Northern Myanmar: These players are acting strangely!

Chapter 115 So young, how could she be like this... How can we film this now?
Three times a day! I never expected that Ah Hu's so-called "audience" would actually be filming this kind of movie!

His face flushed bright red instantly, and he felt as if all the blood in his body rushed to his head.

There were seven people crammed into the room, and if you include him and Ah Hu, that makes nine.

With nearly ten people, there's more than enough room to play two mahjong games.

At this moment.

Everyone in the room stared at him like a searchlight, their gazes fixed on him three times a day.

Three times a day, I felt my mouth was dry and I subconsciously looked away, awkwardly surveying the film set in front of me.

The room is about 40 square meters and is fully furnished with furniture, a sofa, a coffee table, and so on.

To the right of the entrance is a completely transparent glass toilet, so you can see people squatting and defecating inside from the outside.

Even more outrageous, there was a bathtub in the toilet, but it was empty.

A woman was lying inside, with only half of her head showing.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

My heart was pounding wildly three times a day, and my head was buzzing.

He swallowed.

Is this... triggering a hidden storyline in the game?

He was one of the first veteran players to log into the game and would visit the forums every day without fail.

I've read countless posts.

But he had never heard of any player entering the park doing this!
Ah Hu's soft cough brought him back to reality.

"Come, let me introduce you."

He pointed to a short, stout man holding a video camera and said:
"This is Director Zhang."

He then pointed to a lean man next to him:

"This is the action director, Coach Li."

Ah Hu introduced the important people present, then walked over and reached out to pull the woman curled up on the bed off the bed.

The girl wasn't particularly outstanding in appearance, but she had fair skin and a decent figure.

At this moment, her face was expressionless, her expression numb, and she let Ah Hu do as he pleased.

Three times a day, my eyes would glaze over, my face would turn red, my neck would turn swollen, my breathing would become heavy, and my heart would beat faster.

This was the first time he had ever felt so nervous while playing a game.

at the same time,

He finally noticed the unusual thing that happened when he massaged Sister Yu a while ago.

Blanched!

In the game, I didn't react at all!

He couldn't quite describe the feeling; it was just very strange.

Ah Hu pushed three times in one day, each time stumbling and interrupting his thoughts:

"What are you staring at, kid?"

Three times a day, he subconsciously turned his head to look and saw Ah Hu and several people beside him, grinning and winking at him with expressions that were as lewd as could be.

My mind races three times a day.

This situation is truly a dilemma!
He steeled himself and took two steps forward, meeting the slightly raised eyes of the girl with a numb expression.

When the girl saw him, a faint light seemed to flash in her lifeless eyes, but it quickly went out.

Three times in one day, he suddenly stopped, unable to go any further.

Turning to look at the short, stocky Director Zhang, he forced a smile:
"Director Zhang, look, my hair is all oily, it's affecting my on-screen appearance."

"Could you... let me take a shower first?"

Director Zhang adjusted his glasses and waved his hand dismissively.

"Dry!"

"A lazy donkey on a millstone produces a lot of excrement and piss!"

"Hurry up! You have two minutes, get yourself clean!"

Two minutes!?

After taking a shower?
Three times a day, I thought I misheard.

People live under the eaves.

Two minutes it is.

He didn't really want to take a shower; he just wanted to buy himself some time to figure out what to do next.

Having invested so much time and effort, and even built up a good impression with Sister Yu, he really doesn't want to restart.

But this film can't be made...

It's not that he's pretending to be high-minded,
There is no lustful desire.

It's just... I'm willing but unable!

I had just squeezed the shampoo onto my head and lathered it up when I heard the short, fat director outside impatiently cursing:
"Fuck you!"

What are you dawdling about?

"Anyway, we're going to be naked anyway, so get the hell out here!"

He's not an introverted or shy person; having worked in the service industry for so long, he's developed a thick skin.

But now, being watched by so many grown men, I felt extremely uncomfortable and resistant, so my movements were naturally clumsy and I wasted a lot of time.

Director Zhang frowned and complained to Ah Hu:

"Ah Hu, are the people you brought no good?"

"Couldn't they have taught us the rules before the audition?"

"They dump all sorts of random people into my area, like it's a garbage dump for me."

"Those inside, get out quickly."

"If it's okay, great; if not, get lost!" "Don't waste everyone's time here!"

He also has performance evaluations. Wouldn't it be better for him to make one more film instead of wasting time dawdling?

The more hit movies we make, the greater our chances of success, and the more money we can earn.

Before Ah Hu came, I thought this kid was quite sensible, coming three times a day. I didn't expect him to be so slow and indecisive at the crucial moment. He was really like a lazy donkey trying to work the millstone. After being scolded by Director Zhang, he lost face.

He strode into the restroom with a sullen face.

"What the hell!"

"Didn't I tell you on the way here to do whatever I tell you to do?"

Don't you have any self-awareness?

Ah Hu raised his arm, ready to strike.

bang bang...

Three times a day, he hurriedly protected his vital organs, his head buzzing, and shouted urgently:

"Brother Tiger! Brother Tiger, please have mercy!"

"It's not that I don't want to, it's just... it's just that I have a problem with men, and I don't know how to say it!"

He figured the deception was bound to come out sooner or later anyway, and he reckoned this job wasn't even meant for the players.

Ah Hu stopped what he was doing, flexed his wrists, and looked at him suspiciously:
"What do you mean?"

They stopped hiding it altogether, even though it happened three times a day.

"I really can't do it..."

"..."

If he doesn't speak up now, he's doomed, and all his efforts over the past two days will have been in vain.

With a mournful face, he explained his "situation".

After hearing his explanation, everyone present was stunned.

Three times a day for someone so young? It doesn't look like it at all!
Director Zhang stared at him, his face full of disbelief:
"Damn it! Are you kidding me?"

He's been in the industry for so many years and has never encountered anything like this before.

I've encountered obstacles.

This requires more effort, or even medication, and it will work.

But not at all?
He expressed deep skepticism about this.

Despite explaining it three times a day, no one present believed it at all.

What if they don't believe me?
It can only be tested on the spot!

The plot is about four thousand words long...

It turns out that saying it was three times a day was indeed true.

Director Zhang was still somewhat skeptical.

Before encountering this situation today, he never believed that impotence existed in front of women.

Three minutes later...

Director Zhang and everyone present believed it.

Ironclad evidence.

Director Zhang tilted his head towards the cameraman:
"Bring the medicine."

"I don't believe it anymore."

I look at the bottle of purified water and two small blue pills on the table three times a day, and I feel exhausted.

Things have come to this point, and he has no choice but to accept it.

He resignedly stuffed the pill into his mouth and swallowed it down with a gulp of water.

To be honest, he was also very curious about whether this thing actually worked in the game.

A group of grown men stared at it for more than ten minutes.

The girl wasn't idle during that time either...

As a result, it was useless to the birds.

Ah Hu is numb.

Those blue pills are incredibly powerful.

One pill can keep him going all afternoon.

The kid in front of me ate two pills, but they had absolutely no effect on him.

Three times a day, but I felt a little relieved.

During the waiting period, he also figured out some things.

I don't know if this counts as a game bug.

But even without this bizarre setting, doing this job is still deadly!
This job lacks safety measures, and given the frequency of the work, I'll inevitably get sick and die here sooner or later.

Although there is no pain sensation in the game, the character's physical condition will continuously decline!

Ah Hu finally got angry, feeling like he had been tricked.

He rushed forward, ready to attack.

Why the hell didn't you say so sooner?!

Just as Ah Hu's fist was about to land, Director Zhang suddenly reached out and stopped it.

He had a grin on his face, and I wondered what mischief he was up to.

"Hey, don't hit me in the face!"

"If you beat someone's head into a pig's head, you can't film it anymore."

Ah Hu was stunned, his brows furrowed slightly, and he looked puzzled.
"How can we film in this condition?"

(End of this chapter)