The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 78 Start Your Show

In the morning, there are usually not many people in the live broadcast room, and local tyrants rarely show up during this prime time.

But Yu Yishan's live broadcast room was quite lively. At this time, there were 10,000+ people online, and there were many Xiaohao among them. The odd gifts actually made Yu Yishan earn tens of thousands.

Yu Yishan happily put down his phone, cupped his fists and said, "Thank you for your support!"

Netizens said: "Master Shan has such a happy event, hurry up and put on a show for everyone!"

show?no problem.

Yu Yishan thought in his heart, what kind of show should he perform.

Seeing Yu Yishan's pensive appearance, netizens started booing again.

"Don't think about it, Mr. Shan, just act like punching the police station and kicking the traffic police team. The two leaders are standing by the side, waiting for you to do it!"

"Wahhaha... This is not cheating, Master Shan, don't listen to him, let's act like punching the traffic police team and kicking the police station!"

"You can't make fun of these two units, don't you have nothing to eat for the rest of your life?"

"Master Shan, let's act like a boulder in the chest!"

"Don't keep breaking big stones in your chest, this is too low-end!"

"What kind of high-end performance? Somersaults?"

Cough cough cough...

Yu Yishan coughed dryly. After all, there are two leaders watching beside him. You make fun of other people's units like this...

It must be very cool, right?Hahahahahaha...

Yu Yishan knew what the netizens wanted to see, and he just wanted him to show off his skills.

What kind of punching, what kind of kicking, what kind of breaking boulders, what kind of somersaults... They all want him to show his strength.

Yu Yishan looked at the several police officers beside him, they were all smiling as if they had picked up money, and they didn't seem to care about the ridicule of the netizens.

"Okay! Then I'll show you...a little magic trick!"

Yu Yishan patted his chest confidently.

"Little magic? Is Master Shan going to turn a bamboo pole into a fish again?"

Netizens are a little curious, wondering what tricks Yu Yishan will play again.

Yu Yishan had also performed magic before, but that so-called magic show was actually a Kung Fu show. Yu Yishan poked a live fish out of the water with a fishing rod.

If Yu Yishan insisted on saying this was magic, everyone would be more than happy to watch him perform this kind of magic.

As for those who haven't seen Yu Yishan's performance before, they are even more curious about the so-called "bamboo pole into fish" magic.

The three police officers, including those at the scene, were all a little excited, thinking to themselves, it turns out that Comrade Yu is a magic anchor.

Everyone was looking forward to it, but Yu Yishan didn't hesitate. He reached out and patted the long wooden table in front of him.

"Everyone, take a look. This is a wooden table. I made it with my own hands yesterday. There is no deceit, no deceit!"

A netizen immediately testified: "There is nothing wrong with it, I saw Master Shan do it with my own eyes!"

Director Zhou couldn't help but patted the wooden table, yes, it was a wooden table.

He suddenly remembered that he had taken pictures several times just now.

Yu Yishan chuckled, and stretched out his right index finger: "Everyone, look out, this is my finger, original, absolutely genuine... born by my mother!"

Another netizen immediately testified: "Hahaha! Nothing wrong! I watched the fucking birth with my own eyes!"

There was laughter in the live broadcast room.

Yu Yishan smiled again: "Then, who wants to take a bite and judge whether it is true or false?"

"No, no, let's start your performance!"

"Okay, then everyone will look carefully!"

Yu Yishan still had that calm smile on his face, he slowly stretched out his fingers in front of the camera, with the fingertips pointing down, hanging in the air...

Everyone's attention was focused on his fingers, the corner of Yu Yishan's mouth curled up slightly, his fingers suddenly lifted up, and he shouted: "Change!"

"what?"

There seems to be no change in the fingers...

Netizens blinked their eyes and watched for a long time, and suddenly someone sent out a barrage: "Where is the table?"

"Hey, yes, where's the table?"

"Fuck, why is the table missing?"

"No way, can Master Shan really do magic tricks? It's unscientific!"

"It's still the same sentence, there is nothing in this world that Master Shan can't do!"

"It's nothing to change a table, it's not enough for me to get between my teeth... If you have the guts, you can zoom out a little bit!"

"Yes, yes, why does Master Shan only have a half-length view of his magic tricks, let's take a panoramic view!"

"Master Shan must be playing tricks!"

"Nonsense, magic tricks are tricks!"

Netizens shouted and yelled in the live broadcast room, but several police officers at the scene laughed like pigs.

They had already seen that Yu Yishan secretly used his foot...to trip over the table.

This is also called magic?

The person who is the anchor is really funny.

Director Zhou shook his head amusedly, he looked at Captain Li next to him, and Captain Li also smiled helplessly.

If anchors can make money in this way, there will be no poor people in the world.

Yu Yishan watched them laugh happily, then bent down to help the long wooden table up.

There was even more trouble in the live broadcast room.

"Master Shan is playing tricks on us!"

"This is a scam, I want to call the police!"

"Why call the police, isn't there a policeman next to you!"

"Uncle policeman, there is someone here pretending to be beeping. The situation is critical and the nature is bad. Hurry up and arrest him!"

Yu Yishan saw the pain in the eyes of the netizens, and his big teeth were exposed when he smiled.

"Don't panic, everyone, the performance just now was just a mistake!"

"My magic trick hasn't officially started yet!"

"Okay, everyone has to watch carefully this time!"

"This is a wooden table. I made it with my own hands yesterday. There is no fraud, no deception..."

"This is my finger... well, I'm not talking nonsense!"

Yu Yishan shook his fingers in front of the camera, then stopped talking, but slowly stretched his fingers towards the wooden table.

Slowly and gently, he poked it down on the table.

"Boom!"

With a soft sound, Yu Yishan's fingers sank into the tabletop to the root.

Several police officers at the scene were stunned, and there was no movement in the live broadcast room. Everyone looked at Yu Yishan's fingers in a daze.

is this real?
Just like that, a finger poked into the wooden board of the tabletop, like poking into a piece of tofu.

Director Zhou couldn't help but took a step forward, and reached out to touch the table around his fingers.

Yu Yishan also pulled out his finger with a smile, and a small hole the size of a finger suddenly appeared on the table.

His finger pierced the table completely.

Director Zhou knocked on the wooden board of the tabletop, then stretched out his finger into the small hole, and wiped away the fine wood residue.

No problem, it's all solid wood, and what the hell is solid wood.

As Yu Yishan said, there is no deceit, no deception.

Director Zhou's eyes became a little unbelievable: "That... Comrade Xiaoyu, you can poke me again?"

"No problem...it doesn't matter how many more pokes."

Yu Yishan still had a smile and self-confidence on his face, and once again mobilized his internal strength of only three years, raised his index finger, and slowly poked it down on the table.

One, two, three, four...

Yu Yishan poked six small holes in a row, which just formed a pattern of the Big Dipper with the previous small hole.

He looked at the pattern of the Big Dipper and nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmm...it still looks like this."

(End of this chapter)