history's cheapest

Chapter 359 The System Asks for Help

"Dear host, little bitch, don't be so repulsive to others, we don't know each other, I have me in you, and you in me!" The system said with a smile all over its face.

Fan Jian felt like he was pregnant when he heard the nasty words. Nima, this is definitely an illusion. How could it be a system? The current nutrition express line is too sloppy, and he can even get drunk, no, my own Go to sleep and wake up!
system:……

"I can tell you seriously and responsibly that you are not drunk, this happened for real!" the system said with a straight face.

"Okay, what's the matter with you, tell me quickly!" Fan Jian said.

The system blushed, twitched, and said hesitantly: "I...I..."

Looking at the humanized appearance of the system, Fan Jian had to sigh. Compared with the real artificial intelligence of the system, the Pangu system he developed is simply artificially retarded, and there is no comparison at all!
After working with the system for a long time, I finally said, "I want you to run for me?"

What?

Fan Jian's mind is a little out of turn, what is going on?

The system looked at Fan Jian's stunned look, and said, "Didn't I have a girlfriend on the Internet? Yesterday, I told her that I came to the capital, and she happened to be here too, so I want to run now!"

Fan Jian: ...

"Honey, online dating is all about dying at the sight of light, so you're not afraid that the person you're dating online is a 40-year-old guy who picks his feet?"

The system said angrily: "I don't allow you to slander my sweetheart, I've already sent her photos."

"All the photos can be photoshopped. Besides, aren't you invincible on the Internet, and you haven't checked her real identity?" Fan Jian asked curiously.

"You know what? Online dating is about this kind of hazy love. After checking her information, this love is not pure!" the system said sweetly.

Fan Jian: ...

The current appearance of the system is very much like a middle school boy in virtual love!

"Then I have another question. I don't know if you know it. Most netizens usually go to KFC. What if she wants to take me to open a room after I go?" Fan Jian asked curiously.

"Will not!"

"What if it happens?"

"There's no chance, my dear is not that kind of person!" the system said resolutely.

"I mean, what if, what if this happens?" Fan Jian teased.

Veins popped out of the system's face, and a gigantic lightning bolt appeared on his hand, illuminating his face extremely ferociously: "If you dare to touch a single hair of my darling, I will... electrocute you to death!"

Seeing the terrifying appearance of the system, Fan Jian couldn't help shivering, damn it, it would be life-threatening to meet the netizens for the system, so he quickly said, "I'm not going!"

The system quickly put away the lightning in its hand, put on a friendly look, and said: "Little bitch, don't be afraid, as long as you don't touch my dear, I won't do anything to you, don't worry Already!"

Don't worry, don't worry, I won't take the initiative, what if she takes the initiative?
Wouldn't it be wrong for him to die?
So he said firmly, "No!"

"Don't be like this, because of our long-term relationship, let's go!" The system said coquettishly.

"Ha ha!"

Fan Jian sneered, I have feelings for you, why didn't I know?
I remember this guy myself, and I am willing to take advantage of the fire to rob me if I have nothing to do!
Fan Jian said: "I won't go if you say anything, unless..."

"Unless what?" The system asked quickly when it saw that there was a door.

"Unless you call me Dad!" Fan Jian said with a smirk.

"Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!" The system called out without psychological pressure, and it still called four times.

Fan Jian was stunned. He didn't expect that the system would not have any morals. He rubbed his chin and thought, it seems that the system is in a hurry to meet the netizens.

Immediately, a sinister smile appeared on his face, hehehe, system, you have finally fallen into my hands this time, the law of heaven has reincarnation, let the heavens spare who, let you keep tossing me, let's see how my brother tosses you this time !
"Is it enough to just call Dad? My back is sore and my back hurts recently. It would be great if someone could beat me!"

The system quickly said: "I'll come..."

Immediately, Fan Jian felt the tingling pain coming from his real body, and it was a little comfortable. He didn't expect the electricity released by the system to have such an effect.

"If only someone could give me..."

Fan Jian put forward all kinds of wonderful requirements, and the system all satisfied Fan Jian.

After tossing for half an hour, Fan Jian said lazily: "I'm sorry I'm so handsome, and I'm still a good guy..."

The system's movements suddenly stopped, looked at Fan Jian vigilantly, and said, "What do you want to do, you beast, I am the system, and my gender is considered male, you actually want to do that to me, bah! "

Fan Jian has a black line on his forehead, you are thinking too much, I just said casually, who wants to do anything to you?

I'm not so horny and thirsty that I don't even let a man go, okay?

So Fan Jian coughed a few times and said: "You think too much, okay, don't beat me on the back!"

The system looked at Fan Jian expectantly: "Then you promised me?"

Fan Jian nodded and said, "That's right."

It's almost time to toss for so long, otherwise, the next time I ask the system again, this guy is deliberately making things difficult for me, and the gain is not worth the loss.

"Little bitch, you are so kind, I love you so much!" the system shouted excitedly.

Fan Jian: "Don't be too happy, I have one last question to ask you!"

"Ask whatever you want, as long as I know, I will tell you!" The system said without hesitation.

Fan Jian: "It's okay for you to let me pretend to be you to meet netizens this time, so what should I do next time? I can't pretend to be you every time, can I?"

The system said: "Don't worry, I've already thought about this matter, and I already have a solution!"

"How to solve it?" Fan Jian asked curiously.

System: "It depends on you?"

"rely on me?"

"Yes, when the time comes, you can buy an intelligent robot carrier from the system mall, and then I will transfer the data to the carrier, and I will be able to live in reality like a human being," the system said.

"Then can I ask, how cheap is that thing?" Fan Jian asked.

System: "It's not expensive, it's just more than 90 cheap!"

puff!
Fan Jian almost spit out his old blood. There is a saying MMP, I don’t know if I should say it properly, more than 90 yuan is not expensive, so what the hell is expensive?

"You should die, I can't afford it!" Fan Jian said bluntly.

System: "If you can afford it, I trust you, because you are the cheapest!"

Fan Jian hehe, you are really confident in me.

"When did you make an appointment with your online girlfriend?"

(End of this chapter)