name.
Famous fan girl Wanqian Yushu faces the romantic, suave, uninhibited, handsome, compelling, handsome and unrestrained... Li Bai. "Teacher, the paper is too small to write my name!" Narcissist ~
Li Bai often fantasizes that if he is the Chinese teacher in the class, he will definitely have more fans than Zhuge Liang.
He must be a suave and uninhibited language teacher.Opening your mouth is a poem, and writing on the blackboard is like a wave.The textbook is from the beginning to the end, and there is no history.
If Li Bai were a Chinese teacher, he would definitely say to his classmates in class: "What are you doing reading, look at me!" If he disagrees, he will be fined to copy 500 ancient poems.Of course, it must be his poems.
My favorite saying is "If hard work is useful, what do you need a genius for?" How many students' voices!
It is said that Li Bai had long hair before, and even dyed it gay purple.Because she was so good-looking, she was called a girl by the aunt.
Zhuang Zhou is the school's psychology teacher, and he has always only heard his voice but not seen his person.
Somewhere he got a big fish pillow, bigger than himself.
Today, when I was talking with my classmates, I got a cup of tea for my classmates, but I accidentally fell asleep.Falling asleep while standing is really a godlike operation.
Whenever he fell asleep and was woken up by someone, he would always say: "Huh? What's the matter, tell me, I didn't sleep," ghost letter.
He usually only does two things, one is to sleep, and the other is to wake up and sing in the office: "La la la la la!" and then ""
Teacher Zixiu, if you continue like this, you will be fired!
Bian Que is the school doctor, but every day he is troubled by the singing of teacher Zixiu next door.
Always say to classmates: "It's time to take medicine!" Get sick!I always say to Zifang: "Student Zifang, I repeat again, I don't have any medicine for stupidity, and I won't have any in the future!"
Bian Que piled up the infirmary like a chemical laboratory, and carried three colors of red, yellow and blue medicines with him, what?You ask who can drink?You can drink it, but you can only drink it once in your life, and hang up after drinking it.
Forget it, I won't drink Bian Que's water even if I die of thirst, I'm a little hungry, let's find Baili Shouyue for dinner.
"Are you here for lunch? That's great!" Keeping the promise seemed very excited, after all, he was the legendary Great Wall super chef who "give me a table of ingredients and give you a piece of silence".
Well, that's right, King's Academy is on holiday today.
Vacation should be a happy thing, but goose...
In the dormitory of the Western Han Group...
"Ovary, I'm hungry." Liu Bang said heartlessly. "Oh." Zhang Liang was still looking at his "Little Yellow Book?"
Han Xin also complained, "I'm not here to keep the promise, and I didn't bring my mobile phone." Last time Han Xin left his mobile phone in the cafeteria, and he didn't have time to go back to get it.
"Then let's do this!" Liu Bang seemed to have thought of something. "Let's close our eyes and point to someone. Whoever is pointed at more will go buy food!"
So... the moment he opened his eyes, Liu Bang voted unanimously.
"This... this doesn't count!" Liu Bang simply felt that there was no reason for it. "Give me a perfect reason, and I'll go!" "Okay, you have teleportation, how tiring it is for me and Zifang to go there!" Han Xin countered perfectly.
Liu Bang had to go.
He complained silently in his heart, thinking that he was really in a certain glory!
Liu Bang did the math, the restaurant closest to the school had to be walked for two hours, and it was still midsummer, so it was still a question of whether he could go back alive!
When he walked to the restaurant, he really admired his perseverance!
But the fact... "Hey, Xiang Yu, you're here too!" Liu Bang suddenly discovered that Xiang Yu and Yu Ji were also eating here.
"Well, what's the matter, I can't come?" Xiang Yu was not friendly. "I was forced to come here by my roommate, what a pity!" Liu Bangyou recalled this tragic fact.
"Why, want to stage a Hongmen Banquet?" Xiang Yu sneered. "Wait, you were forced to come here?" "Yeah." Xiang Yu showed a smirk.
"Boss, I'll pay for everything you have here!" Xiang Yu is not short of money.
Another restaurant is at least half a day away, and he can only watch Xiang Yu and Yu Ji go back leisurely in the car.
King's Academy recently recruited a new dean named Zhong Kui.Because the principal Mozi was worried that some students would skip classes, he asked Zhong Kui to catch those students who skipped classes.
Zhong Kui has a big hook, which is really torture for the students who skip class. (So who told you to skip class?)
Zhong Kui not only looks scary, but also super stern.
But what can someone like Li Bai do who loves freedom?
I remember one time, when Li Bai skipped class again, Zhong Kui was angry, "If you don't study like you, you are garbage! Garbage should stay in the trash can!" But Li Bai said, "Okay, dean, I admit that I am garbage. Just go to the trash can!" Then the two shifts ran away.
There is a kind of loss called death together......
Another time, the Western Han group skipped classes collectively. (There seem to be a lot of people skipping classes recently...) After being caught, they came to the teaching office. "Hey, I heard that Zhong Kui's hobby is digging graves!" Liu Bang whispered to Zhang Liang and Han Xin...
"You can decide for yourself, how do you want me to punish you?" Zhong Kui said while drinking coffee. "Uh... Well, Director, I will dig all my ancestral graves for you, so don't punish me
"What?!"
King's Academy seems to change teachers frequently recently. Recently, a new history teacher—Nu Wa has arrived.
Nuwa looks cold and temperamental, a big beauty just like her.
On this day, everyone in the boys' dormitory had gone to class, only Li Bai and Han Xin were still under the covers playing with their phones.
"Hey, Bai, do you want to go to class? The first class is Nuwa's class! Last time, Old Arthur and the others were punished badly for not going to class." Han Xin thought that he should go to class, but he didn't It means to get up.
"Oh, it's okay, they are so cowardly, it's no wonder that they are not punished! We have a lot of displacement skills like us, even if the teacher is already blocking the door, we can escape!" "666666666!" That's it, They didn't go to class.
In the class at this time, Nuwa was drinking coffee while holding the roster in one hand.
"Teacher! This time it's Li Bai and Tiaotiao who didn't come to class again!" Xiao Qiao was not surprised. They often skipped classes, but she still told the teacher.
"Okay, I understand. I have my own rules for dealing with disobedient children." Nuwa was very nonchalant.
Immediately, golden light filled the entire classroom. "Visual teacher is about to open up! Hurry up and hide!"
I saw Nu Wa waved her hand, and the skill immediately flew towards the boys' dormitory building.
At this time, the unrestrained Li Bai was still on BB. "Let me tell you, a person who has shifted to 6 like me, even if he has another breakfast, it will be enough time..." "I'll go!"
Me: "Interview, what is everyone's wish for the new year?"
Angela: "Don't play the reverse again!"
Xuan Ce: "I can eat meat every day!"
Big Joe: "Stop passing teammates to the opposite spring"
Kai: "Don't let the world be so peaceful, or I'll be bored to death every day!"
Lan Lingzhu: "I hope I can have a little more sense of existence..."
Promise keeping: "Wish I had a new cookbook!"
Me: "Oh? Your wish is rather strange, why?"
Keeping the promise: "If there is no recipe you want to make, the lunch box becomes a useless toy"
Me: "Your recipes seem to have filled the dormitory..."
Zhou Yu: "I hope Xiao Qiao can grow taller. I always have to bend down when kissing."
Xiao Qiao: "It would be nice for Dudu to be shorter."
Luna Diaochan: "Stop robbing me of Lan!" (in unison) Diaochan: "Don't rob Papa Lan from me!" Luna: "Papa Lan is mine!"
Me: "Don't fight! Come on someone! Stop me!"
Green Cloth Dragon: "Xiao Chan can love me more!
Me: "If you want to fight, go home and fight!"
Zhuge Liang: "I hope there will be more people passing the test next time..."
Liu Bei: "It will be great if my son can pass the exam next time..."
Me: "Stop discussing studies, okay?!"
Zhong Kui: "Is it interesting for you to skip class?"
Students: "Very interesting!"
Zhong Kui: "Oh, these little bastards. If one day no one skips class anymore, then..."
All the students: "That's impossible!"
Nüwa: "It would be great if my big move could go farther."
Liu Bang: "Next time, don't ask me to go out and bring food..."
Mozi: "I would be very happy if these students behaved better."
Me: "Then what is the wish of all the students!"
All the students: "Physical education class!"
After school, Liu Chan went to the Academic Affairs Office to find Liu Bei.Liu Bei was still flipping through the photos of Sun Shangxiang in the album. He looked happy, but he was smiling wryly.
"Dad, your strict wife control is a bit serious!" Liu Chan sighed, "I must not marry such a violent wife in the future!" "If I don't listen to your mother, I may not live until now!" Although he said so, But I still like Sun Shangxiang very much.
"Dad, I know why you have to choose a good day for getting married!" "Why?" "Because you won't have a good life after getting married!"
Sun Shangxiang: "Liu Xuande! Go home and kneel the durian for me!"
"Mr. Zhuge, why do you always take physical education class? Isn't it good to let students exercise?"
Zhuge Liang: "If you have this time, why don't you do more questions!"
"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Zhuge Liang: "No, I don't need a conscience. Zilong is enough for me."
"I seem to know something terrible...
On Slackers and Top Scholars
There are two kinds of students in Xingyao class, one is a top student like Angela who has good grades, and is surrounded by big brother Arthur, envy~
There is another kind of scumbag like Han Xin, who doesn’t listen in class, and doesn’t know how to test questions. Poor~ (you only have Li Bai)
So, how did the scumbag come from?
There are two kinds of people, academic masters and strikeouts.Xueba has always been spoiled by teachers.And all the exams are correct, and I never doze off in class, especially listening to the teacher.
Then a scumbag is a student who wants to be a top student but can't do what he wants.People who want to stop studying but are unable to do so are commonly known as scumbags.
In the Shining Star class, there are more of the latter.The following is a doggerel written by the scumbags:
Studying is hard, studying is tiring, you can't sleep before the exam, you just sit on the back of the exam, back to back your sister!
Liu Bang would often ask Zhang Liang to copy homework, but every time Zhang Liang would say: "I actually wrote it randomly!" Liu Bang always smiled: "It doesn't matter, just copy some!"
An exam, Han Xin was going crazy, the multiple choice questions were too difficult!After finally calculating the number 136.322, I looked at the options: A.0 B.1 C.10
He silently chose C, because it is the closest to 136.322...
There is a saying in the world, no matter how many times you lie to Han Xin, he will believe it, that is—the teacher is here
When the test results are released, it is the time when all the scumbags are most afraid.Han Xin is no exception.
When the paper was handed out, Han Xin covered his eyes with his hands, flipped through the paper bit by bit, and finally saw the bright red "0"
To him, this number was like the mouth of a demon, smiling strangely at him.
"Next, let's evaluate the test papers." Zhuge Liang's indifferent voice sounded, and he adjusted his glasses habitually, without saving Han Xin's face.
"Angela, it's very good. This time it's a perfect score again. It's worthy of being a top student." She said with a smile that was charming to everyone.Then he glared at Han Xin, "I don't bother to talk about some people."
Zhuge Liang talked endlessly on the podium, but Han Xin didn't care to listen.When the familiar words sounded again: "This question is for giving points again."
Han Xin rolled his eyes silently in his heart: "All questions are given points..."
"This question, except for Han Xin, should be done correctly. I am worried about the IQ of some people... I can't do the sub-questions correctly."
Han Xin stood up suddenly: "Teacher, shouldn't we give up money? Others give me points, but I don't want them. This is a sign of good quality!"
In the Great Wall class, everyone is doing things every day.
For example, eat.
Kai is well known as a foodie, so he and Shou promise to be together.
In the dormitory, "keep the promise, I'm hungry." Kai said this sentence more than ten times a day.Others eat three meals, he will eat ten meals.Who can afford this.
On this day, Shou promised to eat as usual, "Come and eat, or the meat will be gone!" "Brother, I'm here!"
So Kai didn't eat meat that day.
Kay is angry, and if he is angry, it's okay!So he easily overturned the table.Keeping the promise was even more angry, and Kai ruined a table of dishes that he had worked so hard to cook.
So the promise was also angry, and just about to overturn the table, only to find that the table had already been overturned.
On this day, everyone (except Xuan Ce) did not eat meat.
The new Chinese teacher Gongsunli is really pitiful, really speechless,
During the Chinese class, Gongsunli said: "We should all love plants, so let's each say a slogan to protect the grass."
Daji: "Loving the grass is everyone's responsibility."
Gongsunli: "Very good, who can be more innovative?"
Li Bai: "If you step on me today, next year I will grow on your grave!"
Gongsunli: "..." (I have a saying MMP, I must say it...)
Gongsunli: "Can anyone explain the difference between being civilized and being rude?"
Zhang Liang: "The rude ones are 'I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, you can buy road money'"
Gongsunli: "What about the civilized ones?"
Zhang Liang: "The toll booth is 200 meters ahead, please slow down."
Gongsunli: "Zhang Liang, you are a good student! How can you do this?"
Zhang Liang: "What's wrong with me..."
Liu Bang & Han Xin: "Old Tie, there's nothing wrong with it!"
Miss Gongsunli's Chinese class, most people still listen to the class well, but some people...
Gongsunli: "Today we talk about Yugong moving mountains, Yugong's spirit is worth learning..."
After the lecture, Liu Bang began to complain about the pattern: "Teacher, I have a different opinion!"
Gongsunli: "Oh? Then tell me!"
Liu Bang: "I think Yu Gong's spirit is worth learning, but this kind of behavior...I don't agree!"
Gongsunli: "Then tell everyone your reason!"
Liu Bang: "Don't you think about it with your not-so-intelligent brains? Yugong moved the mountain because it was inconvenient to travel. Then he not only did not finish moving the mountain, but also never went out of the mountain again. , and harmed eighteen generations of his grandparents.”
Li Bai: "What about his No.19 generation?"
Liu Bang: "In the No.19 generation, Jingwei has started to fill the sea again!"
Gongsunli: "MMP, you two go out!" Then there was another big move, Liu Bang and Li Bai died.
一
By a clear river, a naked, handsome and childish young man picked up his freshly washed clothes, walked towards the woods, came to a fire, and spread his clothes on the stones beside the fire.
Qin Huan: Master, I have finished washing.
Xu Fu held a wooden stick in his hand, and a rabbit that was waiting to be cooked was inserted into the end of the wooden stick: Well, this rabbit is about to be roasted, hey~ put on my clothes first, so as not to catch a cold.He casually took out a coat from the medicine box and threw it to Qin Huan.
Xu Fu glanced at Qin Huan: boy, you look more delicate after washing, eh?Why is there a strand of white hair on the right side of your hair?
Qin Huan put on a large coat, looked cute, thought for a while and answered Xu Fu: I used to have black hair, but later I grew a strand of white hair for some reason. This happened not long ago, I I don't know when it will last.
Xu Fu: Come on, let's try this rabbit meat.
Xu Fu handed over the stick in his hand, and Qin Huan took it. Already hungry, he looked at the rabbit in his hand, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Qin Huan: Master, then I'm not welcome.
Xu Fu: Eat it while it's hot, this whole rabbit is yours.
Qin Huan: Master, don't you eat it?
Xu Fu took out the wine and a small packet of peanuts from the medicine chest: No, I'm not very hungry, just drink some wine.
Qin Huan pulled a rabbit's leg and handed it to Xu Fu: Master, you should try it too, and then drink it.
Xu Fu took the rabbit's leg and said with a smile: Hehehe, you kid...
Qin Huan: Then I'll start!After that, he ate with relish.
Xu Fu looked at the innocent and childish apprentice in front of him and couldn't help laughing: Hahaha, boy, eat slowly, no one will fight with you.
Qin Huan said while eating: Master, where are we going next?
Xu Fu: Penglai.
Qin Huan: Is that the safe place that Master said?
Xu Fu: No, I have never been to Penglai, but it is said that there are many herbs there, which is very suitable for you to learn. We will go all the way to Penglai, and I will teach you some medical skills on the way. When we arrive in Penglai, we will recognize the herbs.
Qin Huan: Where is the safe place that Master said?
Xu Fu: Jixia College.A quiet and peaceful place.
Qin Huan: Wow~ It must be beautiful there~
Xu Fu shook his head: Beautiful?Forget it, those are relatively simple buildings, and the person who manages them is still an old man, who doesn’t know the School of Decoration, yes, let me tell you, the old man’s big white beard is so long, and he even weaves twists.Xu Fu gestured to Qin Huan while talking.
Qin Xu imagined it in his mind, and couldn't help laughing out loud: Then... what would that look like, hahaha.
Xu Fu: But don't underestimate that old man. The disciples of Jixia College say that everyone knows that the old master is the strongest in the mainland, but it's about the same. There are not many well-known people now. Zhong Wuyan, Bai Qi, Lian Po, Sun Bin, Mozi, and King Qin Yingzheng are here. I heard that Yingzheng can release 5 sword qi within 55 seconds. I don't know if it is that exaggerated.
Qin Huan: Master, even three-year-old children in our place always say that the strongest person in the world is Confucius.
Xu Fu: Hmph... yes, how strong is Master?Probably just like the frozen snow mountain, the towering Tongtian Tower and the Nine Heavens, the peak cannot be seen.By the way, Tuer, how old are you this year, and when is your birthday?
Qin Huan: I... I'm ten years old, and I don't know when my birthday is...
Xu Fu sighed pitifully: Why don't you just count today as your birthday, and this rabbit as your birthday present.
Qin Huan choked up while eating the roasted rabbit, and said, "Thank you... thank you, master...
Xu Fu: Oh!Poor kid, you...have no friends either.
Qin Huan shook his head.
Xu Fu: It doesn't matter, there is still a long way to go, and you will make many friends in the future.
The two master and apprentice chatted and laughed, and slowly fell asleep, and a pile of warm flames gradually extinguished in the dark night.That night, Qin Huan slept soundly, smiling, full of happiness.
The next morning, the sun has illuminated the earth.Qin Huan put on the dried clothes, tidied up and set out on the road.Xu Fu explained medical knowledge to Qin Huan while walking along the way. Qin Huan listened very carefully. When he encountered patients who needed treatment on the road, Xu Fu also went to help them treat them one by one. .Qin Huan also learned a lot. Some patients with similar illnesses, Qin Huan was able to cure them by himself.Xu Fu looked at his smart apprentice and smiled with satisfaction every time.
In this way, it took more than a year for the master and apprentice to arrive at the destination—Penglai.
Zhuang Zhou: Yueren, where are you going to find your master?Any clues?
Bian Que sighed: Alas!There is nothing, I have been searching aimlessly, do you have any plans in the future?
Zhuang Zhou: Me?I don't plan to go back anymore, I don't want to fight this meaningless battle anymore.
Bian Que: Don't you have a home?Have no friends yet?Won't they worry about you if you don't go back?
Zhuang Zhou: It's gone... It's gone... If it's a friend or a partner, that's all I have.Zhuang Zhou looked at Kun, and Kun also groaned.
Bian Que felt sympathetic: I...have no friends either...how about...let's make friends...
Zhuang Zhou was a little flattered, and his face turned red: Huh?Friends... friends?
Bian Que nodded heavily and said: Yes!yes!Eh?Why is your face so red?Is it because I didn't cure you?
Zhuang Zhou: Huh?No...nothing...it's okay, uh...that...Yueren, let's go on the road to find your master.
Bian Que: Huh?Well, um...but it's not a solution to search aimlessly all the time...that... Xiao Zhuang, if you don't go back, where are you going to go?
Zhuang Zhou: Well, I... will probably find a peaceful and quiet place... Haha... Of course... How can there be such a place in this world...
Bian Que thought about it: Well... there is indeed a place, quiet and peaceful, free from war.
Zhuang Zhou: Huh?where is that?
Bian Que: Jixia College, Master once told me about it, how about... let's go there and have a look, how about it?Maybe my master is there too!
Zhuang Zhou: Such a great place!Of course!
Bian Que: Let's go now!
Zhuang Zhou: Wait a minute, Yue Ren, you saved my life, I want to give you something.
As Zhuang Zhou raised his hands, a burst of blue light appeared between his hands, gradually turning into a blue butterfly. Zhuang Zhou snapped his fingers, and the butterfly materialized and landed on Zhuang Zhou's right hand. It looks like a butterfly ornament.
Zhuang Zhou handed the butterfly to Bian Que: Hey~ This is for you, maybe it will help you in the future, hehe.
Bian Que: So beautiful, thank you!I'll take it then.
Zhuang Zhou: Alright, let's set off quickly. Come on, get on my Kun, it will be much faster than your walking.
Bian Que jumped up, and the two sat on the Kun and smiled at each other, but Kun seemed very dissatisfied and made a "snurling" sound.Then the two started talking and laughing.
To the south of Linzi, near Jimen, is Jixia College. From the outside, it looks like an ordinary college with a scholarly family. The gate is open, and two college disciples are sweeping the floor at the door.
Bian Que and Zhuang Zhou came to the gate of the college together.
Bian Que: Wow!This is Jixia College, it is indeed very peaceful.
Zhuang Zhou: Uh...the building is too simple...
Bian Que: All right, let's go in and find the master.
College student: Stop, who are you, and what are you doing here?
Zhuang Zhou: I heard that your college is the only peaceful place in the mainland. I want to live here, but I don't know if the master is willing to take us in.
Academy student: That's it, wait a minute, I'll report to Master.
After a while, the disciple came back: You two come with me.
Bian Que Zhuang followed the disciple on Tuesday and walked towards the academy.The college is huge, surrounded by rows of houses and a large courtyard in the center. Bian and Zhuang followed the disciple through rows of houses and came to the central courtyard. I saw a person standing at the entrance of the central lobby, with a white beard that grew to the ground, holding a golden lamp stick, smiling and looking at the two of them.
Bian Que: According to Master, this...is the old master.
Zhao Yun tore off the blue belt fluttering in the wind on his back, hastily stopped the bleeding from the wound, and held the gun again with his left hand.
Han Xin rode his horse and walked towards him slowly, Cheng Yaojin consciously returned to the Han camp with his double axes in his arms.
"I heard that General Zhao is good at marksmanship, so I came here to ask General Zhao for advice." Still in a frivolous tone, Han Xin swung his spear lazily.
Zhao Yun clenched his gun tightly: "Please enlighten me, General Han."
After all, Zhao Yun's left hand holding the gun was no more concise than his right hand, and Han Xin even took advantage of his lack of strength in his right hand, and knocked him off his horse with two or three blows, and stabbed Zhao Yun's throat with a sweep of the spear.
"It will be repaid a hundredfold!" Han Xin's voice was no longer slack at this moment, and he was about to repay the wound Zhao Yun had inflicted on Cheng Yaojin just now.
"Ding——" Qinglong Yanyue Knife separated Han Xin's spear, and Guan Yu sat on the red rabbit horse: "Han Xin, you are taking advantage of others!"
Han Xin's long spear was separated. Seeing that it was Guan Yu, he hurriedly rode his horse away from them. "General Guan, on the battlefield, there is no distinction between taking advantage of others' dangers and taking advantage of others' dangers."
"General Zhao, you go back to the camp first to treat the wound." Guan Yu left such a sentence and fought with Han Xin.
Zhao Yun was astonished that he didn't tell Guan Yu to be careful with Han Xin, who was as fast as Zhao Yun.
Sure enough, Han Xin gradually gained the upper hand, taking advantage of the moment Guan Yu cut the air to pass by him, he stabbed Guan Yu in the back with a single shot.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Yun grabbed the long spear on the ground and blocked Han Xin's spear.
The two spears fought once again.
Han Xin seemed to exert great strength on purpose, and his speed slowed down a lot, but Zhao Yun couldn't take advantage of the opportunity to sneak attack, and the blood that was finally stopped from the wound on his right hand began to ooze out again after several strokes.
The two fought, one was sitting on the horse, the other was standing on the ground, not to mention one of them was injured.Even an unrivaled hero cannot win this battle.
Guan Yu rode a red rabbit horse and slashed across from the side, blocking Han Xin's sweep, pulled Zhao Yun on the horse and galloped away.
Zhao Yun was sitting behind Guan Yu, with his right hand trying to grasp the saddle to keep his balance, while his left hand was holding a love gun, and the wound was bleeding profusely.
There was a sound of breaking through the air behind him, and Zhao Yun turned his head to look. Han Xin took a bow and arrow from nowhere, and shot at it.
The arrow hit Zhao Yun's left shoulder, and the pain from it made him almost unable to hold the gun.
Zhao Yun snorted and swallowed back the blood rushing out of his throat.After Guan Yu brought him back to the army, he couldn't help but fell off the horse, and vomited blood all over Zhang Fei who came to help him.
Han Xin put away his bow and arrows, and watched Guan Yu return to camp with Zhao Yun, who was almost unsteady with his gun.There was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth: "Zhao Yun, look forward to the next battle."
Zhao Yun had arrow wounds on his left shoulder and right hand, so he had no way to fight again in a short time, but he refused to listen and insisted on going into battle with his injuries.Liu Bei had no choice but to invite Diao Chan, a dancer with the army.
Zhao Yun was stiff in his tent, and Diao Chan changed his dressing with bandages and herbs.If anyone came to see it, they would definitely see Zhao Yun's twitching face.
Zhao Yun adjusted his expression after working on his heart for a long time, and asked the person who lowered his head to change his dressing: "Why do you join the army?"
Diao Chan didn't look up, but still concentrated on changing his medicine: "Madam brought me here." Madam pointed to Sun Shangxiang.
Diaochan, the peerless dancer, likes General Zhao, and almost everyone knows it among the nobles in Shu.But Zhao Yun didn't say anything, turning a blind eye to Diao Chan who kept coming to his door.
Diao Chan understood that although Zhao Yun didn't reject him outright, every time his expression was very obvious.
This time when she heard that Zhao Yun was injured, she sat in her tent for a while, then hurriedly went to find Sun Shangxiang, hoping to give her a legitimate reason to take care of Zhao Yun.
Sun Shangxiang was also very helpless, because there was no reason at all.So put it aside for now.
What Zhao Yun never expected was that he pushed the opportunity to Diao Chan himself.
Probably because the refusal was always too obvious, and Diao Chan's repeated mistakes hidden in his eyes softened Zhao Yun's heart at this time.
"Well, I heard that your chicken soup is very good, can you make me a bowl later?" Zhao Yun asked Diao Chan to change his shoulder injury while lying down. In order to facilitate the dressing of the wound, he was topless.
Diao Chan's bandaged hand trembled unconsciously, almost crying with joy: "Okay, I'll go right away."
After Diao Chan left, Zhao Yun lay on the bed for a while, then got up and walked out of the tent, asking the soldiers guarding outside: "Did the Lord take anyone away?"
The soldier might not be able to use his brain very well, and it took him a long time to reply: "My lord has already led the army to the battlefield."
Zhao Yun stood for a while when he heard the answer, before he got his money.
Forget it, since the lord is gone, he shouldn't lose.
There are not many talents available in the Han area, and there are not many generals available. Zhao Yun doesn't understand how they persisted.
After standing in the tent for a while, Zhao Yun slowly moved to the desk placed in the tent and sat down, flipping through the military books on it.
"General Zhao." Diao Chan came in with a cup of chicken soup, and carefully put the soup in Zhao Yun's hand, "General, drink the soup before reading."
Zhao Yun responded casually, without putting down the book.
An imperceptible sadness flashed in Diao Chan's eyes, she didn't speak but looked at Zhao Yun's serious profile.
Zhao Yun's nose was straight, his lips were tightly pursed, and his brows were wrinkled. His serious look was enough to make many young girls fall in love with him.
Zhao Yun is very serious in his work, and he is very easy-going. He looks like a son when he swings a folding fan, a refined scholar when he holds a pen, and a majestic general when he picks up a gun.
That's how good he is, Diao Chan thought.
But Diao Chan doesn't know that Zhao Yun's easy-going is only for people around him he is familiar with.
In the eyes of others, at least in the eyes of Han Xin, Zhao Yun is a cool person.
When Zhao Yun put the book down, Diao Chan hurriedly put the chicken soup in front of him.So as soon as Zhao Yun put down the book, he saw a bowl of chicken soup.
He just remembered that he sent Diao Chan to make soup, so he had to drink the half-cold chicken soup.
"How is it?" Diao Chan asked eagerly.
It's embarrassing at this time.A year of military life has made Zhao Yun, a former nobleman, forget what delicacies should taste like, and he has become a general who is happy when he has food.
"Well, it's delicious." Zhao Yun replied hesitantly, and hurriedly picked up the book again: "I'll read the book, you can go to work."
Diao Chan just wanted to say that she could stay, but thought that if she was too shameless, Zhao Yun would hate her even more, so she had to go out with the leftover chicken soup.
I don't know how long I read the book, Zhao Yun only felt that the wound hurt, the neck hurt, the eyes hurt everywhere, so he decided to go for a walk.
But Zhao Yun came here day and night from the imperial capital, didn't know the way at all, and declined the soldiers who wanted to follow him just now, so he walked to the place where the cooking squad was.
"Do you know that just now Diao Chan stewed the last native chicken in the kitchen, now there is no more chicken soup, the lord will be beaten by his wife."
"I can't help it. Who would let her be a dancer who is used to eating delicacies? Of course, there is nothing good to eat in the army. If the wife and the lord hadn't come together, we might not even see the feathers of these native chickens."
"Diao Chan is a popular person around Madam. She may still be the general's wife in the future. We'd better not say bad things about her."
"General? Could it be General Zhao?"
"Of course it's General Zhao. Don't you know that Diao Chan went to General Zhao's tent today?"
"It doesn't matter whether she is the general's wife or the celebrity around the lady, it is not enough to stew the chicken soup and drink it by herself!"
"I told her to stew it."
Zhao Yun stood up from the eavesdropping position, his face as cold as frost.
"General Zhao Zhao!"
The snarky cooks recognized Zhao Yun and hurriedly knelt on the ground to admit their mistake.
Zhao Yun snorted coldly: "What? Can't our army drink some chicken soup even when it's injured?"
"Of course you can." A cook who looked like a leader replied.
"I don't know, General, that the soldiers on the front line are fighting for your families, and you are not only chatting here, but you are not even making food?" Zhao Yun took a few steps closer to them, looked at the trembling people, and became more and more worried. The more he thought about it, the more he grabbed the leader by the collar protruding from the armor, and said angrily, "Tell me, what are they doing?"
The leader was quite frightened, and intermittently said: "Let's fight for the country"
"Wrong! It's for your family! Your wives! Your parents and children!" Zhao Yun no longer cared about the injury in his right hand, so he lifted the man up with all his strength, but he didn't want his right hand to suddenly hurt so badly that he let go .
The wound, which had only been healed, opened again for some reason.And it hurts more than when you get hit by an arrow.
Zhao Yun's face turned pale from the pain, and he was on the verge of falling.Even if he had been on the battlefield for a year, he still couldn't bear this kind of pain, as if someone was scraping the flesh with a knife.
"Call the military doctor!!!"
Zhao Yun almost yelled this sentence, and then lost consciousness.
"General Zhao" Diao Chan cried and sat beside Zhao Yun, wiping off the dried blood on Zhao Yun's body with a wet towel.
Zhao Yun's face was pale, and he was leaning on the cushion propped up by the pillow, and had to comfort her not to cry, exhausted physically and mentally.So as soon as Sun Shangxiang came in, she asked Diao Chan to stop her tears.
Although she is already married, Sun Shangxiang still wears double ponytails, with a condescending tone in her voice.It is indeed high above.
Diao Chan wrung out the towel, choked up sobs to hold back her tears.
"Is it Han Xin?" Sun Shangxiang cut to the chase.
Zhao Yun looked at her in surprise, and Sun Shangxiang coughed in embarrassment: "I seemed to see him when I went to the kitchen this morning."
Obviously to steal something to eat.Zhao Yun complained silently in his heart.
"It's not him." As soon as the words came out, Zhao Yun was stunned. Why did he say it wasn't him?Zhao Yun lowered his head a little bit dumbfounded, looking at his re-bandaged wound.
Forget it, just take it as thanking him for cleaning his wound.
"It's not him." Zhao Yun repeated firmly.
Sun Shangxiang glanced at Zhao Yun with a complex expression, and left with Diao Chan who was carrying a copper basin to change the water.
As soon as they left, Guan Yu came.
Guan Yu still wore the same attire, and worriedly asked Zhao Yun if he was okay.Zhao Yun was taken aback, and replied: "I am in good health, what's the matter? Do you have any new arrangements, my lord?"
Hearing the new arrangement, Guan Yu couldn't help mocking: "People in Han are so shameless that they launched a sneak attack in the middle of the night. My lord suffered heavy losses and couldn't hold on."
Zhao Yun understood everything.
He thought that Han Xin really came to clean his wound on a special trip, but the result was to cover up his night attack.
No wonder he said that he could sneak in easily, but he just silenced all the soldiers on guard at night.
No wonder he dared to cut out his flesh without anesthesia, just because no one would come.
no wonder no wonder
"Han Xin." Zhao Yun read these two words, as if he saw the killing of his father and enemy: "I will definitely smash your body into thousands of pieces!"
The posthouses where the envoys of the Tang Dynasty lived were connected together, so the posthouse where Zhao Yun lived was opposite Han Xin. Seems like nothing wrong with that?
Han Xin doesn't look like a person who lives at leisure, so there's nothing wrong with hanging in front of the door when he has nothing to do, right?
But why every time Zhao Yun showed his face, Han Xin could smile at him?
Seeing Han Xin's self-consciously handsome pose again, Zhao Yun finally couldn't bear it and closed the window.
Han Xin leaned against the door in a coquettish posture and looked coquettishly at the closed window of the room where Zhao Yun was on the second floor opposite.
""
Han Xin put away his posture and stomped the ashes on his boots, and went into the post house to change his clothes.
The Empress is going to entertain envoys from various countries tonight.
Zhao Yun changed into white casual clothes, and rode to the place where the Empress hosted the envoys.
Leading the horse to the boy, Zhao Yun straightened his clothes, and when he was about to enter the house, Han Xin came.
"General Zhao! General Zhao!" Zhao Yun turned his head in confusion when he heard the voice, and saw Han Xin.
Han Xin is wearing a black robe, a bit domineering, but now he smiles like a pornographic rascal.
Zhao Yun turned back blankly and continued walking.
"Huh? General Zhao???" Han Xin chased after him with a dazed look on his face. He thought that according to Zhao Yun's character, Zhao Yun would greet him.
Han Xin felt his heart was hurt.
He thought he had cleaned up Zhao Yun's wound, and Zhao Yun would thank him somewhat.At least don't thank him, but also say hello to him, right?
Han Xin was a little confused by Zhao Yun's indifference.
At the banquet, Wu Zetian was sitting behind a high curtain, her face could not be seen clearly, only a majestic female voice could be heard: "Thank you very much for coming... Please feel free to enjoy the food on the table."
Her voice wasn't like this before...
Zhao Yun picked up the wine glass in front of him silently, thinking of the girl with a bright smile a few years ago, her voice was just like Xiao Qiao's now, full of sunshine.
But now it is different.
Zhao Yun looked up at where Wu Zetian was, but did not speak.
Wu Zetian naturally noticed Zhao Yun's gaze, she grabbed the fabric on her knees in a daze, and looked at Zhao Yun's unclear face through the curtain.
She heard that Diao Chan, the number one dancer in the world in Shu, and one of the four beauties, liked Zhao Yun. She also heard that Sun Shangxiang, the wife of Shu, wanted to match them up.She hated, hated herself as the queen of a country, but she couldn't even control her own marriage.
She was obviously mad with jealousy, but she couldn't reveal anything.Because she is a king.
Lowering his eyes, Wu Zetian lifted the wine glass in front of him and drank it gracefully.Let go of the resentment and jealousy in your heart.
Zhao Yun broke free from her hand calmly and did not speak, which was the greatest courtesy.
Wu Zetian still maintained the posture of grabbing Zhao Yun's hand just now, and murmured: "Why... Am I not better than Diao Chan... But, I really like Brother Zhao?"
Zhao Yun didn't speak.
Wu Zetian suddenly became emotional. She opened her arms and hugged Zhao Yun's waist, pleading: "Brother Zhao, how about getting married with Ruyi? Ruyi is sincere..."
Zhao Yun was startled, and pushed her away instantly, watching her stagger back a few steps, without any emotion: "Empress, please respect yourself."
Wu Zetian was stunned.
Yes, she is the empress, representing the entire Tang Dynasty, why should she humble herself to the general of a small country?However, she couldn't think of any other way to make Zhao Yun and her be together in a legitimate way other than getting married.
Zhao Yun glanced at the pensive Wu Zetian. He had the same face and voice, but he was no longer the same as before.
"Yun said goodbye."
Back at the inn, Zhao Yun saw Han Xin standing downstairs in the inn where he lived.
It is no longer possible to turn a blind eye, he can only go forward.
"Zhao Yun." Han Xin's voice was a little hoarse, probably because he drank too much wine and blown the cold wind, and he caught a cold.
"General Han." Zhao Yun stood facing him.
Han Xin was a little speechless. He called Zhao Yun by his name, but Zhao Yun called him by an honorific name.
But he has no way to pursue it, because he doesn't even know why Zhao Yun is so indifferent to him.
"I cleaned your wound that night..." Han Xin muttered, but Zhao Yun interrupted him: "You can remember the good things that General Han did that night, and I dare not forget it in this life and forever."
Han Xin was a little anxious: "Didn't it just take off your clothes..." Is it taking advantage?
Zhao Yun sneered: "Is General Han pretending to be stupid with Yun? That night the Han land attacked our army at night, causing our army to lose a large number of soldiers. General Han doesn't remember?"
"What, what?" Han Xin was a little surprised.
"General Han, stop pretending to be stupid with Yun. Zhao Yun fears that he will not be able to report the names of the three thousand soldiers in this life. I only hope that General Han can stay away from Yun, lest Yun's dragon spear does not have long eyes and hurt you." Zhao Yun finished speaking. , crossed Han Xin's side and was about to leave.
Han Xin was anxious, turned around and took Zhao Yun's hand.
Zhao Yun didn't realize that he would do this, he staggered, and he slashed out with his free hand.
Han Xin ate the palm firmly, let go of Zhao Yun's hand covering his chest and took two quick steps back, spit out a mouthful of blood.
Zhao Yun didn't expect that with such great strength, he could seriously injure Han Xin, so he rushed forward to support Han Xin with worry in his eyes.
"It's nothing... just got hurt a few days ago..."
The Empress's birthday is two days away, and Liu Bei sent Diao Chan from Shu to perform dances for the Empress.For Diao Chan, who is famous all over the world, this seems normal.
But this time, Zhao Yun is the messenger.
To put it bluntly, it is a disguised form of pulling the red line.
"Miss Diaochan, Chang'an is here." Zhou Yu and his wife came with Diaochan, and they were so affectionate.
Zhao Yun was waiting for them at the gate of the city, and Di Renjie, who was clearly a magistrate but had welcomed envoys from several countries, stood beside him and chatted with him.
Diao Chan got off the carriage, picked up her skirt and ran towards Zhao Yun.
"Brother Zilong!"
Zhao Yun was caught off guard by Diao Chan because he was chatting with Di Renjie.Since Diao Chan came running over, Zhao Yun's inertia made Zhao Yun take several steps back when he hugged Diao Chan.
"Little Chan misses you so much." Diao Chan murmured.
Han Xin, who had just recovered from a serious illness, stood far away on a street corner invisible to everyone, and the shadow cast down to cover his face.
He lowered his head and chuckled, "The number one dancer in the world?"
Diao Chan failed to live with Zhao Yun, and Di Renjie refused to let him go, saying that Zhao Yun's side was full of people. In order to convince Diao Chan that it was true, he asked Han Xin, Liu Bang and Sun Bin to move there.In this way, the post station opposite Zhao Yun was vacant.
Diao Chan was unhappy, but Han Xin was happy.
Zhao Yun naturally understood what was going on, but it was just Wu Zetian playing childish temper.
He thinks it's a child's temper, but it's actually jealous
After seeing off the sullen Diao Chan, Zhao Yun turned around and saw Han Xin who was looking at him with a smile on his chest.
Zhao Yun glanced at his chest, thinking about his wound, opened his mouth and finally went back to the room without saying anything.
Han Xin watched him go back to the room and closed the door, touched his chest, it didn't hurt, it was just not healed yet.
The Queen's birthday banquet was held in the Tai Chi Palace in the imperial city, which was incomparable to the place where the envoys were hosted last time.After all, places are different, one outside the imperial city and one inside the imperial city.
The palace was full of voices, envoys from various countries and officials from the Tang Dynasty were chatting with each other. Zhao Yun went to sit down and take a rest at the place where the envoys from Shu were sitting, without attracting anyone's attention.
Opposite is Han, naturally Liu Bang Han Xin.
The seating arrangement is very strict.Countries with discord are placed opposite each other, and countries with good relations are placed together.The land of Shu and the land of Han just fought a war not long ago, so naturally they have to separate.
Arranging the station like that is just Wu Zetian's willfulness.
Not long after, Wu Zetian came.
She was wearing a red and gold gown.The thick robe swept across the ground of Taiji Palace, passing Zhao Yun's eyes with his head held high.
She's still that queen.
Wu Zetian said a few words, probably to thank all countries for sending envoys to Datang to congratulate her on her birthday, and asked the envoys if they were used to living in the Tang Dynasty.
He closed his eyes, thought nothing of it, and went back to sleep.
One sleep is one day.
When he woke up again, the room was already lit with dim candles.
"... Diao Chan?" The woman who was dozing off at the table was awakened and looked back at Zhao Yun.
"Brother Zilong, you finally woke up. How is it? Does your head hurt? The imperial doctor said that you might have a headache when you wake up from too much alcohol..."
It turned out that he just drank too much.
"It doesn't hurt." Zhao Yun was neither cold nor indifferent.
"Brother Zilong, drink some porridge, you haven't eaten all day..." Diao Chan turned around and brought a bowl of white porridge that seemed to have been cold for a long time from the table.
"I'm not hungry." Zhao Yun glanced at the porridge, but he had no appetite.
"Brother Zilong dislikes the cold? I'll heat it up for you right away! Wait for me!" Diao Chan was about to leave with the porridge.
"No need, I'm really not hungry." Zhao Yun grabbed Diao Chan's hand and motioned her to sit down again.
"Diao Chan, how old are you this year?"
Suddenly being asked a nonsensical question, Diao Chan was a little stunned, and it took a while before she answered: "Mmm...my concubine is nineteen this year..."
"I heard that Lu Bu is interested in you." Zhao Yun asked another random question.
"The concubine is only interested in brother Zilong!" Diao Chan replied.
"Is that so... Then Diao Chan, are you willing to marry me?"
(End of this chapter)
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