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Chapter 346 As Cheap As Ever
"Boss, I've never been on a plane before, how do you think I can act like I'm always on a plane?" the fat man asked for help.

Fan Jian looked surprised. He never expected that the fat man would have never been on a plane. This is unscientific!

"You've never traveled by plane before?"

The fat man said embarrassingly: "You know my dad, he is a workaholic, how could he have the time to take me on a trip, I have never been to a place other than H city when I grow up!"

Cowhide!

Fan Jian gave Fatty a thumbs up. I am afraid that Fatty can be regarded as a clean stream among the rich second generation of Hope High School.

"Boss, don't talk about this, tell me quickly, how can I make it appear that I often fly!" the fat man urged.

Jiang Yifei looked at the fat man with admiration, and dared to ask Fan Jian, this courage is not ordinary, the courage is commendable!
After Fan Jian whispered a few words in Fatty's ear, Fatty showed hesitation on his face and said, "Boss, is this not good?"

Fan Jian shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said, "Think about it yourself, anyway, this is the only way to show that you often fly by plane, and you can be seen as a regular customer!"

The fat man nodded and said, "I see, then I understand!"

Just at this time, a stewardess walked past Fan Jian and Fatty.

It was too late, but it was too late, the fat man slapped the stewardess on the ass!

Snapped!
Accompanied by the crisp sound, there was another exclamation!
The stewardess blushed and stared at the fat man with embarrassment.

The fat man looked at the stewardess, pretended to be familiar, and said calmly, "You are on duty today!"

Then there was no more, the fat man was taken away by the flight attendant, and the plane departed an hour late.

When the fat man came back, he looked at Fan Jian with resentment, and said angrily, "Boss, you bitch!"

If I hadn't had a good explanation and called my father to clear up the relationship, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get on the plane this time!

Fan Jian said with an innocent face: "Who cares about me, maybe the stewardess sees you as ugly, but it's not necessarily me!"

"Then give it a try!" the fat man bewitched.

Fan Jian looked at Fatty with contempt: "Do you think I'm as stupid as you!"

The fat man stared at Fan Jian resentfully, not wanting to speak.

Jiang Yifei couldn't even close his mouth when he was laughing, this was already expected, believe what this bitch Fan Jian said, he won't kill you!

As the plane started to take off, Fan Jian saw a 50-year-old woman next to the fat man trembling with fear, so he opened his mouth and said, "Auntie, are you scared?"

The woman glanced at Fan Jian, her upper teeth collided with her lower teeth, and she kept making rattling noises, unable to utter a word.

So Fan Jian opened his mouth to comfort him and said, "Auntie, this is your first time flying. In fact, you don't need to be so nervous. Now that technology is very advanced, flying is very safe!"

I rub!

The fat man was stunned, did the sun come out from the west? His boss, a bitch, would be fine if he didn't make trouble at this time, and he would actually comfort others? !
Jiang Yifei also looked surprised. Was Fan Shao possessed by some unknown object?

When the woman heard what Fan Jian said, she relaxed a lot, and now that the plane has taken off completely, the flight is much more stable, without shaking, and the woman's complexion has also recovered a lot, and she forced a smile at Fan Jian : "Boy, thank you!"

"Auntie, you're welcome. This is what I should do. In fact, cars are more dangerous than airplanes. Not long ago, a friend of mine was riding in a car, and a plane fell from the sky. Just hit him on the head and killed him, do you think it's pitiful?"

"Last time I read the news that the entire plane was hijacked by terrorists. As a result, the terrorists beat the pilot to death, causing the plane to crash. Everyone on the plane died. It was a miserable death. Even Not a whole body can be found, it's really sad."

The plane fell from the sky?

Terrorist hijacking?
When the woman heard this, her bloody face turned pale again, and she was so frightened that she dared not open her eyes.

Fatty and Jiang Yifei both looked speechless, well, I thought too much just now, but it still has a familiar taste, familiar formula, this guy is a slut, and has never changed.

Fan Jian and the others are in first class, so the service is very good. All the stewardesses are fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged. The fat man's eyes are staring, and his saliva is about to flow down.

Fan Jian looked at Fatty's portrait of Brother Pig, and said, "Fatty, isn't it pretty, do you want to have one?"

The fat man gave Fan Jian a blank look, is there even a need to ask, who wouldn't want to have sex with a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged beauty!
Fan Jian: "If you want, brother will help you?"

"How to help?"

"Tell me first, are you optimistic about that one?" Fan Jian asked.

The fat man pointed to the tallest flight attendant with the biggest chest, and said shyly, "I like that one!"

Fan Jian: "Small meaning, do you believe that brother can let her talk to you?"

The fat man asked incredulously, "You took the initiative to find me?"

"Of course, if you don't want to see who brother is, just wait!" Fan Jian said confidently.

Jiang Yifei looked at the fat man who was falling into the trap step by step, with a look of sympathy on his face, he had been fooled once, yet he dared to trust Fan Jian, what should he say: stupid and naive?

In front of the beauty, the fat man had already left everything behind, only focused on looking at the flight attendant, and even began to fantasize about a happy life with the flight attendant in his mind.

Fan Jian took out his mobile phone and operated it twice, and then stopped moving!
1 minutes, 2 minutes!

Seeing that Fan Jian didn't follow up, the fat man couldn't help asking: "Boss, didn't you say to help me, you should act!"

"I've already taken action, just wait!"

Fatty: ?
Action done?Why don't you know?

But since my boss has said so, then I can wait with peace of mind.

At this moment, the fat man saw the people on the plane, and they all started talking to the stewardess he liked.

The fat man is a little anxious. What is the situation? Why are you looking for the stewardess you like? Do you want to rob him?

There are too many competitors!

Also, sir, what do you mean?
Your hair is gray, you are almost seventy, and you still want to be a flight attendant, can your body take it?
The stewardess was still smiling at first, but more and more people were looking for her in the back. If it wasn't for her professionalism to keep smiling, she would have been angry. Even so, her smile was a little stiff, obviously very dissatisfied.

Fan Jian said to the fat man: ...

(End of this chapter)