Northern Myanmar: These players are acting strangely!

Chapter 89: Going all out, a turning point appears!
Sister Yu looked him up and down three times a day with great interest, a playful smirk playing on her lips:

"massage?"

"These days, people actually believe this kind of thing?"

"You dare to show off this kind of street trick in front of me?"

He bowed three times a day, his face plastered with the professional smile typical of the service industry:
"Sister Yu, is it true or not? Why don't you try it out first and you'll know?"

He said this with complete confidence.

I studied traditional massage techniques in college and minored in various health and wellness programs.

After graduation, I opened several health and wellness centers using this skill, and business was pretty good.

He often personally treats VIP clients, so his techniques are still sharp and he has that much confidence.

Before Sister Yu could speak again, Ah Long suddenly sprang up and delivered a solid punch to her lower abdomen, which she did three times a day.

Ah Long stared with his bull-like eyes:

"Experience this, damn it!"

"They used Sister Yu as a guinea pig?"

"Who gave you the guts?"

Wang Zixu and his two companions had initially improved their impression of this new player who had just arrived at the park.

There was a tiny bit of anticipation that the four of them would make a name for themselves in the park after he joined.

And this is what they did right from the start.

The three of them could only sigh silently in their hearts.

Of all people to mess with, why did she have to try to outsmart Sister Yu, that female devil?

Isn't this like an old man hanging himself because he thinks his life is too long?

Wow! This kid's really gone overboard! He just got here and he's already willing to be Sister Yu's guinea pig?!

[I suggest you stay away from him, lest you get caught up in his reckless and foolish behavior.]

Sigh... I can only say I have too little gaming experience.

[Damn, he's already getting killed off so soon after arriving. This guy is still too naive; does he think this is child's play?]

This guy seems pretty confident, like he's got some skills, but unfortunately there's no space for him to show them off in the park.

[A brush? A pot-cleaning brush? In this park, survival is the only thing that matters. All this fancy stuff will get you killed without you even knowing why!]

"Cough cough cough~"

Three times a day, I clutched my lower abdomen and coughed violently.

Although I had lowered the pain level to the minimum when I entered the game and didn't feel much pain, I couldn't avoid the physiological reaction of being hit hard on my organs.

I absolutely hate Ah Long, that idiot.

He secretly vowed that if he ever had the chance, he would definitely throw him into the river to feed the fish.

But for now, we must be patient.

He struggled to his feet, looked at Sister Yu, and said sincerely:

"Sister Yu, to be honest, my family has been doing this for generations."

"Later, I switched to farming in response to the national call."

"But I have a thirst for knowledge, so I have never stopped learning and my skills have never declined!"

The park will conduct background checks on newcomers, but those are just superficial and cursory information.

As long as you make your story detailed enough.

Half truths and half lies.

Even if they suspect something, it's difficult to verify and cannot be immediately exposed.

Ah Long glanced at Sister Yu and saw that her eyes seemed to waver slightly. He unconsciously put his right hand on his waist.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and he immediately stepped forward to advise:
"Sister Yu, you absolutely mustn't believe his nonsense!"

“A few years ago, when I was still in China, my father had headaches and went to the county’s traditional Chinese medicine clinic for a checkup.”

"As a result, that quack doctor randomly needled him, and a perfectly healthy person was turned into a paraplegic!"

"They even insisted that my father's sudden illness caused problems with the treatment."

"In the end, the lawsuit dragged on for a long time, and the person was gone by the end."

"Just tell me."

"With so many acupoints on the human body, who can say for sure?"

"It was nothing to begin with, it will probably get better on its own in a couple of days."

"But what if he's a mediocre person, or has some ulterior motives..."

Sister Yu, who had been moving, quietly withdrew her foot and sat back down in her chair.

It must be said that Ah Long's words really hit the nail on the head regarding her concerns.

She is currently the only director in the park, and the performance of the entire park is at stake, which puts her under a lot of pressure.

If this guy accidentally hurts someone, that would be a huge problem.

The park does not employ unemployed people!

This statement is not just directed at dog-worshippers.

Seeing this three times a day, I cursed Ah Long's ancestors for eighteen generations in my mind.

When did he provoke him?
Or is this idiot just naturally incompatible with me?
Why should we target him at every turn?

But since things have come to this, we have no choice but to go all out.

"Sister Yu, the situation Brother Long described could indeed happen."

He first expressed his agreement, then abruptly changed the subject:
"I'm certain that the person who gave his father the acupuncture was a complete quack!"

"He probably didn't even figure out the root cause of the headache before randomly administering acupuncture."

"And the risks of needle pricks are indeed high."

"But in some cases, there is no need for acupuncture at all."

He looked at Sister Yu, his tone resolute:
"For example, common minor ailments such as lower back pain, foot pain, and leg numbness and tingling."

"Besides, if I were to hurt you, I wouldn't be able to afford the consequences." "Moreover, I wouldn't dare..."

As he spoke, he wanted to strike while the iron was hot, take a few steps forward, and make a good impression on Sister Yu to prove his worth.

He had only taken two steps and hadn't even touched Sister Yu's clothes when Ah Long strode over and kicked him again!
The two peasants behind Sister Yu reacted quickly, rushing forward like hungry tigers pouncing on their prey.

One person on each side pressed him firmly to the ground three times a day.

Before he could react, a rain of fists began to fall.

"You son of a bitch, you dare touch Sister Yu with your filthy hands? You're tired of living, aren't you?"

Ah Long kicked and cursed, constantly threatening and intimidating.

See this scene.

Wang Zixu and the other two were speechless.

This player's thought process is a bit peculiar.

Do not!
To be precise, he's a complete oddball!
Is there really no sense of distance between you?

He started touching Sister Yu inappropriately right away?

Even if it's a strange woman in front of me, it's still inappropriate, isn't it?

What's more, standing in front of him was Sister Yu, who was unpredictable and ruthless!
She is no ordinary woman and cannot be generalized.

Cover your head with your hands three times a day.

My heart sank.

What is this?

It's simply a disaster.

I just saw a fellow villager and waved excitedly, how did I end up being targeted?
Not only did he not understand, but Wang Zixu and the other two didn't understand either.

In fact, after the incident involving Brother Kun, the park increased monitoring of all newcomers.

Don't be fooled by the seemingly empty surroundings; once you step into the park, you're basically under surveillance.

Especially the piglets newly arrived in the park, who have not experienced the park's harsh treatment, are the most likely to act impulsively and are the key targets for monitoring.

I sighed three times a day, feeling that this wave was completely over.

Even if you manage to survive, don't expect a good life from now on.

Not only will they be relentlessly targeted by Ah Long and Fat Cat, but they will also be under close surveillance.

In this situation, you can choose to restart.

however.

Just as he was about to give up and end the game on his own initiative.

Sister Yu's voice suddenly rang out like heavenly music:

"okay."

She stood up, walked to the table three times a day, examined it carefully, and said:
"Judging from his appearance, he's not cut out to be a dog pusher."

"I can go on camera in a couple of days to see how it goes."

Although I don't understand what "on camera" means, I do it three times a day.

But he knew that things had taken a turn for the better, that his life seemed to be saved, and that things were taking a new turn for the better.

He jolted awake, struggled to his feet, and dusted himself off.
"Sister Yu! Sister Yu!"

"I really just wanted to let you experience it!"

He pointed at Ah Long and eagerly pledged his loyalty:
"If you're not comfortable with that, let him put a knife to my neck!"

"And your back looks like it's an old problem."

There's a saying in the industry that I'm not sure if I should say.

"If minor ailments aren't addressed promptly, they can develop into major problems, and then it will be too late to regret it!"

"Health is not a game!"

"Sister Yu, give me a chance to prove myself!"

"I'll definitely massage you thoroughly and make sure all these hidden ailments of yours disappear!"

"Don't worry, I guarantee there will be no needles, no medicine, and absolutely no risk!"

Wang Zixu and the other two were dumbfounded.

This guy is really stubborn.

I don't know the difference between "appearing on camera" and "dog pushing".

But Sister Yu clearly intended to let him go, yet he still shamelessly tried to get close to her.

Even though we're on the same side, I still feel like saying: they deserved to get beaten up!

The atmosphere in Wang Zixu's live stream became even more enthusiastic.

Is this guy a real-life salesman? He's saying that pressing something can cure all diseases? It's ridiculously unbelievable!

This guy is stubborn and doesn't follow the script, but he seems to have some talent.

[The key point is that saying this shows a lack of trust, right? It will also anger management, so what's the point?]

I also feel this player's gameplay is a bit off.

From another perspective, watching his various ways of courting death is actually quite interesting.

【…】

Ah Long's eyes widened, and he angrily rolled up his sleeves:

"Damn it, you think you're so great?"

"They actually dare to make a move on Sister Yu?"

Sister Yu had already turned and taken two steps when she suddenly stopped and snorted:
"Take him to my office!"

Ah Long frowned, instinctively wanting to offer some advice:
"Sister Yu..."

Sister Yu suddenly turned her head, a cold glint flashing in her eyes:
"Are you teaching me what to do?"

(End of this chapter)