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Chapter 342 Mission Completion
Fan Jian looked at Wang Yufu sternly, and said, "You forced me to do this, it seems that I'm going to use my nirvana!"

nirvana!

Big move!

The onlookers were excited, their eyes glowed and their hearts beat faster. They were full of anticipation for Fan Jian's ultimate move!
Ha ha!

Wang Yufu gave Fan Jian a middle finger in disdain!
"look at this!"

With lightning speed, Fan Jian took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened a picture and put it in front of Wang Yufu!

After Wang Yufu glanced at it, he was stunned for an instant, staring at the phone with his mouth wide open!

Fan Jian seized the opportunity and quickly jumped onto the table!
Seeing this scene, everyone scratched their heads and scratched their heads anxiously. They were very curious about what Fan Jian showed Wang Yufu, which shocked Wang Yufu to such an extent, what was the meaning of this guy jumping on the table, and what did he want to do?
In the next second, the melon eaters knew what Fan Jian wanted to do.

I saw Fan Jian raised his buttocks and aimed at Wang Yufu's face!
puff!
A fart went straight to Wang Yufu's face, this set of movements was done in one go!
I am Cao!

The melon-eaters couldn't help but exclaimed, this move is too ruthless, it is indeed a nirvana, awesome!
Fan Jian said embarrassedly: "When I came here just now, I ate a leek box!"

I am!

I am!

I am!

This nima is a tasteful fart, too cheap, in order to beat Wang Yufu, he went out of his way to eat leek boxes, what a ruthless person!

After a fart, Wang Yufu's face was distorted for a while, and then he fell to the ground, and was fainted by the smoke. One can imagine how lethal this is!
"Brother, may I ask curiously, what did you show Wang Yufu just now?" A middle school student asked anxiously.

When the other melon-eaters heard this, they immediately pricked up their ears. They were also very curious about what it was that could shock Wang Yufu into such a state!

Fan Jian smiled slightly: "You want to know?"

"Uh-huh!"

A group of people nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

"In that case, you should take a look!" Fan Jian said.

In the next second, he picked up the phone and looked around, a group of people squeezed over one after another, wanting to see what was on the screen!
Although they were all mentally prepared, they were still stunned when they saw the picture on the screen of the mobile phone. This picture blinded their 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. Killing one thousand enemies will cost you eight hundred!
I saw a photo of Fan Jian on the phone, of course it was not an ordinary selfie, but a photo with smoky makeup, which looked more girly and coquettish.

This shit is too ruthless, too cheap, in order to defeat Wang Yufu, they can even show this kind of photo, they have nothing to say!

Those who saw the photo were stunned, while those who did not see the photo pushed forward one after another, trying to see clearly what was displayed on the screen.

Fan Jian saw the excited people eating melons, and said shyly: "I didn't expect my photos to be so popular, everyone, don't squeeze, wait until I print out my photos, everyone will have a copy, then you can take them home Look at it however you want!"

Those who haven’t read it are naturally very happy, but those who have seen it are not well. Why don’t you print it out and let us take it home to read?

I took a look at this photo, and I didn't want to take a second look. After looking at it, I was afraid of the eye of a needle, and I would have nightmares at night!

At this time, Wang Yufu woke up soberly.

Seeing Wang Yufu wake up, Fan Jian squatted on the ground with a smile, and asked, "How about it, let's compare!"

Wang Yufu looked at Fan Jian with a strange expression, compared, he was worse than a chicken feather, he is cheap, but no matter how cheap he is, he can't do it, in order to hit others, he can even take out this kind of photo!
"If you are cruel, I admit defeat!" Wang Yufu said.

Hearing this, Fan Jian was immediately relieved. Although it was embarrassing to win this time, the system task was finally completed, so Fan Jian stretched out his hand to pull Wang Yufu up, and said solemnly; "My dear son, although you lost, But don't be sad, you have to firmly believe that you are the most trash!"

Wang Yufu: ...

Fan Jian continued: "My dear son, I suddenly remembered that I don't have your WeChat account yet, come on, let's scan it and add a WeChat account!"

Add WeChat?
The melon-eating crowd stared at the two curiously. What does it mean to add WeChat at this time? Could it be that the two of them are just like the ones in the TV series? The last two become good friends?

"What do you want to do?" Wang Yufu asked vigilantly.

Fan Jian: "It's nothing, just add a WeChat. When you are in a bad mood in the future, I will send you a WeChat to scold you to vent your anger!"

People who eat melons:  …

They are convinced of the reason for adding WeChat!
Wang Yufu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he shouted with a dark face: "Get out!"

Fan Jian shrugged his shoulders and said, "My dear son, it's easy to be struck by lightning when you talk to Dad like that. When we meet next time, I promise that I will never eat a leek box before farting. I will eat green onions instead. This will not only smell bad , and it's hot-eyed!"

People who eat melons:  …

Nima, this trick is too cheap!

System: Congratulations on getting XX points of base energy!
A large wave of cheapness was recorded in an instant.

The showdown between Fan Jian and Wang Yufu, this slut, was extremely exciting. Some people started to record it with their mobile phones when they returned to school, and then posted the video on the Internet, and then the video became popular. Tens of thousands of people clicked on it. The video and the messages under the screen are all 666, and those students of No. [-] Middle School who have not returned to school, after seeing the video, their intestines are full of regret. How could they have missed such a wonderful thing!
After Fan Jian left the school, he directly opened the Bitch City Rankings, and immediately saw that Wang Yufu became himself at number one in the City Rankings.

At the same time, the system beep finally sounded:
Ding Dong!

Congratulations for completing the main task, and you will be promoted to the top of the city leaderboard within the specified time, and the task rewards are now distributed!
Congratulations on getting cheap gas: 5000 points!
Congratulations on earning the title of Senior Slut!

Random skills to start picking!
So the small lottery machine that Fan Jian had seen several times came to mind again!
It's a random skill again, I hope this time I won't cheat my father, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Taishang Laojun, all kinds of bosses, please show me your spirits, and give me an awesome skill!

After begging all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, Fan Jian shouted with ease: "Start!"
The small lottery machine spins quickly!

Various skills flashed before Fan Jian's eyes, and Fan Jian kept praying in his heart: awesome skills, awesome skills...

(End of this chapter)