Xueba at the same table from the future

Chapter 244 I'm Afraid You'll Be Ashamed To Death

People are ultimately responsible for what they say and do.

Chen Mu has long been deeply aware of this truth.

But unfortunately, Bai Duanyun didn't.

"what--"

Accompanied by a heart-piercing cry, Bai Duanyun was almost dragged to the ground, and even Chen Mu was thrown off the chair.

"Calm down, I didn't provoke you guys—" Seeing that the other people in the dormitory looked fierce, Chen Mu simply gave up struggling.

"You're guilty—"

Hear this.

At this time, [-]% of the people who were busy ravaging Bai Duanyun looked at Chen Mu on the ground angrily.

"What am I guilty of?"

"You don't take a shower—"

"That's because I just arrived at the dormitory, and I'll wash it later."

"You don't wash your feet—"

"We'll wash together when we can take a shower. It's not true that someone doesn't wash their feet when they take a shower."

"Do you have it?" Sports committee member Lu Da glanced at Xie Tuo beside him.

"I don't. I wash every day, even if I don't take a bath, and I don't wash when I take a bath."

"...", there was one more person who fell on the ground to accompany Chen Mu.

"I'm really not guilty, I was wronged—" The dog-headed boy still didn't give up the chance to struggle.

"No, you are guilty, and the crime is extremely serious." Now everyone became one voice.

"Where is my fault?"

"You're so handsome—"

"That's not the most important thing, it's very attractive."

Chen Mu silently turned off the charm halo that was opened just now to save his life.

"This is not the most important thing—" Li Jie, who had the best grade in the dormitory, pushed his glasses twice.

"The most important thing is that this idiot Bai Duanyun said that you are the most handsome in the dormitory. I can't bear that."

"I can't bear it either..." Some people echoed.

"What he said is all lies, you can't believe it." Seeing that everyone finally stopped moving, Chen Mu hurriedly interrupted to beg for mercy.

"No, on the contrary, we have reached a consensus on the fact that this little fool Bai Duanyun has always told the truth."

Li Jie continued to push the glasses, and then met the eyes of the head of the dormitory and others beside him, and his hands moved even more.

For a while, Chen Mu didn't even have a chance to intervene, only crying and begging for mercy.

"Today, we actually just want to bully you kid."

The concerted ravages of the dormitory lasted several minutes before barely stopping.

The result was obvious. When Bai Duanyun and Chen Mu got up, they were already covered in dust.

"So Brother Chen Mu, we are all the same now, why don't we go to the bathhouse to take a bath together."

The head of the dormitory, Xie Tuo, took advantage of the opportunity to invite Chen Mu's shoulders, and grinned at him, showing a row of white teeth very kindly.

At this time, Chen Mu had no extra thoughts, but simply felt that the people around him who were laughing foolishly at him were like demons.

No, it's not like, it is.

"You guys haven't taken a shower by this time?" Chen Mu looked back at the encirclement, but found that there was no way to escape.

"No, isn't it just half an hour after evening self-study? Except for Li Jie, who else is taking a bath, and they are all too busy watching Bai Duanyun go."

The sports committee member Lu Da also followed Xie Tuo's example and stood beside Chen Mu, which made him a little bit in a dilemma for a while.

"That's better...don't go together, I'm a little shy..." Chen Mu was a little awkward.

"What's there to be shy about? Bai Duanyun isn't even shy, you should be shy—"

Seeing that whispering was useless, the head of the dormitory simply grabbed Chen Mu's palm, which made him feel profusely sweating.

"Can we not mention this—" Bai Duanyun, who had already settled down, raised the scissors.

"This kind of thing, no matter what, is a matter of one cut, and it takes less than two cuts."

A word out.

Bai Duanyun simply ignored the person behind him and rushed to the bathroom with his clothes on his back.

"Well, did you see Xiaobaizi holding the scissors?" Everyone looked at each other with embarrassment on their faces.

"did not see it……"

"I didn't either..."

"I... Hurry up and grab that kid Chen Mu!!!"

The voice suddenly increased a few points, but it was because Chen Mu had already slipped out of the crowd.

Under the blessing of plus one of the five senses, Chen Mu, who was hidden in the darkness, looked extremely vigorous. Not only did he break through again surrounded by the crowd at the door, he even caught up with Bai Duanyun in front of him before long.

"Baimei, why are you walking so fast? Are you really ashamed of taking a bath together in the bathroom—"

Chen Mu pulled the hem of his clothes to stop Bai Duanyun, and then looked back at the people who hadn't caught up with him at this time, and then cast his gaze on the steaming bathhouse in front of him.

In rural middle schools in remote areas like Yishui High School, most of the dormitories are not equipped with complete washing facilities, and it is naturally common for people to gather in the bathhouse every winter and summer to fight together.

"It's not because I'm ashamed..." Bai Duanyun took a peek at the noisy crowd in the bathroom, and then naturally put the change of clothes aside.

"I just think that it's not a good experience to be with them today after seeing how the head of the dormitory tortured you just now."

"It's not because of what you said just now, Baimei, that you praised someone for being handsome, and they hated you a lot."

"I'm just telling the truth, in my conscience as a barber."

Bai Duanyun stopped and patted his chest twice: "Muzi, your facial features are indeed very standard, as standard as if copied and pasted."

"Copy and paste it out? Baimei, what nonsense are you talking about? The second problem that I haven't committed for a long time has started again?" Chen Mu led Bai Duanyun to find a quiet corner, and at the same time avoided the search of the people.

"I haven't said anything strange for a long time, okay?" Bai Duanyun washed his body in a hurry, and looked Chen Mu up and down casually.

"I didn't feel it before, but since I face more customers every day, I feel more and more that your face, Muzi, is very strange. The strangeness is extremely standard in every part. It is not amazing, but it belongs to the kind that you will get used to after a long time. "

"I can't compare to the mediocre Gu Tianle." Chen Mu shook his head, washing his body along with Bai Duanyun.

"Looking at it now...it's even more strange. I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, and even your body proportions have become very coordinated, Muzi."

Bai Duanyun's familiar voice came from his ear again, but this time it was obviously weaker by three points.

"I seriously doubt it now, Mu Zi, your standards are so high that you don't seem like a human being."

"Maybe you really think about it, Muzi, about your vague background."

"I'm not sure if there is a problem in this world now, but what is certain is that there must be something wrong with you, Muzi."

Bai Duanyun added a sentence very seriously, and then nodded heavily.

"I guarantee that what I just said is based on the rigorous judgment of the knowledge I have learned about the proportion of the human body."

"To tell you the truth, I actually measured it secretly in private, and my body is actually quite close to the golden ratio."

Hearing this, Chen Mu just laughed for a while, and then added something furtively in a low voice.

"Except for one place—"

"Where?"

"Kids, don't ask, or you won't be just shy."

"I'm afraid that by then you'll be ashamed to death—"

　The second part of the alliance
　　
　
(End of this chapter)