The fairy always tries to corrupt my Dao heart.

Chapter 16 I am the little boy who possesses the 'Huang Yunzhao' nuclear bomb

"Your hometown is also in the Taiyuan Realm?"

Shen Qingyu's voice was filled with disbelief and surprise. She had seen Li Qingan quite a few times while she was with Yinyin, but she never expected that he would speak her hometown dialect.

It turns out they're from the same hometown!

"Is that so?" Li Qingan greeted him with a smile, "Hello, fellow villager."

"Hello, hello!" Shen Qingyu was quite happy: "This is the first time I've met someone from my hometown in such a remote place."

Have you encountered this place elsewhere?

“I haven’t been there much.” Shen Qingyu shook her head. “But when people from our area leave their homes, they all go to the greater regions, not to such remote and backward places.”

"Then I'm an exception."

"That's what I was saying..." Shen Qingyu's eyes crinkled into a smile: "By the way, which part of the Taiyuan Realm are you from?"

Ningzhou.

"Me too!" Shen Qingyu was even more surprised. "What a coincidence!"

Li Qingan was also surprised: "Really?"

He recalled that he had never heard of a family of cultivators surnamed Shen in Ningzhou.

“It’s definitely true.” Shen Qingyu snorted. “But it’s just my ancestral home. I only lived there for a while when I was little, and I learned the language from my mother.”

"I see." Li Qingan nodded and said no more.

"So you've come all this way," Shen Qingyu said, somewhat excitedly. "But it's a good thing you came, otherwise you wouldn't have met someone you like and someone who likes you, right?"

Shen Qingyu spoke in the tone of a love guru: "There's a saying that goes, 'The realm that God arranges for you to live in proves that there must be someone you're meant to meet there,' right?"

"Yes."

"So you encountered..."

Li Qingan nodded in agreement: "I really did run into a fellow villager."

"Uh-huh?"

Shen Qingyu stared at Li Qingan with wide eyes once again. "Hey, what are you saying?"

I was talking about Yinyin, why are you talking about me?

Fellow villager, I'm glad you said that, but you've got the wrong person, and I'm very unhappy about it!
"Fellow villager, look me in the eye and answer me!" Shen Qingyu's face hardened. "Is what you're saying correct?"

Li Qingan looked at her in confusion: "Isn't that right? When fellow villagers meet, they stab each other in the back... no, they're all teary-eyed, aren't they?"

"You mean to stab me in the back, right?" Shen Qingyu rolled her eyes at him. "No, that's not what I meant. I meant..."

Seeing Li Qing'an's puzzled expression, she paused, then looked as if she had remembered something and understood.

'Although he knows what liking someone is, he's incredibly clueless when it comes to feelings. Before, his daily routine with Yinyin was always the same three things... eating, shopping, and practicing swordsmanship. He barely even prepared any gifts. Sigh.'

Shen Qingyu immediately understood why Li Qingan was puzzled.

Li Qing'an is a virgin; he knows what liking someone means, but he has no experience in managing a relationship.

But ironically, although Yin Yin was unhappy that Li Qing'an had left without saying goodbye for five months, she never showed the slightest impatience with him...

Since it was our first time together, we felt that everything else was a minor issue.
"Ugh."

Shen Qingyu sighed heavily: "You two are both very strange."

One is clueless but persistent, the other is unhappy but doesn't mind!
Absolutely!

"Me and Lingyin?" Li Qingan smiled. "Is it that strange?"

"Otherwise what?" Shen Qingyu snorted. "Besides, it's one thing that you didn't go to see Yinyin last night, but you're still wandering around here so late today. Are you afraid Yinyin will be angry?"

Li Qingan raised his hand and pointed to the fireworks shop next door with his thumb: "Prepare a surprise."

"Huh?" Shen Qingyu was taken aback again: "After being away for five months, you've finally figured it out?"

"Uh..." Li Qingan looked at her strangely: "I left without saying goodbye, so isn't it normal to apologize?"

"Cough...that's true." Shen Qingyu calmed herself down, realizing she had overreacted.

Li Qing'an may be straightforward, but he's not stupid.

It's perfectly normal to apologize when you do something wrong!
“But I think it’s good that you’re back.” Shen Qingyu hesitated for a moment before saying, “Yinyin is very happy to know that you are safe and sound.”

She decided to tell Li Qingan how her best friend was feeling.

After all, she now knows that Li Qing'an is a good person, that he is from the same hometown, and that Yinyin does like him.

More importantly, both of them are a bit slow-witted.

So I have to help out.

Otherwise, when will these two ever become a Daoist couple?

Yeah, that fellow villager is so stupid!
Yeah, Yinyin is too cold!
How can things possibly go smoothly if we continue to get along like this?
Shen Qingyu's mindset has subtly changed at this moment.

Although she didn't dislike Li Qingan and Su Lingyin before, she just felt that he was perfunctorily dealing with his best friend as if he were doing a task.

But after their first chat today, Shen Qingyu realized that he wasn't just being perfunctory; he was genuinely stupid!
Since Yinyin cares about him so much, he should probably lend a hand a little.

"That's good."

"Hey, where's your communication compass?"

"lost."

"Has he been in seclusion the whole time?"

"It is."

"Is it related to the yin energy on your body?"

"Ah."

“No wonder…” Shen Qingyu looked at the shop owner who came out of the fireworks store: “You’re not allowed to treat Yinyin like that anymore, understand?”

"Um……"

"Then hurry up and take your things and leave. Yinyin is waiting for you at Luoxia Sect."

"Luoxia Sect?" Li Qing'an was a little surprised. Although Luoxia City was the largest city under the Luoxia Sect, the distance between them was still quite far.

Have you always been traveling this far?
"She's prepared a surprise for you that she can't show to anyone else~" Shen Qingyu said mysteriously, "Even though it's your first time going, it shows that you two are getting closer, right?"

Li Qingan completely ignored Shen Qingyu's manipulative tactics, but was quite interested in the surprise.

He wasn't worried about being seduced, because Shen Qingyu was also there, and Su Lingyin couldn't possibly have a threesome.

On the way to the Luoxia Sect, Huang Yunzhao's voice rang out again.

"My good disciple, you're good at lying to little girls, but you're good at putting on bibs with old sows, one after another."

"Did you see it?"

"Does your master not know who you are?" Huang Yunzhao's tone was full of approval: "You're using a bait-and-switch tactic, pretending not to know, and taking a step back to gain this girl's trust..."

"Excellent, tasteful, I like it very much."

Li Qingan replied slowly and deliberately, "Isn't it all for your sake, sir?"

"Heh~" Huang Yunzhao smiled amusedly: "I don't believe you have no feelings for such a pretty girl."

"Yes, I have."

Li Qingan didn't deny it either; what normal man doesn't like a pretty girl?
"It's just that her breasts are a little small."

"This is a minor issue."

"So—" Huang Yunzhao said meaningfully, "I was right back then, weren't I? You have the 'virginity mark,' so it won't be easy for you to 'sow discord'~"

"You're overthinking it. Right now, focus on saving your life and your relationship... Just let things take their course."

Li Qingan also had his own considerations.

He was a little boy who possessed the 'Huang Yunzhao' nuclear bomb. What if he turned everyone around him into an acquaintance?
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(End of this chapter)