I!At the end of the college entrance examination, I was thrown down by the goddess school flower!
Chapter 209 209, Fat Lady Boss!
Chapter 209 209, Fat Lady Boss!
After one night, in the early morning of the second day, somewhere in the suburbs of Jiangbei City.
Jiang Mubai with a calm face glanced at the time, then turned to look at Caidie.
Holding two deep-fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk, Caidie, who was devouring it, smiled slightly and joked:
"Would you like to have one? I've never eaten such a delicious thing. It seems that there are still good things under this mountain!"
Feeling speechless, Jiang Mubai shook his head, looked at the guy in front of him, and said lightly:
"Tell me, you insisted on following me yesterday, but you have your own thoughts. If you don't tell me, I won't help you!"
Hearing this, Cai Die couldn't help but rolled her eyes, picked up the deep-fried dough stick in her hand and took two bites, looked at Jiang Mubai and complained:
"I'm a little girl, how can I have any ideas, don't think too bad of me, I just want to help you!"
"Besides, there is still a week before the next competition. If I don't play with you, who will I play with? I'm not familiar with them!"
Jiang Mubai, who was holding his arms, sighed slightly, looking at the colorful butterfly in front of him who obviously existed for a purpose, he didn't bother to ask any more questions.
Looking back at the intersection, I saw a broken Jetta driving towards here quietly.
And the person sitting in the car was none other than Sister Yu who was biting a piece of dog's tail grass.
She stopped the car slowly, grabbed the fritters from Cai Die's hand and said:
"Look at how slender you are, you still eat a lot, give me some, I haven't even had breakfast yet!"
Cai Die, who couldn't help rolling her eyes, snorted softly, looked at Sister Yu in front of her, and said in a strange way:
"Who is it? You still want to grab food from me. Believe it or not, I will put some poison in the fried dough sticks and poison you to death!"
Sister Yu, who didn't care, smiled, and ate the whole fritters in front of Cai Die.
Wiping the grease off her hands, she turned her head and patted Jiang Mubai's shoulder and said:
"However you poison, will I be afraid of you? There is a person who can restrain your sect's poison. What am I afraid of?"
Feeling speechless, Cai Die let out a little hatred, and then said nothing more.
Immediately opened the rear door and sat on a side seat.
Jiang Mubai, with a slightly dark complexion, slowly put down Sister Yu's hand, and said lightly:
"Please, this is my new jacket, can you stop being so sloppy, why are you rubbing your hands on me?"
Disapproving Sister Yu smiled, glanced at Jiang Mubai and said jokingly:
"It seems that there is a new little girl, so she is not interested in me, the eldest sister, I know, the relationship has faded!"
"I'd better go back, why not go to the Hehuan Sect, it's all here to make people hate you!"
With a helpless face, Jiang Mubai shook his head, grabbed Sister Yu's hand and said:
"Okay, hurry up, there is still a little distance from here, let's stop making trouble!"
"This time I want to help Wanwan find out about her father, you two have to help me, don't pick me up on the way!"
Cai Die, who was sitting in the back row, smiled slightly. Hearing what Jiang Mubai said, she felt a little envious.
It's just that envy is envy, the reason why she followed this time was also for a purpose.
"Let's go, the old driver is driving, you sit still, don't fall over, I'm not responsible for falling!"
Sister Yu who stepped on the accelerator and pulled the brakes smiled, and rushed forward, and soon the three of them disappeared within the intersection.
……
And this is in a small town outside the suburbs of Jiangbei City,
Several ferocious men in black clothes came to a canteen.
The proprietress who was selling snacks saw this scene, and immediately took two weak steps back and said:
"Grandpa, you rob money or rob sex, rob money is in this drawer, just forget about robbing sex, look at me, I'm old-fashioned, I can't stand your troubles!"
The leading man's complexion changed, he glanced at the obese woman in front of him, and said coldly:
"Think of all these beautiful things, and get me some flashlights, and some flares!"
"Don't tell me there's no one here, I came here only after I found out. If you play tricks with me, I don't mind letting you stay here today!"
The fat woman with a bitter face nodded, and quickly took out a few flares and a flashlight from the dark cabinet at the cash register and said:
"How dare I, junglers, this is the last flare. You must have gone to the mine to find the treasure. There are so many people looking for it these days!"
"If I knew it earlier, I would have prepared a little more. Seeing that you have more than one manpower!"
Hearing what the proprietress said, the leading man in black snorted softly.
He glared at her, and then led the people out of here.
And not long after they left, the proprietress, who pretended to be weak, smiled slightly, then glanced at the door a few times, then turned around and said:
"It was just a few of them last night. They don't look like people from our Dragon Kingdom. These people have a very strange aura, and they seem to be guys from outside!"
As soon as the words were finished, laughter suddenly came from inside the canteen.
Immediately afterwards, a man who looked like a beggar and was sloppy came out.
He glanced at the fat woman and said lightly:
"What does this have to do with me? I'm just a beggar!"
"Whatever they like, just don't mess with me anyway. I'm here for the wives of the Hehuan Sect. I think many disciples of our Beggar Sect don't have wives!"
The fat woman with her arms crossed smiled, with a look of disdain in her eyes, she turned around and glanced outside the house, and said:
"A friend is here again. It seems that our small town is really lively. I haven't seen so many people staring at Hehuanzong in just a few days!"
"I don't know what that crazy woman is doing, this is really a big scene!"
As soon as the words fell, the fat proprietress walked out with her arms folded, looked at the broken Jetta parked beside her, and greeted her with a smile:
"Brother, what do you want to buy here? Do you want to buy a set? I have Okamoto's and Durex's here. Which one do you want?"
When Jiang Mubai, who had just got off the car, heard this, his old face flushed instantly.
With a slight cough, he looked at the fat matchmaker in front of him and said lightly:
"I want flares and flashlights according to the rules, don't talk nonsense with me, get me two quickly, the price is not a problem!"
The proprietress with her arms folded felt a little disappointed when she heard this.
Seeing that a handsome little brother finally came, it turned out to be another guy who doesn't know how to style.
"A flashlight is 300 yuan a piece, and a flare is 1000 yuan a piece. Cash transaction!"
(End of this chapter)
After one night, in the early morning of the second day, somewhere in the suburbs of Jiangbei City.
Jiang Mubai with a calm face glanced at the time, then turned to look at Caidie.
Holding two deep-fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk, Caidie, who was devouring it, smiled slightly and joked:
"Would you like to have one? I've never eaten such a delicious thing. It seems that there are still good things under this mountain!"
Feeling speechless, Jiang Mubai shook his head, looked at the guy in front of him, and said lightly:
"Tell me, you insisted on following me yesterday, but you have your own thoughts. If you don't tell me, I won't help you!"
Hearing this, Cai Die couldn't help but rolled her eyes, picked up the deep-fried dough stick in her hand and took two bites, looked at Jiang Mubai and complained:
"I'm a little girl, how can I have any ideas, don't think too bad of me, I just want to help you!"
"Besides, there is still a week before the next competition. If I don't play with you, who will I play with? I'm not familiar with them!"
Jiang Mubai, who was holding his arms, sighed slightly, looking at the colorful butterfly in front of him who obviously existed for a purpose, he didn't bother to ask any more questions.
Looking back at the intersection, I saw a broken Jetta driving towards here quietly.
And the person sitting in the car was none other than Sister Yu who was biting a piece of dog's tail grass.
She stopped the car slowly, grabbed the fritters from Cai Die's hand and said:
"Look at how slender you are, you still eat a lot, give me some, I haven't even had breakfast yet!"
Cai Die, who couldn't help rolling her eyes, snorted softly, looked at Sister Yu in front of her, and said in a strange way:
"Who is it? You still want to grab food from me. Believe it or not, I will put some poison in the fried dough sticks and poison you to death!"
Sister Yu, who didn't care, smiled, and ate the whole fritters in front of Cai Die.
Wiping the grease off her hands, she turned her head and patted Jiang Mubai's shoulder and said:
"However you poison, will I be afraid of you? There is a person who can restrain your sect's poison. What am I afraid of?"
Feeling speechless, Cai Die let out a little hatred, and then said nothing more.
Immediately opened the rear door and sat on a side seat.
Jiang Mubai, with a slightly dark complexion, slowly put down Sister Yu's hand, and said lightly:
"Please, this is my new jacket, can you stop being so sloppy, why are you rubbing your hands on me?"
Disapproving Sister Yu smiled, glanced at Jiang Mubai and said jokingly:
"It seems that there is a new little girl, so she is not interested in me, the eldest sister, I know, the relationship has faded!"
"I'd better go back, why not go to the Hehuan Sect, it's all here to make people hate you!"
With a helpless face, Jiang Mubai shook his head, grabbed Sister Yu's hand and said:
"Okay, hurry up, there is still a little distance from here, let's stop making trouble!"
"This time I want to help Wanwan find out about her father, you two have to help me, don't pick me up on the way!"
Cai Die, who was sitting in the back row, smiled slightly. Hearing what Jiang Mubai said, she felt a little envious.
It's just that envy is envy, the reason why she followed this time was also for a purpose.
"Let's go, the old driver is driving, you sit still, don't fall over, I'm not responsible for falling!"
Sister Yu who stepped on the accelerator and pulled the brakes smiled, and rushed forward, and soon the three of them disappeared within the intersection.
……
And this is in a small town outside the suburbs of Jiangbei City,
Several ferocious men in black clothes came to a canteen.
The proprietress who was selling snacks saw this scene, and immediately took two weak steps back and said:
"Grandpa, you rob money or rob sex, rob money is in this drawer, just forget about robbing sex, look at me, I'm old-fashioned, I can't stand your troubles!"
The leading man's complexion changed, he glanced at the obese woman in front of him, and said coldly:
"Think of all these beautiful things, and get me some flashlights, and some flares!"
"Don't tell me there's no one here, I came here only after I found out. If you play tricks with me, I don't mind letting you stay here today!"
The fat woman with a bitter face nodded, and quickly took out a few flares and a flashlight from the dark cabinet at the cash register and said:
"How dare I, junglers, this is the last flare. You must have gone to the mine to find the treasure. There are so many people looking for it these days!"
"If I knew it earlier, I would have prepared a little more. Seeing that you have more than one manpower!"
Hearing what the proprietress said, the leading man in black snorted softly.
He glared at her, and then led the people out of here.
And not long after they left, the proprietress, who pretended to be weak, smiled slightly, then glanced at the door a few times, then turned around and said:
"It was just a few of them last night. They don't look like people from our Dragon Kingdom. These people have a very strange aura, and they seem to be guys from outside!"
As soon as the words were finished, laughter suddenly came from inside the canteen.
Immediately afterwards, a man who looked like a beggar and was sloppy came out.
He glanced at the fat woman and said lightly:
"What does this have to do with me? I'm just a beggar!"
"Whatever they like, just don't mess with me anyway. I'm here for the wives of the Hehuan Sect. I think many disciples of our Beggar Sect don't have wives!"
The fat woman with her arms crossed smiled, with a look of disdain in her eyes, she turned around and glanced outside the house, and said:
"A friend is here again. It seems that our small town is really lively. I haven't seen so many people staring at Hehuanzong in just a few days!"
"I don't know what that crazy woman is doing, this is really a big scene!"
As soon as the words fell, the fat proprietress walked out with her arms folded, looked at the broken Jetta parked beside her, and greeted her with a smile:
"Brother, what do you want to buy here? Do you want to buy a set? I have Okamoto's and Durex's here. Which one do you want?"
When Jiang Mubai, who had just got off the car, heard this, his old face flushed instantly.
With a slight cough, he looked at the fat matchmaker in front of him and said lightly:
"I want flares and flashlights according to the rules, don't talk nonsense with me, get me two quickly, the price is not a problem!"
The proprietress with her arms folded felt a little disappointed when she heard this.
Seeing that a handsome little brother finally came, it turned out to be another guy who doesn't know how to style.
"A flashlight is 300 yuan a piece, and a flare is 1000 yuan a piece. Cash transaction!"
(End of this chapter)
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