Siheyuan: At the beginning, he became a stickler's father
Chapter 160 Wash Your Hands Or Wash Your Head?
Chapter 160 Wash Your Hands Or Wash Your Head?
Silly Zhu is naturally not a bad guy like slapping Hanako!
The reason why he pulled Bang Geng and Xiao Dang over halfway was because he was afraid that Jia Dongxu wouldn't call him over for dinner at noon!
After all, he is not thick-skinned enough to stare at people to see when they will serve dinner!
But it's different if you call Sticky Xiaodang to play in his room!
If Jia Dongxu doesn't call him, why not call Banggen Xiaodang to go back to eat?
As long as he shouts, hey!I just took the two kids out and went straight to his room for dinner!Now Jia Dongxu won't be able to stop him!
Of course, Sha Zhu didn't expect that the stickler who used to be called the naughty king would be so afraid of Jia Dongxu now.
Only then did he count one, two, three, and the stick was so frightened that he almost ran out of the shit, and the silly column didn't even react!
But, this doesn't affect Sha Zhu's plan!
He led Xiao Dang in the back, and walked into Jia Dongxu's home with a proud face.
As soon as he entered the door, Silly Zhu saw Qin Huairu, who was so glamorous and so captivating in his dreams, just came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes.
Her graceful figure and beautiful face made Silly Zhu stunned on the spot.
"Hey, silly Zhu, are you here? Sit down!"
"Hey! So good, so good!"
Goddess bestowed a seat, and Silly Zhu felt elated when he heard it!
Fortunately, I am very smart, and I saw through Jia Dongxu's tricks twice today, so I didn't let this long-awaited meal go to waste.
"Great, Xiaodang! The two of you ate from your idiot uncle's house, did you thank him!"
Jia Dongxu saw through the small calculation in Sha Zhu's heart at a glance!But, Jia Dongxu didn't even think about stopping him from coming over!
Speaking of which, it was Jia Dongxu's own idea to ask Shazhu to eat this time!
Moreover, if Jia Dongxu really doesn't want Sha Zhu to come.
Let alone his two actions, even the abacus couple in the front yard can't get cheap from Jia Dongxu!
"Thank you~~~ We ate quite a few candies at Uncle Fool's place!"
Bang Geng was a little guilty and dared not speak, but Xiao Dang, who was sitting next to him, answered Jia Dongxu's question innocently.
For such a small child like her, if it wasn't for that big pile of candies, that silly Zhu really wouldn't be able to keep her, so he would have come back long ago!
"Okay, the dishes are ready, everyone wash your hands and get ready to eat!"
Qin Huairu, who brought out the last dish, wiped his hands on the apron, and then said to the few people who were already seated.
"handwashing?"
Silly Zhu was taken aback for a moment, obviously the hygiene habits brought by Jia Dongxu from the 21st century, he is unable to understand now.
"That's right! Silly Zhu, my dad said that you have to wash your hands before eating, so that you don't get a stomachache!"
Seeing that his father didn't seem to be angry today, Bang Jian finally dared to speak normally.
Even though he got an explanation, Sha Zhu was still confused, but he was also afraid of being ashamed in front of the goddess, so he pretended to know.
Following Jia Dongxu who stood up, he stood up and walked towards the sink outside the house.
When Jia Dongxu saw Sha Zhu's unsure expression, he immediately understood!
And, with his heart in mind, he quickly grabbed the stick and Xiaodang.
"Come on, let you silly uncles wash their hands first, is this polite?"
With that said, Jia Dongxu turned sideways and let Sha Zhu, who had been following behind, come to the front.
Silly Zhu also knew that this kid was deliberately making things difficult for him, he was so angry, his teeth were itchy!
What is polite and impolite, don't you just want to see his jokes?
"Jia Dongxu, you're really dark, aren't you? You want me to embarrass you in front of your family?"
"Tell me quickly, what they just said, what kind of hands do they mean!"
Silly Zhu lowered his voice and said to Jia Dongxu angrily.
"Tsk, didn't the stick tell you! Wash your head before meals! This thing can prevent stomachaches!"
Saying that, Jia Dongxu pointed at his head with a smirk!
"Wash your hair?"
Sha Zhu was shocked, and asked back in disbelief.
As for the head, there are indeed some other names. When he was a storyteller at Tianqiao, when the storyteller talked about the Three Kingdoms, he would often say "take your head!"
This first level refers to the head!
But what kind of habit is it to wash your head before eating?It's the first time I've seen him so stupid!
Especially it seems that Jia Dongxu is obviously holding back his laughter, there is nothing good going on here!
"Oh, silly uncle, hurry up and wash, we have to wash and eat after you finish washing! Xiao Dang and I are so hungry that our chests are sticking to our backs!"
Seeing Sha Zhu froze on the spot, not moving at all, the stick behind him panicked!
He is a well-known reincarnation of a starving ghost!When it was time for dinner, he couldn't help it. Seeing that Shazhu was still dawdling there, he immediately urged him in a hurry!
Jia Dongxu was overjoyed when he heard this!
This is a great guy, I really didn't support him in vain!
This kid does it from time to time, it really gives him a godly assist!
No, Silly Zhu, who was still hesitant at first, finally started to act after listening to Bang Geng's words!
There's no way, it's a fool, this is the only way for him to get close to Qin Huairu!
If he offends these two guys in a hurry, then let's not talk about coming to eat or anything in the future!
Even meeting and saying hello is probably an extravagant hope!
Finally, he glanced suspiciously at Jia Dongxu who was behind him, seeing that the other party was nodding to him, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, opened the valve on the sink, and stretched his head over. . .
"Dad...uncle idiot...what is uncle idiot doing..."
Now it's the turn of Bang Geng and Xiao Dang to freeze in place!
They looked at Jia Dongxu and asked in confusion!
Isn't this about washing your hands and eating? . .Why did this silly uncle stick his head under the faucet all of a sudden. . .
"Ahem, stick, do you know why Dad sent you to study?"
"Look, if you don't study, you will be like this in the future, and you will be treated like a fool everywhere..."
"Let's go, let's wash our hands at the washbasin at home!"
With that said, Jia Dongxu pulled on Banggen and Xiaodang, turned around and went back to the house.
In the middle courtyard, in front of the sink, the idiot who heard Jia Dongxu's complaints was so angry that he almost overturned the sink!
He was on all possible precautions, but he didn't expect to follow Jia Dongxu's advice.
"Dog! Hmph, do you think that your silly grandpa will get out of trouble?"
"Don't say it's pouring water on your head, it's pouring shit on your head! I have to eat this too!"
Sha Zhu muttered to himself viciously.
In his opinion, this Jia Dongxu is nothing more than making a fool of himself, and finally dare not appear in front of Qin Huairu!
But Shazhu just doesn't!
The opportunity for this meal is hard-won, he will not give up easily!
What's the shame of getting your head wet right now?In the future, when Jia Dongxu lost his wife, it would be shameful!
After some self-consolation, Sha Zhu put on a good mood again, and strode towards Jia's house with great strides.
(End of this chapter)
Silly Zhu is naturally not a bad guy like slapping Hanako!
The reason why he pulled Bang Geng and Xiao Dang over halfway was because he was afraid that Jia Dongxu wouldn't call him over for dinner at noon!
After all, he is not thick-skinned enough to stare at people to see when they will serve dinner!
But it's different if you call Sticky Xiaodang to play in his room!
If Jia Dongxu doesn't call him, why not call Banggen Xiaodang to go back to eat?
As long as he shouts, hey!I just took the two kids out and went straight to his room for dinner!Now Jia Dongxu won't be able to stop him!
Of course, Sha Zhu didn't expect that the stickler who used to be called the naughty king would be so afraid of Jia Dongxu now.
Only then did he count one, two, three, and the stick was so frightened that he almost ran out of the shit, and the silly column didn't even react!
But, this doesn't affect Sha Zhu's plan!
He led Xiao Dang in the back, and walked into Jia Dongxu's home with a proud face.
As soon as he entered the door, Silly Zhu saw Qin Huairu, who was so glamorous and so captivating in his dreams, just came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes.
Her graceful figure and beautiful face made Silly Zhu stunned on the spot.
"Hey, silly Zhu, are you here? Sit down!"
"Hey! So good, so good!"
Goddess bestowed a seat, and Silly Zhu felt elated when he heard it!
Fortunately, I am very smart, and I saw through Jia Dongxu's tricks twice today, so I didn't let this long-awaited meal go to waste.
"Great, Xiaodang! The two of you ate from your idiot uncle's house, did you thank him!"
Jia Dongxu saw through the small calculation in Sha Zhu's heart at a glance!But, Jia Dongxu didn't even think about stopping him from coming over!
Speaking of which, it was Jia Dongxu's own idea to ask Shazhu to eat this time!
Moreover, if Jia Dongxu really doesn't want Sha Zhu to come.
Let alone his two actions, even the abacus couple in the front yard can't get cheap from Jia Dongxu!
"Thank you~~~ We ate quite a few candies at Uncle Fool's place!"
Bang Geng was a little guilty and dared not speak, but Xiao Dang, who was sitting next to him, answered Jia Dongxu's question innocently.
For such a small child like her, if it wasn't for that big pile of candies, that silly Zhu really wouldn't be able to keep her, so he would have come back long ago!
"Okay, the dishes are ready, everyone wash your hands and get ready to eat!"
Qin Huairu, who brought out the last dish, wiped his hands on the apron, and then said to the few people who were already seated.
"handwashing?"
Silly Zhu was taken aback for a moment, obviously the hygiene habits brought by Jia Dongxu from the 21st century, he is unable to understand now.
"That's right! Silly Zhu, my dad said that you have to wash your hands before eating, so that you don't get a stomachache!"
Seeing that his father didn't seem to be angry today, Bang Jian finally dared to speak normally.
Even though he got an explanation, Sha Zhu was still confused, but he was also afraid of being ashamed in front of the goddess, so he pretended to know.
Following Jia Dongxu who stood up, he stood up and walked towards the sink outside the house.
When Jia Dongxu saw Sha Zhu's unsure expression, he immediately understood!
And, with his heart in mind, he quickly grabbed the stick and Xiaodang.
"Come on, let you silly uncles wash their hands first, is this polite?"
With that said, Jia Dongxu turned sideways and let Sha Zhu, who had been following behind, come to the front.
Silly Zhu also knew that this kid was deliberately making things difficult for him, he was so angry, his teeth were itchy!
What is polite and impolite, don't you just want to see his jokes?
"Jia Dongxu, you're really dark, aren't you? You want me to embarrass you in front of your family?"
"Tell me quickly, what they just said, what kind of hands do they mean!"
Silly Zhu lowered his voice and said to Jia Dongxu angrily.
"Tsk, didn't the stick tell you! Wash your head before meals! This thing can prevent stomachaches!"
Saying that, Jia Dongxu pointed at his head with a smirk!
"Wash your hair?"
Sha Zhu was shocked, and asked back in disbelief.
As for the head, there are indeed some other names. When he was a storyteller at Tianqiao, when the storyteller talked about the Three Kingdoms, he would often say "take your head!"
This first level refers to the head!
But what kind of habit is it to wash your head before eating?It's the first time I've seen him so stupid!
Especially it seems that Jia Dongxu is obviously holding back his laughter, there is nothing good going on here!
"Oh, silly uncle, hurry up and wash, we have to wash and eat after you finish washing! Xiao Dang and I are so hungry that our chests are sticking to our backs!"
Seeing Sha Zhu froze on the spot, not moving at all, the stick behind him panicked!
He is a well-known reincarnation of a starving ghost!When it was time for dinner, he couldn't help it. Seeing that Shazhu was still dawdling there, he immediately urged him in a hurry!
Jia Dongxu was overjoyed when he heard this!
This is a great guy, I really didn't support him in vain!
This kid does it from time to time, it really gives him a godly assist!
No, Silly Zhu, who was still hesitant at first, finally started to act after listening to Bang Geng's words!
There's no way, it's a fool, this is the only way for him to get close to Qin Huairu!
If he offends these two guys in a hurry, then let's not talk about coming to eat or anything in the future!
Even meeting and saying hello is probably an extravagant hope!
Finally, he glanced suspiciously at Jia Dongxu who was behind him, seeing that the other party was nodding to him, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, opened the valve on the sink, and stretched his head over. . .
"Dad...uncle idiot...what is uncle idiot doing..."
Now it's the turn of Bang Geng and Xiao Dang to freeze in place!
They looked at Jia Dongxu and asked in confusion!
Isn't this about washing your hands and eating? . .Why did this silly uncle stick his head under the faucet all of a sudden. . .
"Ahem, stick, do you know why Dad sent you to study?"
"Look, if you don't study, you will be like this in the future, and you will be treated like a fool everywhere..."
"Let's go, let's wash our hands at the washbasin at home!"
With that said, Jia Dongxu pulled on Banggen and Xiaodang, turned around and went back to the house.
In the middle courtyard, in front of the sink, the idiot who heard Jia Dongxu's complaints was so angry that he almost overturned the sink!
He was on all possible precautions, but he didn't expect to follow Jia Dongxu's advice.
"Dog! Hmph, do you think that your silly grandpa will get out of trouble?"
"Don't say it's pouring water on your head, it's pouring shit on your head! I have to eat this too!"
Sha Zhu muttered to himself viciously.
In his opinion, this Jia Dongxu is nothing more than making a fool of himself, and finally dare not appear in front of Qin Huairu!
But Shazhu just doesn't!
The opportunity for this meal is hard-won, he will not give up easily!
What's the shame of getting your head wet right now?In the future, when Jia Dongxu lost his wife, it would be shameful!
After some self-consolation, Sha Zhu put on a good mood again, and strode towards Jia's house with great strides.
(End of this chapter)
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