history's cheapest

Chapter 333
System: Congratulations on getting 1 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 2 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 1 points of baseness!
……

Fan Jian listened to a series of prompts from the system, and wondered in his heart, this is unscientific, how can he have such a low value, is he not cheap enough?
It seems that I have to add more fire!
So Fan Jian said with a look of embarrassment: "Since so many of you call me Dad, I can't be stingy anymore. This is my meeting gift for you, don't be polite!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he involuntarily took out a large stack of red envelopes from his pocket and stuffed them into everyone's hands!
The person who received the red envelope had black lines on his face, and shouted in his heart: Who the hell wants your red envelope, who is your son (daughter)!

If you have something good to do, you open the red envelope and find that there is nothing in the red envelope, so there is no such thing as a meeting gift!
Fatty can be said to be old and cunning, he has become a good doctor after a long illness, he has long suspected that Fan Jian said that there must be something wrong with the psychological test, so he didn't answer at all, now seeing so many people being taken advantage of by Fan Jian, he is extremely proud!
When he saw that the red envelope that Fan Jian took out was empty, he said contemptuously, "Boss, you don't put anything in this red envelope, so you have the nerve to call it a meeting gift?"

"Who said there's nothing inside?" Fan Jian asked with a puzzled expression.

"Where is the thing, why didn't I see it?"

The student who was the first to open the red envelope also poured it down, and nothing fell out.

When the others saw this scene, they all opened the red envelopes, and after looking at them, there was indeed nothing in them.

Fan Jian said: "When you opened the red envelope, didn't you smell anything?"

"odor?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then picked up the red envelope, sniffed it, and shook their heads: "No!"

Fan Jian said with a puzzled look: "Impossible, I obviously farted in each red envelope, and in order to ensure that the taste in each red envelope is not the same, I also specially ate different things before putting it in." of!"

There is a fart in each red envelope!

When the whole class heard this, they were struck by lightning. That is to say, when they were sniffing the red envelopes, they had smelled Fan Jian's fart indirectly.
Awesome!
high!
Fatty looked at Fan Jian with incomparable admiration. No wonder he was his boss, he could even think of such a cheap method.

The whole class looked at Fan Jian's eyes with disgust, and there was only one thought in their hearts: this bitch!

System: Congratulations on getting 1 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 1 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 2 points of baseness!
……

The base gas value obtained in the system prompt is still pitifully small.

Fan Jian now understands, it's not that he is not cheap enough, but that the students in the class have become accustomed to his cheapness, and there is no point in being cheap with them, and he will not be able to collect cheapness points at all!
Although the value of cheapness is low, one thing is that they are not curious about how the fat man suddenly became so thin!

After the morning class, a group of people discussed enthusiastically: "That swimmer is coming to our city!"

"The swimmer?"

"That's Horton from Australia!"

"It's him, what is he doing in our city?"

"Recently, the World Swimming Championships will be held in our city. That Holden came to familiarize himself with the environment in advance, and then he will be preparing for the competition at our school during this time. Now he is in the swimming pool!"

"Really? Let's go and see together?"

"Okay!"

"Bring me one, I want to go too!"

"Count me in too!"

……

So a group of people walked out of the school gate and walked towards the city swimming pool!

Fatty said to Fan Jian: "Boss, let's go too!"

"No!" Fan Jian directly refused.

"Why?" asked the fat man.

"Because I'm not interested, what's so good about a big man, he thinks he's a beautiful woman. If I have time, I might as well find a girl to talk about romance!" Fan Jian said dismissively.

The fat man suddenly felt that what Fan Jian said was very reasonable. It would be better to have a meal to see what men mean, so he dragged Fan Jian to the cafeteria!
Some time ago, in order to lose weight, the fat man ate less for lunch, but now that he has lost weight, he is still on a diet, so he just ordered a bunch of things to eat!
While eating, while playing circle of friends!
"Fuck me, what the hell is this!"

The fat man suddenly let out a roar filled with righteous indignation, spraying rice all over the place, fortunately Fan Jian was quick to see the opportunity, otherwise all the rice would be sprayed on himself.

Fan Jian said angrily: "Fatty, you eat as soon as you eat, why are you screaming?"

The fat man still said angrily: "Boss, it's not my fault, this guy is really irritating, too arrogant, and paralyzed!"

Fan Jian: "That product?"

"You can tell by looking at Moments!" Fatty said.

Fan Jian opened WeChat, looked through Moments, and saw that most of the students who went to see that Horton just now posted a Moments: Paralyzed, isn’t it just a fluke win, grab a few, what!
There is a small video attached below. In the small video, there is only a foreigner with blonde hair and blue eyes and a face that looks like a shoehorn. At this time, he arrogantly raised his middle finger at the person who took this video, and then spoke in a foreign language. He said: You can't do it, you are all trash!
Fan Jian looked at this video and felt a little angry, so arrogant!
"Fuck! Garbage stuff! Boss, let's go and see this trash!" Fatty pulled Fan Jian and left.

On the way, the fat man also spent money to buy a bunch of rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves, and when he went to buy them, he specifically asked the seller: Are your eggs stinky?

What the hell, doesn't it stink?

How much does this old man do with this thing!

He said to the vegetable seller: "Bring me all your rotten vegetables and leaves, yes, buy as many as you have!"

In the end, both the vegetable seller and the egg seller looked at the fat man with strange eyes. How could this be mentally ill, and they actually specialized in selling rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves.

After plundering a big meal in the vegetable market, the fat man bought nearly a trunk of rotten eggs and rotten leaves!

Carrying this big pile of rotten eggs, Rotten Caiye arrived at the city swimming pool, and then saw a large group of people gathered outside the swimming pool, holding up photos, shouting excitedly: "Horton, Horton, we love you! "

"Horton, ILOVEYOU!"

……

Looking at this scene, Fatty was even more angry and paralyzed. How could there be a group of mentally retarded people? There are so many heroes in my country who don't love, but love such rubbish. Is there something wrong with their brains?
Is this TM aesthetic deformed?
What's there to love in a shoehorn face?

At this time, Fan Jian shouted curiously from the side: "Everyone, I want to ask, who died here, and the portraits have all been assembled. Do you have common sense? I don't know that portraits cannot be colored, but black and white. ?"

(End of this chapter)