history's cheapest

Chapter 348 I have a way
"My dear, let me ask, if the plane falls from the sky now, what can you do?" Fan Jian asked.

"Of course there is a way, as long as you buy a flight suit!" The system said.

"how much is it?"

"It's very cheap, don't need 88, don't need 18, just [-], all-star full-diamond flight suit, you can take it home!"

Fan Jian: ...

System, if you don't do TV shopping, you'll be out of luck!
Let alone [-] now, it will be difficult for me to even come up with [-], okay?

"Then you just watch me fall?" Fan Jian asked.

"How is it possible, I am the greatest system in history, and I have such a kind heart, how could I just watch you fall!" The system said angrily.

Fan Jian was moved: "I knew you were the best!"

"When you fall, I will close my eyes!"

Fan Jian: ...

The best fart, asking this cheap system is a waste of questions, and then turned to look at Jiang Yifei who was aside, only to find that Jiang Yifei looked indifferent, as if he didn't pay attention to the hijacking in front of him at all.

what's going on?
Does Jiang Yifei have a solution?

This is unlikely, right?

So he asked in a low voice: "Old Jiang, can you solve these hijackings?"

"no way!"

"Then you are not afraid of dying?" Fan Jian couldn't help asking.

Jiang Yifei said nonchalantly: "I'm a killer. If I'm in our line of business, I've already looked away. Maybe I'll be killed in that mission!"

Fan Jian: ...

If I didn't say it, this guy is a fool!
At this time, the previous voice sounded again in the broadcast: "I tell passengers a sad news. Our proposal was rejected, so everyone, prepare your suicide notes!"

In an instant, a breath of despair permeated the plane, and countless people were frightened and cried. No one thought that this flight journey would turn into a hell.

Countless people were crying, and some even had a nervous breakdown, stood up and shouted frantically: "I don't want to die, let me off the plane, I want to get out, ah!"

boom!
With a gunshot, the collapsed people fell down.

"I said, I don't like to be noisy!" The man's indifferent voice came from the radio again.

"Impossible, it is impossible for the country to abandon us!" Someone shouted in disbelief.

"Yes, it is impossible for the country to abandon us!"

"No matter where we are, the country will come to our rescue!"

……

Broadcast: "You're right, although you didn't agree to our conditions, but you also asked us to make other demands, saying that we would try our best to meet us, but we only have this one demand, and there is another unfortunate news, the fuel of the plane can't last How long!"

This flight is from City H to Beijing, and it is only a short distance. The jet fuel in the plane has not been filled up, and it continues to hover in the sky. It really can't last long.

Fatty looked at the four of them, and said he was not afraid, that would be a lie, but with Fan Jian by his side, he could always feel at ease, and whispered, "Boss, what should we do now?"

"Get rid of them!" Fan Jian said casually.

Fatty: ...

It's easy to say, kill these guys, they all have guns in their hands!
"How?" asked the fat man.

Fan Jian: "It's very simple, seduce them!"

"Seduction?"

The fat man's eyes widened: "Who is going?"

"What do you think?" Fan Jian said.

The fat man wished he could slap him on the face, make himself feel cheap, and said with a mournful face: "Boss, I can't do it, I'm a man!"

"Hehe, if you weren't a man, I wouldn't need you!" Fan Jian laughed.

The fat man looked at Fan Jian with a veiled face: What's the reason?
Fan Jian said contemptuously: "I don't understand this, let me ask you, are these stewardesses pretty?"

Fatty nodded subconsciously, isn't this nonsense?

These are stewardesses, stewardesses!

These are carefully selected by various airlines. Not only are they required to be beautiful, but they are also required to be 1.6m1.7 to [-]m[-] in height. How many men are dream lovers!

"Since these stewardesses are so beautiful and the terrorists who hijacked the plane are indifferent, then this shows a problem. You should know what the problem is?" Fan Jian asked.

The fat man nodded: "Yes, they are all GAY!"

Fan Jian said with satisfaction: "That's right, children can be taught!"

The fat man's mouth is full of bitterness, he really did it on his own, he can't live without doing his own crimes!

"No, boss!" Fatty suddenly realized a problem, looked at Fan Jian and said, "Playing gay, you are a professional, you should play this kind of thing yourself!"

Fan Jian: "I will play in person, so you will deal with so many terrorists?"

The fat man shook his head like a rattle, he dealt with it by himself, stop making trouble, these terrorists have guns!

Fan Jian: "This is the end!"

After finishing talking, Fan Jian looked at the terrorists, who had a plan at first glance, and stood very scattered, not giving anyone a chance to wipe out the group at once, so he said to Jiang Yifei: "Old Jiang, can you deal with those two?"

Jiang Yifei took a look and nodded: "Almost no problem!"

"Then listen to my slogan later!" Fan Jian said.

Jiang Yifei nodded, indicating that he understood!
Fan Jian patted the fat man's shoulder and said, "Fatty man, it's up to you next, go ahead, kiss!"

A smile uglier than crying appeared on the fat man's face, and he stood up slowly.

When several terrorists saw Fatty standing up, they immediately aimed their guns at Fatty, and one of them shouted, "What are you doing standing up, sit down for me!"

The fat man looked down at Fan Jian.

Fan Jian gave Fatty an encouraging look.

The fat man gritted his teeth, then winked at the terrorist who spoke first, and said coquettishly, "Handsome brother, do you think he is beautiful?"

When the people on the plane saw this scene, one counted as the other, they were all stunned, they even forgot their fear, and there was only one thought in their minds, what is going on?
In the next second, I felt that Nima's eyes were too hot!
"You... you... shut up!"

The terrorist stammered and shouted. To be honest, they have never experienced this scene. Generally, in this situation, the people on the plane jumped the wall in a hurry, or they resigned to their fate, or they collapsed. He has his own, and the one who seduces him is a man!
"Handsome brother, don't be so fierce, everyone is so petite, so frightened, if you don't believe me, come and touch it!" The fat man said shyly.

If this scene is performed by a beautiful woman, it will definitely be seductive, but if it is performed by a fat man, it will be terrible!

The people at the scene only felt a churn in their stomachs, and there was an urge to vomit!
(End of this chapter)