Love Apartment: Returning to Zhuge Dali at the beginning
Chapter 381 You Are A Real Tiger
Chapter 381 You Are A Real Tiger
"Screenwriter? Internet novelist? These two careers are very good! It happens to be able to take care of the baby at home full-time, be a house husband, and write scripts and novels in your spare time!"
The blessed aunt continued to respond that she had clearly arranged for Fang Di's second half of her life.
"By the way! What do you belong to? What education? Are you not married?"
The lucky aunt looked at Fang Di with a smile on her face.
Fang Di subconsciously avoided it!What a f*cking torment!
Before Fang Di could respond, Dali had already said in advance:
"He is a tiger, has never been married, and currently has a bachelor's degree!"
"Tiger? It's good to be a tiger! My daughter happens to be a pig!"
"This is simply a fate bestowed by God! A pig and a tiger match each other!"
The lucky aunt was bluffing excitedly.
The corner of Fang Di's mouth twitched...
Are you sure pigs and tigers have the same face?
One is a vegetarian animal and the other is a carnivorous animal. When the two meet, it is the relationship between eating and being eaten...
That's a bit too fake...
Before Fang Di could refute, the lucky aunt had already started a series of attacks.
"But... which round of tiger are you? 86? Then you will be 34 this year, and you are quite a match for my daughter!"
The aunt said deeply.
The corner of Fang Di's mouth twitched... Do I look like someone in his 30s?Can you have some eyesight?
Fang Di immediately retorted: "No...I'm..."
The lucky aunt said again: "No? Could it be that you were born in 74? Then you are a bit old! You are 46 this year...but the maintenance is pretty good...although it is ten years older than my daughter...but it is also Barely make do..."
"What expression do you have? It can't be a tiger from 62, right? That's too big..."
Fang Di felt a slight sadness...
He is so hard!
"Dali, I think... we can withdraw!"
Fang Di's scalp is numb, it's too dangerous here!Danger is everywhere!
"But...my fieldwork is not finished yet! Wait for me!"
He wrinkled his cute little nose vigorously.
On the other side, Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang had already laughed so hard that the corners of their mouths twitched.
But they didn't get complacent for too long, and soon became the new targets of the old men and aunts, wanting to gloat?nonexistent.
"Auntie, may I ask, if there is such a boy with an average face, stingy, good at thrift and collecting all kinds of shopping coupons, but he collects shopping coupons for others to spend, but he never uses them himself!"
"Youth is lonely, youth is confused, middle-aged is hesitant, no house, no car, no savings, but he is very serious about his relationship. Would you consider such a man?"
Holding a notebook vigorously, he continued to ask.
Zhang Wei on the side was stunned for a moment, then frowned, why would Mao have a very familiar feeling?
"Fang Di, Dali said it, why does it feel like it's me?"
Zhang Wei asked secretly from the side.
"Lawyer Zhang, be confident! Remove the 'as if'!"
Zhao Haitang answered first, looking gloating at the moment.
"Eh...Actually, this is just a virtual character model that was vigorously constructed. It just sounds like you, and you didn't name it. As long as you don't answer, who knows it's you?"
Fang Di comforted Zhang Wei.
On the other hand, a group of aunts have already launched a detailed discussion on the "Zhang Wei" model proposed by Dali.
(End of this chapter)
"Screenwriter? Internet novelist? These two careers are very good! It happens to be able to take care of the baby at home full-time, be a house husband, and write scripts and novels in your spare time!"
The blessed aunt continued to respond that she had clearly arranged for Fang Di's second half of her life.
"By the way! What do you belong to? What education? Are you not married?"
The lucky aunt looked at Fang Di with a smile on her face.
Fang Di subconsciously avoided it!What a f*cking torment!
Before Fang Di could respond, Dali had already said in advance:
"He is a tiger, has never been married, and currently has a bachelor's degree!"
"Tiger? It's good to be a tiger! My daughter happens to be a pig!"
"This is simply a fate bestowed by God! A pig and a tiger match each other!"
The lucky aunt was bluffing excitedly.
The corner of Fang Di's mouth twitched...
Are you sure pigs and tigers have the same face?
One is a vegetarian animal and the other is a carnivorous animal. When the two meet, it is the relationship between eating and being eaten...
That's a bit too fake...
Before Fang Di could refute, the lucky aunt had already started a series of attacks.
"But... which round of tiger are you? 86? Then you will be 34 this year, and you are quite a match for my daughter!"
The aunt said deeply.
The corner of Fang Di's mouth twitched... Do I look like someone in his 30s?Can you have some eyesight?
Fang Di immediately retorted: "No...I'm..."
The lucky aunt said again: "No? Could it be that you were born in 74? Then you are a bit old! You are 46 this year...but the maintenance is pretty good...although it is ten years older than my daughter...but it is also Barely make do..."
"What expression do you have? It can't be a tiger from 62, right? That's too big..."
Fang Di felt a slight sadness...
He is so hard!
"Dali, I think... we can withdraw!"
Fang Di's scalp is numb, it's too dangerous here!Danger is everywhere!
"But...my fieldwork is not finished yet! Wait for me!"
He wrinkled his cute little nose vigorously.
On the other side, Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang had already laughed so hard that the corners of their mouths twitched.
But they didn't get complacent for too long, and soon became the new targets of the old men and aunts, wanting to gloat?nonexistent.
"Auntie, may I ask, if there is such a boy with an average face, stingy, good at thrift and collecting all kinds of shopping coupons, but he collects shopping coupons for others to spend, but he never uses them himself!"
"Youth is lonely, youth is confused, middle-aged is hesitant, no house, no car, no savings, but he is very serious about his relationship. Would you consider such a man?"
Holding a notebook vigorously, he continued to ask.
Zhang Wei on the side was stunned for a moment, then frowned, why would Mao have a very familiar feeling?
"Fang Di, Dali said it, why does it feel like it's me?"
Zhang Wei asked secretly from the side.
"Lawyer Zhang, be confident! Remove the 'as if'!"
Zhao Haitang answered first, looking gloating at the moment.
"Eh...Actually, this is just a virtual character model that was vigorously constructed. It just sounds like you, and you didn't name it. As long as you don't answer, who knows it's you?"
Fang Di comforted Zhang Wei.
On the other hand, a group of aunts have already launched a detailed discussion on the "Zhang Wei" model proposed by Dali.
(End of this chapter)
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