Let's debut, fairy!
Chapter 89 Marketing Genius
Chapter 89 Marketing Genius
on board.
Meng Bai and Lu Xiqing sat facing each other.
He asked the same question again: "If I remember correctly, some people in the River Drum Heaven are not allowed to eat the top-grade purple lotus core."
“It’s true. My cousin Lu Qiming couldn’t eat this top-grade purple lotus core. He almost lost his life after eating it once when he was a child.” Lu Xiqing nodded.
"In our area, this is called an 'allergy,' which means that the body is too sensitive to this medicinal herb. It is similar to poisoning, but the nature is completely different."
"An allergy?" Lu Xiqing seemed to understand. "That's quite fitting. Are you planning to use this as a pretext, fellow Daoist?"
"Correct."
"How do I do it?" Lu Xiqing asked curiously.
"Miss Yunluo said that the Zhang family also sells spiritual food and wine with top-grade purple lotus cores, and they are in direct competition with the Lu family. Therefore, they will definitely try every means to damage the reputation of your Lu family."
Lu Xiqing nodded, waiting for Meng Bai to continue.
"Goddess, could you find someone who can get in touch with the Zhang family and give them an idea? Say that someone has been poisoned by drinking the Lu family's Seven-Core Dew, and have the Zhang family carry the poisoned person to the Lu family's shop and cause a scene."
The explanation was simple: the person who was poisoned had always drunk the Zhang family's spirit wine without any problems, but now that they were drinking the Lu family's spirit wine, they were immediately poisoned. It must be that there's something wrong with the Lu family's wine.
"How can this be allowed? Isn't this ruining our own reputation?" Before Lu Xiqing could reply, Old Shen, who was eavesdropping from the sky, immediately retorted.
Lu Xiqing wasn't in a hurry. After thinking for a moment, she leaned forward and asked, "And then?"
“The Zhang family will definitely try to make a big fuss. When they are making the biggest fuss, the goddess can invite a respected elder from the city to come and take a look, and explain through the elder’s words.”
It is said that this person is not poisoned, but rather allergic to the finest purple lotus core. To prove that this is not just hearsay, the goddess can cure this person.
Next, go to the Zhang family's shop and buy a single serving of top-grade purple lotus seeds for this person to consume. At that time, this person will definitely have an allergic reaction…”
"Then, I can turn the tables and say that this was a conspiracy by the Zhang family, deliberately designed to harm my Lu family?" Lu Xiqing replied thoughtfully.
“No.” Meng Bai immediately shook his head. “Don’t mention the Zhang family.”
"Why?" Lu Xiqing asked, puzzled.
“Mentioning the Zhang family would be a bad move. What the goddess should do is apologize and take full responsibility for the person’s allergic reaction, saying that it was because you didn’t ask beforehand that the guest had an allergic reaction.”
Therefore, you are willing to compensate this customer and take this opportunity to inform all onlookers, reminding them to be aware of the allergic reaction to the premium purple lotus seed extract. Your Lu family is willing to provide the purple lotus seed extract free of charge for the customer to undergo a skin test.
What is a skin test?
Meng Bai rolled up his sleeves, dipped his hand in the tea, and wiped it on his arm, saying, "This is a skin test. If you are allergic to the top-grade purple lotus core, you may show some abnormalities after touching the purple lotus core liquid. However, there may not be any reaction. Goddess, you can try it yourself."
Lu Xiqing looked at Meng Bai's arm.
I rolled up my sleeves and tried to imitate it myself.
Her wrists were as white as snow, and incredibly tender.
After trying it, she still asked, puzzled, "I still don't understand, why do I have to do that?"
"I ask you, why is it that the person who was poisoned was fine after drinking the Zhang family's spirit wine, but had an allergic reaction after drinking your Lu family's spirit wine? What does this mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"This proves that your Lu family's Seven-Core Dew truly contains the precious spiritual medicine of top-grade purple lotus core; while the Zhang family's does not, their wine is fake!"
"!!!" Lu Xiqing understood now, her eyes widened slightly and her mouth opened a little wider.
Meng Bai continued, "In that case, do you think people will buy your Lu family's spirit wine or his Zhang family's spirit wine in the future? Once the reputation of fake wine spreads, even if the Zhang family has a hundred mouths, they won't be able to explain themselves."
As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Hui, who was in the sky, could no longer hide. He suddenly appeared at the bow of the ship, looking at Meng Bai incredulously and asking, "Where did you learn this scheme from?"
"Who is this?" Meng Bai was startled. Where did this old guy come from?
“Shen Hui, who was my father’s attendant in the ancestral rites,” Lu Xiqing quickly introduced.
"So it's Elder Shen." Meng Bai bowed respectfully, without being overly polite.
Shen Hui didn't care. He wasn't polite to the goddess, so why would he be polite to himself?
He continued, "Young Master Xu, was this your idea?"
"If Elder Shen thinks this idea wasn't mine, that's fine. It doesn't matter who came up with it. I just hope it will be useful to the Goddess." Meng Bai didn't try to prove anything.
Lu Xiqing reached out to stop Shen Hui, who was still about to speak, her eyes becoming even brighter.
She felt she had broadened her horizons today; she couldn't believe there were such ingenious ideas in the world... no, such clever ideas?
So she stood up and, for the first time, gave Meng Bai a formal greeting, saying, "Fellow Daoist, you have truly done me a great favor. Please forgive me for any offense I may have caused earlier."
"Since you're so busy, I think we should invite Young Master Xu to stay at our residence for a few days, to show him the hospitality of a host," Shen Hui suddenly suggested.
He said one thing to her, but whispered another: "Goddess, secrets must be kept. This idea of Xu Fu must not be known to anyone else. We must take him back and keep him under control."
"They helped us a lot, how can we repay kindness with enmity?" Lu Xiqing said unhappily.
"Isn't he in love with Yunluo? Arranging for him to live near Yunluo is not repaying kindness with enmity, but rather helping others achieve their goals!" Shen Hui explained.
After explaining, he added, "Besides, we're not putting him under house arrest. The scenery inside the Zheng Shen Mansion is beautiful; many people want to go in but can't. What's wrong with us treating him well?"
Lu Xiqing agreed with this, and put on a smile, saying, "Fellow Daoist, you have helped me a great deal today. Please come to my residence for a chat."
After saying this, fearing that Meng Bai might have some reservations, she poured herself a cup of wine and said, "Fellow Daoist, I have never drunk alcohol, but today I must offer you a cup of wine."
"No need, I am too weak to drink this wine." Meng Bai waved his hand and said, "I understand the concerns of the Goddess and Elder Shen. I have heard that the Zheng Shen Mansion is full of rare flowers and herbs. Is that true?"
Such tact made Shen Hui laugh heartily: "Indeed, my Divine Palace is filled with countless rare flowers and exotic plants, and Young Master Xu is a man of great literary talent. If you were to visit for a few days, you would surely leave behind many poems."
"Excellent, excellent!" Meng Bai laughed heartily.
I thought it would take some effort, but I didn't expect to get in so easily.
They wouldn't let us in if we didn't go in; you can imagine how messed this was.
Seeing the two laughing happily, Lu Xiqing smiled as well, and gestured to Meng Bai: "Fellow Daoist, please!"
"Please!" Meng Bai also extended his hand.
Just then, Su Xintang's voice suddenly rang in his mind: "Meng Bai, in He Gu, you can use butterflies to enter dreams without needing incense."
"What do you mean?"
“All the magic power in my body was converted from incense on Earth, and it can also be used to enter dreams. We don’t need to make trips back and forth. The magic power and incense power in my body are more than enough. Even if we have six more divine embryos, it will be enough.” Su Xintang was overjoyed.
"Really?" Meng Bai was also pleasantly surprised, as this saved him a lot of trouble.
"Where are you now?"
"I'm with Lu Xiqing. She invited me to the Zheng Shen Mansion as a guest. You can continue your dream and don't waste time."
"Then please be careful."
"It's nothing," Meng Bai replied, then suddenly realized something and said, "Hey, if that's the case, we can totally sleep with all the divine fetuses of the Divine Palace this time."
(End of this chapter)
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