history's cheapest

Chapter 353 I'm Happy
"That's a bastard, idiot, bitch!" the man being interviewed roared out of righteous indignation.

A black line appeared on the reporter's forehead: "Sir, this is an interview, we are not allowed to swear!"

"Then I have nothing to say!"

The reporter smiled awkwardly: "It seems that our passenger, who just got off the plane, was a little emotionally unstable after getting off the plane. Let's interview other people!"

So the reporter interviewed another passenger at random: "Hi sir, can I interview you?"

"can!"

"Do you have anything to say to the hero who saved the flight?" the reporter asked.

The interviewed passenger gritted his teeth and said: "Paralyzed, this bastard, don't let me see you, or I will kill you!"

The reporter and the cameraman looked at each other, what is the situation, obviously someone saved you, why do you have such a bitter and bitter expression?
The passenger turned and left after speaking.

"Sir, what are you doing here?" The reporter hurriedly asked.

"I'm going to change my pants!"

The reporter just saw that this person's pants were wet, and immediately shook his head. It was so pitiful that he was scared to pee by the terrorists!
The reporter didn't know that the passenger wasn't scared to pee by terrorists at all, but was scared by Fan Jian's aerobatic flight!

Now that the passenger had left, there was no other way, so the reporter had to find another person to interview. As a result, every passenger who was interviewed made comments on Fan Jian, either beating or scolding, which made the reporter very confused!
What the hell is going on? Why don’t people feel grateful at all these days?
If someone saved you, it's fine if you don't appreciate it, but you still scold him, is this still human?

Forget it, let's interview another person. If this is still the case, then this interview can only end here!

So the reporter stopped a passenger again and asked, "Sir, what do you think of the hero who saved the passengers this time?"

"No matter how you look at it, of course I look at it with admiring eyes!"

The reporter breathed a sigh of relief, and finally met a normal person this time, so he asked, "Then what kind of person do you think he is?"

"I think he is handsome, suave, talented, well-educated, handsome, handsome, talented and beautiful, a man who is out of vulgar tastes, and a man who is beneficial to the people!"

Fatty looked at Fan Jian with weird eyes, and just wanted to say: I am ashamed, my boss is as thick-skinned as a city wall, and he can even say such words.

It turned out that the reporter randomly interviewed Fan Jian.

When the reporter heard Fan Jian's bragging, his face was a little embarrassed. This evaluation is too extreme. Either he scolded him so harshly, or he praised him as if he was a peerless and handsome guy who is rare in the world!
"Then can I ask how the passengers reacted during the hijacking?" the reporter continued to ask.

"I don't know!" Fan Jian replied.

"I don't know, are you not on the plane?" The reporter asked.

Fan Jian: "Yes!"

"Then you don't know? Then what were you doing at that time?" The reporter continued to ask.

"I'm dealing with terrorists!" Fan Jian said naturally.

There is a saying in the reporter's mind that he doesn't know whether to say it properly or not. No wonder he is so boastful. It turns out that he is the one who is boasting, TTM shameless!

But there is still a smile on his face. This is the hero who saved the entire plane. No one has interviewed him. This is an exclusive interview. He quickly said: "So you are the hero who saved the entire plane. You are still so young. Sure enough, a hero is a boy, I would like to ask, what made you have the courage to fight terrorists, and where did you learn the technology of flying an airplane?"

Damn, I dare to ask my boss this question?

The fat man looked at the reporter with sympathy, and based on what he knew about the boss, Jubi would give him an answer that surprised him.

Fan Jian said angrily: "There is only one reason for me to fight the terrorists, and that is that these terrorists dare to be alone with the stewardesses in front of me. The stewardesses belong to me!"

Fatty had such an expression on his face, this answer is Fan Jian!

This reason stunned the reporter. When most people answer this question, it should not be said that they have a sense of justice or a sense of mission, because what the hell is a flight attendant?

Can this answer really issue a press release?
The reporter forced a smile and said, "You really know how to joke."

Fan Jian said with a straight face: "Who is joking, I mean it."

"Ahem, where did you learn to fly a plane? I think your piloting skills are very skilled, even better than some veteran pilots who have been flying for more than ten years!" The reporter asked again.

Fan Jian: "If you're talking about this, let's talk about it from when I was three years old, when I was three years old..."

The reporter listened with gusto at the beginning, but after listening for more than ten minutes, Fan Jian talked about it from three to eight years old, but he never got to the point, and couldn't help asking: "Does what you said have anything to do with your learning to fly a plane?" ?”

"It's okay!" Fan Jian replied.

"Then why do you say that?"

Fan Jian: "Because I'm happy!"

Three black lines appeared on the reporter's forehead, and blue veins appeared on the hand holding the microphone because of the force. This guy is too fucking cheap. Now he finally understands why the passengers who were interviewed before shouted at Fan Jian. , it must be because this guy is too cheap on the plane, now even she has the urge to kill Fan Jian.

"Then sir, is there anything else you want to say to the passengers you rescued?" the reporter asked.

Fan Jian: "Can I just say one sentence?"

"Correct!"

The reporter nodded affirmatively. She was afraid that if she continued, she would really be unable to bear it.

Fan Jian thought about it for a while, and said solemnly: "Everyone, I hope we can meet again when the plane is hijacked next time!"

reporter:……

If this sentence reaches the ears of the passengers on the plane, she can't guarantee anything else, but what she can guarantee is that Fan Jian will definitely be beaten to death, and it's the kind of death that can't die again!

After hearing this sentence, the reporter turned around and left. He didn't want to see Fan Jian for another second.

The fat man looked at Fan Jian with admiration on his face: the boss is the boss, there is no end to cheapness!
"Boss, can I have an opinion?" the fat man said.

"you say!"

The fat man said seriously: "Boss, can we go separately and pretend we don't know each other?"

"why?"

"Because you are so cheap, if I walk with you, I'm afraid of being beaten to death!" The fat man said with a sad face.

"Hehe!" Fan Jian sneered, and said to Jiang Yifei; "Old Jiang, keep an eye on him, if he dares to run, take off his pants in public!"

Jiang Yifei replied meticulously: "Yes!"

The fat man cried, he was on a thief ship!

Fan Jian and the others walked out of the passage, and just as they reached the hall, they were stopped by someone...

(End of this chapter)