i have a date with a hero

Chapter 252
Looking at the three big characters "Jingyanggang" on the stone tablet in front, this is the rhythm of fighting a tiger!He couldn't help frowning, Wu Song, who was so drunk with such virtue, how could he beat a tiger?
Wu Song staggered from side to side and his foot slipped, and he was about to fall to the ground after a somersault.Lu Buping immediately rushed over and grabbed him.Fortunately, I have quick eyesight and quick hands, otherwise, you will stumble.

"You are unreasonable," Wu Song angrily shook off his hand, "I want to lie on the bed and sleep, what are you pulling me for?"

Where did the bed come from in this wilderness?Talking nonsense with your eyes open is something only a drunk can do.Complaining about everything with drunks, I must not be far from mad.

Facing Wu Song who fell to the ground and fell asleep, Lu Buping could do nothing but sigh.As he is now, let alone beating a tiger, it's almost as good as a tiger's snack.

As soon as this idea popped up, Lu Buping startled himself.Immediately looking around, it was pitch black, and nothing could be seen clearly.If, now the tiger is here, then they can only serve as snacks.

Lao Shi, don't you like to meddle in other people's business the most?Now is a good time, don't you miss it?If Wu Song was eaten by a tiger.There is no way to sing the following scenes.

Suddenly, hearing disturbances in the jungle, Lu Buping became even more nervous.He picked up Wu Song who was on the ground, and ran away.

"What's the matter with you, disturbing people's dreams, begging for beating?"

"Wu Song, you have the ability to fight the tiger. Playing drunk in front of me, hum, I won't serve you!"

Before Wu Song could swing his whistle stick, Lu Buping kicked him down to the ground.Looking at the person who fell on the ground, he fell asleep again.

"Drunk man, it's really unreasonable!" Lu Buping leaned on the tree trunk, looking at Wu Song who was snoring and soundly asleep, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

Before he had time to laugh, he froze immediately, facing a ferocious big tiger, heading straight towards Lu Buping.

No way, Wu Song is drunk, this tiger wants to fight with me?Lao Shi, you are too deceitful.Tigers are nationally protected animals, how can I do it?
Master, what are you talking about?It's time for you to show your talents.You shouldn't be afraid, you can't beat it, right?Tsk tsk, this system has thought of ten thousand ways for you to die.I really didn't expect that it would be buried in the mouth of a tiger.This is what happens with meddling.

I really don't know how to deal with the uneven road.Holding the whistle stick on the ground tightly, if you hit it, you will die, if you don't hit it, you will die.So why am I wasting my efforts?Seeing that the tiger was about to rush towards him, he turned around and hid behind the big tree at the last moment.

Lu Buping hid behind a tree, his forehead, the back of his spine, and his whole body were soaked in sweat.Still holding the whistle stick tightly in his hand.Every second of this moment is suffering.Time was passing by, and he heard a muffled grunt, and there was no movement.

Will the tiger not eat the meat that reaches its mouth?This is so unscientific.Could it be that Wu Song was eaten?Oops, how did I forget him?Being eaten by tigers, they didn't make a sound.This Wu Song must not be drunk to death, right?

Lao Shi, no matter he was drunk to death, he was still eaten by a tiger.It has nothing to do with me, you are reasonable and you will not implicate the innocent, right?
Seeing Wu Song lying on the ground well, still snoring and sleeping.There was no sign of a tiger around him, and Lu Buping was even more puzzled.What the hell is going on here?Kungfu disappears after a while?Could it be that everything is my hallucination?I can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Isn't this too ridiculous?
He came out slowly from behind the tree and came to Wu Song.Looking back, he looked in front of the tree where he was hiding just now.Suddenly startled, the tiger hit the tree? !Its eyes were so short-sighted that it stuck its head in a tree and was killed.

I have heard of "waiting for the rabbit", but this is the first time I have seen a tiger that crashed into a tree to death.The tiger known as the king of the forest, isn't this too tough?

Master, you are the toughest.Such an emergency situation was resolved so easily.How lucky you are!It's so incredible that nothing in a million miles can make you catch up.This system has nothing to say.

Watching the bright red blood flow all over the floor.With so much blood, the tiger was completely dead.Running and jumping all the way, startled and frightened, I was finally able to sit down and rest for a while.He opened the wrapped beef in his arms and ate every bite.Before he knew it, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Hearing the chirping of birds around him, Lu Buping opened his eyes and stretched himself.But to his surprise, both Wu Song and Tiger disappeared.No way, I've been busy for most of the night, and I don't even have anything to do with me.

I knew that Wu Song was a selfish guy.However, I didn't expect that he would leave me alone, it was too much.

Lu Buping packed his things and touched the envelope that Zhu Gui gave him yesterday.Wu Song, the saboteur, deserves to be paid.

Opening the envelope, I saw a bank note of 2000 taels in the third chapter.To his surprise, Zhu Gui really had money and no place to spend it. 6000 taels of silver bills is too bad for Wu Song.

Shopkeeper Zhu took Liangshan's money and ransacked everywhere. Does Wang Lun know?If you make small moves behind your back, sooner or later you will suffer.Next time I see him, I must give him a good lesson.

Lu Buping packed his package and saw a stream not far away.I was startled in a cold sweat last night, and my body was so sticky and uncomfortable.After taking a bath and changing clothes, Lu Buping came to Yanggu County refreshed.

As soon as he arrived, he immediately inquired about Wang Po's teahouse.Not to mention, this Wang Po is a well-known figure no matter where she is.

"Grandma Wang, please stay safe!"

Wang Po was really surprised when she saw the Taoist priest coming.Holding tea, greeted with a smile.

"Daozhang, where did you come from? The old woman really didn't expect to meet old friends here."

"Grandma Wang, Poor Dao, I will stay for a few more days this time, please clean up the room."

"Master Daoist, you are really an old slave. How can I live in this small teahouse?"

"It's okay, keep everything simple when you're away from home. I'm poor, I don't pay so much attention."

As soon as Lu Buping finished speaking, he saw Wu Song, who was being carried on a sedan chair, approaching surrounded by the crowd.Dressed in red, so majestic.Alas, we agreed to go up the mountain to fight tigers.Who would have thought that it was the tiger who didn't see the road clearly and was killed, and Wu Song took advantage of it.I've been busy for most of the night, but I didn't leave anything behind, who can I ask for an argument?

Master, are you out of balance again?How can I satisfy you?Do you want to assign the title of Tiger Fighting Hero to you?If you didn't get eaten by a tiger last night, you can be content.

You actually want to live in Wang Po's teahouse.Do you want to climb the window to watch the fun?Or do you want to be a third party and intervene in other people's feelings?Alas, no matter which one, they are meddling in their own business.

"Daoist, this man is terrible, he actually killed the tiger on Jingyang Ridge."

Hearing this, Lu Buping smiled and remained silent.Looking at the small attic opposite, that is Wu Dalang's home.The door is locked and the windows are closed, Wu Dalang is worried.

Alas, a woman in her twenties stays alone in an empty room with no one to talk to.Tsk tsk, I'm really suffocating.Wu Song's sudden intrusion was not the only life-saving straw she could grasp.

This Wu Song is also true, my sister-in-law just wants to find someone to talk to.Why don't you understand style?

Seeing that the Taoist priest had been looking in the direction of Wu Dalang's house, Wang Po suddenly understood.Daoist Emotion and this Wu Da lady are also old acquaintances.

"Master Daoist, don't look, Mrs. Wu, don't go out." Wang Po laughed, "That's really a girl from a rich family. She doesn't step outside the door."

This Wang Po has the face to say that a girl from a rich family was also hooked up by you and turned into a murderer.You are really good at it.However, it doesn't have to be in the right place.It's a waste of all my ability and good tongue.

Master, are you praising someone or hurting him?You don't use dirty words when swearing, your eloquence is really soaring.

　Did the tiger have to be killed?I don't think so.Sitting on the sidelines is likely to be a tiger with bad eyesight.Just to make you smile!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)