King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 194 What is toilet paper media
Chapter 194 What is toilet paper media

I thought that with the help of the second round of the FA Cup and the eight-ball victory over the opponent, the Notts County first team could have an outstanding performance in the No. 20 league round and sweep away the No. 20 league loss. decline.

Unexpectedly, Notts County, who played away against Gillingham, lost to their opponents away, and capsized in the gutter.

Gillingham winger Donald Horan took advantage of a superb counter-attacking opportunity in the No. 201 minute to win a well-placed free-kick in the frontcourt. , The ball hit the lower edge of the crossbar and bounced into the net.

By the time Reina wanted to catch the ball out of the net, it was already too late. The referee was standing in front of him. The ball had indeed crossed the line as a whole. People could see it clearly, and even protesting became a luxury.

In the ensuing game, the people of Gillingham united as one, withstood the multiple counterattacks of the Notts County players, kept the final victory at their own home court, and scored a solid three points on the road to relegation.

In the whole game, Notts County and Gillingham both took [-] shots, which is already surprising; in terms of possession time, Notts County's possession time was even ten less than Gillingham's. The percentage point also surprised many fans and gamblers. In these two key statistics, they did not reach the worst level of Notts County this season, so it is not surprising to lose.

The [-] Notts County Expedition fans continued to encourage the players who were already a little downcast. Little Curtis just kept crying. After all, he was the one who sent the free kick, and Little Curtis wanted to tackle it. , It's a pity that the legs are so short by a few centimeters, and it finally became a tactical foul.

Although they only lost one goal, Notts County lost, and it was Notts County's first two-game losing streak in the league since Wei Xun took over. It is currently four points away from the league's first place.

The most frightening thing is not the drop in the standings, but the overwhelming reports from the outside world, all kinds of gossip from the club, and the phone and fax machine in the office that are about to explode.

"Husband, Manchester City asked us if we are interested in selling Mertesacker and Chiellini, they want real information..."

"Don't sell! How could you still sell people? They are ganging up to bully people!"

If it wasn't for his daughter-in-law, Teacher Huang, who was sitting across from him, Wei Xun would definitely be yelling at him now:
"What's going on here? Didn't we just sell two players, Reina and Arbeloa? Why are all the teams in the Premier League swarming here..."

Unsurprisingly, Zhao Tai pursed his lips and smiled, signaling Wei Xun to relax. From his point of view, this kind of thing is completely understandable:

"Before Notts County was monolithic, only renting and not selling, so they didn't want to spend this thought, but now they find that Notts County will still buy players from outside, so they naturally want to give it a try."

Co-authored This is a shark that smells fishy and wants to bite Notts County.

"Look, Wei, here are the newspapers you asked for about our Notts County, and I brought you all..." Old Grant is also free now, and his complexion has improved a lot, and he can do it when he is free I went to the training ground to see my son. For Wei Xun, he is grateful but grateful. Life is really getting better day by day. "Thank God..."

Wei Xun asked his male secretary to pour a glass of water for Old Grant, then picked up the stack of newspapers, and flipped through them one by one, some were sports newspapers, some were comprehensive, and he had to turn to the sports page to check carefully.

"Marca": "Real Madrid intends to acquire Notts County's Dutch twin stars Sneijder and Robben, and the offer is 3000 million euros, waiting for Notts County's final reply. It is reported that Real Madrid Club has initialed the franchise agreement with the players. Static When the transfer window opens..."

"Aspen": "1000 million euros to buy back Iniesta and Thiago Mota, and La Masia will return to its hometown!"

"Daily Sports": "The chairman of the two clubs Bayern Munich and Notts County met in Wangjiang Tower. The two sides reached an agreement on the exchange of Lahm and Klose. Bayern Munich will add another World Cup international!"

"World Sports Daily": "After several months of joining, the Portuguese Carvalho and coach Guardiola are in the same situation. He wants to return to the Dragon Stadium in the winter window. Chairman Wei has already nodded!"

"Metro News": "AC Milan has launched the most violent offensive against Montolivo, and Ezaias has become the leader, and the winter window will join Milan City together!"

"Express": "The Notts County supermarket opened, surpassed in the first half of the season, and relegation in the second half of the season. The two days of ice and fire, Wei Xun is ready to sell players to cash out..."

"The Sun": "For Chinese football, making money is the top priority! The end of Jinyuan football is coming, spending money like water, after all, time will not last!"

……

"Hehe", Wei Xun finished reading the stack of newspapers, but took out the "Sun" by himself, "Daughter-in-law, help me find out, is this a headline party?"

Teacher Huang took the newspaper that Wei Xun handed over and read it carefully. Five minutes later, Huang Yingying nodded at Wei Xun and said, "Indeed, the title is very good, but the content and title don't match at all, no I know what he is talking about, and most of the content in the article is not true."

"Haha", after dealing with the messy buying information, Marotta also joined the conversation between Wei Xun and his wife, "Huang, the opportunities in the "Sun" are not true, they are good at gossip and breaking news field of……"

"Of course, daughter-in-law, let me tell you, they are serious toilet paper media!" Wei Xun seemed to recall the classification of these sports media in later generations. It seems that "The Sun" belongs to the category of toilet paper, which is a compilation Created indiscriminately, but ordinary people like to watch this, you say it is irritating or not.

"Wei, what is toilet paper media? Your Chinese is too difficult to understand..."

"Toilet paper media?" Wei Xun thought for a while, then got up, walked to the whiteboard in the office, picked up the oil-based pen, and started writing on the whiteboard:

"For example, "The Sun" said that Barcelona wanted Iniesta. A few days later, "Mundo Deportivo" broke the news that Barcelona was close to signing Iniesta, and the transfer fee was 500 million. , A few days later, "Aspen" said that the two parties had initialed the agreement, but in the end, we officially announced that Iniesta and the team renewed their contract..."

"These media are good at catching rumors and spreading gossip, and their credibility is very low. I can't think of other places where they can be used except to paste toilet walls. Making toilet paper is flattering them." After finishing speaking, Wei Xun turned around and drew a big cross on the names of these newspapers.

"The place where useless things are discharged is called a toilet, and the thing that wraps useless things is called paper. The Sun is full of useless things. It is not too much to call it toilet paper..."

Ma Dan, toilet paper toilet paper, this title is really too appropriate.

It's time for Wei Xun to get ready to use the materials he has accumulated for a long time. What kind of bullshit century-old newspaper, the world's number one newspaper, I will let you see what the end of nonsense is!
(End of this chapter)