International students at Hogwarts

Chapter 187 An Interview with Rita Skeeter
After Monica's speech was over, it was time for the reporters to answer questions. After a series of unnutritious questions and answers, today's meeting finally came to an end.What the reporters asked was empty words, and Monica's answers were useless: the international organization she envisioned was not so easy to build, and it would be good if she could complete her entire ruling career.

After the meeting ended, Lu Ren stood up as fast as he could. He wanted to leave in a hurry, but he was a step too late—the reporter from the Daily Prophet ran really fast, and he was still caught by Rita S at the exit of the meeting room. Kit blocked.

Rita Skeeter quickly flashed to the door with an agility that didn't match her figure, and then blocked the door firmly with the momentum of "one woman should be the one who shuts the door". Okay, Mr. Lu Ren, my name is Rita Skeeter, and I am a special correspondent for the Daily Prophet. I once published the best-selling book "Armando Dippet: Master or Idiot?", you can call me Mrs. Rita , Of course, it’s perfectly fine to call me Skeeter. Can I give you an exclusive interview?”

As soon as Lu Ren heard the title of the book, he subconsciously refused to accept the interview. It turned out that this guy already had a criminal record!He thought that Rita Skeeter was only aiming at Dumbledore, but it turned out that he had already aimed at the headmaster of Hogwarts!In fact, what Lu Ren didn't know was that this guy had written biographies for three principals successively, namely: "Amando Dippet: Master or Idiot?" , The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, and Snape: Villain or Saint? "

It's hard to imagine why this kind of person was not crushed to death as a bug.

Moreover, she is surprisingly courageous—or in other words, she is particularly good at "a gentleman deceives others". She not only talks nonsense in the biographies of the dead, but also dares to slander the living. In 2017, Rita Skeeter published a book titled "Man or Beast?"Newt Scamander's new book, as usual, is full of bullshit.But Newt, who was also forced, clarified in the new version of "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them".

Really, Lu Ren felt that if Mad-Eye wanted to show the Killing Curse with bugs in the fourth grade, he would have offered to provide him with one.

But if you don’t accept this kind of interview, Rita Skeeter won’t dare to make it up?Of course she dares!The only people she doesn't dare to mess with are those ruthless characters, watching people cook is her forte.

"Yes." Lu Ren agreed after thinking for a while, "But for the sake of rigor in answering, I hope that I can be interviewed with Mr. Spurius." up.

Rita Skeeter is obviously not very willing, that is to say, Spurius is much quieter than his father, otherwise she would definitely not agree.After thinking for a while, she agreed to Lu Ren's request.Then, she grabbed Lu Ren's arm, and Lu Ren felt as if he had been hooked by Thresh, a robot, or Zhong Kui's hook, and was involuntarily dragged to a small cubicle by Rita Skeeter.

Actually booked a cubicle in advance?It looks like this guy came prepared.

"Come on, dear, sit down." Rita Skeeter enthusiastically pulled a chair over for Lu Ren, and then unceremoniously occupied the second chair left in the room—as for Si Pulius, Rita Skeeter hoped that he could leave with a sense of humor.

Of course, this kind of embarrassing situation in the Muggle world can't trouble a wizard. Spurius pulled out his wand, changed into a cushion, and then sat cross-legged on the cushion, watching the two of them quietly. dialogue.

"Well, let me try..." She opened her crocodile bag and pulled out a long, frighteningly green quill and a roll of parchment, which she spread out in the compartment on the little table, and then she put the nib in her mouth and sucked for a moment—

"Don't you think that's a little unhygienic?"

"What?" Rita Skeeter's train of thought was interrupted.

"I mean, isn't it a little unhygienic for you to suck the nib of the quill directly like this?"

Rita Skeeter: Oh this...

Young man, your thoughts are so clear that my rhythm was interrupted by you.

This is the first time for Rita Skeeter to encounter such a situation. Her previous interviewers were either afraid of her because of her name and the "Daily Prophet" behind her, or because she only wanted traffic and ignored the facts. His brushwork is full of hostility towards her.But as long as there are emotional fluctuations, it is easy for her to catch her and find a loophole.

But today this little guy is different from everyone else!What he cares most about is hygiene?It's like I said that I kill people without blinking an eye, but you ask me if your eyes are dry?

Rita Skeeter: (°ー°〃)
"Ink is a kind of mucilage-like substance with a certain fluidity containing pigment or dye, usually a mixture of pigments, binders, solvents, additives, etc., and some inks are even made of metal, walnut shells or seeds. Dyes. Of course, there are also some inks that use marine animals such as cuttlefish and octopus. If the ink comes from the Central Plains, it may also use ink made of carbon..." Lu Ren talked eloquently.

"So what are you trying to say?" Rita Skeeter was at a loss.

"So what I want to say is that the ink is not necessarily clean, you just sucked it, you may have eaten some carbon, or octopus ink, or heavy metals-this is the worst case scenario. Heavy metals will be huge. damage your health."

Lu Ren is actually talking about some sensational and eye-catching opinions in the way of "popular science" by the parents group - talk about toxicity without dosage, it is a hooligan, not to mention that wizards, such metaphysical creatures, cannot be used by normal science. angle to understand.However, the Rita Skeeter in front of her is not as knowledgeable in all kinds of common sense as those aunts in the parent group who believe in various folk remedies, so she really believed it and was fooled into it by Lu Ren.

"Heavy metal poisoning is very dangerous. Heavy metals can cause irreversible changes in the structure of proteins in the human body-commonly known as denaturation, which affects the function of tissue cells and thus affects human health. To give a very simple example, after the enzymes in the human body are denatured, they will Without the ability to catalyze chemical reactions, the carriers on the surface of the cell membrane cannot transport nutrients and discharge metabolic waste, and myosin and actin cannot complete muscle contraction, so cells in the body cannot obtain nutrients, remove waste, and cannot produce energy. With structural breakdown and loss of function, the skin will deteriorate, lose its luster, and become pitted. Surely you can understand this simple truth?"

Lu Ren launched the offensive of the British civil servants: If you don't want a person to understand what you mean, then use a long single sentence; A single sentence, and add a very simple and easy-to-understand sentence at the end-of course, a lot of advanced vocabulary must be stuffed into the long single sentence.

Rita Skeeter: ?

Is this guy speaking English?

(End of this chapter)