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Chapter 361 Online dating is risky

"My dear sweetie is finally coming, I feel my heart beating faster, I'm about to pass out!" The system looked like a nympho.

Fan Jian: ...

This system is hopeless!

It's exactly ten o'clock!
There is no trace of the system's online dating girlfriend.

The system said worriedly: "Why haven't you come yet, she can't let me go?"

"Or she just doesn't love me anymore, she's been cheating on me!"

"Little bitch, I feel like I've lost my love, what should I do?"

Fan Jian said with a smile: "Don't always think about the bad things, think about the good things."

"You mean it's not that she doesn't want to come, but that she's stuck on the road?"

"That's right, it must be like this. The capital city is a place with high incidence of traffic jams in the country. Traffic jams are normal at this time."

Fan Jian shook his head and said, "No, I just want to tell you that she might have been in a car accident, or she might be robbed halfway!"

As soon as the words came out, the system's face changed instantly. Looking at Fan Jian, his eyes were full of resentment, and he said through gritted teeth: "If something happens to my dear, I will kill you first, and then commit suicide!"

Fan Jian: ...

He really wants to ask now, who invented this retarded system?

The system was depressed at first, but after a few seconds, it became excited instantly, and smiled triumphantly: "I said my dear would not let me go, I just asked my dear, she is really stuck in the road, at most It's only two or three minutes away!"

"Then congratulations!" Fan Jian sighed lazily.

The system said with a serious face: "Don't be so sloppy, cheer me up, you have to show your best side in front of my dear."

Fan Jian: "No need, the way I am now is already very good, if I make it more handsome, I'm afraid that your dear will be empathetic."

"You fart, the relationship between me and my darling is unswerving, and the sea is dry!" The system strongly retorted.

Ha ha!

Fan Jian sneered.

Ever since the system knew that his online dating girlfriend would arrive in a few minutes, the whole person became excited, everyone looked like her online dating girlfriend, and Fan Jian asked in his mind: "Is this girl?"

"She's like my darling, too."

"This is also a bit similar!"

……

Fan Jian said from the side: "Don't pay attention to girls all the time, your dear is probably a big guy who picks his feet, I think that is quite similar!"

While speaking, he pointed to a man in his 30s not far away from him, with a thick back and a beard, looking around, as if he was looking for someone else.

System: "You fart, my dear is definitely the kind of cute girl who is petite and cute. It is absolutely impossible to be a big guy who picks his feet, absolutely impossible! Absolutely!"

After Fan Jian glanced at the big man, he said with a half-smile, "Then you may be disappointed this time."

I saw the big man looked around, and when he saw Fan Jian, his eyes lit up immediately, and he walked towards Fan Jian with strides, and then asked in a rough voice: "You are so handsome that someone beat you up." ?”

Handsome being beaten?
This screen name sounds like an embarrassment, doesn't it?

So I asked in my mind: "Your online name is this?"

The system didn't speak, but looking at the system's expression of despair and lovelessness, it shows that his screen name is really this!

Fan Jian was powerless to complain about the online name of the second middle school, but when he thought that the online dating girlfriend that the system had been dreaming about was actually a big guy, he suddenly laughed heartlessly: "Haha, you also have today, haha, this is Your online girlfriend, tsk tsk!"

"Shut up!" the system roared angrily.

Immediately, his face was full of pain, the person he was dating on the Internet was a man, I am dead, ahhh!
Fan Jian looked at the painful appearance of the system, and comforted him: "This is the need to be cautious in online dating, there are risks, you are still young!"

Fan Jian really wanted to hold back, but when he saw the appearance of the big man, he still couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.

The system stared at Fan Jian resentfully. He had never wanted to kill Fan Jian as much as he did now. This bitch, even though he was so sad, could actually laugh and feel a little sympathy.

The big man saw that he had been asking for a long time, but Fan Jian didn't answer, and said impatiently, "Are you being chopped off for being handsome?"

Fan Jian nodded and said, "I am, you are..."

At this time, Fan Jian suddenly thought of an important question. It seems that he still doesn't know the name of the online dating girlfriend in the system?

So he hurriedly said, "What's the name of your online dating girlfriend, the guy who picks his feet?"

The system is now feeling dejected, depressed, and full of despair. It doesn't want to answer Fan Jian's question at all.

Fortunately, the foot-snapping man didn't notice that Fan Jian was stuck, or he didn't care about it at all, so he opened his mouth and said, "You are so handsome that someone cut you down. You didn't find the wrong person wherever you went. I will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, he punched Fan Jian fiercely.

I wipe?

What's up with this Nima?

Didn't you say that your online dating girlfriend is running now?
How come you hit yourself when you come up?

Could it be that the scammer from the system pretends to be a cute girl to deceive people online, so people are so angry?
But Fan Jian didn't have time to think deeply, the fist was about to land on Fan Jian's body.

Before Fan Jian took the Genetic Evolution Liquid, this kind of attack would not be able to do anything to him, not to mention that now that he is taking the Genetic Evolutionary Liquid, his physical fitness has improved a lot, and he dodged the punch with a single dodge!
"Dude, did you misunderstand something?" Fan Jian said.

The man sneered: "Misunderstand your uncle, go to hell!"

The man punched Fan Jian continuously with one punch after another.

Fan Jian dodged left and right, and none of his punches could hit Fan Jian.

Fan Jian looked at the man and didn't speak, so he said in his mind: "My dear, how did you deceive his feelings?"

When the system heard this, it immediately became angry: "I didn't deceive his feelings, but he has been deceiving me, deceiving my weak heart. A big guy who picks his feet is actually pretending to be a cute girl. My heart is so cold right now." , Little Bitch, beat him up and avenge me!"

Fan Jian hesitated and said, "It's not good to hit someone, is it?"

"As long as you avenge me, I will give you one hundred more cheapness points!" the system said harshly.

"I'm not that kind of person."

"five hundred!"

"It's not a big deal."

"one thousand!"

Fan Jian said instantly: "It depends on what you are talking about, whether you are cheap or not, we are brothers, your business is mine, I guarantee you will be satisfied!"

While talking, taking advantage of the man's punch, Fan Jian grabbed the man's arm with one hand, and threw it over his shoulder!

boom!
The man fell down immediately, and Fan Jian was about to beat the man into a pig-headed three. The moment he raised his fist...

(End of this chapter)