The fairy always tries to corrupt my Dao heart.
Chapter 1 "How about your older sister takes you to the bridal chamber first?"
Chapter 1 "How about your older sister takes you to the bridal chamber first?"
During the White Dew season, the weather turns cool and torrential rains fall like waterfalls.
Rainwater dripped along the cracks in the mountain wall onto the green tiles of the roof, making a tinkling sound.
The night sky was torn apart, silver snakes danced wildly, and red candles littered the courtyard, burning brightly. Ghost money flew everywhere, and paper figures lined up, creating a bizarrely festive scene.
At the same time, it also illuminated the shadow of the person beside the bed.
Li Qingan sat on the edge of the bed, bent over with his knees bent, his fingers interlaced, and his chin resting on his hand, deep in thought.
The environment he was in did not make him uneasy, nor did the eerie paper figures in his line of sight frighten him.
What bothered him more at that moment was the tinnitus-like buzzing in his head, and...
How could she faint so easily?
Is my sixth realm cultivation really that weak in a remote and impoverished place like the Chang Geng Realm?
Twenty years ago, I was driving home. As I emerged from a tunnel, the oncoming headlights made me involuntarily squint. But I never expected—
With eyes closed and opened again, a new world began as soon as the baby was born.
Although he experienced the mystery of his birth, his memories of his past life gradually resurfaced as he grew older. In this process, Li Qing'an became completely certain that he had been reincarnated.
My grades are pretty good, but I'm not driving a Mercedes...
So why did this kind of thing happen to me out of the blue?
Were we set up, or was everything arranged by fate?
Fine, I'll make the arrangements, but they won't even send me a notification. How am I supposed to ascend and return home soon?
If you don't want to give it to me, that's fine too. I can always train hard since I was a child, right?
Although my efforts did not disappoint me, I began to wander far from home at the age of seven.
Having left his hometown, he traveled westward and became a disciple of the Daoist sect in the Chang Geng realm.
Because the Dao Sect was once the number one sect of the human race, Li Qing'an made a special trip to this far place in hopes of finding some clues about ascending to heaven and returning home.
Of course, you could also say you escaped the 'cage' that confined your cultivation...
However, none of that matters. What matters is that Li Qingan discovered that his memory was fragmented.
Although the memory loss wasn't severe, it affected some important clues.
Especially his teacher after he joined the Daoist sect, he has forgotten everything... He only remembers that two and a half years ago, this teacher asked him to set off with a sword box and enter Luohuang Mountain in Yanzhou to exorcise demons during the Ghost Festival this year.
She didn't explain how to do it specifically, only saying mysterious things like, "If you succeed, you'll have a way to know the answer in your heart."
Although he didn't know if she was telling the truth, he set off with a glimmer of hope... what if he could really find clues to ascend to heaven?
So, adhering to the principle of 'direct access', he quickly arrived at Luohuang Mountain and also learned of the rumor that a sixth-realm demon was being suppressed there.
What can a monster in the sixth realm know?
Does being learned in the past and present mean one can foresee the future?
Regardless, he didn't give up on this clue, so he prepared to wait at Luohuang Mountain. However, he then realized that he wasn't just waiting idly at Luohuang Mountain; he had been to other places as well...
More importantly, after entering Luohuang Mountain, he discovered that apart from encountering a powerful female ghost, he had not encountered any demons, nor had he found the answers he was looking for...
So, did that teacher really ask him to exorcise a demon?
If that's not the case, then why did you let yourself come here during this year's Ghost Festival?
Li Qing'an had many questions in his mind.
But he won't dwell on things he can't figure out... because why think so much?
This will only increase internal friction!
The most urgent thing is to get out of this godforsaken place.
After all, the culprit that was making her head buzz was not only outside, but she also didn't know when she had been dressed in a bright red wedding robe.
A ghost marriage?
Forget it!
I need to be more careful this time; I can't let myself get stunned again.
Ok?
Why use 'this time'?
Li Qingan frowned slightly.
"My lord, what are you thinking about? It's time to go to the wedding."
The paper doll's voice rang out, and Li Qing'an looked over expressionlessly. These words... seemed familiar.
Have you heard this somewhere before?
Can not remember.
He looked at the paper effigy of the old woman standing at the door and smiled slightly: "I was thinking about my father."
The paper doll nanny's eyes revealed a human-like confusion: Who is Father?
She couldn't possibly understand, so the next second she vanished into thin air in the golden light of Li Qing'an's casual wave of his hand.
Li Qingan didn't know if the spirit of justice would secretly protect him, but he wasn't exactly weak.
His unwavering dedication to cultivation, which began from birth, ensured that his strength was sufficient to handle even these seemingly insurmountable challenges.
Li Qingan got up and walked outside. Although the scenes inside and outside the house arranged according to the wedding ceremony seemed familiar to him, he was too lazy to think about it now.
As he approached the door, the smile on his face gradually disappeared.
"Ha~ha~ha~uh..."
The soft breathing gradually reached his ears, sounding like the alluring touch of feathers, and Li Qing'an's fledgling body couldn't help but react.
That sound... it must make my meal taste amazing!
More importantly, while the alluring and melodious tune didn't feel familiar to Li Qing'an, the voice itself was quite familiar to him!
Oh?
Li Qingan raised an eyebrow, and the smile that had disappeared not only reappeared on his face, but also gradually became distorted.
Any normal man would be curious!
For Li Qingan, it was more than just curiosity.
He stepped out of the door and looked at the culprit who had made him faint.
In sight, a huge coffin stood in the courtyard, its lid already open. Chains extending straight out from the four corners of the coffin precisely locked the limbs of the woman in the wedding dress, forcing her to spread her arms and kneel on the ground.
The woman was very tall; even kneeling with her head down, she was still taller than Li Qing'an.
In this pose, her figure is even more exquisite and curvaceous, with a prominent bust and buttocks that exude feminine beauty, yet she is also taut and supple, smooth and without any excess fat.
Especially her legs, which were faintly visible beneath the skirt, were full of power, rounded and long, indescribably long. Together with the full curves of her hips and buttocks, they made her slender waist look as graceful and elegant as a precious jade bottle, giving people an unparalleled visual and sensory enjoyment.
The chains binding her fair ankles added an indescribable eroticism to the scene.
But what attracted Li Qing'an's attention most at this moment was the fair and smooth skin exposed beneath her beautiful neck, where a sharp sword was clearly embedded in the full shadow.
A long sword with a hilt resembling a phoenix spreading its wings and a blade displaying a bluish-purple hue!
Seeing this scene, Li Qingan suddenly remembered many things.
The sword box contained the immortal sword named 'Qingwu', which he had personally plunged into the chest of the woman in the wedding dress.
At that very moment, his soul was struck and he fainted.
To put it simply, it's a lose-lose situation?
No, it looks like the advantage is on my side!
Li Qing'an frowned slightly as he looked at the terrifying aura emanating from the woman in the wedding dress.
The Azure Phoenix Sword in the sword case is effective against this female ghost, but she is clearly not only at the sixth realm of cultivation...
More importantly, she is a ghost, not the 'demon' the teacher was talking about.
what is the problem?
At this moment, the woman in the wedding dress, who heard the commotion, stopped making some of her noises, but her slightly trembling body still told of how unbearable it was for her under the seal.
Li Qingan looked up slightly, but couldn't see her face.
Because the red veil covered her face.
Li Qingan chuckled and waved a chair over from inside the house to sit down: "Big sister, hello there. It seems you're more seriously injured than I am now."
After a long silence, the woman in the locked wedding dress suddenly spoke in a chilling voice: "My sister is not good at all!"
The moment the words left her lips, the red veil floated into the air, revealing a terrifying, fleshless face to Li Qing'an.
His eyes were sunken, and his mouth was split in two from his forehead to the back of his ears, with sharp serrations comparable to those of a wild boar.
In that instant, Li Qingan felt as if his heart was being gripped tightly by an icy hand, and then began to beat wildly, almost breaking free of the confinement in his chest.
The perverse idea vanished completely in an instant.
He instinctively held his breath, as if that would make him invisible in the face of the 'great terror,' but his blood rushed wildly to his limbs, as if telling him to run.
All sounds became shrill at this moment, the rushing sound of blood against his eardrums was like thunder, and his lips became exceptionally dry. He never expected that such a terrifying face would be hidden under the red veil.
Li Qing'an, having swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, clenched his fists tightly, his spiritual energy surging as he prepared to annihilate the horribly ugly female ghost—
"Hahaha~"
The ghost in the wedding dress suddenly let out a cheerful laugh: "Little brother, your reaction was great! I like it very much!"
The terrifying face was replaced by a beautiful and charming one, causing Li Qing'an to forcefully suppress his desire to attack.
Having witnessed what a hideous and terrifying face looks like, even if the face before me is not the best, it is still a beauty that rivals the most beautiful women in the world.
Moreover, it's not bad at all!
He desperately needed to enjoy the view a little longer to make up for the SAN value he had just lost.
Li Qingan's gaze involuntarily hardened, and his face regained its color.
Feeling Li Qing'an's burning gaze, the ghost in the wedding dress smiled even more broadly. Even if she were a blockhead, it was impossible for her to be completely unmoved by such a 'great sorrow and joy'.
Even if this kid is very rational, he can't control his instinctive heartbeat.
So she was really satisfied with Li Qing'an's expression at that moment.
In this way, the boy felt pity for her and would definitely let her do as she pleased.
"Hmm~"
She deliberately breathed rapidly, and Li Qing'an stared at her face, but this time he still couldn't see her full appearance because her eyes were covered with a red cloth strip that looked like lace.
So Li Qingan looked at her slightly parted red lips, and the voice came from those alluring red lips.
Yes, there's also a beauty mark the size of a grain of rice in the bottom left corner.
Although you can't see her in full, you can tell at a glance that she is a very beautiful and sexually alluring fairy.
Li Qingan had to admit that at this moment, every part of this woman's appearance was striking his...heart.
Even if that terrifying appearance was her true form, as long as she looks beautiful now... that's enough!
"Little brother, I'm really not feeling well right now~"
"W-what's wrong?" Li Qing'an took a deep breath to calm his trembling voice from being frightened, then crossed his legs and said slowly, "I saw this coffin standing there as soon as I came in. As the saying goes, a coffin standing upright in a burial signifies extreme misfortune."
"And since you suddenly appeared and scared me, I stuck a sword in your chest to prevent you from causing trouble. You should say thank you, not do something as ungrateful as knocking me unconscious."
After a pause, Li Qingan added, "You shouldn't scare me either!"
The woman in the wedding dress gave him a stick and then a carrot, then snorted coldly, "Thank you? You..."
"You're welcome. Helping others is a traditional virtue."
After a few seconds of silence, the woman in the wedding dress thought, "This kid's reaction... isn't right."
However, the smug tone was quite novel.
A smile played on her lips, exuding a bewitching charm: "Little brother, you've gone too far... I clearly wanted to marry you, but you just plunged this celestial sword into my chest, and you even said it was for my own good..."
"My sister is in this state now, shouldn't we come and comfort her first?"
Hearing her seductive voice, which seemed to want to drain him dry, Li Qingan smiled noncommittally: "I actually quite like the way you're talking right now, with your rapid breathing... It sounds nice, I love it!"
The woman in the wedding dress, bound by chains, was aware of her loss of composure, but there was nothing she could do; the immortal sword had accurately pierced her vital point.
After all, he was just a spirit in the underworld at the moment.
"Then come here... I can let you hear an even nicer voice~"
"I won't listen!"
"..." She took a deep breath: "Then come here, I'll show you how to do naughty things..."
"Don't do it."
"Are you angry that I'll knock you unconscious?"
"No."
"That's good……"
"not good!"
"..."
Taking a deep breath, she gritted her teeth and said, "You call this being angry? You've made me feel like this..."
"I'm not angry."
"Then you can come over and pull out this sword..."
"No."
"..."
The chains binding the woman in the wedding dress rattled louder with each pull, and her voice grew increasingly angry: "I don't want this, I don't want that, aren't you angry?"
"I just feel that you are either a scoundrel or a thief. What if I go over there and you drain me dry? My little body can't take it..." Li Qing'an looked at the slender figure of the woman in the wedding dress kneeling on the ground, and his smile suddenly disappeared: "Who are you?"
"Who am I? I am your mother!"
Upon hearing this, Li Qingan straightened his posture slightly, raised an eyebrow, and asked, "My mother? Really?"
He did have some doubts, after all, his biological mother in this life died not long after giving birth to him, which was indeed quite abnormal in this world where immortals could cultivate.
So he was very curious whether the ghost in the wedding dress in front of him was his mother.
"..."
Sensing the seriousness in Li Qing'an's tone, the woman in the wedding dress remained silent for a few seconds before coldly saying, "Huang Yunzhao!"
"Why didn't you say so earlier? I guessed for so long, I really thought you were my mother..."
"you know me?"
"do not know."
"..."
click-
Huang Yunzhao forcefully broke free of the chain on her left wrist, her face expressionless.
Li Qingan's eyelids twitched, and he silently mobilized the spiritual energy within his body, and then...
Huang Yunzhao couldn't break free from the other three chains no matter what she did.
The clanking of chains continued for a while before falling silent.
Li Qingan looked at Huang Yunzhao, who was facing him. After an awkward silence—
"Scared me."
Li Qingan let out a long breath, and then heard Huang Yunzhao speak expressionlessly: "Even though I am currently sealed, I am still invincible in the world!"
Li Qingan looked at her with amusement: "Then come here."
Huang Yunzhao sneered: "You don't believe me?"
"I believe you." Li Qing'an nodded. "But since you want to marry me, how could you be widowed before even consummating the marriage? What do you think?"
"That's right, so... come here!"
A smile suddenly appeared on Huang Yunzhao's lips, and the next second Li Qing'an felt a slight dizziness. He was sitting in a chair and appeared directly in front of Huang Yunzhao.
Huang Yunzhao reached out her left hand and stroked his face, her breath sweet as orchids, her voice full of allure, yet tinged with a sinister undertone—
"The wedding room is all decorated, so..."
"Sister will take you into the bridal chamber first, and then, in that same way as before... suck you dry, okay?"
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(End of this chapter)
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