I'm a sophomore in college, what the heck is this "male god cultivation system"?

Chapter 54 Farce
The 5th, the weekend.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Chen Yan woke up from his sleep.

Since acquiring the skill of "efficient sleep," Chen Yan has slept for an unusual ten hours straight. As for why he slept for so long...

Looking at his sticky underwear, Chen Yan sighed helplessly.

"Damn it, this [Dream Link] skill is such a piece of crap, it doesn't give any warning before pulling people in." Chen Yan rubbed his temples, feeling a bit annoyed.

Although the dream was beautiful, he couldn't completely control when to activate the skill or how to bring people in...

However, according to the system's introduction, he will be able to fully master this skill sooner or later... This gave Chen Yan some comfort, and he looked forward to that day.

After taking a shower, Chen Yan returned to the bedroom wrapped in a towel, picked up his phone, and opened it to take a look.

There are many messages on my phone screen, most of which are push notifications from news platforms...

Of course, what attracted Chen Yan the most was the message at the top titled "When will the long night of S5 finally end?"

Just by looking at the title, Chen Yan knew the specific content of this news, so he didn't even read the text and went straight to the comments section.

The comments section was indeed filled with birdsong and pleasant sounds.

[LCK teams meet at the Bird's Nest, are people actually watching this match?]

I didn't watch it. Ever since LPL's number one seed was eliminated in the round of 16, I've had no hope for LPL anymore.

[Can the uncrowned wild dogs practice Xayah? And the coach is really something, managing to let the enemy team pick Galio five times.]

Whatever, I've already uninstalled the game. Isn't PUBG more fun?

Don't be discouraged, JackeyLove will be able to play next year, there's still hope for the LPL!

[Hope your mother, a stray dog ​​that can't even make it to the World Championship doesn't deserve to bark.]

……

The comments section was incredibly heated, with trolls, supporters, and trolls all gathered together, showcasing the ultimate peak of online flame wars.

This war of words began at the end of last month when the three major teams were eliminated by LCK, but the news of LCK teams meeting at the Bird's Nest has only intensified the public opinion.

As for why the three starter families only have two teams.

Of course, it's EDG, the number one seed, who has already fallen in the round of 16.

Chen Yan only treated games as a form of entertainment and didn't pay much attention to these kinds of competitions, nor did he have a strong sense of "honor." So after reading the comments for a while, he put down his phone and prepared to go downstairs for breakfast.

The neighborhood is in a great location, with plenty of breakfast shops nearby. Chen Yan casually picked a pan-fried dumpling shop and had a comfortable breakfast.

Today is the weekend, so there are no classes at school. Chen Yan plans to rest at home for the morning.

'No, it seems I can't rest.' Chen Yan slapped his thigh, suddenly remembering that he had a piano lesson at 10:30 this morning.

"Never mind, I'll play a bit more at home, then drive to class." Chen Yan sighed, put the last pan-fried dumpling into his mouth, and strode towards his rented room.

……

As soon as Chen Yan stepped out of the elevator on the seventh floor, he heard a burst of loud cursing. Judging from the volume, it seemed that someone was using a megaphone to yell at people.

Judging from the source of the sound, it seems to be an argument upstairs...

"It's a weekend morning, and working people finally get a chance to sleep in, but then they get disturbed." Chen Yan frowned, then saw two households on the same floor open their doors at the same time. One was a middle-aged man with a stubble beard, and the other was a man who looked to be under thirty and wearing black-rimmed glasses.

Both of them were dressed very casually, obviously having been woken up from their sleep and then just throwing on some clothes before coming out.

"Were you also woken up by the arguing?" The middle-aged man rubbed his eyes, his sleepy face full of annoyance.

If the middle-aged man was merely irritable, then the bespectacled man's expression could only be described as a firecracker.

"Damn it, I didn't fall asleep until four o'clock, what's all this noise so early in the morning!" With that, the bespectacled man slammed the door shut and stormed upstairs.

"Why don't we go take a look? It's making so much noise so early in the morning, it's not right." The middle-aged man, who had become a little more rational, looked at Chen Yan and said, "We'll go up one floor at a time. This building only has 12 floors in total, so we can only go up five floors at most."

Chen Yan pondered for a moment, then nodded.

The loudspeaker is so loud, it's disturbing even at home. I bet a lot of people are going there. Anyway, I'll go check it out first.

It's one thing to swear, but using a loudspeaker to disturb others is simply unethical.

Chen Yan didn't want to get into trouble, but when others affected him, he wouldn't just tolerate it. Just like when Pan Yang wanted to smoke in the dormitory, he wouldn't put up with the other person's behavior for the sake of so-called "roommate friendship".

The middle-aged man and I walked up the stairs floor by floor, and soon we determined the specific floor where the argument was taking place.

There were two people standing at the top of the stairs on the 9th floor, and even more people standing inside the building... Clearly, being woken up by a loudspeaker on a weekend morning has left most people quite resentful.

……

Ten minutes ago.

"Mom, could you move aside? I have class this morning. Can we talk about this tonight?" Wenya said irritably, looking at the old lady holding a megaphone in front of her. "And what are you doing with that megaphone?"

The old lady had a slightly harsh expression. Looking at her daughter-in-law, who had already backed down, she showed no intention of giving her any face and coldly snorted:

"I'll talk about it tonight. My son is almost forty and still doesn't have a child. Do you know what the villagers are saying? They're saying our family line is going to end!"

"She's going to kill off our family line!" The old woman turned on the loudspeaker and shouted, "Everyone, come and judge! This woman is trying to kill off our family line!"

Wenya clenched her fists tightly, wanting to try one last time.

"Mom, please don't do this so early in the morning. Everyone else is still resting."

However, her words seemed to add some kind of "fuel" to the old lady's anger; not only did her voice become louder, but her words also became much more vicious.

"You haven't had a child all these years. Now this barren hen has finally learned to be shameless." The old woman paused, as if she was about to unleash some powerful move.

next second.

"I think it's because you were shameless when you were young and ruined your body, so now you can't have children... You didn't know any shame when you were a prostitute, and now you're telling me to stop talking."

The old lady's vicious words made Wenya's face turn pale instantly. She turned her head and looked at her helpless husband, trying to get him to do something.

However, Zheng Feng just stood there, occasionally whispering, "Mom, don't do this," but it had no effect whatsoever.

Looking at her weak husband, Wenya's disappointment finally reached its peak.

"A hen that can't lay eggs? I ruined my body? Do I need to tell you who's incapable?"

(End of this chapter)