history's cheapest

Chapter 67 This fart is a bit big
"What's so special about an ice-broken black tea that can be seen everywhere on the roadside!" The boy looked disdainful.

"You'll know if you try it?" Fan Jian said with a smile on his face.

Although Fan Jian's smile looked normal, Qi Xiaotian and Lin Dong looked so cheap for some reason!

"Oh, try it!" The boy agreed with a sneer.

Fan Jian picked up a bottle of black tea casually and opened the bottle cap. No one saw that a handful of powdery things fell into the bottle the moment Fan Jian opened the bottle cap!

"Come on, drink!"

"Drinking from a bottle is a sign of inferior people!" The boy looked disdainful.

Obviously this boy often came to Qi Xiaotian's house, and he was very familiar with the furnishings in the latter's house. He went straight to the wine cabinet, opened the wine cabinet, took out a goblet, poured black tea into the goblet, and gently Shaking the goblet with an elegant expression, it seems that the cup is not the black tea that can be seen everywhere, but the top red wine.

After shaking for a while, I took a sip gently!
Immediately said with disdain: "This is a bottle of ordinary black tea!"

Fan Jian shook his head and said: "How can you feel it after just one sip, but you will feel it after drinking a little more!"

Looking at Fan Jian's serious appearance, Qi Xiaotian couldn't help but feel a little shaken in his heart. Could it be that these are really not ordinary black tea?

The boy also took a sip suspiciously, then closed his eyes and tasted it carefully, and then he was sure that it was ordinary Master Kong iced tea, which had no flavor except sweetness.

Looking at the boy's appearance, Qi Xiaotian couldn't help but ask, "Xiaoshi, how does it taste?"

"Uncle Qi, you were deceived by him, this is definitely an ordinary iced tea!" the boy said with a vow.

"This is really not an ordinary iced black tea!" Fan Jian said firmly, "Didn't you feel any reaction in your stomach?"

"What's the reaction in the stomach?" The boy was taken aback, and subconsciously said: "No..."

As a result, before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, as if the river was overwhelming, he quickly covered his stomach with his hands, and said with a painful expression: "Uncle Qi, I'll excuse you first!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, just less than one meter away!
Bang!
Just fart!

The most frightening thing was that the fart was not only loud, but also brought up a hurricane, which messed up Qi Xiaotian's hair behind him!

Qi Xiaotian was completely fooled by this fart!
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped

Fan Jian applauded suddenly at this time, and said with admiration: "This brother is really courageous and courageous. He actually dares to fart tentatively at this time. I admire, admire!"

"you……"

The boy turned his head and stared at Fan Jian fiercely!

"If I were you, I would go to the bathroom now!" Fan Jian said with a smile.

In my heart, I feel that this hundred cheapness is worth spending too much, this thing is awesome!

It turned out that he just bought an item in the system mall called a thousand miles away!

Bleeding thousands of miles: One of the cheap and rare medicines, this medicine is colorless and tasteless, and it melts in water. People who take this medicine will fart like thunder.

"You wait for me!"

The boy left a ruthless sentence and hurriedly walked towards the bathroom, leaving a fart every two steps!

Qi Xiaotian came back to his senses, and asked Fan Jian: "Xiao Jian, why did he do this?"

"It must have been an expired drink!" Fan Jian said casually.

"Are these drinks expired?" Qi Xiao asked subconsciously.

Fan Jian nodded shyly: "Yes, Uncle Qi, you also know that I am very poor now, and I can only afford this kind of expired drink, so just make do with it!"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

Drink your sister, I don't want to spend the whole day in the toilet, especially if I have to fart constantly, I don't want to lose face.

Lin Dong was also speechless. Others couldn't find a way to give gifts to his master. This Fan Jian is great. It doesn't matter to give this kind of iced black tea that costs dozens of yuan a box, but it's still expired!

Crunch!

At this moment, the door opened, and Qi Mengshu walked in accompanied by a woman in her 30s with a good face, exquisite makeup, and a set of casual clothes. This was Qi Mengshu's mother——Tang Qiqi, although she looked She looks like she's in her early thirties, but it's actually because of good maintenance. Her actual age is only one year younger than Qi Xiaotian's!

"Aunt Tang!" Fan Jian greeted with a smile!

"Xiaojian is here, why are you standing at the door and not going in to sit?!" Tang Qiqi asked.

"I……"

Bang!
Just as Fan Jian was about to answer, he heard a loud noise from the toilet.

The sudden sound startled Tang Qiqi and Qi Mengshu.

"What's that sound?" Tang Qiqi asked.

"This is..." Qi Xiaotian was just about to explain.

bang, bang, bang...

Another series of loud bangs!
Qi Mengshu frowned slightly when he heard the voice, and asked, "Dad, the voice seems to come from the bathroom. You don't know how to study some lethal weapons in the bathroom, do you?"

Qi Xiaotian: ...

My company is doing high-tech products, researching lethal weapons, and even if I really want to research, I won’t be in my own toilet!
"Honey, what's going on?" Tang Qiqi asked.

Qi Xiaotian said awkwardly: "Actually, Xu Shi is in the bathroom!"

"What is he doing in the bathroom? Why is it so loud? I thought someone was planning a terrorist attack!" Tang Qiqi said with a sigh of relief.

Crunch!

While several people were talking, the toilet door opened. Xu Shi's complexion was sallow, and he walked out leaning on the wall. Seeing Tang Qiqi at the door, she still didn't forget to say hello: "Aunt Tang!"

Looking at Xu Shi's appearance, Tang Qiqi couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Xiao Shi, what's wrong with you? Do you want to call a doctor for you?"

"No...no need!" Xu Shi said tremblingly.

"Uncle Qi, I'm sorry...I'm sorry!"

"It's okay, if you're not feeling well, go back first!" Qi Xiaotian thought that Xu Shi was not feeling well, and wanted to say goodbye to him and leave early.

Xu Shi shook his head: "Uncle Qi, that's not what I meant."

"Then you are..."

Qi Xiaotian looked at Xu Shi with a puzzled expression.

A blush appeared on Xu Shi's sallow face, and he said hesitantly, "I... just... just... accidentally gave... your toilet... collapsed!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole room instantly became silent. Qi Xiaotian and the others stared at Xu Shi in disbelief. How powerful is this fart? It can even collapse the toilet!

Xu Shi blushed so much that he could bleed, it was so embarrassing, he came to someone's house as a guest, and actually broke the toilet, and said in a low voice: "Uncle Qi, don't worry, I will call someone to come and replace it for you. Press one!"

"No...no need!" Qi Xiaotian came back to his senses and refused.

Fan Jian said in admiration: "Brother is really not an ordinary person. I heard that the toilet can be blocked before. This is the first time I heard that the toilet can be broken. This is probably not the No. 1 in history, brother. I really admire, admire!"

(End of this chapter)