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Chapter 2 The First Mission

"Of course, I am a very democratic and humane system. As long as you say no, I will leave immediately!" The system said generously.

"Really?"

Fan Jian looked at the villain in front of him with some disbelief.

"It must be true, I am the greatest system, I say what I say!" The system patted its chest with sincerity!
The more Fan Jian looked at it, the more he felt guilty. How could this super-cheap system that cheats people out of their lives be so kind?
Asked tentatively: "If I say no, will there be any danger?"

"There will definitely be dangers, but you can rest assured that there will only be a little sequelae?"

"What sequelae?" Fan Jian asked.

The system yawned and said: "Actually, it's nothing, your nerve center and I are bound together, if I leave, your IQ will instantly return to below three years old, but don't worry, there is absolutely no danger to your life. "

Don't worry, under the age of three, isn't this the f*cking imbecile in the legend!

Ten thousand alpacas whizzed by in Fan Jian's heart, and felt that he was about to go into a runaway state, and his eyes were aiming around.

The system asked, "What are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for a stick to kill you, you bastard!" Fan Jian roared.

"Because you are disrespectful to the system, turn on the punishment mode!" The system said mechanically.

Fan Jian fell to the ground with smoke all over his body. He seemed to be able to smell the aroma of barbecue coming from his body. A trace of crystal tears flowed from the corner of his eyes. An old man once said that life is like qj. Since he can't resist, Then enjoy yourself!

I am handsome, and I have never ridden a horse, so how can I become an idiot?

So he asked: "Then I accept your existence, is there any benefit for me?"

"Must have, I am the greatest system, I can get whatever I want!" The system said proudly.

"Then I want a beautiful woman?"

"Okay, you can choose beauties from all over the world!"

"Then get me one now!"

The system said: "Sorry, not now, you have to complete the task!"

"Cut! You have to complete the task before giving it, so what a fart!" Fan Jian looked contemptuous.

After saying this, he regretted it, because what was waiting for him was another electric shock that made him want to die!

After the system was powered on, he took the initiative to explain: "I am a great system, and I will never allow things to exist for nothing, so I will issue a task for you. After the task is completed, you will get the corresponding value. You can use Exchange value for items and props, start the first mission now, take your time to see for yourself, the system is going to rest, call me for something!"

"I'll go, you'll go later, where is the mission, where can I go and see?" Fan Jian asked.

"Why are you such an idiot, you don't even know how to read the quest, you just read the character information silently in your heart and it comes out!" the system said with a look of contempt.

Fan Jian wanted to slap the system to death right now, but he could only think about it, otherwise he would definitely be greeted with a click later.

Fan Jian said silently in his heart: Character information!

Suddenly, a photo of himself appeared out of thin air, with a row of information written below:
"Host: Fan Jian, Title: None!"

“力量：50。速度：50。智商：90。反应能力：60。健康：90。贱气值：0/100。注：各项数值满分为：100！”

I am Cao!

Fan Jian looked at this value, and his heart burst into anger. This unlucky system looks down on him so much. I can bear the low values ​​of strength, speed, and reaction ability, but this IQ is only 90. I don’t accept it. Although I am in school, I am not going to school. Overlord, but at least the top five in the class, okay?

"You unlucky system, come out!" Fan Jian roared.

Stab it!

After a burst of lightning, Fan Jian became honest.

The system came out unsteadily: "What do you want?"

Fan Jian said indignantly: "Your data is inaccurate, how could my IQ be only 90!"

"You can doubt yourself, but you must never doubt the great system. This is the accurate data I obtained by scanning the 71 billion people on your planet. You can't even reach 90, but I rounded it up for your self-esteem. It’s only made you reach 90, so let’s make peace with your condolences!”

Fan Jian began to doubt his life now. Is he really that miserable? Forget it, let's see what the first task is, shall we?

Continue to look down: Initial task: Please Fan Jian complete the first crime within the next 24 hours.

Task Reward: Obtain the primary title Little Slut, Bitch Point: 5.

Punishment for mission failure: All attributes are reduced a bit!
I go?

Punishment?

Fan Jian looked confused: "Why is there still punishment?"

"Of course, I am a great fair and just system. Naturally, there are rewards and punishments. If you deliberately fail to complete the task, then what is the point of my system? Go and complete the first task. I am optimistic about you, young man Come on!" The system disappeared!
Complete the task, where the hell is this, you have to let me out, right?
Fan Jian roared with black lines all over his face. The next second, he suddenly opened his eyes, looked around, and found himself lying on a hospital bed, and a man and a woman stood beside his bed. Around seven or eight, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, she looks very handsome, and the girl is about the same age, with fair complexion, slender thighs, wearing a loose T-shirt, but she can't hide the arrogance of her chest, coupled with her stunning face, she is worthy The face of an angel, the figure of a devil.

Then there was a fat man sitting on the chair beside him, his age was about the same as the other two, but his appearance was much different, and his weight was about one hundred and forty-five. Even so, he was still eating a lot. Eat, the mouth keeps making the sound of chewing food!

The girl looked at Fan Jian who had opened her eyes, and said coldly: "You're awake, I'll call the doctor!"

After finishing speaking, she turned and left, and the man beside her whispered to Fan Jian: "Hehe, you did a good job, I like you more and more!"

He immediately chased after her and said, "Meng Shu, wait for me, I'll go with you!"

Fan Jian looked at the two people leaving in front of him, and cursed at the fat man beside him: "Fatty man, don't eat, what's going on, why is brother here?"

"Brother Bitch, you're so naughty to even watch that kind of movie, can you tell me whether what you said before is true or not?" the fat man said inarticulately while eating.

"What is true and false?" Fan Jian asked.

The fat man struggled to swallow the food in his mouth, and said, "Even if you say you are pretending to be a mother, in fact, you are still purely a man's business!"

(End of this chapter)