I will beat whoever eats chicken

Chapter 344 You are a fart!
Mei Yong was scolded bloody, but fortunately, Wu Tong didn't spray too hard, didn't say some unacceptable dirty words, at least he didn't bring police officers.

He hurriedly grabbed the grip Wu Tong gave him, his face was covered with sweat, and aimed again at the person he saw, but the person had already slipped away.

Yu Xiaoxiao fired two shots over there, and a kill message popped up on the interface. It was straight to death, not knocked down. The team on the opposite mountain had already been dealt with, leaving only the people in the water plant, at least one and at most two.

Wu Tong had 'unhappy' written all over his face, and he was even more annoyed when he saw Mei Yong's bulging trouser pockets, "Damn! I won't beat you today, you beat me! There are at most two people in the water plant, Xiaoxiao and I will give you Luezhen suppression, find them and destroy them!"

Mei Yong laughed and said, "I'm a literati, don't embarrass me like this, fighting and killing is not my strong point."

"You are a fart literati! You can be considered a literati if you write a few chicken soup essays? Then do I become a poet if I write a few doggerel poems! Qianlong didn't have any shame on you! Get out of here, if you don't get out, I'll beat you to death you!"

Wu Tong shot a few times at his feet, scaring Mei Yong to jump three feet high. Wu Tong only found out today that jumping three feet high is not an exaggeration, but that he can really jump so high on the spot...

Mei Yong ran out with his head in his arms, just like the gluttonous pig in the old version of Journey to the West who was hammered by a monkey or other powerful monsters.

Strictly speaking, with Wu Tong and Yu Xiaoxiao on the sidelines to help him keep an eye on the enemies in the water plant, Mei Yong can take this opportunity to practice marksmanship well, which is so rare.

"So that's how it is! I understand it now! Little brother, you talk fiercely, but your heart is good!" Yu Xiaoxiao suddenly clapped her hands happily and laughed.

Wu Tong was startled by her sudden nervous laugh, and thought it was ridiculous, a person with mental problems was frightened by a normal person's laugh...

"Oh, I'll go, Xiaoxiao, you startled me, what did you say all of a sudden, it's inexplicable."

"Hehe, little brother, you are a spitting mouth of Jin Zixin, you are deliberately singing black faces to force them to learn as soon as possible and adapt to the cruel rules of the game. You are afraid that they will not be able to survive after this game, so you can't let them lie. wrong."

"Hmph... I'm really angry. I don't think as much as you said. I just don't like them." Wu Tong turned his face and snorted.

Yu Xiaoxiao laughed so happily that she vividly interpreted what a wide-eyed smile is. She laughed so hard that she dropped her gun, lying on Wu Tong's body tremblingly while laughing and twitching.

"Hey! Hey! It's too much, your smile is too exaggerated..."

"No... no, I'm just laughing at your cuteness. You are obviously not that kind of person, but you still have to pretend to be that ruthless hahaha... I just said that you have a bad temper after half the game. It’s just pretending haha... I think you don’t think that way in your heart, but you are cute if you pretend to be majestic on your face, little brother, you are so cute..."

Yu Xiaoxiao's face was flushed, they were not fighting, they were obviously out for an outing!

The enemies in the water plant were all psychologically shadowed, and she laughed like a fool here.

A smile appeared on Wu Tong's twisted face. The woman lying on his body made him feel warm in his heart. It was a kind of warmth that was understood and tolerated.

This, he has never felt from other women, any woman...

As soon as he thought about it, Wu Tong's face tightened again, "Why are you still standing there stupidly! Shoot!"

"Brother Wu, I don't think your accent is from the imperial capital, it sounds awkward."

"How dare you talk nonsense!" Wu Tong shot him two more times in the heel, Mei Yong screamed and ran away, you cowardly yuppie!

"I can't see where the person is. Could it be that I ran inside to find him?"

Wu Tong glanced at the time of the next shrinking circle, "You still have 15 minutes, I'm only responsible for ensuring your retreat, ensuring that you can't die within my field of vision, I don't care about anything else."

Mei Yong smiled wryly, "Brother Wu, you are so polite. You are much better than those unscrupulous and incompetent leaders. At least arrange a way out for me before sending out tasks. You are really kind."

"..."

At first glance, I didn't know whether Mei Yong's words were satirizing a certain type of people in the society or Wu Tong himself. Wu Tong was stunned for a while before he figured it out. Haven't found a way to get angry yet.

"Hmph, I don't like this person." Wu Tong 'complained' to Yu Xiaoxiao like an angry child.

The woman managed to hold back her laughter, and almost failed when she heard Wu Tong's words, "Then you can compare him with Xie Tai and see who you like more."

"This is a general who is short. Mei Yong wins and it's embarrassing."

"It's not like everyone has a mind and heart like yours. Give them a little more tolerance, don't you think so?"

Wu Tong felt itchy in his heart, and felt very comfortable after hearing Yu Xiaoxiao's words, after all, he was praised by his beloved woman.

"Xiaoxiao, do you still remember the scene when we first met?"

"Of course I remember. At that time, I was looking for teammates worthy of forming a team in the bar. I happened to see you, a little fool, being rejected by Jiu Ge with blood all over your face, and went to the bar to drink milk in despair."

"I... I didn't lose my mind, I was disappointed. In fact, for a long time afterwards, I didn't understand why you chose me, especially after knowing your strength."

"Okay, okay, you are disappointed. As for your problem, I can give you an example. You may not be able to see it if you are in the game." Yu Xiaoxiao moved towards him, getting closer to him, "At that time, we had just passed the first knockout round, and everyone was in panic all day long. All they could see was Mei Yong who was inflated but had no skills, or Xie Tai who was still holding on to the rules of reality. My sister looked at them. You can see it with your own eyes, it’s unreliable!"

Wu Tong is now interested. He knows women's self-contained skills of observing people. Most of the time, Yu Xiaoxiao pretends to be confused when interacting with people, and uses her feminine advantages to achieve her goals. Simply put It's like pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

"Then what do you see in my eyes, are they different from them?"

"It's not the same... There's loss in your eyes... Disappointment, strong unwillingness, and self-confidence and composure that you don't even realize." Yu Xiaoxiao was a little proud when she said this, as if she had insight into Wu Tong The value of this piece of jade, "I saw you sitting there that day, and I was attracted by your calm and easy demeanor. The situation is calm."

(End of this chapter)