Chapter 199

"Fat fly? Where?"

"How can there be any fat... What a dog!!!"

"So you were talking about me!"

The second uncle was taken aback when he heard the words, and then turned his head to look around. How could there be any fat flies in the room?

But the moment he opened his mouth, the second uncle suddenly found that Jia Dongxu had been staring at him with some meaning when he was speaking. . .

This fat fly. . .Isn't that what he was talking about?
The second uncle has always been nicknamed blindly because of his five-short and fat figure since he was young!

He has always been taboo about others saying this!
But now, as he is older and his seniority has risen, naturally no one dares to talk about his figure anymore!
Now he realized that Jia Dongxu was teasing him, and the second uncle was furious in an instant.

"Tsk, this fat fly... the buzzing sound is louder than others, it's really annoying!"

"Bang, go and get me the fly swatter at home!"

Jia Dongxu didn't pay attention to the second uncle at all, it seemed that he really regarded the other party as air, he directly greeted the stick who was playing at the door, and asked him to go to the old house to get a fly swatter!
Stick groaned, and hurried back to the old house to find a fly swatter for his father!
As soon as Jia Dongxu took it, he put on a look of wanting to slap a fly, and the second uncle who was standing towards the door approached step by step!

"You... Jia Dongxu! What do you want to do? I don't think you are big or small, you are lawless, right?"

Liu Haizhong was a little panicked, he really didn't expect that Jia Dongxu didn't care about his status as the second uncle in the courtyard!

You know, he is in the courtyard on weekdays, relying on this title, to sell the old to these juniors!

In the past, Jia Dongxu was also tightly manipulated by him, but now for some reason, this trick seems to suddenly not work!
"You...don't come here..."

"Snapped!"

A crisp voice sounded, interrupting the second uncle's words.

In the shocked eyes of Qin Huairu and Bang Geng, Jia Dongxu slapped the second uncle's face directly.

"you!!!"

"Jia Dongxu, you are about to turn the sky upside down, aren't you!!!"

The fiery burning sensation on his face made the second uncle's anger break through to the peak!

He is a man of his age, but he hasn't been slapped in the face for decades!
Although I like to rely on the old to sell the old on weekdays, and I did feel a little bit weird just now, but this Jia Dongxu is a junior after all.

If you dare to slap him in the face, how can he accept it?

"No, ouch, second uncle, why are you angry?"

"Look, I'm hitting a fly!"

Jia Dongxu's face was half a smile, not a smile, more or less, and a little mocking.

He picked up the fly swatter and shook it in front of the second uncle. There were indeed a few remains of flies hanging on the fly swatter.

But as for whether it was just hit or the one who was on top a long time ago, that's unknown!
"You bastard, am I a fool when I'm your second uncle?"

"The flies on it... are almost mummified, could they have just been caught?"

"If I don't clean you up today, you will really be lawless!"

Liu Haizhong has been a fiery temper since he was young!

Not only did he have many fights with the people in the courtyard, but his wife, second aunt, and several sons also had a lot of fisting!

And as a forging worker, Liu Haizhong's own strength is not small!
Coupled with his obese figure, so don't look at him as a bit old now, but in the past, if you want the other party, Jia Dongxu, it's easy to catch!

Of course, today's Jia Dongxu is not the same as before!

"Don't! What is this for?"

The second uncle is extremely fat, and he is wearing black clothes!
He rushed towards Jia Dongxu, with that posture, those who didn't know it thought someone's black pig had rushed out of the pigsty!
Jia Dongxu laughed secretly, although he tried to persuade him, but his eyes were full of anticipation!
When the second uncle rushed in front of him, Jia Dongxu's eyes turned cold, and then he turned sideways in an instant and stepped aside!
And she stretched out her foot, and quietly caught the second uncle's foot!
Although the second uncle is strong enough, but after all, he is fat and old, so he is naturally not as good as young people in terms of reflexes and flexibility!

Seeing Jia Dongxu dodging to the side, he also wanted to stop. How can he control the huge inertia brought about by his fat body?

Coupled with the fact that he tripped over something before his feet, he immediately fell straight towards the day before yesterday!
And in front of him, that is behind Jia Dongxu just now, there is the one there. . .But it was the paint that Jia Dongxu bought from the street!
"what!!!"

"Puff~~~Boom!"

The second uncle fell headlong to the ground, knocked over the bucket of paint, and knocked it upside down on his head!

The white paint inside was not wasted, it was all splashed on the second uncle's head and body!
A good black pig has now become a flower pig!
"Ouch...Second uncle, look, look, look, I just bought high-quality paint, and I still have a whitewashed wall!"

"It's all right now, you ruined it all! You have to pay me for it!"

Jia Dongxu is indeed a junior, and as a junior, it is really difficult for him to fight with any elders!
But can't do it. . .It's okay to move your mouth, right?
Don't look at the second uncle's current appearance, which is extremely miserable and miserable, but it really wasn't him Jia Dongxu who beat him up!
Jia Dongxu can only say that he contributed to the flames. In the final analysis, the second uncle is too hot-tempered, and he has to blame himself!
"Compensation!! I will compensate your grandma!!!"

The second uncle didn't let it out in one breath, instead he stumbled and got paint all over his body!

At this moment, Jia Dongxu was still talking sarcasticly beside him, he was so angry, he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage!
Like an old bastard who had been overturned, the second uncle struggled on the ground for a long time, but couldn't get up.

"Accompany my grandma? My grandma... has been dead for so many years...Second uncle, you can't think about it, so you're going to seek death?"

Jia Dongxu was taken aback when he heard the words, then stepped forward to the second uncle, pretending to be worried and said.

"you!!!"

"You bastard, you're mad at me!!!"

The second uncle has lived for so long, today is really the first time he is in such a mess!
This kid Jia Dongxu, that's how he grew up watching him!
In the past, this kid didn't talk too much, and he didn't talk about it!

But recently, this kid has changed a lot!Not only his skills are amazing, but the key point is his mouth is also powerful!As soon as these two sentences came out, he almost pissed his bangs to death!

The second uncle now knew that he might not be able to fix Jia Dongxu on his own, so he didn't dare to talk anymore, and hurriedly crawled out the door!

He wants to greet the other two uncles, so he has to clean up Jia Dongxu!
(End of this chapter)

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