I'm a sophomore in college, what the heck is this "male god cultivation system"?

Chapter 61 Hip Opening Exercises

"How did he end up here?"

When she saw Chen Yan's figure appear in front of her, Tian Jingyi's face unconsciously showed a smile, and at the same time she murmured something to herself.

However, because she was talking to herself, she spoke very softly, so softly that even her roommate sitting next to her couldn't hear her.

"Hey, Jingyi, what did you say?" Her roommate gently poked Tian Jingyi's waist and asked curiously, "I was just telling you about looking at handsome guys, and you've started talking to yourself like this. Are you in heat?"

"I'm in heat?" Tian Jingyi pointed to herself incredulously, about to refute, but before she could speak, she inexplicably felt a pang of guilt.

Judging from her interactions with Chen Yan, it seems that she was the one who first became attracted to his body. Does that count as being in heat?
Wait a minute, how can something like romantic relationships between men and women be called being in heat?

After comforting herself in a "Kong Yiji" style, Tian Jingyi didn't say much more, just hummed twice, and then waved to Chen Yan.

"Hey, what are you doing? I just wanted to show you, I didn't tell you to..." The roommate didn't react for a moment, thinking that Tian Jingyi had committed a "socially awesome certificate" offense. Just as he was about to stop her, he saw the handsome guy he had just mentioned walking towards them.

"Why are you here?" Tian Jingyi asked with a smile as Chen Yan approached. "Did you miss me?"

“A little.” Chen Yan nodded, then handed a cup of fruit tea to Tian Jingyi. “I bought it on the way. I remember you really like this flavor.”

"You remembered my favorite fruit tea flavor, that's a bonus." Tian Jingyi took the fruit tea, made a gesture that Koreans despise, and said, "Is it really just this little bit?"

"Then it will still be a little more than that."

Chen Yan nodded, and seeing that there was no seat next to Tian Jingyi, he sat down behind her and said, "I remember that on the schedule you sent me, this class should be 'Introduction to Linguistics', right?"

"Yes, this class is so boring." Tian Jingyi slumped her head and sighed, "I was planning to catch up on sleep during this class, but now that you're here, I can't sleep."

"Actually, you can sleep even if I'm here."

“No way, now that you’re here, it’s not a class anymore, it’s a date.” Tian Jingyi had just finished speaking when, as if remembering something, she turned to her roommate beside her and said:

"Baby, I'm leaving now. You can sit alone for this class. I'll keep you company next time." Tian Jingyi made a heart shape with her hands, but she quickly grabbed her textbook and walked to Chen Yan's row.

"Quick, quick, make way, I'll sit inside."

After Chen Yan stood up and made way for the entrance, Tian Jingyi quickly sat down and then introduced the two of them.

"Her name is Han Su, and she is my good friend."

"His name is Chen Yan, he is my boyfriend... and also my good friend."

Tian Jingyi originally wanted to say "boyfriend" directly, but she had unintentionally acted like a "bad girl" before, which caused their relationship to remain at the "friend" level after they had engaged in intimate activities.

Thinking about it this way, Tian Jingyi suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Why is it that even though they are still officially friends, their daily interactions are almost like those of a couple...?

Although she sensed something was amiss, Tian Jingyi didn't dwell on it and quickly finished introducing the two of them.

……

"Hello." Chen Yan greeted him first, and took the opportunity to sized up the other person.

The other person had a straight fringe and decent skin, but their looks could only be described as above average at best; in terms of appearance alone, they were in the same league as Kang Le.

"Hello, handsome." Han Su was also observing Chen Yan, her brain working at high speed, quickly matching the conversation she had with Tian Jingyi in the dormitory with the face in front of her.

'No wonder Zhao Zheng was eliminated so quickly.' Han Su had been a little confused before, as Zhao Zheng had been her badminton partner for more than half a year, so how could he be eliminated so quickly... even though he seemed to have never been in the game.

But looking at it now, one can only say that Zhao Zheng's "death" was not unjust. The gap between the two was just too great; they were the kind of people who would shatter at the slightest touch.

To paraphrase a line from the Records of the Grand Historian, "This is Heaven's will to destroy us, not a fault of our battles."

……

The teacher who taught "Introduction to Linguistics" was a little old man with gray hair.

Although Tian Jingyi said the class was boring, Chen Yan found it quite interesting, perhaps because it was his first time taking such a class, and he listened attentively.

As for Tian Jingyi...

Although she kept saying "This is a date, I absolutely can't fall asleep" before class, she fell asleep on her desk less than ten minutes into the class.

She didn't open her eyes groggily until the bell rang at the end of the first class... but her sleepy and bewildered look was quite cute, making Chen Yan unable to resist poking her cheek.

Because he felt good about the first class of "Introduction to Linguistics" in the afternoon, and because the afternoon classes for computer science majors were really boring, Chen Yan simply became a student of Chinese Language and Literature that afternoon and attended "Appreciation of Foreign Literature" with Tian Jingyi.

……

5:30, the cafeteria.

"It seems you quite like our Chinese Language and Literature major's classes." Tian Jingyi said after getting her food and returning to her seat, "Last time I went to your Computer Science major's class, I didn't understand a thing, and I started playing on my phone after only a short while."

"That's normal. Besides, your classes are really quite interesting."

"What's the use of being interesting? Graduation means unemployment. I feel like I should start preparing for the civil service exam when I'm a senior, otherwise I really don't know what to do. I can't just take the postgraduate entrance exam and live off my parents."

Tian Jingyi complained about her major, and said with a hint of envy, "You guys shouldn't have much trouble finding jobs, right? As long as you don't have high expectations, you can basically find a decent job."

"Not necessarily. I've heard a lot of senior students say that jobs are hard to find, and that the golden age of employment is almost over." Chen Yan stretched his arms, complaining about his major, but there was no worry on his face.

After all, there's a system now, so why should we still have to suffer as programmers? Otherwise, we'll go bald, our health will deteriorate, and then we'll have to trigger an "optimization" event when we're 35.

"Sigh, never mind, let's just take it one step at a time." Tian Jingyi shook her head and quickly changed the subject, "What should we do after dinner?"

"I have two plans now." Chen Yan made a "2" gesture and said, "First, we'll take a walk after dinner to digest, and then play some badminton."

Secondly, I recently saw a movie that received very good reviews. We can go see it, and afterwards we can go downstairs for dessert.

"I choose number 2," Tian Jingyi said with a grin. "And what about after we finish dessert?"

"After you finish your dessert," Chen Yan pondered for a moment, then said, "When we were playing badminton, I felt your physical condition was too poor, so I need to help you with some specialized training."

"What kind of specialized training?"

"Hip-opening exercises," Chen Yan said without changing his expression, his eyes quite frank.

"Hip-opening exercises, can this training help improve badminton skills?" Tian Jingyi said subconsciously, then her mind started working on it.

Hip-opening exercises...

The moment she realized what was happening, her ears turned slightly red, and then she punched Chen Yan on the shoulder.

(End of this chapter)