history's cheapest

Chapter 364
Fan Jian: ...

Do you even need to ask this TM?

How does this look alike from head to toe?It's just two people, okay?
Fan Jian smiled awkwardly.

Xiaowei said: "Then I will prove it to you!"

Proof, does this still need proof?
Xiaowei clicked a photo on herself, and then said to Fan Jian, "Look at it."

Fan Jian stared at Xiaowei's movements with wide eyes, and saw Xiaowei skillfully opened a photo editing software, and then said: "As a girl, when people post photos, a little PS is not too much, right?"

"It doesn't count!"

Fan Jian shook his head subconsciously, and then watched Xiao Wei operate the phone while saying: "First, I will make a thin face, and then I will do a skin smoothing, so that the eyes will become bigger..."

After a set of procedures was completed, a figure appeared on the mobile phone.

Immediately Xiaowei said with a proud face: "Well, I'll just say it's me!"

Fan Jian looked at the changed photo on the screen of the phone, and he was already Smecta.

This thing can be called PS, this is simply a substitution, okay?

I saw that the person in the photo had turned into an oval face, with big eyes, fair skin and long legs, only a little shadow of Xiao Wei could be seen on the outline of the face.

Fan Jian is really on his knees now, this PS technique is worthy of being one of the four major magic arts in Asia along with sex change technique, make-up technique, and plastic surgery.
"It is indeed you!" Fan Jian nodded and admitted, and then said to the system: "Okay, now you give up!"

The system was downcast and didn't want to talk, feeling that life was dark.

Xiaowei pulled Fan Jian's arm happily, and said very familiarly: "Handsome brother, where are we going to play now?"

Fan Jian looked at Xiaowei and suddenly realized a serious problem, that is, although the system was cheated and suffered serious mental damage, but he himself was even more miserable and would suffer physical damage, so no trace was left He took his hand out of Xiaowei's and said with a serious face, "I thought of something very important."

"What's the matter?" Xiaowei asked pretending to be cute.

Fan Jian said seriously: "I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the natural gas. It's going to catch fire. I have to go back and turn off the natural gas."

Xiaowei: "It's a fire, what a coincidence, I just brought a fire extinguisher, I'll go with you!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand, and the lady-wearing tycoon who had left just now rushed back, holding a large fire extinguisher in his hand.

Fan Jian looked at Xiao Wei in confusion: "Why do you carry a fire extinguisher with you?"

Xiaowei said with a puzzled face: "I don't know why, every time my little brother meets me, his house will catch fire, so I bring my own fire extinguisher just in case!"

Fan Jian: ...

Xiaowei doesn't understand, she understands herself, she obviously made an appointment with Qiuxiang, but Ruhua came, who the hell doesn't make excuses to leave, but can't you be a little creative, everyone said the house was on fire, it was too LOW.

But he seems to have forgotten that he is also one of them.

Fan Jian smiled awkwardly and said: "I remember wrongly, the gas tank at home has been turned off, otherwise let's go eat something!"

The system roared in Fan Jian's mind: "Fuck you, little bitch, fuck her, kill her!"

Fan Jian said: "Honey, don't be so irritable, don't you know a word, fat people are potential stocks, as long as she loses weight, she will probably be similar to the post-PS photo!"

Ha ha!

The system only made two hecks, and returned Fan Jian's middle finger!
Xiaowei shook her head and said: "Eating is boring, I am so tired, I know a hotel, the bed there is very comfortable, let's go somewhere to rest!"

Fan Jian: ...

rest?

Seeing Xiao Wei's eyes glowing, Fan Jian couldn't help shivering, "Fuck, if I go to rest now, I'm going to fall into the trap of a sheep."

So Fan Jianyi said in a serious manner: "No, you are a girl. If you go to have a room with me, it will be bad for your reputation. I can't go!"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
Xiaowei applauded lightly and said, "Congratulations, you passed the test again!"

Fan Jian was a little confused!
What the hell, is this another test?

Immediately Xiaowei continued: "I'm not really Xiaowei, in fact Xiaowei is my lady."

Fan Jian was speechless, he just wanted to say: The city knows how to play!
Just an online dating, so many tests?
That is to say, the system is not a real person, otherwise it would have collapsed after being tricked so many times.

"Brother, wait a moment, my lady will be here soon!" the woman said.

A few minutes later, a girl appeared in Fan Jian's sight. She looked like she was in her early twenties. She looked very sweet and cute. She looked at Fan Jian with a sweet smile and said, "Handsome brother, we finally met." , you are more handsome in real life than in your photos!"

Fan Jian smiled triumphantly: "General, general, I'm not too handsome, there are two or three people in the world who are more handsome than me!"

The fat woman was speechless, and she slandered in her heart: I'm really shameless, saying you're fat and still panting.

"Ha ha!"

Xiaowei covered her mouth and smiled softly, and said, "Handsome brother, you are still as humorous as you are on the Internet. When Sister Qiu tested you just now, I was really afraid that you would not be able to hold on and go to open a room with Sister Qiu. In that case , the two of us won’t be able to see each other.”

Fan Jian was speechless, and just wanted to say: You really think too much about this, if you go to have a room with her, how distorted is your aesthetics?

"Ha ha!"

Fan Jian threw Xiaowei a haha, and then said to the system: "Dear, she tempted you again and again, can you bear this kind of thing, anyway, I can't bear it, let's go now and block her! "

The system looked at Xiaowei in front of her with a nympho, and murmured, "So beautiful, so cute, exactly as I imagined."

Fan Jian: ...%
"Brother, did you hear what I said?"

The system came back to its senses: "Ah, what did you say?"

"I said she tempted you again and again, obviously she can't trust you, can you bear it?"

"I can!" The system said without hesitation.

Fan Jianxin was very tired: "If you don't go, brother go."

"You dare, if you drive me away, I will fight with you!" The system threatened Fan Jian with claws and claws, and then looked at Xiaowei obsessively: "Quickly ask Xiaowei for me, are you tired? Are you thirsty?" Not thirsty, or go to rest."

Fan Jian looked at the system helplessly, and only wanted to say one thing: licking the dog until the end, nothing left.

But who made me agree to the system, so I had to obediently turn into the incarnation of the system, and chat with Xiaowei according to the system's instructions. I have to say that the system still has a way of picking up girls. Wei's face was flushed, and she would tell a few jokes from time to time, which made Xiao Wei's laughing branches tremble.

(End of this chapter)