I will beat whoever eats chicken
Chapter 370 A Classmate with a Story
Chapter 370 A Classmate with a Story
A familiar student walked out of the dormitory with a large suitcase and a small suitcase. He stayed at school for a few days to finish his work. He and a few classmates were going home. After all, it was summer vacation. many.
Wu Tong smiled wryly and nodded, "The classmate happened to see you, so I asked you something. Has the people from IBYA made any big noises in the past two days?"
"No... When they first moved in, whatever they did was a big deal for us. It's okay to get used to it, and it's basically the norm."
"for example?"
"Singing, drinking, partying, taking my girlfriend back to the dormitory to have sex, the next day I saw an early morning bed photo of her and an international student in the circle of friends of a certain female alumnus, accompanied by disgusting and disgusting words, I thought I made money by sleeping until foreigners..."
There is something wrong with this classmate's mentality, he suddenly substituted his personal emotions while talking, he was full of resentment, nine out of ten he couldn't understand the girls from Long Country throwing themselves into the arms of foreigners, no matter how crooked the foreigner was , as long as it is not yellow, white, black, brown, bald and pregnant, 45 can sleep well.
Wu Tong scratched his earlobe in embarrassment, "Calm down, classmate, that's a personal choice, you're too subjective."
The student snorted dissatisfiedly, "That's all, what do you want to know?"
"Thank you, classmate. This is enough. To sum it up, it's just a trivial matter."
"Basically, pick up a girl and kick a girl, then pick up the next one and kick the next one, the endless cycle continues..."
"Eh...maybe it's serious for girls, they are also victims, classmate, your resentment is so deep..." Wu Tong wanted to let this guy go, and felt that if he said a few more words, this classmate would like to ask He poured bitter water.
He stared at the hands of the classmate in front of him, repeating in his heart, "Don't put down the box, don't put down the box..."
The classmate put down the box angrily, and said angrily, "Victim? I am the victim! My ex-girlfriend chased her for three years in high school! Finally, I was admitted to the same university as her, and she promised to be with me, together For more than a year, I haven't even kissed her on the mouth! Guess what..."
"A certain foreign student snatched your girlfriend away easily, and hit a home run easily." Wu Tong said dumbfoundedly. He didn't intend to provoke this guy, but the plot of similar stories is the same, and he can use his big toe guessed.
The classmate was startled, his face flushed, obviously he was hit by Wu Tong's words.
"Wow, a heart-wrenching story, but I still have something to do... well you haven't finished sharing yet."
The other party spoke again, Wu Tong had no choice but to stand there with his hands behind his back, his eyes wandering around, not looking at this classmate anywhere, it was really embarrassing.
The voice of the classmate was angry and sad, "She was dumped after being played with for more than a month, and she came back to show her affection to me afterwards, saying that she still loves me in her heart and wants to be with me again, but when I think of her Foreigners have slept before, and in my heart..."
Wu Tong didn't know how to comfort him, he didn't even think that this classmate would tell such a private story of being green with Wu Tong who had only met twice, "Eh... well, just look at it a little bit, you will Finding a girlfriend again doesn’t necessarily mean...you’re right.”
"That's different. Most men in Longguo are not that perverted."
"Ah?" Wu Tong was confused, not knowing what he was talking about.
"You must know that foreigners like to go through the back door, and then enter through the back door, and then go through the back door after talking, back and forth..."
"Ah~ It's okay, it's okay! Stop talking! I already have a picture in my mind! Please let me go!"
Wu Tong desperately waved his hand to tell him to stop talking. The powerful brain supplement ability and the image processing ability in the brain are both a talent and a curse. He can think of beautiful things very real, and disgusting things are also very real...
More importantly, he can't imagine things he hasn't seen out of thin air. For example, he hasn't seen the naked body of the other girlfriend. When imagining, he will substitute the naked body he has seen, and then...
'哕~'
Wu Tong couldn't take it anymore, but this classmate still didn't finish his talk, Wu Tong felt that he came at the wrong time.
"I still liked her at the time. I've been chasing her for three years in high school, you know, that kind of feeling... But when I thought about it, I had been close to her for more than a year and hadn't kissed her. My mouth used to come in and out... 哕~ "The young man couldn't help himself, he retched while talking, which made Wu Tong's stomach twitch.
In particular, his brain power can automatically complete the young man's unfinished words, 'I have been in and out of the shit stirrer...'
Wu Tong retched and burst into tears. He tried hard to stop the young man from talking, but he couldn't.
"The most hateful thing is that I refused her request to get back together because of this incident, and she called me a scumbag in turn, slandered and slandered me everywhere, demoted me to nothing, and said that she would rather be fucked by white people. She also didn't want to have any intimate behavior with me. Later I heard from others that she was already pregnant at the time and wanted to push it on me and let me take responsibility... Hey, I was really blind."
Scalp tingling!
Although Wu Tong can roughly guess his story, after all, being green is just a trivial matter, but the picture sense of this guy's story is really fucking strong!
He covered his chest with one hand to suppress the feeling of vomiting, and patted the young man on the shoulder with the other for comfort and encouragement.
"Brother... First of all, you have shared too much with me, really, too much, you have caused me a psychological shadow... I don't even know how to deal with those Chinese and foreign couples. And , according to your description, your ex-girlfriend is undoubtedly a bitch, and you are a standard, insane, but timely licking dog. Be good, promise me, don't be a licking dog in the future, okay?"
The little classmate nodded painfully, "I'm sorry, I know it's inappropriate to say this, but I've held it in my heart for too long, and if I don't say it, I'll get sick. It just so happens that you are not from our school, so I won't see you often ..."
"You won't get sick from holding back, so you won't be afraid that I will get sick from being scared by you." Wu Tong's expression on his face was quite complicated, and it was impossible to tell whether he was crying or laughing.
Before sending away the strange flower in front of him, Daniel came out from the main entrance, and the two just saw each other right.
Daniel's eyes were sharp, and his cheeks moved, as if he was about to grit his teeth and endure.
Seeing the weird expressions of these two people, the little classmate suddenly realized that it was Daniel!
He grabbed Wu Tong's arm and whispered, "Brother, you must be the big guy who snatched Shan Yue's girlfriend away, you are so awesome! Only they have ever snatched other people's girlfriends, I have never I heard that someone can snatch women from them!"
(End of this chapter)
A familiar student walked out of the dormitory with a large suitcase and a small suitcase. He stayed at school for a few days to finish his work. He and a few classmates were going home. After all, it was summer vacation. many.
Wu Tong smiled wryly and nodded, "The classmate happened to see you, so I asked you something. Has the people from IBYA made any big noises in the past two days?"
"No... When they first moved in, whatever they did was a big deal for us. It's okay to get used to it, and it's basically the norm."
"for example?"
"Singing, drinking, partying, taking my girlfriend back to the dormitory to have sex, the next day I saw an early morning bed photo of her and an international student in the circle of friends of a certain female alumnus, accompanied by disgusting and disgusting words, I thought I made money by sleeping until foreigners..."
There is something wrong with this classmate's mentality, he suddenly substituted his personal emotions while talking, he was full of resentment, nine out of ten he couldn't understand the girls from Long Country throwing themselves into the arms of foreigners, no matter how crooked the foreigner was , as long as it is not yellow, white, black, brown, bald and pregnant, 45 can sleep well.
Wu Tong scratched his earlobe in embarrassment, "Calm down, classmate, that's a personal choice, you're too subjective."
The student snorted dissatisfiedly, "That's all, what do you want to know?"
"Thank you, classmate. This is enough. To sum it up, it's just a trivial matter."
"Basically, pick up a girl and kick a girl, then pick up the next one and kick the next one, the endless cycle continues..."
"Eh...maybe it's serious for girls, they are also victims, classmate, your resentment is so deep..." Wu Tong wanted to let this guy go, and felt that if he said a few more words, this classmate would like to ask He poured bitter water.
He stared at the hands of the classmate in front of him, repeating in his heart, "Don't put down the box, don't put down the box..."
The classmate put down the box angrily, and said angrily, "Victim? I am the victim! My ex-girlfriend chased her for three years in high school! Finally, I was admitted to the same university as her, and she promised to be with me, together For more than a year, I haven't even kissed her on the mouth! Guess what..."
"A certain foreign student snatched your girlfriend away easily, and hit a home run easily." Wu Tong said dumbfoundedly. He didn't intend to provoke this guy, but the plot of similar stories is the same, and he can use his big toe guessed.
The classmate was startled, his face flushed, obviously he was hit by Wu Tong's words.
"Wow, a heart-wrenching story, but I still have something to do... well you haven't finished sharing yet."
The other party spoke again, Wu Tong had no choice but to stand there with his hands behind his back, his eyes wandering around, not looking at this classmate anywhere, it was really embarrassing.
The voice of the classmate was angry and sad, "She was dumped after being played with for more than a month, and she came back to show her affection to me afterwards, saying that she still loves me in her heart and wants to be with me again, but when I think of her Foreigners have slept before, and in my heart..."
Wu Tong didn't know how to comfort him, he didn't even think that this classmate would tell such a private story of being green with Wu Tong who had only met twice, "Eh... well, just look at it a little bit, you will Finding a girlfriend again doesn’t necessarily mean...you’re right.”
"That's different. Most men in Longguo are not that perverted."
"Ah?" Wu Tong was confused, not knowing what he was talking about.
"You must know that foreigners like to go through the back door, and then enter through the back door, and then go through the back door after talking, back and forth..."
"Ah~ It's okay, it's okay! Stop talking! I already have a picture in my mind! Please let me go!"
Wu Tong desperately waved his hand to tell him to stop talking. The powerful brain supplement ability and the image processing ability in the brain are both a talent and a curse. He can think of beautiful things very real, and disgusting things are also very real...
More importantly, he can't imagine things he hasn't seen out of thin air. For example, he hasn't seen the naked body of the other girlfriend. When imagining, he will substitute the naked body he has seen, and then...
'哕~'
Wu Tong couldn't take it anymore, but this classmate still didn't finish his talk, Wu Tong felt that he came at the wrong time.
"I still liked her at the time. I've been chasing her for three years in high school, you know, that kind of feeling... But when I thought about it, I had been close to her for more than a year and hadn't kissed her. My mouth used to come in and out... 哕~ "The young man couldn't help himself, he retched while talking, which made Wu Tong's stomach twitch.
In particular, his brain power can automatically complete the young man's unfinished words, 'I have been in and out of the shit stirrer...'
Wu Tong retched and burst into tears. He tried hard to stop the young man from talking, but he couldn't.
"The most hateful thing is that I refused her request to get back together because of this incident, and she called me a scumbag in turn, slandered and slandered me everywhere, demoted me to nothing, and said that she would rather be fucked by white people. She also didn't want to have any intimate behavior with me. Later I heard from others that she was already pregnant at the time and wanted to push it on me and let me take responsibility... Hey, I was really blind."
Scalp tingling!
Although Wu Tong can roughly guess his story, after all, being green is just a trivial matter, but the picture sense of this guy's story is really fucking strong!
He covered his chest with one hand to suppress the feeling of vomiting, and patted the young man on the shoulder with the other for comfort and encouragement.
"Brother... First of all, you have shared too much with me, really, too much, you have caused me a psychological shadow... I don't even know how to deal with those Chinese and foreign couples. And , according to your description, your ex-girlfriend is undoubtedly a bitch, and you are a standard, insane, but timely licking dog. Be good, promise me, don't be a licking dog in the future, okay?"
The little classmate nodded painfully, "I'm sorry, I know it's inappropriate to say this, but I've held it in my heart for too long, and if I don't say it, I'll get sick. It just so happens that you are not from our school, so I won't see you often ..."
"You won't get sick from holding back, so you won't be afraid that I will get sick from being scared by you." Wu Tong's expression on his face was quite complicated, and it was impossible to tell whether he was crying or laughing.
Before sending away the strange flower in front of him, Daniel came out from the main entrance, and the two just saw each other right.
Daniel's eyes were sharp, and his cheeks moved, as if he was about to grit his teeth and endure.
Seeing the weird expressions of these two people, the little classmate suddenly realized that it was Daniel!
He grabbed Wu Tong's arm and whispered, "Brother, you must be the big guy who snatched Shan Yue's girlfriend away, you are so awesome! Only they have ever snatched other people's girlfriends, I have never I heard that someone can snatch women from them!"
(End of this chapter)
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