Then all my cultivation as an immortal has been for nothing?

Chapter 55 Springtime Splendor: Pigsy

It wasn't until after 3 a.m. that Wang Yi completed all the inspection and purification work.

The main reason was that the examination revealed that Wang Yi had been moderately contaminated, so after the purification process was completed, he was sent to the psychology department for a three-hour psychological diagnosis.

During the diagnosis, Wang Yi looked at a bunch of ink dot diagrams and spent almost an hour setting up the sandbox, chatting with the doctor in the white coat while setting up the sandbox.

After everything was finished, the psychology department didn't tell him the results and just let him go.

As Wang Yi exited the psychology department, he saw Elsa and Lin Weiwei waiting at the door.

Seeing Lin Weiwei and Wang Yi's ears getting hot, their minds were filled with the hug from that afternoon.

Lin Weiwei was also a little embarrassed: "You... I was too emotional this afternoon, and you saw my out-of-control side."

"Huh?" Wang Yi was shocked and couldn't remember what Lin Weiwei had done wrong.

Lin Weiwei felt even more embarrassed. She turned her head away and whispered, "I was crying in your arms. I was comforting Dongdong who was crying, and I was trying to keep my emotions relatively stable."

"When I saw that you were still alive, I don't know why I broke down."

Wang Yi said "Oh," and then added, "Maybe you've already fallen for me, which is why you're crying tears of joy at seeing me still alive..."

Lin Weiwei: "Absolutely impossible!"

Elsa: "Don't say what's on your mind, it's disgusting."

Why are you all so sure?
Wang Yi: "Is there really not even a one in ten thousand chance?"

Elsa looked at Lin Weiwei: "He was being pursued by a super beautiful ordinary woman downstairs, and he's hallucinating."

Wang Yi: "This is 'extremely beautiful' using two words: 'extremely' and 'beautiful'."

"Ah," Lin Weiwei looked at Wang Yi with a hint of disdain, "I see, I think I understand."

Just then, Elsa's phone rang. She glanced at it and said, "The psychological diagnosis results are in. Your Dao heart is very stable and there is no risk of it collapsing. We can go back now."

Wang Yi: "It's getting late, let's take a taxi."

Lin Weiwei: "No need, the company dormitory is right next to the headquarters."

Wang Yi was shocked: "What? Company dormitory?"

“Yes, because of the change in our training strategy for you, the company moved all your belongings into the dormitory while you were recuperating in the hospital. From now on, you will be living with the rest of the Night Heron Squad,” Elsa said.

Wang Yi: "Then what about my anchoring?"

Elsa clicked her tongue: "Are you worried about anchoring? You're the older sister who can't bear to be toyed with by you. And you said before that you wouldn't continue to play with other people's feelings."

Wang Yi panicked when he saw Lin Weiwei's expression: "That's not how I see it! You said that living among ordinary people helps stabilize one's Dao heart! I've already decided to stop toying with Wang Chengyan's feelings."

"Hey, that older sister's name is Wang Chengyan," Lin Weiwei said. "Do you have a photo? I want to see how pretty she is."

“Yes, yes.” Elsa fiddled with her phone, pulling up a photo of Wang Chengyan and Wang Yi together. “Look, after just one drink on the rooftop, this girl became completely obedient to him, even letting him take her home directly, where she fell asleep without any suspicion.”

Wang Yi: "But I held the line! I even covered her with a towel!"

“Hey,” Lin Weiwei looked at the photo, “such a beautiful woman was lying in front of you without any defenses, and you actually managed to keep your bottom line.”

Hmm, it seems like my favorability rating has increased?

Elsa: "Don't say things that will mislead my apprentice. Or are you planning to keep him as a pushover?"

"Shuiyu" is a local term in eastern Guangdong, and its meaning is similar to "ATM" or "wallet" in other places. It refers to a pretty girl's kept man who is only there to pay for her money.

However, Wang Yi felt that Lin Weiwei was different. How could someone with such a youthful spirit treat him like a pushover?

Lin Weiwei: "I didn't! You can check my records. During my probationary period as a trainee cultivator, I didn't use my cultivator's talent to attract any sycophants! Before becoming a cultivator, I never let any man spend money on me!"

Wang Yi pinched himself hard to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

Can two girls as good as Wang Chengyan really appear? I absolutely don't believe it; this must be a dream!
Lin Weiwei noticed Wang Yi pinching her cheek and asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Wang Yi: "It's nothing, it just feels so unreal. I actually met two good girls who don't hook up with men in such a short period of time."

Lin Weiwei was stunned: "Huh? Does 'good girl' refer to me?"

Elsa exclaimed, "Holy crap, apprentice, your attack was sudden and effective! Is this the newbie perk for virgins?"

Lin Weiwei blushed instantly: "I didn't—you're overthinking it!"

Elsa was even more shocked, staring at her and saying, "Wow, you're a newbie too! Really? My apprentice is one thing, but how can someone as pretty as you be a newbie?"

Lin Weiwei was a little shy, but still exuded a youthful charm: "Does 'newbie' mean... a newbie in love? That's because I attended a top high school's experimental class before college. I'm not a particularly talented person; I was too busy doing practice problems every day."

"And what about after you go to university?" Wang Yi and Elsa asked in unison.

Lin Weiwei: "I started cultivating immortality. After my college entrance exam, I worked a summer job and went for an interview at a chain fast food restaurant under my company. They found out I had spiritual roots, so I naturally started cultivating immortality. My parents thought I was studying at Guangdong University of Science and Technology."

Can you do this?

Lin Weiwei: "My master, Master Yi, told me that ordinary people's will can be distorted by cultivators. I wondered if that's why those boys who used to like me kept their distance from all the boys who liked me, so..."

Elsa: "So you're a newbie?"

Lin Weiwei nodded, then noticed Wang Yi pinching her cheek again and asked, "What's wrong with you now?"

"I feel like this is all unreal," Wang Yi said, his eyes brimming with tears. "So many things have happened in the last two years. I thought that someone who looks like me was destined to be a sucker for life."

Wang Yi's actions and expressions at this moment were very similar to those of Chen Peisi in the classic skit "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role," who said, "Only someone like me can betray us."

Wang Yi continued, "I never expected this! Good girls still exist! I must be living in a novel right now, right? Well, if I weren't in a novel, how could I have escaped danger so many times? Author, with so many good girls, one is enough for me..."

Lin Weiwei was amused by Wang Yi's performance and laughed out loud: "You... how did you manage to do something like this without changing your expression? But... when you tore the monster apart and returned to reality, you were indeed as handsome as a character from a novel."

Wang Yi made no attempt to hide his joy: "Really? It seems my wish for the author has come true. If only He could make me a little more handsome. I don't ask for much, just a little less handsome than Daniel Wu, or even Andy Lau would be fine."

Elsa: "You're still dreaming?"

“Yeah,” Lin Weiwei said, “You didn’t think what I just said meant I liked you, did you? I just thought you were quite interesting. If you could tear 20 monsters apart and help my team advance to D-rank, then I might reluctantly try to see if I like you.” Wang Yi: “No taking it back!”

I've got a cheat code, I'll tear it off and show you!

Lin Weiwei: "I won't go back on my word. If you don't believe me, we can pinky swear."

As she spoke, she raised her right hand and hooked her little finger.

This little finger is like white jade, with a pinkish tip, it's very beautiful.

Wang Yi noticed that Xiaomuzhi seemed a bit timid, and Elsa said from the side, "He won't dare, he'll definitely back down."

So Wang Yi went all out and hooked it up with his right little finger.

The cool touch was probably due to the hot weather and the slight sweat.

Wang Yi: "Pinky promise, for a hundred years—"

Lin Weiwei: "Pfft."

Wang Yi: "What's wrong? Isn't this how pinky promises are made?"

"No, I didn't expect you to actually recite the nursery rhyme." Lin Weiwei then wagged her finger, "Pinky promise, never to change for a hundred years~"

Elsa suddenly said, "You are cultivators, so you must be bound for a thousand years, otherwise it won't be enough."

Lin Weiwei: "Who's set a life partner for me! It's just a promise that once the team is promoted to D rank, I'll try to see if I can like him."

Wang Yi: "What if I could tear 20 monsters apart with my bare hands?"

Lin Weiwei looked at him in surprise: "Huh? You really want to tear it?"

Wang Yi: "Well... let's see how it goes. Let's get this straight, do the zombies we killed during yesterday's mission count?"

"No," Lin Weiwei said decisively. "And how long do you plan to keep this up?"

Wang Yi: "I hope it will be forever."

"Dream on!" Lin Weiwei was about to shake off Wang Yi when he voluntarily let go.

The girl laughed when she saw his cowardly appearance.

In that instant, Wang Yi's affection for her surpassed that for Wang Chengyan, the older woman downstairs.

His feelings could be described by an old song: I wish I were a little lamb, following by her side, I wish she would gently whip me with a thin leather whip~
Just as Wang Yi remembered this song, Elsa started humming it, but she was humming the version of Pigsy carrying his wife: "Dang di~ de dang di dang~ dang dang dang di~ dang di dang~"

Lin Weiwei looked at Elsa and said, "I can see that you two, master and apprentice, are both quite the character."

Wang Yi: "My master is a real character, I'm a serious person."

Lin Weiwei glanced at him and blinked: "I hope you can use this energy to liven up the atmosphere in the team. Caishen sacrificed himself, and Dongdong, who had always been on good terms with him, was greatly affected."

Wang Yi nodded: "I...will try my best. What about Viper?"

“He has a wife and children, and he went home. The psychology department thinks this is good for his spiritual practice. Now only Dongdong is in the dormitory, and I’m a little worried,” Lin Weiwei said. “She told me to come here and wait, saying she was fine, so I came to wait for you to finish your examination.”

Wang Yi: "Then let's hurry back."

Elsa: "Ta-da~ Ta-da-ta-da~"

Wang Yi: "That's outdated. When our generation sees Pigsy, we think of 'Beautiful spring scenery, better to be a dream~'"

Elsa continued, "'The scent of green grass in my dreams~'"

Lin Weiwei: "'You carry your dreams with you~'"

Wang Yi: "Oh, you can sing too?"

“When I was a child, the TV station would broadcast this compilation during summer vacation, along with Princess Pearl and Journey to the West (86),” Lin Weiwei said. “That’s why I can sing it all.”

The three of them sang as they left the headquarters building and headed straight for the adjacent annex building.

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"They left."

In the CEO's office, the secretary reported to Peng Feng.

Peng Feng stood facing the large floor-to-ceiling windows, gazing at the night view of Yangcheng. With the landscape lighting turned off, Yangcheng under the night sky took on a more mysterious air.

Secretary: "Could that mysterious person Wang Yi reported be someone sent by higher-ups to monitor us...?"

"You mean the Seven Sages' direct subordinates? No, if the Seven Sages have already determined that we are traitors, the moment our intentions are exposed, the extermination will begin."

Peng Feng paused for a moment, then continued, "Considering the unusual transfers that occurred earlier, I speculate that this Wang Yi, this 'literary giant,' is a chosen one. The Seven Sages' direct subordinates are here to protect him."

Secretary: "Then...should we have the New Alliance cease operations?"

"No, this is precisely the time to let them continue their actions. After all, they're liaising with Mr. Qin. Let the Seven Sages chase after this phantom called Mr. Qin, and we can conveniently disguise everything as a scheme set up against the Chosen One."

"As for the Heaven-Turning Seal, we'll discuss that in more detail later."

Peng Feng said this.

"How are we going to explain this to Fengdu?"

“That’s easy. Just make them interested in the Chosen One.” Peng Feng smiled slightly. “It just so happens that the Chosen One’s master is Elsa. Her sister probably misses her sister quite a bit.”

Secretary: "The few seemingly insignificant moves you made earlier have all come in handy; you were truly brilliant."

Peng Feng: "Don't waste time flattering him."

"Yes."

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