history's cheapest

Chapter 442

I know you bastard, I'm not a man in the rivers and lakes!

And what is the nickname of your yin brother and yang brother?

People's nicknames are Xuanming Erlao, Dongxiexixidu, your nicknames are so LOW!
Fan Jian really didn't want to complain.

"Brother, he looks down on us and asked me to kill him!" Humpty Humpty roared angrily and raised his hands.

Don't look at this chubby guy, his speed is not slow, he appeared in front of Fan Jian in the blink of an eye, and came straight to Fan Jian's door with his palm.

Fan Jian was not afraid at all, and directly greeted him with a palm.

boom!
The two palms touched together, and the two stepped back at the same time!
One step, two steps, three steps!
The two retreated the same distance and stopped at the same time!
The short fat man looked at Fan Jian with excitement on his face: "I didn't expect to be a master!"

Fan Jian stared at Humpty Humpty with a shocked face, such great power, and what happened to that palm just now, why did he feel an astonishing heat from his hand? After drinking Gene Modification Fluid B, his body's defense was greatly enhanced, and he even suspected that his palms would be scalded by the heat!

This is different from the few ancient martial arts masters I met before.

The system mocked mercilessly: "You have only seen a few ancient martial arts masters, and they are still masters. The highest combat power is only more than 100, can you be called a master?"

Fan Jian: "I am willing, you bite me!"

After replying, Fan Jian put on the detector to watch the fighting power of the two.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it's shocking to see it.

The short fat man's fighting power is as high as 260 points, and the tall bamboo pole's 299 points. In terms of pure fighting power, they are comparable to the killer Arthur William a few days ago, and the degree of danger of these two people must be far higher than Ya's. Sir William, why do you say that?

It's very simple. At that time, Arthur William relied on drugs to improve his combat effectiveness, and he had lost his sanity at that time. He was fighting entirely by instinct, and the two of them were sober. Although they were a bit stupid, they could practice After all, the power exerted must be much greater than that of Arthur William!

For the first time, Fan Jian had doubts about whether he could beat these two people.

The system said in his mind: "I'm afraid of wool, I just do it with my eyes closed. You have the largest system in my history. If you can't beat it, you will pay for it. Buy items from the mall and beat them to death!"

Fan Jian: "Hehe, I want to deceive Lao Tzu to spend my cheap air, dreaming!"

Gao Zhugan was also surprised when he saw that Fan Jian was able to withstand the attack of his stupid brother, and immediately said with a sneer: "So you are with him, if that's the case, let's keep you!"

Fan Jian: ...

Brother, where did you come to the conclusion that I was with him?
"Take him down and force him to ask where he has taken Dong XZ!" Gao Zhugan said.

"I will handle it!"

After Humpty Humpty replied, he moved again and yelled, "Eat me with a fiery palm!"

Immediately afterwards, Fan Jian saw a scene that shocked him. He saw that the short and fat man's hands turned red, emitting a thick wave of heat.

This move looks so powerful, but why do I have a strong visual sense of Wumao special effects?

Fan Jian crazily complained: "Author, do you not have enough funds to fool readers with [-] cents special effects?"

"Are you stupid, don't talk about the special effects of [-] cents, even if you give him [-] cents of special effects, readers can't see it, okay?"

"Then you can't fool readers like this."

"I'm doing it for the sake of the readers. If I describe a lot of palms as awesome, the readers will scold me for my word count."

"This fart makes sense!"

Returning to the battle scene, Fan Jian faced this palm, curled his lips in disdain, and said, "You think your Fire Palm is NB, look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?
The Humpty Humpty figure paused, subconsciously thinking: Could it be the legendary secret of the Beggar Gang?

Immediately afterwards, he saw that Fan Jian directly dodged his fiery palm move, circled around behind him, and hit his ass with one palm after another.

The power of each slap is not too great, but for some reason, as the slap fell, he felt a sense of relief in his heart, and couldn't help moaning loudly: "Ah, the cuff is so refreshing, so good. comfortable!"

This shameful voice was louder and louder than ever!
Eighteen palms and call it a day!
Fan Jian stood aside calmly and said, "How is it, are you happy?"

"It's so refreshing!" Humpty Humpty said happily.

Gao Zhugan was at the side, but his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he scolded: "What the hell are you doing, I told you to catch him, not to make you feel hot~!"

Humpty Humpty defended weakly: "But are his few slaps really comfortable? I couldn't help but screamed out!"

The veins on Gao Zhugan's forehead protruded.

Fan Jian said: "Do you want to be more comfortable?"

Humpty Humpty said excitedly, "Is that okay? Then I want it!"

Fan Jian: "To satisfy your wish, the medicine cannot be stopped!"

The medicine cannot be stopped, what the hell is this?
Before Gao Zhugan could react, he saw his stupid younger brother suddenly twist his fat body, and then take off his clothes one by one.

"My Cao, you idiot, what are you doing, stop quickly and put the clothes on for me!" Gao Zhugan roared.

"Brother, I can't control myself!" Humpty Dumpty shouted while jumping.

When all the clothes on his body were stripped off, Humpty Humpty's movements stopped.

Fan Jian said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be as fat as a pig, but you are still very flexible in this dance?"

Gao Zhugan said angrily, "Hurry up and put the clothes on for me!"

Humpty Humpty put on his clothes in a hurry, and said, "Brother, I..."

"Shut up, I'll embarrass you!" Gao Zhugan scolded with a livid face.

Immediately looking at Fan Jian, he said, "What kind of kung fu did you do just now?"

"Guess?" Fan Jian said with a smile.

"Could it be that this is the magic sound that has been lost for a long time in the martial arts world and can confuse people's minds!" Gao Zhugan said with a grim expression.

Fan Jian: ...

The magic sound is a fart, this is a system skill, forget it, tell him, he won't understand it, so don't say it!
Gao Zhugan said to Humpty Dumpty with a solemn expression: "Idiot, the opponent is weird, let's take him down together!"

"Okay, brothers work together to break the diamond!" Humpty said.

Gao Zhugan said with a dark face: "Then it's brothers working together to break gold!"

"But aren't diamonds harder than gold?" Humpty Dumpty asked.

"Love what TM is, let's take him down first!"

Gao Zhugan roared and rushed towards Fan Jian, and the short fat man followed closely behind...

(End of this chapter)