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Chapter 320 The Most Beautiful Shark

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2 minutes!
3 minutes!
The distance between the shark and Fan Jian was close again!

Fan Jian was extremely anxious, the effect of this Enlightenment Pill was too slow, if it didn't take effect, he would be eaten by sharks!
"You stop for me!"

Suddenly, a slightly immature shout sounded on the sea.

I am!

Fan Jian burst into tears when he heard the sudden voice, it finally worked, otherwise he would die!

The shark's pursuit of Fan Jian stopped, and it stopped blankly. It was startled by the sudden sound just now, and its eyes were a little confused: What's the situation?Did the sound just now come from me?
"Finally it works!" Fan Jian opened his mouth and said.

A humanized expression appeared on the shark's face: Dazed!
who am I?
I am there?

How can I understand what this strange creature is saying?
"What are you?" Shark couldn't help asking.

Fan Jian's face was black: "What the hell, I'm your dad!"

Shark had just been enlightened, and his IQ was about the same as that of a three-year-old child. Hearing what Fan Jian said, he subconsciously said, "You are not my father!"

Fan Jian opened his mouth and scolded: "Paralyzed, you still know that I'm not your father, so why have you been chasing me for so long? Do you think I'm handsome, so you want to plot against me, you are not a fully evolved life body……"

After cursing, Fan Jian felt refreshed, and the depression of being chased by the shark for so long was swept away!

Although the shark's IQ is still very low, it can't understand what Fan Jian is saying, but it can also hear that Fan Jian said something bad, and stares at Fan Jian pitifully, with the feeling of wanting to swallow Fan Jian Impulsive, but I don't know why, I have done countless times before, and I am already familiar with things, but now I vaguely feel that something is wrong, I feel that I should not do it!

Fan Jian looked at the pitiful appearance of the shark, couldn't bear to curse any longer, and opened his mouth and said, "Why are you chasing me so hard!"

"Because... because... I asked the female sharks in the bottom of the sea, and they said that there seemed to be a baby shark in my stomach, and I felt that it was because of you, so I just... I just...!" The shark continued intermittently. Said.

Fan Jian: ...

In the final analysis, it's still my own fault!

Fan Jian said: "Wait a minute, I'll take care of it for you!"

As soon as the words fell, Fan Jian opened the system mall to search for abortion drugs!

Using the greatest system in history to search for abortion drugs, I am afraid that Fan Jian is the only one among all the hosts in the system to do so!

The system mall is worthy of claiming that there is nothing that cannot be bought, only unexpectedly, there are actually abortion drugs, and the price is super cheap.

Normal people can take a few pills of abortion pills, but the shark is so big, a few pills should not be enough, so I bought hundreds of pills at once, and then said to the shark, "Open your mouth now!"

The shark opened its mouth obediently!
Fan Jian threw hundreds of abortion pills into the shark's mouth in one breath, and said, "Okay, you don't have baby sharks in your stomach anymore, stop chasing me, I'm leaving!"

After Fan Jian finished speaking, he launched the speedboat and left!

After walking a few hundred meters, Fan Jian turned around and found that the shark was still the same as before, following behind him. The only difference was that it didn't open its bloody mouth to him, as if it wanted to swallow him.

Fan Jian: "Didn't I tell you not to follow me, why are you still following me?"

The shark said aggrievedly; "I have nowhere to go!"

Fan Jian: ...

Are you kidding me?
The sea is so big, you a shark actually told me that there is nowhere to go?

"You can't go back to the shark group?" Fan Jian said angrily.

"I can't go back, I'm a male, but there is a baby shark in my belly, I became the laughing stock of the whole shark family, people laugh at me everywhere I go, and no female shark will like me anymore! " said the shark pitifully.

Fan Jian: ...

Nima, this is my fault again!

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have used it on this shark to stare at anyone who was pregnant if I killed myself.

"The main reason why you can't go back is that you can't soak the female shark. Don't worry, it's on me!" Fan Jian said, patting his chest.

"Do you have a solution?"

"necessary!"

What kind of man do girls like these days?
Violent, cool and dazzling, and the best kind of naughty man, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women don't love them!
Although sharks are not the same species as humans, they should be roughly the same!
So Fan Jian began to pack the Shark Venus!

The shark floated on the surface of the sea, allowing Fan Jian to fiddle with him, fiddle with him!
It took nearly two hours of tossing inside and out before it was completely completed!
Fan Jian looked at the shark in front of him with satisfaction, this is simply a perfect masterpiece, he is a genius!

If someone passes by here and sees the shark dressed up like this, I'm afraid there is only one thought in his mind: Isn't this a killer shark?

I saw that the shark at this time was like a zebra, with a black stripe and a white stripe, and a pair of shark eyes with a huge sunglasses covering the whole eyes, and on the neck, there was a Huge iron chain, originally Fan Jian wanted a gold chain, but with such a big body of a shark, using a gold chain is too extravagant, so he changed it to an iron chain, and there was a tree trunk five or six meters long hanging from his mouth, but Compared with the huge size of the shark, this tree trunk is almost like a toothpick!

These things were found by Fan Jian in the system mall. These things cost Fan Jian more than 300 gas points!

"It's done, you can go back to the bottom of the sea now, remember, when swimming in the sea, you must be arrogant and rampant!" Fan Jian said.

"Is this really all right?" Shark asked guiltily.

Fan Jian patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, your current outfit is the latest fashion. It is no exaggeration to say that you are the most beautiful boy in the whole sea. Those little female sharks will definitely go crazy when they see you." of!"

Shark moved and said: "Okay, thank you brother, I will go back now!"

After speaking, the shark turned his head and swam back to the depths of the sea.

Fan Jian watched the shark swim farther and farther, he was relieved, and finally sent the evil star away. As for whether the shark will become the most beautiful boy in the bottom of the sea, he is not sure, but he thinks it is very possible He will be beaten to death by the shark group as a different species. Of course, this is none of his own business, as long as he is not killed by himself, it will be over.

After the shark left, Fan Jian also launched the speedboat and set off towards the shore!

But what Fan Jian never expected was that after the shark returned to the bottom of the sea, it really caused a commotion at first, and then a group of young female sharks thought the shark was so handsomely dressed, and actually wandered around behind its buttocks.

And Fan Jian didn't know all this, because he received a call from the fat man as soon as he returned to the shore...

(End of this chapter)